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| joslyn_julia (profile) wrote, on 8-16-2005 at 7:05pm | |
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| +++++ FACTS ABOUT SEX+++++ 1) 94% of men lie about their penis size. According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of men use extra large condoms. 2) The average man is 5 inches long when erect (no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the truth). 3) 80% of American men are circumsized. Even though Pediatrics say it is not necessary. 4) No matter what all the ads say, nothing can make your penis grow but time (most men reach the end of their growth by the early 20's) 5) There is no correlation between penis size and shoe size, hand size, or nose size. 6) Blue balls does exist! It's technically called "prostatic congestion." 7) Only 16% of men shave their privates.(Mr. Evans is a proud sponser) +Some stuff on the ladies+ ------------------------------ 1) Only 9% of women around the globe consider themselves "attractive" (20% of British women do). 43% of women use the term "natural", 24% say they have "average" looks, 8% prefer the term "feminine", 7% say they are "good looking", and 7% say they are "cute", and finally only 2% of women say they are "sexy". 2) An estimated 85% of women wear the wrong size bra. 3) 60% of women have had breast implants. 4) 75% of women dont like oral sex 5) 95% of women shave their privates. +Both+ -------------------------------- 1) Masturbation is healthy for both men and women. 2) 70% of highschoolers have had sex before they have graduated. 27% loose their virginity senior prom night. Only 3% wait until marriage. 3) 95% of men would have sex with a girl after 1 month of dating. Only 10% of women feel this way. +5 Reasons Why Sex is Good+ --------------------------------------------- 1) It is a good workout. Sex burns about 150 calories every half an hour of it. It will lower your cholesterol and improve breathing circulation. 2) You won't get sick. According to research if you have sex 1-2 times a week you are less likely to get sick. 3) You'll feel happier. You will feel a greater sense of well-being. Women who have more sex were clinically proven to be less depressed than women who dont have sex. 4) Makes you look better- [ problem is ugly people don`t get any ]. Sex releases hormones in your which make your skin and hair softer and shinier and tone your physic. 5) (The best reason) You will live longer. Studies prove that sex makes you live longer. Men who had sex 1-2 times a week had half the death rate as those who did not indulge themselves at least once a month. It also makes you look younger. If you have sex 3 times a week you may look up to 10 years younger than you really are. Did You Know ---------------------------------------- 1) Having sex 3 times a week for 1 year adds up to running 75 miles!!!! |
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skife | 08-17-05 11:43am "
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| allyson | Re:, 08-17-05 12:29pm I bet I do it more than you do... |
skife | Re: Re:, 08-17-05 2:18pm 3 times..... just yesterday. :P |
joslyn_julia | Re:, 08-17-05 3:11pm haha, if mike was here and neither of us worked.... i could find a cure for aids. because that is all we would ever do. haha. sex is fun. everyone should be having sex all the time
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| allyson | Re: Re: Re:, 08-17-05 4:10pm How about seriously.. 2 to 3 times everyday and when I'm drunk.. I can't even count how many (and that's not because I'm drunk and can't remember either).
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sugarjackj | Re: Re: Re: Re:, 08-17-05 8:06pm Oh my! i know! I think most girls have a higher sex drive then guys.......honest to god they do! |
| allyson | Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:, 08-17-05 8:39pm I believe so too. |
valoth | 08-18-05 12:29am Can you say better than average? I sure can. |
joslyn_julia | Re:, 08-18-05 4:50pm are you refering to the size thing? i wouldn't know about you and i don't pay attention to mike... all i know is size doesn't matter.... it's how you work the damn thing |
twiztidclown | 08-18-05 10:44pm BS on 90% |