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2009 15 July :: 11.05pm
All about yourself...the survey.
Created by adawg and taken 427924 times on Bzoink | | All about yourself... | | First name?:: | jessica | | Middle name?:: | michele | | Like your name?:: | yes | | Named after anyone?:: | no | | Any nicknames?:: | jamal, j, jessa | | Age?:: | 21 | | Birthdate?:: | 3.8 | | Birthplace?:: | grand rapids | | Time you were born?:: | 8.31 am | | Current location?:: | my home | | Height?:: | 5.0 | | Like your height?:: | no, i wish i was a little taller | | Eye color?:: | blue | | Contacts/glasses?:: | neither | | Hair color?:: | brown | | Natural hair color?:: | brown | | Dye your hair often?:: | about 3 times a year because i get bored | | Righty or lefty?:: | lefty | | Your favorite... | | Type of music?:: | depends on my mood. When I am awake and ready to go out then it would be hip hop/rap etc, when i'm ready for bed it's classical, when i'm sad it's r&b/pop | | Band or singer?:: | ummmm i dont know | | TV show?:: | greys anatomy | | Movie?:: | i guess step brothers | | TV channel?:: | ? | | Radio station?:: | none | | Place to be?:: | out with friends/ family | | Thing to do?:: | be iwth friends/family | | Food?:: | pizza/chocolate | | Non alcoholic drink?:: | diet pepsi | | Alcoholic drink?:: | bahama mama, vodka and sprite | | Animal?:: | dogs, cats, swans | | Holiday?:: | my bday or christmas i guess i duno | | Season?:: | spring summer or fall | | Sport?:: | sport? hmmm | | Place to shop?:: | vanity, forever 21, charlotte russe, marshalls, old navy, target... theres many | | Clothing brand?:: | none | | Scent?:: | as far as perfume- enchanted orchid from BBW or baby phat umm i can't remember what its called but i love it | | Restaurant?:: | olive garden or frankie v's | | Fruit?:: | apples or bananas | | Vegetable?:: | potatos, corn | | Fast food restaurant?:: | arby's i suppose | | Pizza topping?:: | none, just cheese really | | Ice cream flavor?:: | mint chocolate chip | | Magazine?:: | i duno | | City?:: | haven't visited enough to know | | Color?:: | blue | | Number?:: | 2 | | This or that... | | Chocolate or vanilla?:: | chocolate except for cake or ice cream | | Pepsi or coke?:: | diet pepsi | | Hot or cold?:: | ? | | Black or white?:: | black | | Dog or cat?:: | dog | | French toast or pancakes?:: | french toast | | French fries or onion rings?:: | french fries | | Hamburger or hot dog?:: | hamburger | | Pepperoni or sausage?:: | pep | | Britney or Christina?:: | britney | | McDonalds or Burger King?:: | burger king | | 50 Cent or Eminem?:: | | | Canada or Mexico?:: | canada i think | | Hug or kiss?:: | hug | | Movies or TV?:: | | | Truth or dare?:: | | | Do you... | | Shower daily?:: | yes | | Sing in the shower?:: | no | | Like to sing?:: | in my car | | Like to dance?:: | yeah | | Smoke?:: | no | | Drink?:: | on occasion | | Cuss?:: | sometimes | | Talk to yourself?:: | not really | | Believe in yourself?:: | ? | | Play an instrument?:: | yes | | Go to school?:: | starting on the 27th | | Go to college?:: | " " | | Have a job?:: | yeah | | Like your job?:: | most of the time | | Want to get married?:: | am | | Want to have kids?:: | yes | | Get along with your parents?:: | yeah | | Get along with your siblings?:: | yeah | | Drive?:: | yeah | | Random... | | Do you think you're trustworthy?:: | yes | | Think your funny?:: | sometimes | | Ever toilet papered someones house?:: | yes | | Gone garbage can tipping?:: | no | | What are your parents names?:: | stacey and michael | | Siblings names?:: | brandon shannon stefanie | | Do you wash your hands frequently?:: | yes | | How many time a day do you brush your teeth?:: | 2 | | Collect anything?:: | no | | Ever been in love?:: | yeah | | In love right now?:: | yeah | | What color pants are you wearing right now?:: | grey | | How does your hair look?:: | up in pony tail | | Ever had your heartbroken?:: | yeah | | Ever broken the law?:: | yeah | | Been arrested?:: | no | | Been out of the country?:: | yea | | Can you stick your fist in your mouth?:: | no | | When was the last time you got drunk?:: | umm i cannot remember | | Do you do drugs?:: | no | | When was the last time you were high on anything?:: | n/a | | Do you prefer the lights on or off?:: | off-save energy | | Would you ever get plastic surgery?:: | yes | | Do you prefer boxers or briefs?:: | boxers | | Do you like to laugh?:: | yes | | Ever had a bloody nose?:: | no | | Have you ever caught a fish?:: | yes | | What was the last thing you ate?:: | hamburger helper | | What time do you go to bed?:: | depends | | What's your favorite color?:: | blue | | Do you like to give or recieve?:: | | | Are you obsessed with anything/anyone?:: | my dogs probably | | Do you live alone?:: | no | | Do you own a blender?:: | yes | | Do you like the snow?:: | i like how it looks but nothign else | | Ever been up a mountain?:: | no | | Ever been rootin'?:: | ? | | Do you like surprises?:: | yes | You've been totally Bzoink*d!
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2009 14 July :: 10.59pm
jessssssssssssssss have you seen this?
cute huh?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQcVllWpwGs
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2009 14 July :: 6.33pm
 First Date
Created by silverwolf1990 and taken 32 times on Bzoink | | I'll never forget my first date with Jacob. It was back in June, so we went to the fur festival. We went on all the rides, like the wallabee Wheel and the Tunnel of :P. I was so nervous and lumpy from the rides, that I threw up my tacos from lunch! But that was ok, because Jacob held my hair back and then said, "old gregg!!" After that, we played some carnival games. We played firefly flip and Shoot the pictures. he won me a stuffed narwhal and a plastic barack obama doll. At the end of the date, Jacob asked if they could spew me. "Hahaha, I dont do that on the first date!" So then we just shook hands and said, "easy there fuzzy little man peach" | You've been totally Bzoink*d!
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 Wedding Day!
Created by sofay and taken 128 times on Bzoink | | Today is my wedding day, I am getting married to Michelle. He proposed by swiftly telling me he gagged me and presented me with a brown ring decorated with 8 cats. How could I say no! We are having the wedding in Casino where we will eat Fig newtons and bahama mama. The dress is crunchy and fluffy and the bouquet is a blue deoderant. Jessica bitch slapped the bouquet into the air and it kissed Erin. She got knocked out and had to be escorted to Wal Mart. All in all, my wedding was a very horrifying day. | You've been totally Bzoink*d!
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 My July 4th
Created by andy and taken 26 times on Bzoink | I think I forgot to tell you about my July 4th weekend. Silly me. Here's how it goes.
Friday, the 3rd, Rueben, Michelle, and I all went to Prison. When we got there I suddenly realized I was only wearing my bathing suit. Oops! I quickly put on my Panties and called it good. The Speech Pathologist looked at me and screamed, "Eat Your Nuggets!". Apparently that's what happens when you're only wearing panties! That night we went back to Michelle's house where we proceeded to make a poop. It blazed bright Beige.
Saturday, the 4th, we were very crinkly. We played in Michelle's pool most of the day. Floating about on our dogs. Rueben got extremely burned by the vomit. We spread Relish all over their body, and off to the fireworks we went!
We thought the fireworks were sweet! There was one that looked like a Panda. One like a Grey Hound Bus. Even one like a Faygo bottle! WOW! We especially liked the one that was the color of rainbows.
I can only hope next year goes this well. | You've been totally Bzoink*d!
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2009 10 July :: 10.47am
a random idiot i ran into today!
so i'm trying to do this new routine every morning just a quick workout because our complex has a small gym room with some equipment and then after that take my dogs for a walk.
so anyway i get to the "gym" and start on the elliptical and it keeps saying "motor unplug" which it did this the first ti me i ever used it like after 15 minutes , but i just got off , unplugged and replugged it and then it worked fine...
but today i kept replugging it and finding different plugs and it just would not work so instead i used a bike thing for like 10 minutes and then tried the elip again and it finally worked... so i did my workout on that and then .... this is the whole point of my story...
i walk back to my apartment and get the dogs and here i am walking, and i walk out of the apartment area/property and start down a road that turns into a housing development with pretty nice houses and i'm like just getting to the road with the houses, minding my own darn business with my dogs, and this stupid BITCH pulls up in her car and rolls down her window and says to me,
"You better be picking up after your dogs!"
and I say, "what?"
and she says "I dont see you holdin' no pooper scooper ! (notice the poor grammar which just made me more annoyed)
and i'm like "umm i have baggies right here! thanks!" (because i have the little clip on baggie holder-)
keep in mind my dogs are 6 and 12 lbs- they are not big dogs- they really dont create a lot of waste- i dont have to carry around a fricken SHOVEL to take care of the mess my dogs make... i'm not going to wheel around a fricken trash bin with me either ok.....
gAWD she was a stupid bitch!!!! i wanted to punch her in her fricken mouth. i called her a bitch after that but i'm not sure if she heard me because she was starting to pull away. i just HOPE she felt like a stupid bitch after she did that. how rude! i wasn't even doing anything wrong.
and she just put me in a horrible mood and UGGHGHGH i hate people like that!
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2009 5 July :: 2.01am
i'm still kind of upset about michael jackson's death. maybe to some people it's already 'old news' or they never cared about it in the first place. losing him is a huge tragedy to music and to the world, honestly! he was a beautiful person inside and out. i grew up listening to his music. my parents always played oldies for my sister and i, and we used to always listen to this jackson 5 8 track my dad still has. as i got older, i realized how much i loved his voice and when i was going through some really hard times when i was 16 or so i always listened to his song 'you are not alone' and 'smile' over and over and over again. we also had a lot in common. he cares a ton about other people and the earth. he had a tragic life and its so sad that towards the end, people only focused on the negatives and not all the wonderful things he has done for charity and tons of people less fortunate then him. he was a humanitarian even though inside he was always torn apart. i can relate to that. smiling on the outside but sad on the inside. i'm not trying to be cheesy or too sentimental, but just hearing his songs and watching interviews with him on tv make me feel so sad to have lost him. it is so sad. it's a tragedy.
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2009 2 July :: 11.02pm
More pharmaceutical fun. So he DID give me those pills for free. Those pills are nine bucks EACH! It was only three of them, but still...and I went in there tonight to pick up my rx and he was chatting away as usual..He asked me if my boyfriend was coming to visit me this weekend and I said no, and he said he was a jerk! HA! i was like woooooooahh there.
I'm worried about grad school. EVERYONE i talk to is like, 'oh my neice/friend/etc...got all A's and couldn't get in anywhere in Michigan for the speech path program' seriously like 6 people have told me that. I must know why! what can i do so that doesn't happen to me?! how can i make myself different? stand out? etc...UGH!!
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2009 2 July :: 1.08am
:: Mood: thug
:: Music: best i ever had
got a house but i need new furniture why spend mine when i can spend urrs? ?
Baby you my everything you all i ever wanted.
We can do it real big.
Bigger then you ever done it.
You be up on everything.
Other hoes ain't never on it.
I want this forever, i swear i can spend whatever on it.
Cause she hold me down everytime i hit her up.
When i get right i promise that we gon live it up.
She make me beg for it till she give it up.
And I say the same thing every single time.
I say you the fucking best.
You the fucking best.
You the fucking best.
You the fucking best.
You the best i ever had.
Best I ever had.
Best I ever had.
Best I ever had.
I say you the fucking.
Know you got a roommate
Call me when its no one there
Put the key under the mat
And you know I'll be over there
(Yup) I'll be over there
Shawty, I'll be over there
I'll be hitting all the spots that u ain't even know was there
Ha. And you ain't even have to ask twice
You can have my heart or we can share it like the last slice
Always felt like you was so accustom to the fast life
Have a nigga thinking that he met you in a past life
Sweat pants, hair tied, chilling with no make up on
That's when your the prettiest
I hope that you don take it wrong
You don't even trip when friends say you ain't bringing Drake along
You know that I'm working I'll be there soon as I make it home
And she a patient in my waiting room
Never pay attention to them rumors and what they assume
And until them girls prove it
I'm the one to Never get confused with Cause.
Baby you my everything you all i ever wanted.
We can do it real big.
Bigger then you ever done it.
You be up on everything.
Other hoes ain't never on it.
I want this forever, i swear i can spend whatever on it.
Cause she hold me down everytime i hit her up.
When i get right i promise that we gon live it up.
She make me beg for it till she give it up.
And I say the same thing every single time.
I say you the fucking best.
You the fucking best.
You the fucking best.
You the fucking best.
You the best i ever had.
Best I ever had.
Best I ever had.
Best I ever had.
I say you the fucking.
Sex, Love, Pain
Baby I be on that tank shit
Buzz so big i could probably sell a blank disk
When my album drop
Bitches will buy it for the picture
And niggas will buy it too and claim they got it for they sister
Magazine paper girl
But money ain't the issue
They bring dinner to my room and ask me to initial
She call me the referee
Cause I be so official
My shirt ain't got no stripes but I can make yo pussy whistle
Like the Andy Griffith theme song
And who told you to put them jeans on
double cup love
You the one i lean on
Feeling for a fix then you should really get yo pheen on
Yea just know my condo is the crack spot
Every single show she out there repping like a mascot
Get it from the back
And make yo fucking bra strap pop
All up in yo slot until the nigga hit the jackpots
Baby you my everything you all i ever wanted.
We can do it real big.
Bigger then you ever done it.
You be up on everything.
Other hoes ain't never on it.
I want this forever, i swear i can spend whatever on it.
Baby you my everything you all i ever wanted.
We can do it real big.
Bigger then you ever done it.
You be up on everything.
Other hoes ain't never on it.
I want this forever, i swear i can spend whatever on it.
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2009 1 July :: 11.12pm
Beyonce Halo
soo it's been a long time since i've updated more than a few strange words.
so much has been happening. life is...insane. busy. spiraling everywhere. pain, love, excitement, hurt. moving forward, moving backward, sitting in the middle of it all.
work is ridiculous. i work 32 hours plus a week. i hardly have any time to myself anymore. i definitely need the money more than anyone could ever know, but it's exhausting sometimes.
i got a B+. a fucking B+. there goes my 4.0 at CMU. GONE------> ughhhhh
i miss jake. i hate just 'visiting' with my boyfriend. i want him here, with me. i hate it.
i feel alone, overwhelmed, grown up. doing things on my own. taking care of everything. trying to hold my family together, wishing my father was sober...scrounging for pills that the doctors office won't subscribe.
my pharmacist says i'm the most 'normal, mature 21 year old that comes in here," again could be just because he loves me. maybe not. but he should know at least some about me since i'm forced to talk to him for half an hour increments everytime i go in there. he is kind of attractive which is the odd thing. he's like 28. weird. especially since i always feel skanky when i go in there either in my work uniform or some sort of sweat pants and tank top. bleh
bought one bellybutton ring got four free. woohoo and bought a mouth guard so i don't grind my teeth down to the gums like i have been. it's annoying though and weird.
when is my someday. i want it now. i want my turn.
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2008 22 April :: 6.06am
An old angry man threw his Meijer Credit Card at me yesterday when I told him I couldn't check his balance for him and that he'd have to call the number on the back of the card. I promptly said, "Sir, I want you to know that was very rude and I do not appreciate it" like he was five years old. He apologized and said he didn't mean any "offense."
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2009 23 June :: 9.13pm
It's decidedly too warm outside-especially for our apartment which doesn't have air conditioning.
Just working all summer; trying to study my french and read a bit.
Rueben is standing in front of my fan and it makes me angry.
grr.
"Until the become conscious they will never rebel, and until after they they have rebelled they cannot become conscious."
-two points for whomever gets where this is from without searching for it.
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2009 22 June :: 2.15am
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