<- I could watch this for hours...

<- I could watch this for hours...

:: 2003 21 October :: 11.31 am
:: Music: Get Low - East Side Boys w/ The Ying Yang Twins

A Warning:
I went to see the House of the Dead on Sunday, and I can honestly say it was a waste of money. Not only was it extremely predictable, it instituted scenes from the video game, as well as the running scenes from Blair Witch, and also the Matrix, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, and finally, Rambo. Also, if you're still interested and you're an epileptic, if you see it, you will die. It flashes a lot. And for those of you that have played the game, do you remember how the screen turns red and your body spins around? Yeah, they do that for everyone who dies, and only one person survives. I'm gonna let her pick the movies from now on...

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:: 2003 15 October :: 8.37 am

Ladies and Gentlemen, I have a few things I'd like to say:
First of all, I am now mobile. I have a car, and it runs and everything. I also have my license now, which makes everything legal and stuff. Secondly, I purchased Soul Calibur II, and it kicks. I also kick ass at it. Yeah, that's pretty much it.

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:: 2003 9 October :: 11.29 am

You are Mitsurugi -

Both mysterious and attractive, you captivate people with the fact that you seem to be
good at everything! Spending quiet moments with a friend and talking about what life means to you is your ideal situation. You don't like to stand out very much and you seem to be more old-fashioned
than modern, but when you do take the spotlight -- you command the floor!

Which Soul Calibur character are you?

this quiz was made by david park

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:: 2003 2 October :: 1.05 pm

Here's my opinion on life:

"As the poets have forever sung,
Death takes the innocent young.
The emphatically funny, those rolling in money,
and those who are very well hung!"

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:: 2003 30 September :: 11.27 am

Bon games were kinda cool. Rather cold, actually, but all things considered, they were good. No one got mauled, though. That part sucked.

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:: 2003 22 September :: 11.35 am

Anyone know of a cheap apartment in the muskegon area?

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:: 2003 18 September :: 5.11 pm

I'm worried...

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:: 2003 17 September :: 8.42 am

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:: 2003 16 September :: 2.50 pm

I guess that, all in all, senior retreat was pretty cool. We got free food, a free hoodie, and we grew closer as a class, and I saw a few things that I thought would never happen. There were retarded things that happened as well, like Marty getting caught trying to sneak out after lights out and Mr. Chandonnet telling him to take his pants off and go to bed. And then there was Scatter 2003, when all the guys except for me and six others wore their new hoodies (identical) and long jeans, sat outside until 5 minutes before lights out, and all scattering in different directions. And then there was the reprocussion, when they had to clean up after all the meals on tuesday and clean up the camp and all the cabins. One of the girls cabins came up with a hysterical plot of sticking RedPop covered tampons all over walls and bunks, and the scatterers had to clean it up (without knowing what it was). I personally got a little closer with some of those in my class, especially Leigh, whom I realized that I had been an asshole to her first year there. The biggest downside: sleeping in protection buncks that felt like rocks. Glad I'm home, definatly.

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:: 2003 11 September :: 4.13 pm

Yeah, what's up with all this fat person hatred? My driving instructor made me parallel park 3 times, even though you're only supposed to have to do it once. As a result, I cannot drive. Must of been pick on the fat person day or something.

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:: 2003 1 September :: 7.14 pm

Scott got a car.

Yeah...

That's right...

The Fatman's got some wheels...

It's all good.

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:: 2003 20 August :: 9.03 am

No, I did not fall off of the Grand Haven Pier Yesterday. That wasn't me, it was some other Scott. I've already gotten to calls asking me if I was still alive. I think it's kinda funny, but sad at the same time. I couldn't help but think "Hmm, how can I use this to my advantage?" However, that could just suck and come back to bite me some day. Yeah, I'm alive, everyone is happy.

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:: 2003 7 August :: 3.19 pm

I AM: The Fatman
I THINK: That Catholic is a waste of time and money
I KNOW: that retards always win, except when they fight buses
I WANT: a girlfriend
I HAVE: a bad watch line
I WISH: I wasn't as fat
I HATE: ignorance
I MISS: my grandma
I FEAR: failure
I HEAR: Sylvester trying to open a tuna can
I SEARCH: for my purpose
I WONDER: Why
I REGRET: some of my past
I ACHE: from loss
I CARE: about other's feelings
I ALWAYS: alone
I AM NOT: egocentric
I DANCE: like Fat Bastard
I SING: song that have meaning
I CRY: very rarely
I DO NOT ALWAYS: speak my mind
I FIGHT: for a cause
I WIN: when I do
I LOSE: when I die
I CONFUSE: ignorant people
I LISTEN: to everyone
I CAN USUALLY BE FOUND: when I want to be
I NEED: to think
I AM HAPPY ABOUT: My friendships
I SHOULD: clean my bedroom

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:: 2003 7 August :: 3.17 pm

1 full name: Scott Lee Smith
2 date of birth: 7-22-86
3 place of birth: Mishiwaka Indiana
4 time of birth: 10:00 pm
5 location: Mishiwaka Indiana
6 what are you labeled (skater, goth, prep, nerd, or other?): Labels are meaningless
7 zodiac sign: Cancer
8 pets: Kitty!
9 nicknames: Fatman
10 where else have you lived? nowhere
11 hobbies: Reading, Techie theatre, computers
12 do you have a job? no
13 if so, what kind of job?
14 if not, what kind of job do you want to have? one that I like
15 what languages, if any, do you speak? bits and pieces of German, Italian, French, and Spanish
16 are you a night, day, or morning person? night
17 are you ticklish? yes
18 do you have a car? no
19 what kind of car do you have/want? Oldsmobile Toranado

your looks:

20 fingernail color: clear
21 are your nails real or fake? real
22 shoe size: 13
23 height: 5'11"
24 weight: a lot
25 eye color: they change color
26 hair color: dirty blonde
27 hair length: long, for a guy
28 do you have braces? no
29 do you have glasses/contacts? glasses
30 have you ever dyed your hair? no
31 what perfume/cologne do you wear? Nautica
32 if so, what color?
33 if not, but you want to. what color do you want to dye it? dunno
34 do you wear a watch? yup
35 do you wear sunglasses? yup
36 do you use nair? no
37 if so, where?
38 do you like how you look? depends. Right now? no. When I'm going somewhere, yup.
39 what would you change about yourself? my weight
40 do you have any piercings or tattoos? no
41 do you stand out in a crowd? yup, always
42 do you take showers or baths? showers

favorites:

43 movie: I like Mr. Hollands Opus
44 song: Nothing's Left
45 band/group: Insane Clown Posse
46 store: Meijers/ Kmart
47 relative: Mom
48 sport: soccer
49 comedian: Conan O'Brian
50 country: Specifically? Capri, Italy
51 dog: Jake
52 dairy product: Milk
53 dq treat: Peanut Butter Cup Flurry
54 junk food: pie
55 jolly rancher flavor: cherry
56 shape: Diamond
57 state: MI
58 superhero: Deadpool
59 vacation spot: Jake or Kiel's House
60 ice cream flavor: Cookies and Cream
61 fruit: pear
62 candy: Peanut Butter Cups, Lifesavers
63 fast food: Burger King
64 car: One with a wheel in each corner
65 class: yearbook
66 holiday: Halloween or New Years
67 day of the week: Friday
68 color: Midnight Blue
69 magazine: Gamepro
70 name for a girl: Alexandre
71 name for a boy: Glenn, Tristan
72 sports team: yeah, no
73 month: June
74 man athlete: yeah, no
75 woman athlete: see above
76 actress: The Chick from Braveheart
77 actor: Sean Connery, Johnny Depp
78 tv show: simpsons
79 website: neuklearpower.com, home of 8 bit theatre
80 animal: Kitty!
81 joke: (When asked what you want from the store) 3'3" blonde barbie doll with handlebar pigtails

and retractable teeth, that turns into a pizza and a 2 liter of Mountian Dew at midnight.
82 saying: suck a dick, say hi
83 word: Spermacide
84 brand name: Little Debbie Cakes, and Doritos
85 radio station: 97.9
86 concert: Our Lady Peace
87 cd: Romance Revenge Redemption by Alan Goodman
88 president: um, washington?
89 salad: one without veggies
90 meat: chicken
91 state: MI
92 city: Muskegon
93 font: Don't care
94 lake: Michigan
95 ocean: mediteranian
96 place to be: somewhere
97 smell: rain, or pine
98 sound: rain
99 taste: cold water
100 feeling: that moment between asleep and awake
101 college: Community
102 number: 13
103 book: The Eternal Champion Series by Michael Moorcock
104 cereal: Honey Nut Cheerios
105 letter: does it matter?
106 date: January 1
107 game show as a child: The Price is Right
108 childhood cartoon: Garfield
109 radio station: 97.9
110 toothpaste: doesn't matter
111 cuss word: damn?
112 cookie: Chocolate Peanutbutter Chip
113 channel: NBC
114 comic: get fuzzy
115 cd-rom game: Arcanum
116 board game: Sorry
117 card game: Egyptian War
118 cartoon: simpsons
119 place: somewhere
120 possession: My stabbin' knife
121 cheese: unmoldy
122 flower: white Roses
123 chocolate bar: Whatchamacallit
124 gum: Ice Breakers
125 tea: green
126 ice cream: Cookies and Cream
127 juice: White Cranberry
128 cereal: HN Cheerios
129 slushie: Mountian Dew
130 football team: ha
131 baseball team: ha

dislikes/ non-favorite:

132 movie: Harry Potter (any)
133 song: Anything in Japanese
134 band/group: N'sync
135 store: Crusaders Corner
136 relative: Andrew
137 sport: football
138 comedian: carrot top
139 country: france
140 dog: The one that lives down the street
141 dairy product: sour cream
142 dq treat: um..?
143 junk food: veggies
144 jolly rancher flavor: Watermelon
145 shape: O
146 state: dunno
147 superhero: Superman
148 vacation spot: indiana
149 ice cream flavor: Butter Pecan
150 fruit: Watermelon
151 candy: anything with coconut
152 fast food: McDonalds
153 car: one that doesn't run
154 class: Math
155 holiday: Christmas
156 day of the week: monday
157 color: pink
158 magazine: Time
159 name for a girl: Patty
160 name for a boy: Paul
161 sports team: any
162 month: august
163 man athlete: any
164 woman athlete: any
165 actress: Cameron Diaz
166 actor: Rob Schneider
167 tv show: any reality
168 website: marykateandashley.com
169 animal: goat
170 joke: you're fat (lets all applaud those fools at Catholic for coming up with that amazing

joke)
171 saying: What's Crack-a-lackin?
172 word: Fo-Shizzle
173 brand name: nike
174 radio station: 106.9
175 concert: 3 Doors Down
176 cd: the Fame Remix
177 president: um, yeah
178 salad: one with tomatoes
179 meat: squirrel
180 state: dunno
181 city: Gary Indiana
182 font: Bookman Old Style
183 lake: Muskegon
184 ocean: Pacific

have you ever?:

221 done drugs?: no
222 eaten an entire box of oreos?: yes
223 been dumped? yes
224 been cheated on? no
225 hiked a mountain? no
226 taken ballet? no
227 thought you were pregnant? no
228 had a kick me sign on you? no
229 eaten bubbles? no
230 been to the mall of america? no
231 been in love? yes
232 seen the white house? no
233 seen the eiffel tower? yup
234 tried smoking? yup
235 drank alcohol? yes
236 smoked weed? no
237 played monopoly? yup
238 seen titanic? yes
239 kissed someone? yes
240 french kissed someone? yes
241 lost your virginity? nope
242 tried a weight loss program? no
243 visited another country? yup
244 had a bubble bath? yes
245 eaten a worm? no
246 hugged a tree? no
247 been to the ocean: yes
248 hit a stranger for no reason: no
249 screamed in public: no
250 flicked off a stranger for no reason: Heehee...yup
251 used a pillow case as a blanket because you were too cold to get a cover: no
252 cussed out your parents: no
253 gotten a major surgery: not really
254 been on a plane? yes
255 been on a boat? yes
256 been on a train? yes
257 been in a car accident? yes
258 caused a car accident? no
259 ridden an elephant? no, it was too tall
260 played w/ barbies? no
261 broken a bone? yup
262 called a psychic or sex hotline? no
263 been afraid of the dark? no
264 been in the hospital? yes
265 had stitches? no
266 cheated on someone? no
267 been arrested? no
268 been out of the country: yup
269 been toilet papering: yup
270 met a celebrity? not really
271 broken the law? yes
272 hated yourself? yes
273 been brokenhearted? yes
274 kissed a member of the same sex? yes
275 kissed a teacher? no
276 pet someone you saw on the street? no
277 bungee jumped? no
278 sky dived? no
279 peed into a cup? yes
280 stripped? not in public
281 thrown up on a plane? no
282 screamed from terror? no
283 screamed just for the hell of it? no
284 broken someones heart? I hope not
285 wanted to kill someone? yes
286 been in a fist fight? no

would you ever?:

287 go to a concert alone: yes
288 join the army: no
289 eat cooked bugs: yup
290 kill one of your parents: no
291 do something crazy because you were dared to: yes
292 run in the streets naked: no
293 eat a safety pin: yup
294 run away: maybe
295 hold a venimous snake: yup
296 cuss out a stranger: yes
297 worship satan: no
298 eat a toxic pen: maybe
299 vote for bill clinton as president again: for how much?
300 cuss out one of your teachers: yup
301 hurt one of your teachers: depends on which one
302 kiss a member of the same sex? yes
303 kiss a teacher? maybe
304 make out w/ an animal? no
305 lick a stranger's arm? probably not
306 pet a stranger you saw on the street? sure
307 bungee jump? no
308 sky dive? no
309 drink sewer water for a million dollars? yes

relationships:

310 what's your idea of a perfect date? um, having one
311 what do you look for in a guy/girl in appearance? I don't look for appearance
312 what do you look for in a guy/girl in personality? someone intellegent, and funny
313 do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? no
314 if so, what's their name?
315 what's their age?
316 how long have you been together?
317 do you love eachother?
318 how did you two hook up?
319 what's the best part about being together?
320 what's the worst part about being together?
321 what names do they call you?
322 do you and your boyfriend/girlfriend have a song?
323 are you single? yup
324 do you like being single? no
325 do you have a crush? kinda
326 if so, what's their name? BJ
327 what's their age? 16
328 how long have you liked him/her? a while
329 does he/she know it? no
330 what is the biggest turn off? ignorance
331 what is the biggest turn on? cuddling
332 do you prefer to be the dumper or the dumpee? neither, but if it came down to it, the dumpee
333 do you think there is a person for everyone? dunno
334 if yes, do you know who yours is? -
335 would you ever go on a blind date? maybe
336 where is the best place to be kissed? anywhere
337 where is the most romantic place to take a date? doesn't matter
338 do you believe in love at first sight? dunno
339 when was your first kiss? 15, I think
340 who was your first boyfriend/girlfriend? Jess
341 when did you go out with them? from Halloween to late Feb freshman year
342 what do you like about your crush/boyfriend/girlfriend? she's funny, and smart, and speaks her

mind
343 what do you think love is? "Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs, being purged, a fire

sparkling in lovers' eyes, being vexed, a sea nourished with lovers tears. What is it else? A

madness most discreet, a choking gall and preserving sweet." - William Shakespeare
344 what do you look for in a guy/girl? a true person, one who wears no masks
346 what is the best gift your boyfriend/girlfriend could give you? love
347 would you ever like someone 3 years younger than you? maybe
348 when you like someone, do you tell them right away? no
349 do you go on double dates? sure
350 who was your first crush? Sam Todd (shaddup jessa)
351 who was your first boyfriend/girlfriend? jess
352 what is the farthest you have gone? kissing
353 worst kiss: kiel, he's sloppy (spin the bottle)
354 best kiss: BJ (spin the bottle as well)
355 have you ever given someone a hickey? no
356 has someone ever given you a hickey? no
357 have you ever not washed an article of clothing because it smelled like your crush/bf/gf? no
358 do you have any children? no
359 do you plan on having children? dunno
360 do you want to get married? yes
361 how old do you want to be when you have your first child? dunno
362 how old do you want to be when you get married? dunno
363 would you have kids before marriage? maybe
366 are you a virgin? yup
368 have you ever had oral sex? nope
369 do you know what the bases are? no
370 how many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had? 1
371 were you in love with any of them? yes
372 have you ever gotten your heart broken? yes
373 have you been a dumpee and/or a dumper? dumpee
374 which one have you been the most? dumpee

if's:

378 if you could kiss anyone in the world, who would it be? BJ
379 if you were stuck on a deserted island what 5 things would you want with you? a boat, gas, a

sail, and two oars
381 if you could be cloned, would you? dunno, I'd probably end up killing myself
383 if you could be invisible for a day what would you do? a lot
384 if you could marry anybody who would it be? dunno

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:: 2003 29 July :: 11.42 pm

Wow...it's absolutly amazing. I think it's, yes it is! It's an update! My God! I've haven't seen anything this amazing since the floating gardens of Babylon...amazing...

So, yeah, I'm 17 now. I still have no car, and it sucks. And right now I am wondering why I don't update often, because I'm always home. It's a puzzle to me. Speaking of which, I think I just found a way to alleviate my boredom...the almighty Rubiks Cube. Maybe the lights out cube instead, because I don't have a rubiks cube...damn my ghetto poorness...

Anyway, I'm still single, so all of you ladies with phone books, thanks for nothing...hahaha...(notice the dripping sarcasm? see it yet? Yup, there it is. Good). So for you two out there that are wondering what I do with my life, I sit at home, watch movies, and play super nintendo games on my computer. Other than that, there's not much else one can do in the 'hood. I got invited to the ICP concert this fall, and I am contemplating revolt on all rich people, using the Muskegon ghetto as a base of operations, and now you who really pay attention to this writing will self destruct in five seconds. You may even get to read the end of my entry, lucky you...well, maybe not. And I am totally out of ideas. Oh well, time for Jay and Conan...yay

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