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Atman (profile) wrote,
on 2-12-2003 at 8:50pm
Current mood: artistic
Music: Audiovent- The energy
Subject: Valentines Day
This time of year, you can usually sort people with ease. Basically, the ones who hate valentines day have no boyfriend or girlfriend they constantly make out with and have oral with. The people that love it...well, its quite obvious what THEY are doing.
Yeah, so this valentines day, I'll be hangin with all my hoes. I got so many, I can't count them all. After all, I'm a pimp. I think I'll go to swirl with all of them at once...Ok, I lied. I'm not a pimp.

But I do have twenty ladies tailing me.

Ok, thats also a lie. Only fifteen.

Alright, maybe I don't have a chick because I'm not that honest.
Valentines Day is the same for me, year in, year out. I watch people enjoy themselves, look at the stupid valentines day cards in shops, and get drunk like crazy.
I usually play drinking games. This year, I think I'll take a shot everytime someone on TV says the word, The. Last years word, Ardvaark, wasn't said that often.
That and I'm sick of people talking about swirl. Even if I WAS going, I don't feel the urge to hear it being talked about twenty million times. Swirl, squirrel, swil, and Swirlee, I don't care.
I think I'll play my stupid simulation game and let my guy have sex with around 6 people...all in one night.
Yes, in the virtual world, I'm quite the playa. In real life, I don't think I am.
I don't know what I'll be doing on valentines day though.
If you see me on the news inside meijers in the hallmark section screaming, "I'LL HALL YOUR MARK!!!" don't be too alarmed.
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sugarmouse0587

02-12-03 9:49pm

I think it's dumb either way.

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.j.e.s.s.

02-13-03 5:02pm

hahaahaa. You're funny. I mean, that was a funny entry. Anyway....

I'm not going to swirl either. And don't worry about Valentine's day, it's not that big of a deal. Everyone will forget about it by next week. Big whoop.

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