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2005 10 July :: 5.45 pm
does anyone go to grcc and want like. a week of free parking tokens? i found some while I was cleaning out my car. i'll mail em to ya.
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2005 3 June :: 10.15 am
getting drunk with my boyfriends mom
not what I thought would happen on this vacation
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2005 27 May :: 6.49 am
moving...again...tomorrow...
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2005 23 May :: 9.18 pm
You Know You're From a Small Town When...
The "road hog" in front of you on Main Street is a farmer's combine.
Third Street is on the edge of town.
You leave your jacket on the back of the chair in the cafe, and when you go back the next day, it's still there, on the same chair.
You don't signal turns because everyone knows where you're going, anyway.
No social events can be scheduled when the school gym floor is being varnished.
You call a wrong number and they supply you with the correct one.
Everyone knows all the news before it's published; they just read the hometown paper to see whether the publisher got it right.
There's no place to go that you shouldn't.
A "Night on the Town" takes only 11 minutes.
Running from the cops consists of hiding in the cornfield.
You have to name six surrounding towns to explain to people where you're from.
You have to drive five miles out in the country to smoke a cigarette.
There is no point in high-school reunions because everyone knows what everyone else is doing anyway.
Driving cars up and down the main drag is a universal high school experience.
You can name everyone you graduated with.
You know what 4-H is.
You ever went to parties at a pasture, barn, or in the middle of a dirt road.
You said the 'f' word and your parents knew within the hour.
You schedule parties around the schedule of different police officers, since you know which ones would bust you and which ones wouldn't - same goes with the game warden.
You ever went cow-tipping or snipe hunting.
School gets canceled for state sporting events.
You could never buy cigarettes because all the store clerks knew how old you were and if you were old enough, they would still tell your folks.
When you did find someone old enough and brave enough to buy cigarettes, you still had to go out to the country and drive back roads to smoke them.
You were ever in the Homecoming parade.
You have ever gone home for Homecoming.
It was cool to date someone from the neighboring town.
You had senior skip day.
The whole school went to the same party after graduation.
You don't give directions by street names or references (turn by Nelson's house, go two blocks to the Anderson's turn left and it's four houses left of the football field).
The golf course had only 9 holes
You can't help but date a friend's ex-girlfriend.
Your car stays filthy because of the dirt roads, and you will never own a dark vehicle for this reason.
The town next to you is considered "trashy" or "snooty" but is actually just like your town.
Getting paid minimum wage is considered a great job.
You refer to anyone with a house newer than 1980 as "rich" people.
Anyone you want can be found at either the Dairy Queen or the feed store.
You see at least one friend a week driving a tractor through town.
Football coaches suggest that you haul hay for the summer to get stronger.
Directions are given using "the" stop light as a reference
Weekend excitement involves a trip to the grocery store.
You decide to walk somewhere for exercise and 5 people pull over and ask if you need a ride.
Your teachers call you by your older siblings names.
Your teachers remember when they taught your parents.
The closest McDonald's is 45 miles away.
So is the closest mall.
It is normal to see an old man riding through town on a riding lawn mower.
Everyone who played sports had to play on every type of team, or there wouldn't be enough people to have a team.
Being able to hit a road sign with a beer bottle while driving down the highway is considered a necessary skill.
A cool vehicle had big tires or a bad-ass stereo.
You can remember when your town finally got cable.
Driving to the party on a four wheeler is quite normal.
You thought the 30-year-old guy that still was at all the parties was cool.
The town population increases by one-third when the universities go on break.
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from a small town.
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2005 16 May :: 6.14 am
i start my new job in an hour.
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2005 13 May :: 7.17 pm
you know what's really funny?
walking around naked in your house on a warm summer day only to realize that there are multitudes of young children outside your (open) window.
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2005 5 May :: 11.36 am
Anyone know anyone who needs to rent an apartment in Kalamazoo? Mine is up for rent NOW, and I need someone in here asap. Let me know...reply here.
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2005 30 April :: 11.37 am
got the job.
it's full time this summer at like $16/hr.
i think it's time for a new car??? :)
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2005 27 April :: 9.57 pm
actual grades:
bus 370- A
soc 422- A
mgmt 352- B
soc 283- B
mgmt 350- BA
also got a call from denso with an offer. unfortunately I have yet to speak with anyone there, so i dont know what the offer is. hopefully it is what i want.
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2005 21 April :: 11.07 pm
I MUST KNOW:
THE IPOD SHUFFLE SONG
what is it? who is it?
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2005 20 April :: 8.46 am
i just had an interview at denso mfg
hopefully it went well.
hope
hope
hope
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2005 14 April :: 11.38 pm
anticipated grades
bus 370- A
soc 422- BA
mgmt 352- BA
soc 283- B
mgmt 350- BA
bitchin.
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2005 6 April :: 12.12 pm
:: Mood: lethargic
oh my goodness i love Paul :) he's my favorite person ever ever ever. yay he makes me so happy.
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2005 12 March :: 11.22 pm
I almost hate to do this, but....
Facebook me, bitches!
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2005 4 March :: 7.34 am
If anyone has any information on who was setting off bombs in front of my apartment the night before last, I would appreciate if you'd let me know.
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2005 14 February :: 8.43 am
paul said something really cute the other day...
he said "i love that you're a little bit punk".
everytime i say it in my head it makes me laugh a little harder. he's such a preppie, how did i ever end up with him? :)
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2005 8 February :: 8.26 am
haha....i quit the bank. thought i would join the ranks of unemployed....but I was offered another job about 45 minutes before i quit. haha.
so now i work for remax of kalamazoo, bitches.
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2005 5 February :: 3.52 pm
ok i lied. i hate the bank so so so much and i need a new job. any suggestions?
i think i'm quitting monday regardless of other opportunities.
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2005 4 February :: 9.59 pm
**~Long Survey~** (w/ good grammar and decent, unique questions) | Created by donttalktome and taken 6623 times on bzoink! | | The Basics and Some Personals | | Name: | Stefanie | | Age: | 20 | | Shoe Size: | 8 1/2 | | Height: | 5'4 | | Weight: | 120 (being in love has made me a porker) | | Pants Size: | an old navy 4 | | Shirt Size: | S/M | | Innie or Outie? | innie | | Love Questions | | Are you in Love? | yes sir | | Are you single or taken? | taken | | If single, for how long? | | | If taken, for how long? | one year and one month | | If taken, by whom? | paul douglas burton | | Do you like guys or girls? | a little bit of this and that....or men in women's clothing.... | | What do you think about Sporty guys? | eh | | Smart? | a positive | | Dorky? | my favorite | | Popular? | popularity kindof dies by this time in life | | Your Favorites | | Kind of Food: | probably italian, but paul has me hooked on mexican | | Color: | green and purple | | Song: | modest mouse- styrofoam boots | | Band: | modest mouse | | Singer: | today i say garth brooks | | CD: | that is an impossible question | | Kind of Music: | mellow rock...folk rock...and country....there i said it...country. | | Animal: | kitties | | Place to be? | home in bed | | Vacation spot: | Oregon | | Actor: | steve buschemi ;) | | Actress: | catherine zeta-jones | | Comedian: | i am becoming a dave chappelle fan | | Soap Opera: | desperate housewives | | Day Time Talk Show: | ..... | | Game Show: | distraction has been funny lately | | All Around Favorite Show: | south park i think | | Drink: | coke or sex on the beach. | | Restaurant: | qdoba | | Number: | 26 | | Letter: | B? | | Word: | periphescence | | Your Short Opinion on.. | | George W. Bush: | i cant give a short opinion on this man. i hate his guts and everything he stands for and it honestly depresses me so much when i think he wont be out of office until i'm 24. | | Gay Marriage: | why does anyone else care if gay people get married? it makes more sense to let them get married than to support domestic benefits, and marraige as an institution is a joke. | | Rocketing Gas Prices: | it happens. i remember them being higher, i'm just going to get a hybrid car. | | Minimum Wage ($6.75): | where the hell do you live that it's 6.75? jesus. although min wage doesnt affect me very much, it might be good if they raised it A LITTLE. like, 5.50 or so. | | Drunk Driving: | oh jeez, i just love it. every weekend, ya know? | | Legal Driving Age: | umm...again, not really a hot button issue for me. | | Anorexia: | fabulous! | | Mary-Kate and Anorexia: | i think it would be fun to have a "food monitor". | | Lindsay Lohan (18) and her 23-year-old boyfriend: | called it quits, DUH! she's hot. | | Young Marriages: | whats your def of young? i dont care. | | Young Parents: | not preferred i guess. | | Pregnency without a Marriage: | again, not preferred but what happens, happens. | | Telemarketers: | i dont get them anymore. i might quit my job just because i hate being one. | | Pop Quizzes: | every quiz is pop for me because i keep forgetting when they are. so bleh. | | This Survey: | its ok. havent done one in a while. | | Label Your Friends! | | Loudest: | izzy | | Quietest: | rossie | | Nicest: | nicki | | Person who doesn't think before they speak: | ? | | Outspoken: | eric! | | Annoying: | none. annoying people piss me off. | | Popular or has best chance of becoming popular: | once again, popularity really doesnt have a definition for me anymore. | | Best Dressed: | mike | | Worst Dressed: | ? | | Sweetest: | kristin | | Giving: | paul | | Selfish: | ? | | Ungrateful: | ? | | Social Butterfly: | izzy? | | Will be crowned Most Likely to Succeed by their class: | ? | | This or That | | Soda/Punch | soda | | Sour/Sweet | sweet | | Summer/Winter | summer | | Christmas/Thanksgiving | xmas | | Easy/Challenging | easy | | Light/Dark | dark | | Sun/Moon | sun | | TV/Movies | tv | | Out with Friends/Out with Family | friends | | Cat/Dog | kitties | | Penguin/Dolphin | penguin | | Book/Magazine | magazine | | Last Questions about the Survey | | Did you like the survey? | it was ok | | Would you reccomend it to a friend? | sure | | Where will you put your results? | woohu | | Thanks for coming... | ok. | Create a Survey | Search Surveys | Go to bzoink! |
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2005 30 January :: 5.34 pm
gah.
i want that too.
life is moving far too slowly.
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2005 27 January :: 8.35 am
so does anyone know what happens when you send in your state taxes and kindof "forget" to put the W-2's in the envelope?
sometimes i amaze myself.
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2005 22 January :: 6.40 pm
rraaaaaaaaawwr.
i need to breathe.
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