i found this particularly amusing.....
Mattel recently announced the release of Limited-Edition Westchester County
Dolls:

Bedford Barbie: This princess Barbie is only sold at Nordstroms in the
Westchester Mall. She comes with an assortment of Kate Spade handbags, a
Lexus SUV, a long-haired dog named Honey, and a cookie-cutter house.
Available with or without tummy tuck and face lift. Workaholic Ken sold
only in conjunction with "augmented" version.

Bronxville Barbie: This yuppie Barbie comes with your choice of Mercedes
convertible or Hummer H2. Included are her own Starbucks cup, credit card,
and country club membership. Also available for this set are Midge the
European Nanny and Private School Skipper. You won't be able to afford any
of them.

Chappaqua Barbie: This princess Barbie is a replica of Bedford Barbie, but
is sold at Bloomingdales and Nordstroms in the Westechester. She has an
assortment of Louis Vuitton and Coach Bags, and her Lexus SUV comes
complete with "Catch the Greeley Spirit" bumber sticker - specific sports
bumber stickers sold separately. Availible with fingernails and toes are
freshly manicured and pedicured and complimentary flip flops.

Croton Barbie: This doll is made of actual tofu. She has long straight
brown hair, arch- less feet, hairy armpits, no makeup, and Birkenstocks
with white socks. She prefers that you call her
"Willow". She does not want or need a Ken doll,but if you purchase the
optional Subaru wagon, you get a rainbow flag sticker for free.

Dobbs Ferry Barbies: There are actually two models available. One is a
duplicate of the Yorktown Barbie, and the other is a duplicate of the
Croton model.

Mt. Vernon Barbie: This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, a
Chevy with dark tinted windows, and a methlab kit. This model is only
available after dark and can only be paid for in cash. Preferably small,
untraceable bills. Unless you are a cop, then we don't know what you are
talking about.

New Rochelle Barbie: There are two versions of this Barbie also. One is a
replica of the Scarsdale Barbie...she represents one section of New
Rochelle. The other Barbie is a replica of the Mt. Vernon Barbie who
represents the other side.

Peekskill Barbie: This English-as-a-Second- Language Barbie comes with a
1984 Toyota with expired temporary plates and three baby Barbies' in the
back seat, but no car seats. The optional Ken doll comes with a
paint-bucket lunch pail and is missing three fingers on his left hand.

Rye Barbie: Available only in the Summer, nobody is quite sure if Rye
exists throughout the rest of the year. She comes wearing a tennis outfit
and with her own boat.

Scarsdale Barbie: This is the only Jewish Barbie in the collection. Comes
with a lot of gaudy diamond and gold jewelry, wigs for every occasion, a
BMW 7 series and a Bloomingdale's credit card. Her husband Rabbi Ken is
sold separately.

Tarrytown Barbie: This doll comes with a complimentary EZ Pass for her
leased car, as well as a monthly pass for Metro-North.

Verplank Barbie: This pale model comes dressed in her own Wrangler jeans
two sizes too small, a NASCAR shirt, and Tweety Bird tattoo on her
shoulder. She has a six-pack of Coors Light and a Hank Williams, Jr. CD
set. She can spit over 5 feet and kick mullet-haired Ken's ass when she is
drunk. Purchase her pickup truck separately and get a confederate flag
bumper sticker absolutely free.

White Plains Barbie: This doll is quite a bargain as she comes not only
with her own car, but with her own parking space too! The only problem is
that the spot is a 3 mile walk from he $3,000/month studio apartment 4
miles from the train station.

Yonkers Barbie: This gum chewing, brassy-haired Barbie has a pair of her
own high-heeled sandals with one broken heel from the time she chased
Beer-Gut Ken out of Elmwood Park Barbie's house. Her ensemble includes
low-rise acid-washed jeans, fake fingernails, and a see- through halter top

Yorktown Barbie: This modern-day homemaker Barbie is available with Ford
Windstar minivan and matching gym outfit. She gets lost easily and has no
full time occupation or secondary education. Traffic-jamming cell phone
included, headset sold separately.

Green cards are not available for Peekskill Barbie or Ken.

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