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2004 3 June :: 3.51 pm
woohoo im aloud to go out tonight!!! i think cuz my mom feels bad for me after the shit that happend yesterday... BUT i wanna chill with heather and dee but i cant get ahold of them!!!!! GRRRRR ..... if i dont get ahold of them ill hang out with my very bored buddy daniel lol
i talked to ryan today.... that wasnt to good.. im pissedoff and need to talk to sean cuz he told ryan i asked him out and he said no when he asked me out and i said no!!! so im a lil pissed off!!! and i cant get ahold of sean cuz he doesnt have his cell anymore... ryan is pissed at me he said i "did him dirty" !! w/e... ill prob. post some of the convo later....
<3micherz<3
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2004 2 June :: 8.05 pm
:: Music: coo coo chee
GRRRRRRRRRRRR
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*Coo coo coo coo coo chee *
*I love being a woman *
*Coo coo coo coo coo chee *
*I wanna be your woman *
*Coo coo chee *
*Ooh too bad can't have none *
*Chicken on the run *
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Definition
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**There are many causes of low platelets. The most common is failure of production of the platelets in the bone marrow, either due to viral infections or certain drugs.
Other causes of persistent low platelets are HIV, malaria, and some diseases such as SLE, and certain other diseases in which problems with the immune system cause the body to make antibodies which destroy its own platelets.
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2004 2 June :: 4.02 pm
If you yelled for 8 years,7 months and 6 days you would have
produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas
is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the
body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(Oh my God...!)
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life I want to be a pig)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it
starves to death.
(Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Do not try this at home .. maybe at work)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is
attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the
male's head off.
("Honey, I'm home. What the....")
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human
jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes...can you imagine??)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What can be so tasty on the bottom of the pond?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life ... quality over
quantity.)
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm........)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than
left-handed people do.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
Elephants are the only animal that cannot jump.
(OK, so that would be a good thing....)
A cat's urine glows under a blacklight.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out.)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that too.)
Polar bears are left-handed.
(Who knew...? Who cares! )
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for
pleasure.
(What about the pig?)
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2004 2 June :: 3.42 pm
A farmer buys several pigs, hoping to breed them for ham, bacon, etc.
After several weeks, he notices that none of the pigs are getting
pregnant, and calls a vet for help.
The vet tells the farmer that he should try artificial insemination. The
farmer doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but, not wanting to
display his ignorance, only asks the vet how he will know when the pigs
are pregnant. The vet tells him that they will stop standing around and
will, instead, lay down and wallow in the mud when they are pregnant.
The farmer hangs up and gives it some thought. He comes to the conclusion
that artificial insemination means he has to impregnate the pigs himself.
So, he loads the pigs into his truck, drives them out into the woods, has
sex with them all, brings them back and goes to bed.
Next morning, he wakes and looks out at the pigs. Seeing that they are all
still standing around, he concludes that the first try didn't take, and
loads them in the truck again. He drives them out to the woods, has sex
with each pig twice for good measure, brings them back and goes to bed.
Next morning, he wakes to find the pigs still just standing around. One
more try, he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up and drive them
out to the woods. He spends all day with them and, upon returning home,
falls listlessly into bed.
The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from the bed to look at the
pigs. He asks his wife to look out and tell him if the pigs are laying in
the mud.
"No," she says, "they're all in the truck and one of them's honking the
horn."
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2004 2 June :: 2.54 pm
:: Mood: crazy
:: Music: coo coo chee
im so bored!!!!
Alex (2:26:14 PM): 4 sho homie
Alex (2:26:19 PM): word
Alex (2:26:24 PM): g dawg
Me (2:26:27 PM): lol
Alex (2:26:36 PM): so ui heard any rumors about me
Me (2:26:42 PM): no
ME (2:26:54 PM): do you think every one goes around talkin about you damn
Me (2:27:09 PM): your not all that AND a bag of chips lol
Alex (2:27:33 PM): u are so gay lol
ME (2:27:47 PM): your just the bag of pretzels
ME (2:27:48 PM): hahahah
ALex (2:28:18 PM): no i am the bonus size at the 7 eleven
ME (2:28:39 PM): the stale ones for 25 cents
Alex (2:33:19 PM): ya lol
Alex (2:33:22 PM): so funny
haha dont ask
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2004 1 June :: 4.22 pm
:: Mood: amused
haha
There was these two people who were at a nude beach. A wasp flew
into the lady's pussey. She screamed and said something just
went into my pussey. The man rushed her to the hospital.
When they got there the doctor, Billy Bob, said that a wasp had
entered her vagina and it was going to be difficult to get it
out. He said that the guy would have to put honey on the end of
his dick to lure the wasp out. The man failed to get horny at a
time like this so the doctor immediately offered to do the job.
The doctor undressed and put the honey on his dick. He went back
and forth and shouted,"Fiesty little sucker aren't you!" He went
faster and harder. The man said,"Excuse me" but all the doctor
said was,"Shh, I'm just getting the hang of it!" The man
shouted,"You fucking moron! What the hell are you doing?!" The
doctor said breaking a sweat,"Change of plans, I decided to
drown the little bastard!"
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2004 1 June :: 4.17 pm
:: Mood: confused
I dont get it...
there once was a woman named diane gave a blow job to a man
other than her husband.she was band from her town. so everyone
would know what she had done they wrote bj all over her cloths
and skin.
when she reached the next town she asked if she could live
there. the mayer said yes, only because he might get a bj from
her and he did.
the next a girl has 69 all over her body and goes to that same
town hoping to be able to live their. the again says yes for
only one reason.
the next day another girl with 3-way all over her body asks if
she could live in the town. the mayor says yes and gets a 3-way.
the mayor gets so used to this that he tells all of his men that
if someone with writing all over their body asks if the can live
here tell them yes only if they will do what the writing on
their body says to him.
two days later the mayor died for an unkown reason. every asked
the
mayors men what had happened. one of the mayors men says " a man
with bf over his body come and....
... i dont get it .. what is bf??
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2004 30 May :: 1.52 pm
:: Mood: guilty
:: Music: haha still got on Them jeans
*im startin the summer off right!!*
wow !!! ok so fri. ryan calls me at like 9 and is drunk off his ass and is like "i really like you alot michelle" and a bunch of shit then hes like ok here talk to ferman and ferman is like michelle you gatta sneak out he really wants to see you.. im like no.. finally get off the phone and at like 11he calls back and is talkin out of his ass tellin me how much he likes me and shit and he says that fermin is drivin cuz hes to drunk...!!! fermin is not old enough to drive and he was drunk to!!! then at 1 fermin calls me and is like"michelle you need to talk to your man hes sayin he loves you " so i talk to him and hes like i love you michelle i really do .. and im just like YOUR DRUNK hes like no even if i wasnt... and i wanted to brake up with him then but i couldnt and then hes like promise me you wont hurt me and im like your drunk shut up hes like no promise please im like YOUR DRUNK!!! and hes like michelle promise me and im like fine!! and then i call up heather and she was gunna brake up with him for me but he didnt answer cuz he was passed out at his house...
sat- WOW I HAD ALOT OF FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! went to heathers at about 5.. every one got there at like 6:30 and we all started to drink.. I HAD MY STRAWBERRIE DAQUERIES!!! yummy!!! and we had captin morgans ... then when sean cj ryan and fermin show up we had vodka and orange juice.... yummy .... ( haha funny thing... every girl there was suposed to have a b/f.... rachaels b/f broke up with her on her way to heathers house and me and jessica wanted to brake up with our b/fs so bad so we told daniel to flirt with us lol...) ok so i was never less then like 6 feet from ryan the whole time i gave sean and cj really big hugs and daniel a kiss on the cheek and was all on daniel lol!! im so mean!! i felt bad!!anyways!!! mario and some boy( i dont know his name but hes the kid with the big dick... lol) show up at heathers and ryan had to go bring his car to the pool .. while he was gone we were all talkin and there all like makeout with him ( the boy) when your b/f gets back lol i was going to but i was like thats way to mean i cant do that and there like you already cheated on him!! so w/e every one shows back up and heather brakes up with michael for jessica and then brakes up with ryan for me lol!! thanks heather!! i fuckin love ya!!! ...anyways i didnt care i had fun!! i like sean and jessica likes jit!! haha!! so were all flirting with them and yush!! michelle kissed sean!! !lol and also got blood from his finger all on the back of my pants lol! so the whole night me and jessica are helpin each other out with the situation... jessica was talkin to sean and she comes over to me and is like hes callin ryan to ask if its ok if he goes out with you.. im like what!!! omg !!! so yuhh sean said he likes me and shit and i was like wait your really really drunk so i cant beleve you right now so he got mad cuz hes like michelle i like you im not that drunk look i can act straight.. HE COULDNT STAND UP ON HIS OWN!! so idk then we went out front and heather pushed him and he trips in the grass so i go to help him up and he pulls me on him!! so im sittin on him and we talkin about the "situation" cuz he was tellin rachael and heather he doesnt wanna fuck up our friendship... that convo didnt work out to well cuz he was drunk and i was like if you tell me this when your not drunk i will believe you... so yuhh thats a long ass story right there... anyways!! i was so drunk that night!! I KISSED HEATHER!! AND RACHAEL!!! WOW IM A PIMP!!! # PEOPLE IN ONE NIGHT!! HAHA ... HEY HEATHER YOUR THE BEST KISSER LOL!!!! yes heather got me to do it !!! haha i was like wow!!! nooo!!! lol... im defenitly not gay!!do you know how many times i lost my camera!! and i still dont have it we keep finding it and i keep forgetting it!!
*haha*
*hey jit can me and jessica borrow your balls!!* I NEED BALLS!!!! *
*danielle doin heathers hair!*
*me and jessica goin on our lil walk*
* theres always drama at heathers partys!!*
*wild monkey sex with all the girls*
*rachaels mom comiing in.... she cant know she was drinking!!!.... robert:"well it doesnt help that thers a whole table of alcohol and the biggest one is empty!!"* haha
( i was to drunk to remember all the insiders)
*rachael falling from punching her own hand*
*our lebo time haha -rachael takes off her pants "touch me jessica"- jessica: ok im done good bye.. and runs out of the room!! lol
*Shake What You Got in Dem Jeans, Girl Grab the Wall & Shake It Like a Dog* lol i think that was like the only song played!! *rj*ONE MORE TIME ONE MORE TIME!!*lol
*rachael and dee had alomost the same thong on!!lol "look look they both un zip!!"*
*nice ass rachael*
haha* mine and heather lil journey!!*
*" i gatta stop smokin!! ( 2 seconds later) michelle give me my black!!"
TODAY
went to heather at like 9 30... i got my camera!!! but haha i just noticed i forgot it at her house!!! her!!!!ok so we all go to the beach .. jupiter beach is so nice!!we hung out there for about an hour and shit and it got to hot so we went to get food.... poor rj was still buzzin from last night so he was feelin sick.. I KNOW HOW THAT FEELS ITS NOT A REAL HANG OVER ITS SO MUCH WORSE I THINK YOU STOMACH HUR?TS SO BAD!! after that we came home ..
*haha*
*me trippin over the table lol--dee*
*im comin over there ... im takin a piss... OK NEVER MIND GO AWAY !!!!* --lol me and dee
*takin our bathing suit bottoms off in the water!! lol OHH SHIT I FORGOT HTE WATER IS CLEAR!!!*- me dee and heather!!!
*WE WANT PENIS!!!* lol -- me heather dee and jess
*everytime jess touched jit he would look at me*
*my back seat buddy* -dee
haha i had so much fun!!
one more week and im not grounded!!! woo hoo!!!!!
<3 heather <3 jessica <3 dee <3 jit <3 Rj <3 joe <3 sean <3 daniel <3 cj <3 rachael <3
i fuckin love you guys lol!!
*theres no such thing of boring when theres alcohol*
<3 micherz <3
single and lovin it
******kissing******
1. it helps you loose weight
2. its better then brushing your teeth
3. it helps provent aging in the face
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2004 29 May :: 4.42 pm
:: Music: usher- Burn
this is how i feel!!!
I don't understand why
See it's burning me to hold onto this
I know this is something I gotta do
But that don't mean I want to
What I'm trying to say is that I-love-you I just
I feel like this is coming to an end
And its better for me to let it go now than hold on and hurt you
I gotta let it burn
It's gonna burn for me to say this
But it's comin from my heart
It's been a long time coming
But we done been fell apart
Really wanna work this out
But I don't think you're gonna change
I do but you don't
Think it's best we go our separate ways
Tell me why I should stay in this relationship
When I'm hurting baby, I ain't happy baby
Plus theres so many other things I gotta deal with
I think that you should let it burn
When your feeling ain't the same and your body don't want to
But you know gotta let it go cuz the party ain't jumpin' like it used to
Even though this might bruise you
Let it burn
Let it burn
Gotta let it burn
Deep down you know it's best for yourself but you
Hate the thought of her being with someone else
But you know that it's over
We know that it's through
Let it burn
Let it burn
Gotta let it burn
Sendin' pages I ain't supposed to
Got somebody here but I want you
Cause the feelin ain't the same find myself
Callin' her your name
Ladies tell me do you understand?
Now all my fellas do you feel my pain?
It's the way I feel
I know I made a mistake
Now it's too late
I know she ain't comin back
What I gotta do now
To get my shorty back
Ooo ooo ooo ooooh
Man I don't know what I'm gonna do
Without my booo
You've been gone for too long
It's been fifty-leven days, um-teen hours
Imma be burnin' till you return (let it burn)
When your feeling ain't the same and your body don't want to
But you know gotta let it go cuz the party ain't jumpin' like it used to
Even though this might bruise you
Let it burn (let it burn, let it burn, you gon'learn)
Let it burn (gotta let it burn)
Gotta let it burn
Deep down you know its best for yourself but you
Hate the thought of her being with someone else
But you know that it's over
We know that it's through
Let it burn
Let it burn
Gotta let it burn
I'm twisted cuz one side of me is tellin' me that I need to move on
On the other side I wanna break down and cry (ooooh)
I'm twisted cuz one side of me is tellin' me that I need to move on
On the other side I wanna break down and cry (yeah)
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh oooh
Ooh ooh oooh (can ya feel me burnin'?)
Ooh ooh ooh oooh ooh oooh
So many days, so many hours
I'm still burnin' till you return
When your feeling ain't the same and your body don't want to
But you know gotta let it go cuz the party ain't jumpin' like it used to
Even though this might bruise you
Let it burn
Let it burn
Gotta let it burn
Deep down you know it's best for yourself but you
Hate the thought of her being with someone else
But you know that it's over
We know that it's through
Let it burn
Let it burn
Gotta let it burn
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2004 28 May :: 9.05 pm
Your: Wondering eyes. Your not quite focused and
your quite the day dreamer. Your a bit odd and
as many say "Your head is in the
clouds."
What type of eyes do you have?
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You're addicted to.....
Alcohol!
Mmmmmmm, Mmmmmm, Bitch! I like you, alcohol is one
of the better things to be addicted to. The
only bad part is it makes you feel like doing
nothing and the next morning you get a terrible
hangover.
What are you addicted to? (pics!)
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Reincarnation: You are nice enough to go to heaven,
but Earth won't be as fun without you. So you
shall come back as someone or something else.
As a real optimist and lighthearted person, you
always see the good in things. People probably
respect you for your wonderful personality and
love for life. People like you make the world a
happier place (please rate my quiz)
**Where will you go when you die?**(now with pics)
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2004 28 May :: 7.06 pm
see zach pigs do fly!
<3
<3 micherz <3
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| M | Misunderstood | | I | Intense | | C | Cuddly | | H | Hot | | E | Elitist | | L | Little | | L | Luscious | | E | Easy |
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2004 27 May :: 6.32 pm
:: Mood: sore
:: Music: meant to live
GRRR
i went to the doctors today... that shit sucked balls... he twisted my knee every witch was and it hurts like a bitch ... hes like "does this hurt" im like YES hes like "what about this" "YESSSS" "hows this feel?" THAT HURTS!!!!" fuckin ass hole ... by the time he was done i couldnt walk.. i was limping really bad and i couldnt bend my knee.. then YIPPY!! i got to have them take my fuckin blood again.. so i couldnt bend my right knee and it hurt really bad and then i couldnt feel my left arm... im so overthem taking my fuckin blood all the time just so they can make me take it 5 more times within 2weeks so i lose alot of blood and the last one turn out ok so they dont do anything... are they dumb !!! they just keep takin it till it comes out ok... dumb ass!! w/e
lol...
1 MORE DAY OF SCHOOL!!!!!!! WOOHOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<3 MICHERZ <3
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2004 27 May :: 5.36 pm
:: Music: all down hill from here
im fuckin over it
im over all this shit
everyone can suck my fuckin nuts for all i care
it seems like everyone is using me or bitchin about every thing or everyone is fighting with me or other people
im my moms personal slave
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2004 26 May :: 4.25 pm
:: Mood: angry
WTF
yeah out of nowhere i get this............
RYAN (4:21:35 PM): your fuckin mean
Ryan signed off at 4:21:41 PM.
i dont know if it was him or randy.... cuz randy was on his s/n for a lil bit....
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