NPPL hunington beach division 2 xball championship game
splat kids V throttle
1v1 at the end of the game, a guy from splat kids' gun went down, he chased the guy from throttle down with a hand full of paint and threw it and hit the guy in the mask FTW!
I got a bonus from work on friday.
Got it, spent it, wish I still had it.
Did my taxes, finally.
Went tanning.
Can't wait until I go again tomorrow.
Did my womanly duties around the house. (Cleaning)
Watched the Departed, and Harsh Times.
Tonight is a night for Desperate Housewives and Rocky Balboa.
Ooh, and I don't have to sleep alone tonight.
Standing out with the tshirt on, playing fetch with the German Sheperds, just bullshitting with the guys. I love not having snow to ruin everything. Oh yeah, looking at these nice obediant dogs, that would do anything for their master. It got the gears turning in a way that would violate probation. That shit would be hardcore.
Edit: Me Bizz and Triple are the next Beastie Boys.
about the good old days.
got my cocker timed.
then started talking about mags
I was like "my next gun is going to be a mag" and he's like "what do you want on it?"
i walked away with a classic mag with twist lock barrel, i owe him like $85.
andy and i were cruising around in the tempo and andy is all like "dude, i smell brakes." I'm like "i dont smell shit"
so today, i'm cruising down whitecreek and i smell brakes, pretty bad, i've also noticed the car didn't perform like it usually does, seemed kinda gutless.
i pull into speedway to get gas i bend over and feel the drivers side rim to see if its hot from a stuck brake caliper, nope its fine.
walk to the passanger side reach down, look, and before i touched it i noticed hey... my brakes are on fire... it was awesome all these people were freaking out yelling "pull it away from the pumps" and yelling and shit, i just laughed at them and put the fire out with a 1/2 empty bottle of coke that was in the back seat.
Tomorrow. Get out of work, wait until best buy opens. Get the new Three Six Mafia and Bob Seger cds, and possibly the old Atmosphere cd. After that, dont know. Seems like the plans i had arnt going to work out, which makes me want to fucking puke. Oh, people who think that rain is a wheather condition in which you must slow down to 10 under the speed limit on the highway need to fucking die. Learn how to handle the elements, or buy a car that fits the state you live in. Jackasses. OMG ITS WATER, HIT THE BREAKS AHHHHHH. I hope the fleas from a million camels infested your pubic area.
> 1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup
> of boiling water down your throat and presto, the blockage will be almost
> instantly removed.
> 2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting
> someone else to hold them while you chop away.
>
> 3. You can avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet
> seat just by using the sink.
>
> 4. For high blood pressure sufferers: Simply cut yourself and bleed
> for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to
> use an egg timer.
> 5. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you
> from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze
> button.
>
> 6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you
> will be afraid to cough.
>
> 7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will
> forget all about the tooth ache.
>
> 8. Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are:
>
> In life, you only need two tools - WD-40 and Duct Tape.
> If it doesn't move but should, use the WD-40.
> If it should not move and does, use the duct tape.
>
> 9. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
>
> 10. Never pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom.
>
>
> Thought for the day:
>
> SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES . . . THEY ARE NOT REALLY GOOD FOR
> ANYTHING, BUT THEY STILL BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM
> DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS.
