This One Time At Band Camp...

1 can't stop the B.M. | ok...i was in band....

:: 2004 28 August :: 11.57pm
:: Mood: silly

okay, for your reading pleasure, and to humor myself and you, i will now present you with funny things from saturday night instant messenger conversations:

danibean05: you know hottie justin from drum major camp?
sugarmouse0587: i guessss
danibean05: he broke up with his girlfrined yesterday
danibean05: let me be strong as i know he wants me and i want him
sugarmouse0587: ha hah
sugarmouse0587: EVAN BAILY
danibean05: bailey
danibean05: i think
danibean05: haha
sugarmouse0587: HE TUCKS HIS SHIRTS IN
sugarmouse0587: OLD CARS
sugarmouse0587: BLOND
sugarmouse0587: EHEM NO!!!!!
danibean05: hahahaha
danibean05: gosh i loveyou
sugarmouse0587: THE BIGGER GREEN TOMOATOE
danibean05: you are a bad speller
sugarmouse0587: YOU"RE GAY
sugarmouse0587: you only noticed because i'm using large fonts
sugarmouse0587: gay face
danibean05: i know
danibean05: hahaha
danibean05: tucks what shirt in?
danibean05: not all of them?
sugarmouse0587: all of them
sugarmouse0587: trust me
danibean05: NO
sugarmouse0587: dOTIT

danibean05: you know what...i love techno music!
FenderNFoamies11: like the dance beat or the synthesizer's sounds?
danibean05: the dance beat...it's so much fun
danibean05: my friend and i downloaded techno pink panther and lion king
FenderNFoamies11: you don't like hip-hop?
FenderNFoamies11: lol
FenderNFoamies11: that's funny
danibean05: yeah...hip hop is fun too
danibean05: at prom and all that ...but in my car...yeah...techno all the way
FenderNFoamies11: lol
danibean05: i am such a dork though!!
danibean05: haha
FenderNFoamies11: it's ok
FenderNFoamies11: embrace the stupidity
FenderNFoamies11: lol
danibean05: ahhhhh justin!!
danibean05: there isn't any stupidity to embrace!!!
FenderNFoamies11: your calling yourself you dork, therefore thinking what you doing is stupid
FenderNFoamies11: so embrace it
danibean05: embracing the stupidity
danibean05: if gummies were free, i would consume them at an alarming rate
FenderNFoamies11: ok?
danibean05: and, if my toes were any cuter, they would appear in a magizine
FenderNFoamies11: that was random
danibean05: yeah, but it's a true fact
danibean05: and you need to know these things so we can embrace the stupidity together
FenderNFoamies11: lol
FenderNFoamies11: ok
danibean05: it's fun, try it
FenderNFoamies11: like what?
danibean05: okay, justin, all you have to do is state one random fact
danibean05: just one
danibean05: only one
FenderNFoamies11: ok
FenderNFoamies11: (thinking)
FenderNFoamies11: here's a bit of advice if you ever need to ransom a small child for money
FenderNFoamies11: fat kids are harder to kidnap
FenderNFoamies11: lol
danibean05: wow
danibean05: that says nothing about you !
FenderNFoamies11: other than i think logically
danibean05: i disagree
FenderNFoamies11: lol
danibean05: i don't think you do
FenderNFoamies11: ok
FenderNFoamies11: i disagree to you disagreement
danibean05: you are a silly person, and silly people don't think logically!

Brotha J says:
yep me and shae
Dani Lynn says:
wow
Dani Lynn says:
hahaha
Brotha J says:
it was alot of fun
Brotha J says:
then we got kicked out of our seats.. that really ticked us off
Dani Lynn says:
oh my gosh
Dani Lynn says:
why?
Brotha J says:
well the guy said we had lawn seats ok.. but me and shae were like uhh no.. so we sat wherever we wanted
Dani Lynn says:
haha
Brotha J says:
and we wanted to sit as close to teh players as we could
Brotha J says:
so we could yell at them like we did last time
Dani Lynn says:
ahhhhhh
Dani Lynn says:
haha
Brotha J says:
but go figure.. some loser old guy came down and was like.. where are your tickets.. were like sorry we threw them away.. then hes like no one thows away their tickets.. I dont believe that for one second.. so he kicked us out.. goes to show.. it was someone elses seats we were sitting in
Dani Lynn says:
hahahaha
Brotha J says:
it was funny too
Brotha J says:
haha
Brotha J says:
then i won a ticket to a whitecaps game(free)
Dani Lynn says:
no one throws away their tickets!
Dani Lynn says:
hahaha
Brotha J says:
thats what he said.. and he was like 70 yrs old
Dani Lynn says:
wow
Dani Lynn says:
that's so funny

Herm says:
well you should try and go
Dani Lynn says:
well, okay ross huber
Dani Lynn says:
mabye i will
Herm says:
lol
Herm says:
thats what i thought
Herm says:
haha
Herm says:
the last song this year was really fast and had a lot of runs in it and we had this one clarinet which kept on squeaking, it was so annoying
Dani Lynn says:
ahhhhhh
Dani Lynn says:
clarinets suck!
Herm says:
i know
Herm says:
they are so overrated
Herm says:
cept beans
Dani Lynn says:
ahhh
Dani Lynn says:
i know

well, that's it...that's the fun
bye gumpy chambers! (for you beans)

:: 2004 28 August :: 3.03pm

I don't understand all these leering men.

1 can't stop the B.M. | ok...i was in band....

:: 2004 26 August :: 12.59am
:: Mood: confused

okay, bad....i miss you and it's been what, 3 days!! and now you tell me that you'll be in the area, but you only want to stop over for an hour. which i'm so pissed because i could drive and see you all damn day. my mom is letting me drive!!!!! this is not an opportunity you turn down boyfriend!! ugh....just get your shit together! in good news....i love you and you were super sweet tonight. at least we both know what a cut lip feels like...ouchies. haha...night :)

2 can't stop the B.M. | ok...i was in band....

:: 2004 23 August :: 11.38pm

oh my goshhhhhhh.

hard core lesbian time.

1 can't stop the B.M. | ok...i was in band....

:: 2004 23 August :: 10.29pm
:: Mood: happy

ooooo la la...i'm in love with my boyfriend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tee hee hee~!!!!!!!!!

5 can't stop the B.M. | ok...i was in band....

:: 2004 22 August :: 1.07am

Why does Anne Hathaway have to ruin my favorite books with her movies?

And why do I keep watching the Olympics? there is something weird going on. I was all nervous for the runners and I was sad when the swimming was over.

Ashlee Simpson: Giving hope to girls with big noses everywhere. Or something resembling hope. Right?

Things I cannot ever do:
1. Model
2. Not own a stool
3. Run in the Olympics
4. Store cookies on top of the refrigerater

7 can't stop the B.M. | ok...i was in band....

:: 2004 17 August :: 10.01pm

i love myself.

but i haven't been very smart.

6 can't stop the B.M. | ok...i was in band....

:: 2004 17 August :: 5.13pm

I'm happy to report that I can't recall any fond memories of the late, not so great Caleb Reinbold.

and I sent the girls to their rooms today. then I didn't know what to do, so I ate a candy bar. Power is a weird thing.

:: 2004 16 August :: 10.35pm
:: Mood: sick/crapppppppy

so my only freaking attempt to go camping and get away all summer, i get sick and have to come home early. kaly and i went up to higgen's lake yesterday and i threw up as we left early today. woo. the next week looks pretty busy:

tuesday: god's kitchen with queen and court, finish cleaning house/car
wednesday: allison and jeff arrive, beans and jessie come over
thursday: EVAN ARRIVES!, amanda arrives
friday: date with evan, amanda, jessie, beans date, amanda, jessie, beans leave
saturday: parade @ greenville with queen and court, evan
sunday: evan
monday: take evan home :(

phew...fun :)

hopefully my belly will feel better soon...anyways, talk to yall later :)

2 can't stop the B.M. | ok...i was in band....

:: 2004 14 August :: 2.44pm

I'm not an angry person.

But you are the epitome of cruel and I want to rage.

7 can't stop the B.M. | ok...i was in band....

:: 2004 13 August :: 12.30pm

So I thought I was back to THE PLAN.

my original summer plan. ha ha ha. plans certainly change.

so thank you for being such a bastard and not having the balls to tell me what you don't want. i realized that being with you is not a good idea and you were annoying me anyway.

but i'm not destroyed. i'm going to clean up the mess you made.

THERE ARE OTHER BOYS IN THE SWAMP.

and to you. . .i'm sorry that it's too late for more happy times.

:: 2004 12 August :: 1.21pm

BAD IDEA!

:: 2004 10 August :: 5.48pm

eating hot dawgs.

happy as two fried happy things.

:: 2004 7 August :: 9.40pm

I am sensationaly beautiful.

and some people are utterly useless.