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2005 10 January :: 1.23pm
my gun, almoast compleated, it needs a pump arm, vert ASA and a different front block.
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2005 10 January :: 12.23am
my uncle never fails to send funny jokes to me.
Gay George goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run. The
doctor comes back and says "George, I am not going to beat around the
bush. You have AIDS." George is devastated. "Doc, what can I do?"
The doctor says "I want you to go home and eat 5 pounds of spicy
sausage, a head of cabbage, 20 un-peeled carrots drenched in hot
sauce, 10 Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, 1/2 box of All
Bran cereal, and top it off with a gallon of prune juice." George
asks, "Will that cure me, Doc?"
"No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your
asshole is for."
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2005 9 January :: 11.42am
the night ended with jayzulla and LB sleeping on my couch
it began with joe calling me at like 8:30 in the morning, i got up and went to his house, from there we took his grandma's car to mcdonalds where we waited like 20 minutes for food.
from there we drove 2 hours to funk's house in livonia, funk is thee most generous person i know, i went to get my stuff back and left with a warp feed, all my stuff back, tons of cocker parts,
from dave(funk) i bought:
a NIB palmer's micro rock Low pressure reg $40 (new its 80)
a NIB shocktech Ram $20(package says 39.99)
a NIB shocktech bomb 3-way $20(package says 45.99)
and the dude paied for chineese for us.
i'm stright with joe now, he doesn't owe me or jay anything, he has no debts to us anymore.
i have a tank now, i need 3 more parts and my reg rebuilt, for my cocker to work properly. and a few hours of time.
yesterday was a good day.
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2005 6 January :: 10.40pm
so yeah, i was watching king of the hill tonight, and they had emu's on there.
it reminded me of that one time we were at amanda's grandma's house and trying to feed the emu at like 3 in the morning and it tried to kill us and stuff, a 4ft bird coming after you in the night isn't a happy though.
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2005 6 January :: 9.40pm
got this in an email
"TEN TOP REASONS WHY MEN FAVOR GUNS OVER WOMEN"
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> #10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22.
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> #9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN
> YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.
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> #8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL
> PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.
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> #7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR
> A BACK UP.
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> #6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.
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> #5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.
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> #4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.
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> #3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?"
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> #2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.
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> and, the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman
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> #1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN
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skife
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2005 6 January :: 12.08pm
5" of snow on the road, i'm deeming it not safe to drive.
to bad i've got to work tonight huh?
i didn't go to school today. it should have been a snow day.
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2005 5 January :: 9.00pm
dK?
i'll have 500ish to blow on a marker and tank soon, cam and lifters are going to have to wait.
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2005 5 January :: 3.05pm
for ty : http://pcs4lessllc.com/webjal_xp_instructions.htm
new ringtone,
dukes of hazzard theme - waylen jennings.
BUUAHHAHA!
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2005 5 January :: 2.17pm
got my phone today, trying to get custom ringtones for free now.
nextel likes making you pay for it, i dont like paying for it.
There are ways around it.
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2005 4 January :: 10.58pm
friday cam and lifters are being ordered.
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2005 3 January :: 11.57pm
http://malibunorth.freeservers.com/CrossFab.html
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2005 3 January :: 11.37pm
i miss it.
it'll live.
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2005 3 January :: 10.46pm
I've seen hell...
broken glass, crunched metal, lots and lots of rust.
it almoast made me cry.
My Car needs me, the probe is for sale, $350, it comes with the clutch it needs a new fuel relay wich is not much.
i paied $350 for it when i got it, i bought a $114 clutch for it, it just needs to be installed.
$350 and i'll help you get it out of chris' yard.
i just need the money at this point because all i want is to get my cutlass running.
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2005 3 January :: 12.43pm
noton anti-virus professional 2003 = uninstalled
AVG = installed.
broke down and bought a cell phone, getting a nice nextel, it'll be here tomorrow.
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2005 2 January :: 11.05pm
going to detroit on the 8th with teh tanto, jayzulla you going with us?
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