| The Generic Teenager Stereotype |
| Do you drink [alcohol]?: | no |
| Do you party a lot? How often?: | eh...not much |
| Do you use drugs for recreational purposes?: | no |
| How often do you use the word like in an average hour?: | erm...only exemplifying my odd things |
| Do you skip classes? How often?: | nope...well once...but it was gym... |
| Do you have casual sex? Protected?: | nope |
| Do you steal?: | no |
| Do you wear inappropriate clothing?: | no |
| Do you drool over celebrities?: | only brandon... |
| Do you watch a lot of TV?: | no...only "what not to wear" |
| Do you ever watch the News?: | every so often |
| Do you even care about world issues?: | eh...somewhat |
| Do you read books often?: | yea...super much in the summer |
| Are you failing a lot of your classes?: | yes, actually... |
| Do you spend most of your time with your friends?: | no...at home... |
| Do you smoke cigarettes?: | no...eww |
| Do you hang out a lot in malls, or at Seven Elevens?: | naw...boring |
| Do you often find yourself with a crush on someone?: | nope |
| Do you cuss a lot?: | fair amounts |
| Are you desperate to fit in?: | not relally. |
| Are you intelligent?: | i like to think i have some intellegence |
| The Goth Stereotype |
| Black lipstick?: | no lipstick at all |
| Black eyeliner?: | no makeup! |
| Black eyeshadow?: | fuck you. |
| Black trenchcoat?: | thats Q |
| Black boots?: | ooh i want some... |
| Black fishnets?: | nah...elisa has some |
| Black nail polish?: | i have some...i chew it off tho... |
| Cigarettes?: | eww |
| Heavy metal music?: | i used to, not so much now |
| Marilyn Manson?: | sometimes |
| Kittie?: | at one time... |
| Cradle of Filth?: | not really |
| Constant frown and perpetual angst?: | lol the opposite |
| Do you like to be seen as: | i dont know... |
| Are you an intellectual?: | um. |
| An atheist?: | not sure |
| Horrible home life?: | of course...who doesnt?...oh! neil. |
| Hopelessly depressed?: | no |
| Suffering with suicidal idealations?: | no |
| Self-mutilation?: | no |
| The Punk Stereotype |
| Plaid?: | no |
| Big black boots?: | i told you i want some |
| Mohawk?: | no |
| Excessive piercings? [Especially facial]: | no |
| Loud, confident and opinionated?: | well yea... |
| Wild hair colors?: | no |
| NOFX?: | no |
| Rancid?: | horrible |
| Well versed on political scandals and outrages?: | no |
| A: | Z |
| The Jock Sterotype |
| What's your IQ?: | ACT:23...otherwise, average |
| Do you watch a lot of sports?: | no |
| Play a lot of sports?: | no |
| Talk a lot about sports?: | no |
| Do you do anything, really, but think about sports?: | no |
| Are you arrogant?: | everyone is sometiems |
| Are you a male or female whore?: | no |
| Are you homophobic?: | no |
| Do you tease other people a lot because you want to seem confident?: | no |
| But really you're a quivering mass of insecurity?: | i dont know...dont think so |
| Boobs = yes?: | i have some? |
| Parties = yes?: | not drinking ones... |
| Dropping out of high school and flipping burgers = yes?: | no |
| The Girl Stereotype |
| Do you spend a lot of time on your appearence?: | less than most |
| Have you ever been on a diet?: | lol junk food diets... |
| How much did you lose?: | lol...somehow i lost ten pounds on pizza and cookies |
| Was it not so much a diet as it was an eating disorder?: | no |
| Make yourself throw up?: | no |
| Make-up?: | no (yay patrice) |
| Low-cut tops?: | no |
| How big are your boobies? [Cup size]: | B-C |
| Do you flip your hair when you talk, even if you don't realize it?: | no |
| Giggle a lot?: | yea |
| What's the deal with boys?: | they're cool to hang out with..but the world should be rid of them as an opposite sex |
| Thongs?: | no |
| Pretty bras?: | annoying as fuck... |
| YM, Teen, Cosmo, et al?: | lol they're hilarious... |
| Who's the weaker sex?: | girls strength wise, but enduring pain is guys |
| Are you a feminist?: | not really |
| Do you think Brad Pitt is hot?: | no |
| How often do you shave your legs?: | wehn i feel like it or going out |
| How about your armpits?: | when it gets too long |
| Are you emotional?: | very |
| Especially when on your period?: | oh wow yea |
| This Or That [Oh, that old coconut.] |
| Originality or Acceptance?: | originality |
| Independence or Companionship?: | independence |
| Stability or Freedom?: | freedom |
| Personal or Interpersonal?: | personal |
| Introvert or Extrovert?: | extrovert |
| Popularity or Isolation?: | i dont know...depends |
| Unique or Loved?: | i think you can have both |
| Understood or Individual?: | individual |
| You or Them?: | you (me?) lol...i dont think i understand |
