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godessalthena (profile) wrote,
on 4-16-2014 at 7:50am
This year my birthday was the worst in recent memory. Mostly because it seems to me that every guy in my life is a complete and raging fucktard.

It's my birthday. Please do NOT confess your love to me on this day, especially if it is either a. a joke or b. to try and win back my affection but you don't really mean it.

In addition to not confessing your love to me, please do not tell me any extremely tragic stories about people in your life. I would be more than happy to lend you an ear on any of the other 364 days in a year.

Also, please do not harrass me for a threesome when I have already told you repeatedly that I do NOT want to sleep with you. And if I say "No thank you" it means "No fucking thank you." This is the appropriate time to completely drop the topic. Additionally, do not ask me for a user's manual of topics that make me uncomfortable, because if you listened to ANYTHING I have spoken with you about over the past 15 years, you should know damn well what not to talk to me about.

Your wife is my best friend. On my ONLY annual birthday, please do not make her cry, tell her she can't spend time with me, or show up to my party and be a complete asshole.

Despite all the shitty background unpleasantness, a small group of people I love did come together to show their love for me, and that made up for it. Once the actual party started, I felt much better.

My most beloved friend Lauren wrote me an awe inspiring poem, that obviously welled up from the bottom of her heart. It is my favorite gift this year <3 She knows just how to make me feel special!

I got a second poem, from Peter. And I feel like it's a bad omen, and makes me feel like I should distance myself again. No matter how many times I tell him that nothing will happen between us, he just keeps on hoping, waiting, wishing and doting on me. While the attention is nice, I really hate feeling like I'm leading him on or that he's just waiting for me.

... but to be honest.. on days like today.. I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore.
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goodbye

04-16-14 11:51am

I love you <3

Which one begged you for a threesome? And I still wanna read that poem from Peter. From how you put it, it sounds like a little boy being shy in the 1st grade... just a little sad.

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godessalthena

Re: , 04-16-14 12:38pm

Sean and his girlfriend..

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goodbye

Re: Re: , 04-16-14 12:41pm

Bunch?

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godessalthena

Re: Re: Re: , 04-16-14 1:11pm

Yea. I told him that I don't think him and I should communicate any longer , because over the past few months he's just gotten more and more crazy towards me.

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goodbye

Re: Re: Re: Re: , 04-16-14 4:39pm

What an idiot. Just write him off. If you already said you didn't want to sleep w him, why would he think that meant, oh, a threesom is what she wants! Duuurrr.

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anonymoose

04-16-14 12:23pm

happy belated birfday



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alexithymia

04-16-14 1:48pm

*huggles* I'm sorry so many douchey people showed up for your birthday.

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godessalthena

Re: , 04-16-14 2:07pm

The funny part: NONE of the douchy people in my post actually showed up.

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alexithymia

Re: Re: , 04-16-14 2:27pm

Really, I thought your best friends husband did show up?

Either way though I'm sorry you had to deal with so many douchey people on your birthday.

Want me to beat them up for you? *does mock fisticuffs* let me at 'em, I will show 'em what for.

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zuleika

04-17-14 3:42am

Well shit, I'm 37 minutes late! lol



Happy Belated Birthday

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zuleika

Re: , 04-17-14 3:54am

Oh wait, you wrote about your birthday a couple days ago, and I got it then. You have long birthdays...

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