good song. LALALALA!! voice lessons are WONDERFUL things.
Its the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine) Lyrics - Document Album

That's great, it starts with an earthquake, birds and snakes, an aeroplane -
Lenny Bruce is not afraid. Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn -
world serves its own needs, don't misserve your own needs. Feed it up a knock,
speed, grunt no, strength no. Ladder structure clatter with fear of height,
down height. Wire in a fire, represent the seven games in a government for
hire and a combat site. Left her, wasn't coming in a hurry with the furies
breathing down your neck. Team by team reporters baffled, trump, tethered
crop. Look at that low plane! Fine then. Uh oh, overflow, population,
common group, but it'll do. Save yourself, serve yourself. World serves its
own needs, listen to your heart bleed. Tell me with the rapture and the
reverent in the right - right. You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, bright
light, feeling pretty psyched.

It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.

Six o'clock - TV hour. Don't get caught in foreign tower. Slash and burn,
return, listen to yourself churn. Lock him in uniform and book burning,
blood letting. Every motive escalate. Automotive incinerate. Light a candle,
light a motive. Step down, step down. Watch a heel crush, crush. Uh oh,
this means no fear - cavalier. Renegade and steer clear! A tournament,
a tournament, a tournament of lies. Offer me solutions, offer me alternatives
and I decline.

It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.

The other night I tripped a nice continental drift divide. Mount St. Edelite.
Leonard Bernstein. Leonid Breshnev, Lenny Bruce and Lester Bangs.
Birthday party, cheesecake, jelly bean, boom! You symbiotic, patriotic,
slam, but neck, right? Right.

It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine...fine...

(It's time I had some time alone)


except that i don't quite feel fine. but apparently francesco might go out with me!! and i had a date to MA's prom!! ('had' because my mom won't pay for bids...but i had a date!! and he's HOT HOT HOT!!)

oh, and andrew really DOES make me :0D. it's the best thing in the world to sing with him. he's just so cool! yay for jokes and people who want to comfort me!

and now jokes, compliments of ANDREW!!!

"Once upon a time, a beautiful young antelope had a wild date in the forest, so she was getting all gussied up—new dress, makeup, everything. Suddenly, as she was just about ready, she was stampeded by a herd of wildebeests, becoming the world's first self-dressed, stamped antelope."

"How do we know that Adam and Eve were Lutheran?
Who else could stand beside a naked woman and be tempted by a piece of fruit?"

"My cousin is a transvestite. He likes to eat, drink and be Mary."

"One day the captain of the royal barge went down to address the slaves chained to the oars. "Men, the good news is that the queen will be joining us today for a trip up the river. The bad news is she wants to go water skiing."

"There's been a falling-out between Madonna and Cher. Apparently they're no longer on a first-name basis."

"What’s large, gray, and doesn’t matter?
An irrelephant."

"Why did the blonde have square boobs?
She forgot to take the tissues out of the box"


"Why can't Episcopalians play chess?
They can't tell the difference between a bishop and a queen"

"What do you get when you mix beans and onions?
Tear gas."

oooh, this one's bad:

"How are blondes like cowpies?
The older they get, the easier they are to pick up."

"My name's Pavlov. Ring a bell?"

"The blonde was so proud because she finished a puzzle in 52 days that said "2-3 years.""

"What were the best three years of George Bush's life?
Grade 5"

and from his brother, david:

"ok how do u torture an engineer?
u strap them to a chair and fold a map the wrong way in front of them"

I LOVE YOU GUYS!!! ahhh so we might have a church-centered rafting trip this summer!! whooo!! it'd be like my family, the two guys who were sending me jokes, annie and ruthie, and chris!! YAY!!!! I LOVE YOU GUYS!!

as for other ppl...haha nah, jk.

I LOVE PAIGE!! AHHHH!!! she is my life. seriously. that woman is convinced that i'm going to be an opera conductor. I LOVE HER!!!

*props to http://prairiehome.publicradio.org/performances/20040417/scripts/alljokes.shtml for supplying andrew with jokes.

*annoy me here*