My first day of High School 0.0
^-^ Amazing. Sheerly amazing. That's really all I can say, because it was so good.

Jade, Rik, I pity thee, for thou hast left thy gentle nest acrost the hollow from Omni..

I mean, really! I have ATLEAST 1 person I know, or have seen before, in each of my classes. I love them all ^-^

Even Personal Fitness doesn't sound too bad!

Okay, let's get started.

:: What I Wore ::

-Black, knee-length skirt
-Black fishnet knee-highs
-England tee
-Old dark blue sweater
-Black eyeliner

:: Algebra 1, Mrs. Richar ::

Nice lady, lovely class. Just darling. Not much to say.

:: Personal Fitness, Coach Lindley ::

Nice lady, big class. It's cool how it is. Tuesday and Thursday we're in a classroom, and Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, we're either in the Weight Room or the Track, though she said more of the weight room.

We hung out in the gym on the bleachers 'cause there wasn't anything else to do. I was surrounded by Zack M, David, and Rachel S ^-^ Yeeey!

:: Integrated Science 1, Mr. Wojciechowsky ::

WOW! I remember how to spell his name! xD He sounds pretty awesome, he's one of the sports coaches apparentally. Sooo yeeeah.. Nice ^-^;

:: World Cultural Geogaphy, Mr. Bianchi ::

Wow.. he talked funny x.X; But I was ecstatic! Keith, Zach F, Kristina, and Eli were there, too! ^-^ Yeeey. This guy's class was hilarious 'cause he kept saying we shouldn't get anything below a B or we're super retarted. Crazy ^-^;

:: Band 1, Mr. White ::

Ha, gosh.. I kinda didn't like being there 'cause everyone's all like "Why'd you quit marching band?" and I told them I didn't like it, then they'd say " But it was only one day." Argh. Don't they get it? If I don't like something, I usually don't do it o.0;; Then Evan, one of the head clarinets, puts me on a fucking guilt trip!

All I need! >.<

That kinda watered my day, but I was still fine.

:: Lunch ::

I'm real glad I brought lunch x.X; The lines got stupendous quickly. I went WHOO 'cause Alexis goes there! Remember Alexis, Jenn? One of our fellow 'Sailor Scouts'? ^-^

So we talked, sat together, a couple of her friends sat with us, and they practically GUSHED over how 'hot' Randal Bevington is. Psh. Whatever >.<;

Greasy pimple face..

:: Pre AP English 1, Mrs. .. Someone ::

Apparentally we had a summer reading list o.0;;;; Which I never got >.<; Soo.. I have a week to read a couple of books. No sweat ^-^; Hopefully. This teacher was nice. Eli was in this class with me, too xD

He sat infront of me, and while we're filling out these forms, the one thing said 'Call Me: ___________' And I blinked, trying to think and put 'Call me: _Sure_' Then she said it was a nickname, so I was like 0.0;; And put down Em. Then Eli showed me his, Zebulon, so I scribbled out both and put 'Emilina the Vile' xD

For Future Occupation I put 'Evil Ruler' then crossed it out and put artist. I'm so stupid ^-^

:: TV Production 1, Mr. >.>;; Er.. Guy ::

Oh my god! Loniiii! >.<;;;; Whotcher problem?! Go to SRH, you'll be in 6th period with me! T.T Rayna's there, she's rather nice.

Anyways, we're supposed to like.. write some sort of speech thing about us, and make a background-type thing, and then we'll do it infront of a green screen ^-^ And the background I made would be behind me. Pretty cool, eh?

So the day was out, and I walked most of the way with Ducky and Ryan, 'cause they were going to Subway, and I met my mom just inside the gate. Awesome.

It was, surprisingly, a great day ^-^

Yeah, soooo.. yeah.

I'm probably gonna get a job at my dad's store when it opens. Mostly janitorial shits, but whatever. ^-^;

Yeap, sooo.. There was the shiny! I better go get whatever I need.

Luvvles *-*

"Ilana Goldberg? Ilana? Guess not."

BLAH!
Three hours to orientation and my brain's on fire. I hope it rains some more.. I don't think we're going to be outside or anything, but I just like rain ^-^

I learned I have apiphobia (severe fear of bees) and it wasn't too bad 'til my parents forced me to go to MI with my grandparents..

So really, it's my parents' faults for making me go..

But I won't blame them.. because if I ever see a shrink or shit like that, and I tell them that, they'll be like "Now why is it your parents' fault if you antagonized the bee?" and I'd be all like "Hellooo?! It was on the back of my head, I itched it because I didn't know! It never woulda happened if I didn't go!"

See? I'd be so less giddy about being outside if I HADN'T GONE TO FUCKING MICHIGAN!

Screw that shit! Now I'm pissed off!

I told her I didn't want to go in the first place!

BLOODY MOTHER LOVING HELL! >.<

Dammit..

Luvvles, or something close >.<;

"He ran into my knife, he ran into my knife ten times"

YES! No! YES! >.>;;;;
EPN22590: Hey sorry

deadprincess1223: AHGGUUUAHAHGUUH! o.o

EPN22590: ...

EPN22590: Whats new?

deadprincess1223: >.>;

deadprincess1223: PANTALONES!

EPN22590: Lay

deadprincess1223: JENOICE!

EPN22590: *Kay

deadprincess1223: LAY!

deadprincess1223: I looooove you

EPN22590: Yes lay

deadprincess1223: I would love to hump
you senseless

deadprincess1223: For I am Jade

EPN22590: You girls are hig arn't you.....

EPN22590: *High

EPN22590: Or hig

deadprincess1223: I'm sooooo hig

deadprincess1223: Man

EPN22590: I bet

deadprincess1223: I'm higger than hig

EPN22590: lol

deadprincess1223: I need.. a higgin' towel

EPN22590: ...

EPN22590: What did you girls do to
yourselvs...

deadprincess1223: Weellll

deadprincess1223: I just licked Dylia

deadprincess1223: Annd

deadprincess1223: Jade gave me
a.. 'massage' ~wink wink~

deadprincess1223: Anddd.. she got so tired
from the 'massage' ~wink wink~ that she's
falling asleep.

EPN22590: Everyones asleep here too

deadprincess1223: Whoo

EPN22590: Yup crap loads of fun

EPN22590: Next time im sleeping over with
you girls

EPN22590: They all died here

EPN22590: Very depressing

EPN22590: So its just you n EM

deadprincess1223: Me n Em

EPN22590: Fun

deadprincess1223: Awesome

deadprincess1223: Sleep over with us

deadprincess1223: Annnd..

deadprincess1223: You won't stay virginal

EPN22590: Uh..Okay

deadprincess1223: xD

EPN22590: So what are you n Em doing
seeing as you killed dear loved Jade

deadprincess1223: I'm eating Dylia

deadprincess1223: o.o;

deadprincess1223: I'm all like Woahhh

EPN22590: Yummy?

deadprincess1223: And she's like Eeep!

deadprincess1223: And I'm like YEY!

EPN22590: Have fun but not to much

EPN22590: Play safe now Em

deadprincess1223: You know it.

EPN22590: I'm bored here....

EPN22590: Its to quiet

deadprincess1223: Read my journal

deadprincess1223: I just updated

EPN22590: Okay

EPN22590: Okay i'm bored again....

deadprincess1223: Lick a wall

deadprincess1223: They taste

EPN22590: Is it yummy?

deadprincess1223: YES! o.o

EPN22590: Well this wall is yellow so i duno
if itll be as yummy

deadprincess1223: Yeah, it'll taste like
bananas.

EPN22590: And yellow sounds like jello

EPN22590: And i don't like jello

EPN22590: Esp bannana jello

deadprincess1223: Wait..

deadprincess1223: There's no such thing

deadprincess1223: o.o;

EPN22590: I know cuz it sounds nasty

EPN22590: My point

EPN22590: I'm frightened...

deadprincess1223: ~pokes~

EPN22590: I think i'm going to.....go to
sleep......

EPN22590: ~Flops over~

deadprincess1223: I love you.

deadprincess1223: o.o

deadprincess1223: Group.. ORGY!

deadprincess1223: o.o

deadprincess1223: Only good way

deadprincess1223: In a group

deadprincess1223: xD

EPN22590: Er..no Thanx

EPN22590: I'm going to go to sleep

EPN22590: It is quite scary...

EPN22590: Good night

deadprincess1223: We can see you.

EPN22590: Uh ohhhhhhhh

deadprincess1223: >>

deadprincess1223: Hahehe

EPN22590: Hides under blanket

EPN22590: ~~

deadprincess1223: It's alright Rik. I won't let
her harm you.

EPN22590: ~Pokes his head out~

EPN22590: Okay

EPN22590: Well then i'm off to bed

deadprincess1223: Sweet dreams.

EPN22590: I'd skip but thats to gay..

EPN22590: SO! ill walk!

EPN22590: SImple silution

EPN22590: I'm so smart

EPN22590: Night girls

EPN22590: Sleep well

deadprincess1223: Night

deadprincess1223: ~Hugs~

deadprincess1223: There is love, darling

EPN22590: ~Hugs back~

EPN22590: Oh and give Jade a hug for me

EPN22590: Night

deadprincess1223: We'll lick her for you

deadprincess1223: Night

deadprincess1223: Give her a good snogging

EPN22590: Well thanx...I guess that makes me feel better...

deadprincess1223: Yanno? ~snicker~

EPN22590: Night oh crazed high ones

deadprincess1223: WEHEEHWHEWH! o.o

EPN22590 signed off at 4:30:18 AM.

Will this SENSUAL tale ever CLIMAX?! o.o;;; Man, I can just FEEL it, I'm SO CLOSE! >.>;;

Luvvles ^-^

"I am I to call you stupid!"

P.S. FEMININE VIBRATORS!

Emilina the Vile, who's in the Secret Service of Poecjrhtwaei!
deadprincess1223: Don't forget to bring a towel.

malevolentempire: What?

deadprincess1223: When you go to a hotel
don't forget to bring a towel because you never know where hotel towels have been.

malevolentempire: What brought that up?

deadprincess1223: I feel high.

deadprincess1223: lol

deadprincess1223: I don't know.

malevolentempire: Why?

deadprincess1223: Because I've been
laughing a lot.

deadprincess1223: Yeah, anyway.

deadprincess1223: Hi, how are you?

malevolentempire: Im okay.

deadprincess1223: Emily is biting and liking me.

malevolentempire: Emily?

deadprincess1223: My other other lesbian luver.

malevolentempire: :-X

deadprincess1223: Why are your lips sealed?

deadprincess1223: Anyway.

malevolentempire: How old?

deadprincess1223: Why?

malevolentempire: I need to know

deadprincess1223: Shhh

deadprincess1223: I cannot tell

deadprincess1223: Because

deadprincess1223: She's part of the Secret
Service!

deadprincess1223: Annnd

deadprincess1223: Her code name is Emilina
the Vile

deadprincess1223: <.<;

deadprincess1223: DUN DUN!

deadprincess1223: DUnN!

malevolentempire: :'( fine dont tell me.

deadprincess1223: Emilina the Vile: Hello.. I like things.. like pants. You are old. But I do not care.

deadprincess1223: Emilina the Vile is Stupid

deadprincess1223: I like To write With odd Capitilizations

deadprincess1223: WHOOOOOOO!

deadprincess1223: LET US say WHEE IN PRAISE!

deadprincess1223: To that of THEE in the name of POECJRHTWAEI! o.o;;;

deadprincess1223: YES! Poecjrhtwaei! >>!

deadprincess1223: I love it.

deadprincess1223: Anyways

deadprincess1223: Yes

deadprincess1223: This isn't Dylia

deadprincess1223: As you've concluded

deadprincess1223: Emilina the Vile has stolen her computer back

deadprincess1223: But worry you not, horny sameritan

deadprincess1223: You will be SPAAAAARED the WRAITH!

deadprincess1223: Wraith.. wrath.. wraith..
>.>; Hold up..

deadprincess1223: ~skitters off for spell check~ AWAYYYYY!

deadprincess1223: Hi Josh.

malevolentempire: Hi.

deadprincess1223: That was funny.

deadprincess1223: How was your days?

malevolentempire: huh?

deadprincess1223: I haven't seen or talked to you in a couple of days... How have they been?

malevolentempire: okay

deadprincess1223: No juicy details?

malevolentempire: No.

deadprincess1223: Sorry, about a day or two ago I was strange to you on the internet thingy. I was annoyed with you but today and well yesterday I wanted to see you badly.

malevolentempire: why annoyrd?

deadprincess1223: I was just pms'ing that day.

malevolentempire: Okay.

deadprincess1223: You don't even care, do
you?

deadprincess1223: By the way, this is
Emilina the Vile.

deadprincess1223: Anyways, Dylia has been experiencing some sexual tension

malevolentempire: I do care but iknow now

deadprincess1223: If you know what I mean ~wink wink~

deadprincess1223: YEY! HE KNOWS!

deadprincess1223: Let there be rejoice.. o.o;

malevolentempire: Ahhh my
mind!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

deadprincess1223: And may an acidic snail eat through you bike pedals

deadprincess1223: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

deadprincess1223: xD

deadprincess1223: And then decay your
mind with pornoooooo

deadprincess1223: And beer.

deadprincess1223: SHUT UP!

deadprincess1223: You talk too muc

deadprincess1223: much

deadprincess1223: o.o;

deadprincess1223: No.. yes. No.

deadprincess1223: <.
deadprincess1223: I will now.. LICK YOUR GIRLFRIEND!

deadprincess1223: AHHHH!

malevolentempire is away at 4:06:28 AM.

deadprincess1223: Josh?!

Auto response from malevolentempire: fuck

deadprincess1223: Come back!!

deadprincess1223: Call me later.

deadprincess1223: bai.

Heated, wasn't it? Can you keep up with Emilina the Vile? Will Josh ever answer her crazed, horny cries?

TUNE IN NEXT TIME! >.>;;

Luvvles ^-^

"I'm not dead yet!"

The story :: ContinuED! o.o;

malevolentempire returned at 4:11:10 AM.

malevolentempire: hi

malevolentempire: I found cookie dough :-) .

malevolentempire: You there?

deadprincess1223: I like..

deadprincess1223: YEY!

malevolentempire: I love it :-)

deadprincess1223: I KNOW! o.o

deadprincess1223: CAN YEW.. believe IT?!

malevolentempire: YuMmY

deadprincess1223: Yes

deadprincess1223: Your girlfriend is.

malevolentempire: may i eat some off ofyour
body?

deadprincess1223: ..

malevolentempire: (d)

deadprincess1223: I.. think.. you're..
mistaken...

malevolentempire: I'll fight you for her.

deadprincess1223: Hem.. hem hem..
HEMMMEHENMEMM! o.o;

deadprincess1223: Oh yeah?

deadprincess1223: I'll take you down!

deadprincess1223: Down to.. >.>;;

deadprincess1223: YEAH!

deadprincess1223: DOWN!

deadprincess1223: No, man, I'm like.. pretty
strong.

deadprincess1223: I'm a crazy little woman!

deadprincess1223: o.o;

malevolentempire: youll have to ask her first
im a masochist

deadprincess1223: I go snake fists on yer
ass

deadprincess1223: Maybe not your ass

deadprincess1223: I try to avoid asses

deadprincess1223: But you know what I
mean

malevolentempire: i do as well

deadprincess1223: I knew it!

deadprincess1223: I can read minds

deadprincess1223: YOU HAVE A WEDGIE!

malevolentempire: knew what?

deadprincess1223: ..

deadprincess1223: That.. you hada wedgie.

malevolentempire: i do?

deadprincess1223: YES!

deadprincess1223: Don't deny it!

deadprincess1223: I canfeel the crawling!

deadprincess1223: a;skfhalskhf

deadprincess1223: o.o

malevolentempire: im not wearing under
ware so uhh not happening

deadprincess1223: Sorry, I get.. uh..
seizuresesssesess.. o.o;; ses..

deadprincess1223: ............... <.<;;;;;;; ........
~awkward~

deadprincess1223: ..

deadprincess1223: .

deadprincess1223: ..

deadprincess1223: .

deadprincess1223: ..

deadprincess1223: .

deadprincess1223: .

deadprincess1223: ..

deadprincess1223: ...

deadprincess1223: ....

malevolentempire: i have pant

deadprincess1223: ...

malevolentempire: The last message was
not sent because you are over the rate
limit. Please wait until sending is re-enabled and send the message again.

malevolentempire: i have pants on*

deadprincess1223: ..WHEWW!

malevolentempire: 421 fuck i missed it

deadprincess1223: ..

deadprincess1223: What did we miss?

malevolentempire: nvm

deadprincess1223: No do tell.

malevolentempire: brb

deadprincess1223: YESSIR! o.o

malevolentempire: dont call me sir

deadprincess1223: But you are my lord and
master.

malevolentempire: im submissive i am no
lord or master

deadprincess1223: Don't lie to me, SiR!!

malevolentempire: *walks away*

deadprincess1223: Why? ~pulls hand~

deadprincess1223: o.o;; I am known.. to
glomp >.>;

deadprincess1223: Don't mess! o.o;

malevolentempire: i dont like being called sir
and i am a sub

deadprincess1223: Aww

deadprincess1223: Does it hurt your
feeeeelinggggkssss?

malevolentempire: no just annoys me

deadprincess1223: Oh, poor baby

malevolentempire: is this d?

deadprincess1223: Nooo.. This is Poisonous
Em

deadprincess1223: M

deadprincess1223: xD

malevolentempire: good bye

deadprincess1223: Aw, fine, I don't love
you, either.

deadprincess1223: Dylia will be back in a
second, oh stupid one o.o;

malevolentempire: okay

malevolentempire: who are you to call me
stupid?

deadprincess1223: I am I to call you stupid. o.o;

malevolentempire: Exuse me.

deadprincess1223: You're exCused ^-^

malevolentempire: sorry i havnt slept in four
days

deadprincess1223: Anyways, love ya and
shits, here's Dylie, because I'm nice, and she's you lard and marster, I think, and yeah. I've slept for four days.. for.. I.. am.. EMILINA the SHIT! o.o;;;;;;; The little shit of shitting torment, shit shit tihs! o.o;;;;;;;; BAI!

deadprincess1223: Hey, enjoying her compamy?

deadprincess1223: company*

malevolentempire: You have no clue

deadprincess1223: Oh, then I won't.

malevolentempire: Huh?

deadprincess1223: Never mind.

deadprincess1223: Did you enjoy the cookie dough

deadprincess1223: ?*

malevolentempire: yes

deadprincess1223: S'good.

deadprincess1223: Now I have to go to bed to my other other lebian luver.

deadprincess1223: You get some rest!

malevolentempire: i dont need any

malevolentempire: can we hang out tommorow?

deadprincess1223: Movie day at Em's
house, can you come over?

malevolentempire: what time?

malevolentempire: i love dave chepelle

deadprincess1223: Well tell you later.

malevolentempire: well i need to know kinda
realavent time

deadprincess1223: Noon to 3.

deadprincess1223: Around there.

malevolentempire: where does eh live?

deadprincess1223: Woodfield Country club.

malevolentempire: off of what rodes?

deadprincess1223: Jog and something.

deadprincess1223: I fyou can see omni
Middle there's an entrance near.

deadprincess1223: If you*

malevolentempire: yeash

deadprincess1223: So call me later for
further detail.

deadprincess1223: Night. And you sleep!

malevolentempire: i dont need sleep

malevolentempire: i need a power nap

deadprincess1223: Then take a couple hour power nap.

malevolentempire: 1

malevolentempire: maybe 2

deadprincess1223: Atleat two.

malevolentempire: at most

deadprincess1223: No! Atleast.

malevolentempire: yes mistress

malevolentempire: *bows*

deadprincess1223: Good. ~pats head~

deadprincess1223: Pets*

malevolentempire: ~bites you inner thigh~

deadprincess1223: ~slaps face~ You better
sleep.

deadprincess1223: Good night.

deadprincess1223: Talk to you later.

malevolentempire: goodnight mistress

deadprincess1223: Niught~\

deadprincess1223: Fucktard!

malevolentempire: let me guess you the other one

malevolentempire: your*

deadprincess1223: Fuuuuuck yeah, ho-zizzle

malevolentempire: good night my mistress's "friend"

deadprincess1223: =p

deadprincess1223: That's Emilina the Vile to
you, master.

malevolentempire: ~coutisie bow~

malevolentempire: i do not know who
master is

malevolentempire: well d

deadprincess1223: ~curtsies~ o.o;

Stinky
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Oh crap on a crap cracker

Safe!