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.j.e.s.s.

:: 2009 1 August :: 3.16pm

i posted this quote from a book a long time ago but i love it so i'm doing it again:
My mind is blank now. Every part of my body is sinking and empty. I don't have to think about anything, hear anything, say anything, feel anything, worry about anything.
...there are no job interviews, no hypocrites. I do not have to... socialize. I do not have to smile. I do not have to justify my beliefs. I don't have to wear dress shoes. I don't have to pledge allegiance to the flag. I don't have to use a number two pencil. I don't have to read the fine print.
...it is true that it is nonproductive. But when ninety-five percent of out-of-bed activities hold the possibility of pain, to be pain-free is simply the most delicious feeling in the world.

-not mine






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i'm reading through old entries. it makes me sad...

JESS this comment from you made me laugh hard.

"10-30-07 7:52am
jess i'm wearing my glasses today to cover my face lol

ttyl
"


do you remember that?



and this is funny to me
"now if only i could get myself to start fricken working out . seriously. i need to get serious about that. i really really do. i just feel like a moron in front of all those muscley guys. eww and i don't want to run on the tredmills and fall on my face like on a tv show. i'd be so embarassed. and it would hurt. i can't run on those treadmills. i'm not coordinated enough to do that and listen to my earphones and sing MY hUMPS in my head and watch the tvs with no sound and worry about what people are thinking of me and check my heart rate all at the same time.

HOW DO YOU PEOPLE DO IT. HOW DO YOU RUN ON TREADMILLS.

and that m y friend is the question of the day. how DO you people run on treadmills.
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.j.e.s.s.

:: 2009 1 August :: 2.35pm

why do i feel so bad when a person who says they are a missionary from khazakstan that tries to help people from drug abuse and absitence before marriage etc. comes into my work and tries to sell me a pretty windchime and i refuse?


why do i feel so guilty?!!?

i only had 10 bucks on me and they were 15 and up.


the saddest part is i probably would have bought one if i had the extra 5.


i cannnnnt saaaaaay noooooooooooooo.


...isn't khazacstan the country borat was from? well... she didn't look like borat.

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.j.e.s.s.

:: 2009 1 August :: 2.05pm

i've had this since 2002....

weirrrrrd.

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.j.e.s.s.

:: 2009 16 July :: 12.59am

Random thoughts: -i am hungry- I get to buy groceries tomorrow yeehaw- I want to see stefs puppy- I want a new vacuum cleaner soooo bad- I have to get my new passport and license tomorrow- I can never sleep at night anymore- I am excited to start school and wear scrubs- I put up (past tense) with SO much for you, you idiot.- I wonder if you know deep down that you really did a lot of bad things, you were/are such a jerk and so fake, it really sucks because when you're not like that you are pretty fun - where did they all go? - I wonder if that really is why and the doctors are wrong and it will be a problem. I can only pray that it won't.- why does my kidney area always hurt like a sharp pain ... Not good.- I'm married, isn't that weird!?!? Hahahaha- and that concludes the random list of thoughts going on in my head.

I

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.j.e.s.s.

:: 2009 15 July :: 11.05pm

All about yourself...the survey.
Created by adawg and taken 427924 times on Bzoink
All about yourself...
First name?:: jessica
Middle name?:: michele
Like your name?:: yes
Named after anyone?:: no
Any nicknames?:: jamal, j, jessa
Age?:: 21
Birthdate?:: 3.8
Birthplace?:: grand rapids
Time you were born?:: 8.31 am
Current location?:: my home
Height?:: 5.0
Like your height?:: no, i wish i was a little taller
Eye color?:: blue
Contacts/glasses?:: neither
Hair color?:: brown
Natural hair color?:: brown
Dye your hair often?:: about 3 times a year because i get bored
Righty or lefty?:: lefty
Your favorite...
Type of music?:: depends on my mood. When I am awake and ready to go out then it would be hip hop/rap etc, when i'm ready for bed it's classical, when i'm sad it's r&b/pop
Band or singer?:: ummmm i dont know
TV show?:: greys anatomy
Movie?:: i guess step brothers
TV channel?:: ?
Radio station?:: none
Place to be?:: out with friends/ family
Thing to do?:: be iwth friends/family
Food?:: pizza/chocolate
Non alcoholic drink?:: diet pepsi
Alcoholic drink?:: bahama mama, vodka and sprite
Animal?:: dogs, cats, swans
Holiday?:: my bday or christmas i guess i duno
Season?:: spring summer or fall
Sport?:: sport? hmmm
Place to shop?:: vanity, forever 21, charlotte russe, marshalls, old navy, target... theres many
Clothing brand?:: none
Scent?:: as far as perfume- enchanted orchid from BBW or baby phat umm i can't remember what its called but i love it
Restaurant?:: olive garden or frankie v's
Fruit?:: apples or bananas
Vegetable?:: potatos, corn
Fast food restaurant?:: arby's i suppose
Pizza topping?:: none, just cheese really
Ice cream flavor?:: mint chocolate chip
Magazine?:: i duno
City?:: haven't visited enough to know
Color?:: blue
Number?:: 2
This or that...
Chocolate or vanilla?:: chocolate except for cake or ice cream
Pepsi or coke?:: diet pepsi
Hot or cold?:: ?
Black or white?:: black
Dog or cat?:: dog
French toast or pancakes?:: french toast
French fries or onion rings?:: french fries
Hamburger or hot dog?:: hamburger
Pepperoni or sausage?:: pep
Britney or Christina?:: britney
McDonalds or Burger King?:: burger king
50 Cent or Eminem?::
Canada or Mexico?:: canada i think
Hug or kiss?:: hug
Movies or TV?::
Truth or dare?::
Do you...
Shower daily?:: yes
Sing in the shower?:: no
Like to sing?:: in my car
Like to dance?:: yeah
Smoke?:: no
Drink?:: on occasion
Cuss?:: sometimes
Talk to yourself?:: not really
Believe in yourself?:: ?
Play an instrument?:: yes
Go to school?:: starting on the 27th
Go to college?:: " "
Have a job?:: yeah
Like your job?:: most of the time
Want to get married?:: am
Want to have kids?:: yes
Get along with your parents?:: yeah
Get along with your siblings?:: yeah
Drive?:: yeah
Random...
Do you think you're trustworthy?:: yes
Think your funny?:: sometimes
Ever toilet papered someones house?:: yes
Gone garbage can tipping?:: no
What are your parents names?:: stacey and michael
Siblings names?:: brandon shannon stefanie
Do you wash your hands frequently?:: yes
How many time a day do you brush your teeth?:: 2
Collect anything?:: no
Ever been in love?:: yeah
In love right now?:: yeah
What color pants are you wearing right now?:: grey
How does your hair look?:: up in pony tail
Ever had your heartbroken?:: yeah
Ever broken the law?:: yeah
Been arrested?:: no
Been out of the country?:: yea
Can you stick your fist in your mouth?:: no
When was the last time you got drunk?:: umm i cannot remember
Do you do drugs?:: no
When was the last time you were high on anything?:: n/a
Do you prefer the lights on or off?:: off-save energy
Would you ever get plastic surgery?:: yes
Do you prefer boxers or briefs?:: boxers
Do you like to laugh?:: yes
Ever had a bloody nose?:: no
Have you ever caught a fish?:: yes
What was the last thing you ate?:: hamburger helper
What time do you go to bed?:: depends
What's your favorite color?:: blue
Do you like to give or recieve?::
Are you obsessed with anything/anyone?:: my dogs probably
Do you live alone?:: no
Do you own a blender?:: yes
Do you like the snow?:: i like how it looks but nothign else
Ever been up a mountain?:: no
Ever been rootin'?:: ?
Do you like surprises?:: yes
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.j.e.s.s.

:: 2009 14 July :: 10.59pm

jessssssssssssssss have you seen this?

cute huh?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQcVllWpwGs

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.j.e.s.s.

:: 2009 14 July :: 10.56pm

i need/want botox.

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.j.e.s.s.

:: 2009 14 July :: 10.48pm

doing these reminds me of like my freshman year. HAH

Day at the Beach
Created by andy and taken 73 times on Bzoink
Today I went to the beach with Jessie G. At first I didn't like being there because it was too stormy. However, then I took off my braziere and flailed my toe around. I felt great!

After lazing around for a while she and I decided to play ring around the rosy. This is when we met Jamal. He was so hairy. I felt like puking! He said to me, "You can't get me!" and I calmed right down. Kristi told me how lucky I am that he said that to me.

We all decided to go to Arby's. I ordered a French Fries. It was pretty gross but when Gilbert spilled tarter sauce all over his jeans my Diet Pepsi flew out my nose. I was so embarassed.

All in all, it was an okay day at the beach.
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Wedding Day!
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Today is my wedding day, I am getting married to Shannon. He proposed by cruelly telling me he licked me and presented me with a blue ring decorated with 45023096 ducks. How could I say no! We are having the wedding in Ada Community Reformed Church where we will eat lettuce and chocolate milk. The dress is scary and heavenly and the bouquet is a mauve boat. Jessica screamed the bouquet into the air and it hit Jessie. She got knocked out and had to be escorted to Walmart. All in all, my wedding was a very crazy day.
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.j.e.s.s.

:: 2009 10 July :: 10.47am

a random idiot i ran into today!
so i'm trying to do this new routine every morning just a quick workout because our complex has a small gym room with some equipment and then after that take my dogs for a walk.

so anyway i get to the "gym" and start on the elliptical and it keeps saying "motor unplug" which it did this the first ti me i ever used it like after 15 minutes , but i just got off , unplugged and replugged it and then it worked fine...

but today i kept replugging it and finding different plugs and it just would not work so instead i used a bike thing for like 10 minutes and then tried the elip again and it finally worked... so i did my workout on that and then .... this is the whole point of my story...

i walk back to my apartment and get the dogs and here i am walking, and i walk out of the apartment area/property and start down a road that turns into a housing development with pretty nice houses and i'm like just getting to the road with the houses, minding my own darn business with my dogs, and this stupid BITCH pulls up in her car and rolls down her window and says to me,

"You better be picking up after your dogs!"

and I say, "what?"

and she says "I dont see you holdin' no pooper scooper ! (notice the poor grammar which just made me more annoyed)

and i'm like "umm i have baggies right here! thanks!" (because i have the little clip on baggie holder-)

keep in mind my dogs are 6 and 12 lbs- they are not big dogs- they really dont create a lot of waste- i dont have to carry around a fricken SHOVEL to take care of the mess my dogs make... i'm not going to wheel around a fricken trash bin with me either ok.....

gAWD she was a stupid bitch!!!! i wanted to punch her in her fricken mouth. i called her a bitch after that but i'm not sure if she heard me because she was starting to pull away. i just HOPE she felt like a stupid bitch after she did that. how rude! i wasn't even doing anything wrong.


and she just put me in a horrible mood and UGGHGHGH i hate people like that!

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.j.e.s.s.

:: 2009 5 July :: 8.11pm

grrr....i guess we'll wait and see.

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andrea

:: 2009 4 July :: 2.47pm

I hope we've all learned from this experience.

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thewalrus

:: 2009 4 July :: 2.57am

"Head butt a bullet bitch"

Agreed.

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.j.e.s.s.

:: 2009 2 July :: 1.08am
:: Mood: thug
:: Music: best i ever had

got a house but i need new furniture why spend mine when i can spend urrs? ?
Baby you my everything you all i ever wanted.
We can do it real big.
Bigger then you ever done it.
You be up on everything.
Other hoes ain't never on it.
I want this forever, i swear i can spend whatever on it.

Cause she hold me down everytime i hit her up.
When i get right i promise that we gon live it up.
She make me beg for it till she give it up.
And I say the same thing every single time.

I say you the fucking best.
You the fucking best.
You the fucking best.
You the fucking best.
You the best i ever had.
Best I ever had.
Best I ever had.
Best I ever had.
I say you the fucking.

Know you got a roommate
Call me when its no one there
Put the key under the mat
And you know I'll be over there
(Yup) I'll be over there
Shawty, I'll be over there
I'll be hitting all the spots that u ain't even know was there
Ha. And you ain't even have to ask twice
You can have my heart or we can share it like the last slice
Always felt like you was so accustom to the fast life
Have a nigga thinking that he met you in a past life
Sweat pants, hair tied, chilling with no make up on
That's when your the prettiest
I hope that you don take it wrong
You don't even trip when friends say you ain't bringing Drake along
You know that I'm working I'll be there soon as I make it home
And she a patient in my waiting room
Never pay attention to them rumors and what they assume
And until them girls prove it
I'm the one to Never get confused with Cause.

Baby you my everything you all i ever wanted.
We can do it real big.
Bigger then you ever done it.
You be up on everything.
Other hoes ain't never on it.
I want this forever, i swear i can spend whatever on it.

Cause she hold me down everytime i hit her up.
When i get right i promise that we gon live it up.
She make me beg for it till she give it up.
And I say the same thing every single time.

I say you the fucking best.
You the fucking best.
You the fucking best.
You the fucking best.
You the best i ever had.
Best I ever had.
Best I ever had.
Best I ever had.
I say you the fucking.

Sex, Love, Pain
Baby I be on that tank shit
Buzz so big i could probably sell a blank disk
When my album drop
Bitches will buy it for the picture
And niggas will buy it too and claim they got it for they sister
Magazine paper girl
But money ain't the issue
They bring dinner to my room and ask me to initial
She call me the referee
Cause I be so official
My shirt ain't got no stripes but I can make yo pussy whistle
Like the Andy Griffith theme song
And who told you to put them jeans on
double cup love
You the one i lean on
Feeling for a fix then you should really get yo pheen on
Yea just know my condo is the crack spot
Every single show she out there repping like a mascot
Get it from the back
And make yo fucking bra strap pop
All up in yo slot until the nigga hit the jackpots

Baby you my everything you all i ever wanted.
We can do it real big.
Bigger then you ever done it.
You be up on everything.
Other hoes ain't never on it.
I want this forever, i swear i can spend whatever on it.
Baby you my everything you all i ever wanted.
We can do it real big.
Bigger then you ever done it.
You be up on everything.
Other hoes ain't never on it.
I want this forever, i swear i can spend whatever on it.


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.j.e.s.s.

:: 2009 19 June :: 10.20pm

Getting married in the morning...... Sweet niblets!

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.j.e.s.s.

:: 2009 1 June :: 6.19pm

sooo... i need a new job. can anyone help?

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