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spud

:: 2008 11 August :: 6.24pm

gmail is having a server error. and that pisses me off.

so, thank you woohu, for not malfunctioning.

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rayray

:: 2008 10 August :: 8.18pm

So to add to my weekend filled with bad news and unfortunate events, I found out today that the Stanton man killed in the car accident friday morning, was a kid I work with..
And he was one of the only people I talked to at work.
We made fun of each other all the time.

Seriously, Im sick of bad news..

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rayray

:: 2008 10 August :: 8.59am

This weekend has been pretty crappy..
Started thursday night..

Mike's mom is in the hospital.
It's pretty serious business..
The doctors are saying that it won't matter if she is in a medical facility, or goes home and has nurses come in, she might see labor day.
Spent all day friday at the hospital, and we're going back down there in a little bit..
I feel really bad..

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phil-himself

:: 2008 6 August :: 12.07pm

feels good man

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skife

:: 2008 6 August :: 4.10am

things are going amazing.

nuff said.

thank you kayliegh for pushing me into this.

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spud

:: 2008 5 August :: 3.48pm

so, i'm completely done done with my summer class. still hasn't quite sunk in yet. but it will soon.

and emily is gone again. also hasn't sunk in. coffee today was nice though. i can't believe she'd never played chess before.

so yeah, that's pretty much it. i lost my phone charger at kevin's this weekend. kinda sucks. but i'm getting my new one soon, so it doesn't really even matter that much.

i don't know. i'm gonna go play drums, since i'm all out of ideas.

peace.

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rayray

:: 2008 4 August :: 7.18pm

We finally got around to rearranging our living room.
I have been begging and pleading and threatening doing it for months now..
And Mike finally caved and I bribed him into doing it.
And we have one of his turkeys on the wall.
The whole turkey.
On a perch.
And it sticks out from the wall.
Like 2.5 feet out from the wall.
A whole stuffed turkey..
From its beak to its feet, turkey.
And soon, there will be another one on the other end of the wall..

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skife

:: 2008 4 August :: 12.48am

some anon posted this, i'm still laughing.

9th grade:
My first sexual experience that actually involved nudity. While we're fondling each other, she asks me if I like Diet Coke.

Me: It's allright.
Girl: Well, I LOVE it. How 'bout you go get me a bottle of it?

I go downstairs and grab a 20 ounce bottle from the fridge. When I return, she says it's too cold.

Girl: How 'bout warming it up...by rubbing it on my tits?

So I began to rub her vigorously with the bottle. Soon enough, she asks me to shove it inside of her. She really enjoys it, and so do I because I KNOW that, with this girl, I'm definantly going to get off. That's when it gets crazy.

She rips out the bottle, opens it, and begins filling her VAGINA with Diet Coke. I swear, she nearly empties the volume into her VAGINA. I had seriously underestimated this VAGINA's liquid retention volume.

Girl: YOU LIKE DIET COKE?!?!?!? OH YEAH OH YEAH DRINK IT FROM ME!

I was noticebly freaked me, but I did want to get off, and I didn't want my first load-blow to be into 18.7 fluid ounces of a 0-calorie beverage. I began to go down on her, until she said the exact wrong thing.

Girl: OH YEAH, DRINK IT FROM ME! I'M THE KOOL-AID MAN! OH YEAH! OH YEAH!

I don't know how she did it with 16-year-old voice, but she sounded exactly like the Kool-Aid man from the commercials. I glanced at the wall, half-expecting him to burst through and over me a fruity beverage. I was extremely turned-off. She could tell, too. As she sat up to see what was wrong, she twisted her body in such a way that Diet Coke shot out of her VAGINA and all over my face, chest, and groin. And it was at that sticky, low-calorie moment that my parents chose to pull into the driveway.

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spud

:: 2008 2 August :: 10.14am
:: Music: kebbeen, buying me dinner.

Mr. J, (this entry's more for me than anything else)
movie's done, at least as far as i'm concerned. going canoing today. wrap party for the film is tomorrow. the last class is on monday, and i have to turn in a 3-5 page paper that i have yet to write. should be exciting. also going to try and schedule a job interview for that time. and go into campus view and raise hell for my damage deposit. so, staying plenty busy, even though it's supposedly over.

but that's okay. life barrels on.

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phil-himself

:: 2008 31 July :: 10.16pm

Pineapple Express is over 9000 laughs, I got to see it tonight before it comes out

I lol'd, then I came

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skife

:: 2008 30 July :: 3.32am

box will appericate the stuff they sell on this site.

http://kalecoauto.com/index.php?main_page=index

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skife

:: 2008 29 July :: 4.59pm

also, i'd like to say


I can ride my bike with no handlebars....

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skife

:: 2008 29 July :: 4.56pm

don't know what to do right about now.

no regrets though.

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skife

:: 2008 27 July :: 9.06pm

party in newaygo was kind of a flop, everyone was passed out at 11:30 ish and it was a bunch of people younger than me.

andy called me around 12 and i met him at his g/f's place just acrost the river, i got there and fell right asleep.

next day we "did some wheelie's on the thumper" and then went tubing down the little muskegon river, i'm beat now. so yeah, probably hit the bed early tonight.

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skife

:: 2008 26 July :: 7.42pm

TO THE WOODS!!!

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