REALize

REALize

:: 2003 28 April :: 11.14 pm

I find myself spiraling downward into a pit filled with sewage of the heart. I need to clean up my act. I'm not a bad person, just brutally honest. It's everyone else who is decievingyou. this is why i have only one friend. i'm appalled by myself even. i can change. some asian 32 year old is trying to sell me drugs over the internet, better take care of that before i cleanse my soul.

I don't appriciate people enough. I'm concerned for my friends, for my enimies and all in pergatory.
Chrissy, what is uP? how is your new job? how is line dancing, do you have a romantic life?
Kate, i love you dearly, but what is angring you sooooooooooo much that you have no disire to embrass your christian beleifes that inspire everyone around you?
K-t, i need my pants back, those weren't a party favor, how are the babys
Lisa, i'm glad you had a good final prom. Best of luck in the years to come. You don't have to be your parents, you can excel
Ron -if you even woohu- everyone has already excepted you for who you are. Don't be afraid, this will separate very few, and it's their loss.
to all who have enjoyed convo and life with me, e-mail, write a note, or woohu, i care, i want to hear about your day, your triuphs and failures. that is all we are.

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:: 2003 28 April :: 9.40 pm

hello sexy bitches
"forgive me father for i have sinned, it's been too long since my last confession" what lovely, ageless actress uttered these words when falling in love w/ her fiance's 1 handed brother played by nicolas cage(but who wouldn't?). If you use impd i will kill you. I love this movie. I swear, if i don't get some real action soon, man i WILL break my wrest (you emcompased in the inercircle know how) I'm sick of everone touchin' my boobs, but me not getin' any. I'm fine w/ a little booby fondelin' but geezzzz what does a girl have to go home to? woohu, that is all. anyways, i had a good day @ work, very little vomite, and i was only scratched by a coat hanger today, not a tom cat resiting castration. All in all, good day. *some frikin awsome slogan i've yet to invent*

:: 2003 22 April :: 9.59 pm

so young so angry, damn that rap music!~ a fury little rat thing
Stacy, i am sick, and it is your fault, we shall curl up next to a roaring fire and force our mothers to stay home from work and prepare soup and bring us tissues for the rest of the week. yea, right. Crazy day. Jessa, come to lunch w/ us tomorrow. we can buy see-threw undies @ one of the $ stores. we will have sexy good time. I think i know where our selfishness comes from. With out a strong desire to preserve one's self we would no be here due to natural selection. So, our cannibalistic ancestors killed off most kind and good-natured people. Good theory? I think so.

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:: 2003 21 April :: 11.01 pm

instant classic

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight
around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in
his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus
is watching you."

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight out, and froze.
When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head,promised himself a
vacation after the next big score, then clicked the light on and began
searching for more valuables.

Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as
a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shone his light
around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the
corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.

"Did you say that?" He hissed at the parrot.

"Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you."

The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"

"Moses," replied the bird.

"Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird
Moses."

"The kind of people that would name a rottweiler Jesus."

:: 2003 21 April :: 10.41 pm

I'm so sad. this is just... i'm sure it'll all work out... i could kill r-dawg, i will never look him in the eye again. if you want something done right, you have to do it yourself. reply if you wanna hear why, i do this b/c i'm sure that people don't want me wasting space on myself, my sad sad pitty party, (or bash r-dawg party)

:: 2003 19 April :: 10.23 pm

so, did all you beanie babys have a good time tonight?

:: 2003 19 April :: 9.44 pm
:: Music: "i wanna talk about me"

ok, i'm going to be narcissistic again. I had a good time watching bad movies w/ steph, even though it set me back quiet a few. Here is the reason why this horrid event taxed my funds so severly: Steph goes up the the counter @ studio 28, (a flash back to the early 90' in decore) and states, " one for house of a thousand corpses" very smooth, very maturely. The movie clerk responds " Ok, can i see your id?" steph hands over her driver's PERMIT (you'll appriciate the irony of this gesture later) to the clerk. It is returned w/ one ticket to our movie of chocie. I request a ticket as well, thinking: she did ask for steph's id, but maybe it was just some random investigation, & i'll be off the hook. Nope. "ID please?" she states in a prim maner. I hand her my DRIVER'S LISCENCE, and it is returned to me, so sorry, but you won't be 17 for 3 weeks. OK, steph asks for an exchange, but me, my devious, prob. solving self thinks, no, there hassssssssss to be a way around this. We people watch for a few then find the perfect cohort. We approch a skinny, slightly punk guy, in one of those t-shirts that cost $5 off the rack and $35 @ a concert, Steph displaying clevage, and ask if he is over 21. He probly thought we wanted him to buy us alcohal(b/c if it has alcohal in it, it must be good!), but he answered positivly. So we ask him to buy me a ticket, and he obliges. We try not to be obvious, but my vocie carries. It was only by luck or neglegence that we didn't get caught, but after pay the guy for my ticked and his "servicies" i have no money, but i do have entrance to one of the worst prospectivly good movies ever made. LOng story short, don't see it, it sucks, totally not worth breaking the law or $4,000. I'm sure nobody will read this, but i had to, b/c you're probly sick of hearing about my exciting job cleaning up dog shit. Well, night night, don't let the bed bugs bite.

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:: 2003 17 April :: 11.07 pm

ok steph here it goes:
10)Leathal Weapon
9)Better off Dead
8)Night At the Roxburey
7)Starship Tropers
6)caddy shack, whatelse?
5)GOD Patric swasy is hot and STUPID dirty dancing of cource
4)i love the princess bride, i love it i love it i LOVE IT!!!
3) Robinhood, men in tights, owww i love that movie, steph you are genius, now where is my prize?

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:: 2003 17 April :: 10.58 pm

People in general can't think past the end of their own nose. And i know for me thats quiet a distance, but truthfully we are allllllllll SELF CENTERED. The most admirable thing to do is recognizing we have a problem, then trying to fix it by not focusing on ourselves. Thats why forward/questionairs are so popular people think, ah time for me to glorify myself, by giving people more info about MEE. thats why i always put figtishis info in mine, to make people laugh, feel good. I know i'm no saint, and a major hypecrit, but steph got me on this truth kick, and damn it (w/out a "b") i'm going to speak my mind, even if it isn't a popular thing to do. IT's only the tip of the ice berg too. Just in that novel about babalon, people can only take the truth in sm. dosages, too much truth can kill you, or at least shock the shit outta ya. Peace in love yall

:: 2003 12 April :: 5.47 pm

Heath Ledger: You like them with a drop dead
gorgeous smile, cute accent and from the Land
Down Under.

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:: 2003 12 April :: 5.23 pm

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:: 2003 8 April :: 7.06 pm

i love being easily amused. cats, yarn, a dynooooooomite combo. I wanna play eurchre. anybody else? i've gottalotta oppion s to spill, so lets chill. (@the bean, maybe weds. morning or thursday 696-2851)

:: 2003 3 April :: 9.16 pm

Yea, me and "the gang" aka my repro organs are waiting for porn to load, sooo, i thought i'd update my journal, in the mean time. So, i'm going to type one handed hehehehehehhe.

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:: 2003 28 March :: 10.31 pm

this obsession must stop

you are the cute but psycho happy bunny. You
adorable, but a little out there. It's alright,
you might not have it all, but there are worse

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:: 2003 28 March :: 9.41 pm
:: Music: i think i'm addicted to online quizes someone help me please

You are too innocent and sweet for your own good.

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