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pjlmaster (profile) wrote,
on 3-24-2006 at 1:47pm
A few facts you need to know or maybe not.

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)

(I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour
(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm......)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(okay, so that would be a good thing)

A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(what about that pig??)
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rayray

03-24-06 2:02pm

How do they know for a fact that humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure?

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pjlmaster

Re:, 03-24-06 3:12pm

dolphins are the only other animals smart enough to realize how fuckin awesome sex is :P

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mochababy49319

Re: Re:, 03-24-06 3:51pm

haha, not the ONLY mammel. woah shit.

here's a fact you didn't know
Brittany Lallo is the coolest, hottest, CRAZIEST person you'll ever know.

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tabletop

03-24-06 8:13pm

All animals have sex for pleasure. Do you really think that dogs are having sex thinking "Gee, I can't wait to have kids"? No, they're thinking, "Oh baby oh baby oh baby OH!"
The strongest body in the body is not the tongue. First of all, can you lift a 50 pound weight with your tongue? Second of all, the tongue is made up of 3 or 4 muscles, I can't remember their names, but I remember talking about this in anatomy. The strongest muscle in relation to your body size is the masseter, the one on the side of your jaw, used for chewing.
And you want to be a pig instead of a lion becuase of "Quality over Quantity?" You do realize that the pig is fucking other pigs, right? That's not quality from my point of view, although looking at some of my past girlfriends, I can't really talk.

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phil-himself

Re:, 03-24-06 8:33pm

the strongest muscle is the mind, well for some

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tabletop

Re: Re:, 03-24-06 8:38pm

the mind isn't even a muscle, you weak minded fool.

P.S.
These aren't the droids you're looking for.

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phil-himself

Re: Re: Re:, 03-24-06 8:41pm

yeah I know it's tissue, I wanted to if yall caught that and I wanted to be superiorly corny and cliche

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phil-himself

Re: Re: Re:, 03-24-06 8:41pm

shit! where the fuck are those droids

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mochababy49319

03-24-06 8:46pm

9 posts...omg.

LAWL-O

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