yeah i'm crazy but i get the job done.

:: 2009 30 September :: 10.14pm

I'm the king of brownie sundaes!

:: 2009 30 September :: 10.12pm

Ooo pretty.

:: 2009 19 September :: 10.10pm

Cutie!

:: 2009 14 September :: 10.56pm

Just watched the VMA�s. I dislike Kanye even more than I did before. Three good performances: Taylor Swift, Lady Gaga, and Pink. I really liked Pink�s performance, if only for the hot guy with her. I�m liking Beyonce more now, that was nice reintroduction for Taylor Swift.

I�m also really looking forward to New Moon. I got all caught up on the Sookie Stackhouse series, so I re-read the Twilight series. I�m amazed at how a poor author (Charlaine Harris) can keep me interested. I remember reading the Twilight series and thinking Stephenie Meyer needed a better editor. Now after the second reading I can appreciate how much better that series is. HBO has done a great job turning Harris� books into a TV show.

3 feet on the ground. | Go ahead, you can laugh all you want.

:: 2009 12 September :: 10.00pm

I just got a notice in the mail that I�m being evicted in 5 days. :-(

So this is what I get for paying rent on time every month for three years? Jackasses.

1 feet on the ground | Go ahead, you can laugh all you want.

:: 2009 10 September :: 10.39pm

does anyone know why when i connect to my home network on my blackberry- it says i'm connected and everything but my browser wont let me open any pages?

4 feet on the ground. | Go ahead, you can laugh all you want.

:: 2009 10 September :: 5.08pm

#763239

#753642

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:: 2009 9 September :: 9.06pm

Did you throw up?

I tried, but I guess I don�t have a gag reflex.

One day, when you�re older, that�ll turn out to be a gift.

taoman1121

:: 2009 29 August :: 1.43pm

Flight of the Conchords
Dave: "So you're just gonna elope. Just leave the city and leave the band?"

Jermaine: "Yeah. I'm going to New Jersey."

Dave: "Wow. New Jersey, huh? I'd love to go there, but I got a lot of shit going on in the States right now."

Jermaine: "Bye, Dave."

Dave: "Don't drink the water!"

:: 2009 27 August :: 5.11pm

Mmmm whatcha say,
Mmm that you only meant well?
well of course you did
Mmmm whatcha say,
Mmmm that it's all for the best?
of course it is
Mmmm whatcha say?
Mmmm that it's just what we need
you decided this
whatcha say?
Mmmm what did she say?

outsyder18

:: 2009 25 August :: 11.47pm

Best Text Messages
(971): I have two black x marks on my hands.
(503): Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
(971): damnit I wish I could remember that.

(330): I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome

(508): awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
(1-508): you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.

(724): also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.

(714): we're chasing vodka with high fives

(559): Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.

(310): i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."

(704): We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
(919): If you're joking I'm going to be sad

(541): my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests

(404): What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?

(303): We took shots in honor of Shark Week.

Upchuck

:: 2009 25 August :: 10.20pm

There�s no earthly way of knowing
How much Obama�s spending
There�s no knowing which industry we are owning
Or how big the deficit is growing
Is it crashing?
Is it smashing?
Is the economy a slowing?
Ahh! Very little hope is showing
Of a market that must get going
So the danger must be growing
�Cause Wall Street is bowing
YES! The danger must be growing
Because the government keeps on spending
And they�re certainly not showing
Any signs that they are slowing
Because the Red Ink keeps a growing

This has gone far enough
STOP THE BOAT!

I tries posting this on FB, but it just wasn't working.

Ahhh! I want a golden ticket. Me and Obama can ride in a glass ICBM for him to tell me he's giving it all to me. "All to you Charlie. I need a child because the adults would just ruin it all."

Wow, I'm drawing some realistic parallels.

Don't mind my satire. I just don't like all my taxes for the next fifty years foing for needless debt service.

1 feet on the ground | Go ahead, you can laugh all you want.

:: 2009 24 August :: 8.14pm

E-mail to the Toyota corporation:

I attempted to purchase a car today. I first called Markquart Scion (my local dealer) and was appalled by the attitude of the saleswoman I spoke with. After a very unsuccessful phone call, I called Inner Grove Scion. I spoke with a very helpful woman named Bridget. While her dealership did not have the vehicle I wanted in stock, she did check area dealerships and found one that did. She gave me the contact information for Tom Kennedy at another dealership (I can�t remember the dealer�s name). I left a message with him at ten o�clock this morning and as of 8 o�clock this evening I have yet to receive a call back.

I am very disappointed because today was the last day for �Cash for Clunkers�, and I am now unable to take advantage of this program. I am amazed that I received acceptable service at only one of the three Scion dealerships that I called. If this is what I can expect from the shopping experience from Scion/Toyota/Lexus, I can safely say that my money will be spent elsewhere. I will also be sure to share today�s experience with my friends and family.

outsyder18

:: 2009 20 August :: 6.43pm

2 feet on the ground. | Go ahead, you can laugh all you want.

2 feet on the ground. | Go ahead, you can laugh all you want.

:: 2010 19 August :: 5.08pm

i hate when people talk about their BLACK friends or their BLACK boyfriend loudly and often like... trying to prove that they have friends of another race or something... there's this girl that is constantly talking about her BLACk boyfriend and showing his picture and saying how she doesn't care what color people are ... "you could be purple. as long as you're cool"

that's nice and everything but i dont know it bothers me when people talk about it like they are trying to prove a point or something.

annoying.

:: 2009 19 August :: 1.36am

Which Lady Gaga song are you?

Based on your score:
LoveGame. You know that being you�re fully committed to your quest for fame doesn�t mean you can�t take a detour here and there to find the perfect disco stick to ride. Your ass has been squeezed by sexy cupid, so your mission to take over the world one sequin at a time unashamedly includes healthy doses of both glamour and heavy touching.

:: 2009 13 August :: 11.58pm

i wish i had longer legs and perfect skin and

money.

shitty shit. theres so much more to say but it doesn't even matter.

3 feet on the ground. | Go ahead, you can laugh all you want.

outsyder18

:: 2009 12 August :: 11.25pm

DONT YOU KNOW!

:: 2009 11 August :: 3.42am

What are you in for?

Sodomy with a tree.

:: 2009 8 August :: 12.36am

oh and i'm considering buying a spray tanning machine for like 200-300 bucks and like offering spray tanning services ...somehow... someway... i'm not really sure how it would work but it just seems like a good idea.................

i dont know.

because think about it, if i have a tanning package- that is bed tanning.. it costs me at least 40 bucks a month which works out to....woo! $480... yeah. thats a shit load.

now if i had a spray tanning package it would be even more.. let's say 60 bucks a month... $720..

now the machine is a one time fee. and as soon as i figure out how much the solution costs i can do some more math. but i know it would at least SAVE me money in the long run because i am never going to be okay with being naturally pale. i can't do it. i just feel icky.

and then i could like somehow do spray tan parties or schedule appointments i dunoooooooo maybe i could work something out with people that do purse parties or whats it called... pure romance. thats it. i could like do spray tans there

i dont fricken know i'm just thinking theres a good idea somewhere in there with all this bed tanning scares about arsenic and shit.

roman thinks i should start my own business i just dont know.

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

what do you think about a business that gives you a paycheck and when you go to cash it there are no funds in their account??? do you think that's shitty? i do.

thats why i fricken call them out on it and then they act like its no big deal so i get pissed. whatev........

2 feet on the ground. | Go ahead, you can laugh all you want.

:: 2009 8 August :: 12.32am

i nevvvvvvvvverrrrrrrrr used to have a problem falling asleep. now it seems like i never can. i hope this is just a short phase because i love my sleep.

i just think it's really weird how different everyone is from each other. like i think it's weird i have friends that like, live with their parents whereas i am married and cooked a new mexican/noodle casserole thing for my HUSBAND tonight and like.... that was exciting.

it's strange how different everyone's lives are.

now if my job situation, money situation, and house situation could catch up maturity wise to the rest of my life... that'd be great.

someday.....

ps. jessie kae i love you and i hope everything is getting better. call me when you are able.

1 feet on the ground | Go ahead, you can laugh all you want.

:: 2009 7 August :: 1.17pm

does anyone know of anywhere hiring?

:: 2009 5 August :: 7.10pm

You dance like an epileptic on meth.

2 feet on the ground. | Go ahead, you can laugh all you want.

:: 2009 3 August :: 4.21pm

oh my gosh so you know how i said i felt guilty for not buying that thing from the lady from khazacstan?

now i am looking at local news and i read this:

28th St. hit-run victim
from Kazakhstan
Suspect lodged in jail
Updated: Monday, 03 Aug 2009, 4:17 PM EDT
Published : Sunday, 02 Aug 2009, 11:35 AM EDT

WYOMING, Mich. (WOOD) - A pedestrian who was killed just after midnight Sunday morning was a Kazakhstan native.

The accident happened on 28th Street, just west of Byron Center Avenue.

The woman who died was a 23-year-old from Kazakhstan . She was in the United States with other foreign nationals, and, according to the Wyoming Police Department, was selling items to area gas stations and convenience stores to raise money for a religious group.

A suspect in the hit-and-run was identified and arrested. That suspect is now in the Kent County jail, and the prosecutor is reviewing the case to determine any potential charges.

Police officials are working with the Kazakhstan Consulate to notify the woman's family.
______________________________________________

super. that is awful. i'm 99.9% sure that is the same lady. if not then i know she is from the same group. thats so awful.

:: 2009 2 August :: 10.54pm

Quote of the day:

It is better to be beautiful than to be good,
but it is better to be good than to be ugly.

-- Oscar Wilde