so i'm just hanging out with kayleigh right, and were talking about telemarketers and stuff and how her little brother dupes them all the time.
so i had to get one today
this lady call here's how it went
lady: hell is deinnis bevier there?
me: no i'm not here right now.
Lady: well can you call me back at 1800 somthing when you are?
me: sure thing
so GRCC sent me a paper today saying that i have to take their admissions test, no big deal right?
they send me the testing hours and stuff saying that the test is just a walkin test, no appointment needed... they say it will take 2.5 hours and then they say "please arrive 15 minutes early"
NPPL hunington beach division 2 xball championship game
splat kids V throttle
1v1 at the end of the game, a guy from splat kids' gun went down, he chased the guy from throttle down with a hand full of paint and threw it and hit the guy in the mask FTW!
about the good old days.
got my cocker timed.
then started talking about mags
I was like "my next gun is going to be a mag" and he's like "what do you want on it?"
i walked away with a classic mag with twist lock barrel, i owe him like $85.
andy and i were cruising around in the tempo and andy is all like "dude, i smell brakes." I'm like "i dont smell shit"
so today, i'm cruising down whitecreek and i smell brakes, pretty bad, i've also noticed the car didn't perform like it usually does, seemed kinda gutless.
i pull into speedway to get gas i bend over and feel the drivers side rim to see if its hot from a stuck brake caliper, nope its fine.
walk to the passanger side reach down, look, and before i touched it i noticed hey... my brakes are on fire... it was awesome all these people were freaking out yelling "pull it away from the pumps" and yelling and shit, i just laughed at them and put the fire out with a 1/2 empty bottle of coke that was in the back seat.
> 1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup
> of boiling water down your throat and presto, the blockage will be almost
> instantly removed.
> 2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting
> someone else to hold them while you chop away.
>
> 3. You can avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet
> seat just by using the sink.
>
> 4. For high blood pressure sufferers: Simply cut yourself and bleed
> for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to
> use an egg timer.
> 5. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you
> from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze
> button.
>
> 6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you
> will be afraid to cough.
>
> 7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will
> forget all about the tooth ache.
>
> 8. Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are:
>
> In life, you only need two tools - WD-40 and Duct Tape.
> If it doesn't move but should, use the WD-40.
> If it should not move and does, use the duct tape.
>
> 9. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
>
> 10. Never pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom.
>
>
> Thought for the day:
>
> SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES . . . THEY ARE NOT REALLY GOOD FOR
> ANYTHING, BUT THEY STILL BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM
> DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS.
