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2009 17 June :: 11.57pm
Never before have I seen a giant donut costume with a huge cock and balls.
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2009 16 June :: 1.17am
I love every bone in your body, especially mine.
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2009 16 June :: 12.45am
Go ahead, clap. Mediocrity deserves applause. Why don’t we go find a ford Focus and clap around it?
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2009 15 June :: 11.13am
:: Music: None, listening to NPR
Beautiful Day
So after all the stress of life, and the disappointment of still having to go to a job that I dread, I took a walk this morning.
Sure the economy is horrible. Sure my life could be put together a little bit better. And sure, it would be great to get absolutely zero responses after sending out resumes for more than two months. But nothing can take how beautiful it is today.
I decided to take a walk this morning. The other day, I think it was on GMA, I heard a lady say to try to get your activity in for about an hour in the morning, then eat breakfast. Seemed okay to me. Since when I have nothing to do on a given day, I do have problems getting going (damn those West Wing re-runs on Bravo), I went for a walk.
The plan was to just walk around the block. Since I live in the city, this shouldn't be that difficult right? Well, my block is huge and I know it. Right down the street is a ravine, and I am not sure where it goes. In my younger days I would have just ploughed through the ravine. However, I am not as young as I used to be and its not like I am back out in the woods in Cedar Springs. I still am in the city. So I took to the streets. I made left hand turns where I could. However, at the end of Carlton, I found a sidewalk the kept going where the road ended. Curiousity got the best of me. I planned on only being gone for about 40 minutes.
I followed the sidewalk and it came out right on Diamond I think. Right at Huff Park. Well, the park looked inviting, a genuine nature walk. So I entered the park, ended up on a boardwalk through a marsh. It was great. Fortunately, it was cool enough this morning to keep the mosquitos away. I saw a few squirrels and rabbits. I came across a duck and her babies. I also saw a small doe who was bedded down right off the trail. She just watched me and never ran off.
I enjoyed letting curiosity take over. It was great. I guess it was my way of allowing myself to be me for awhile. Don't plan, don't think about it, just do it.
Anyway, after such a nice walk, I came to the self-realization of reality. No matter how bad the economy is, no matter how many mistakes all of the corporate executives have made, no matter how corrupt our government, no matter how violent the world is, we still have the beautiful day. And that is a great reason to celebrate.
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2009 11 June :: 11.06pm
The vet is coming to our house tomorrow. 7AM. :-(
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2009 9 June :: 10.10pm
Be prepared for random and wandering thoughts.
So, I was driving home tonight thinking about music, and this entry. I was thinking death metal would be good for my mood, but as I was selecting I realized something much softer and friendlier would be much better. Then the thought continued that death metal would not be a good choice of words.
Tonight, we decided to put Callaway down, to sleep, what is the best choice of words for that? Made me a lot sadder than I have been in a long time. As I took her out for the last walk of the night, my eyes started watering. I decided I needed to think of something completely different to get my mind off it and to clear up my eyes. Guess what subject I picked, porn.
So we need to call the vet and schedule the time. I need to decide if I want to be there when it happens. This would be so much easier if her mind were gone. To see her so alert and happy, but realize that her body can no longer cope is just so sad.
It is hard to drive and blow your nose at the same time. I settled on resting my forearms on the steering wheel and leaning into my hands.
For those wondering, I settled on the latter half of the soundtrack to Twilight. And no, I did not proofread this entry.
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2009 4 June :: 10.32pm
The Experian saga continues. I hate that fucking company. How can they be so fucking stupid? Why does anyone trust the information they collect? Why does this shit happen to me? How can I default on loans before I'm born? How can I have multiple social security numbers? The number of problems goes on, and on, and on...
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2009 4 June :: 9.16pm
My address is:
388 Red Cedar St. #104
Capital One thinks it is:
308 Bread Sitters St #104
The letters actually made it to me.
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2009 1 June :: 6.19pm
sooo... i need a new job. can anyone help?
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2009 30 May :: 9.53pm
people are fucking pissing me off. i am being fucking taken advantage of and can't say anyting because i dont have a backbone and am so stressed everyday there that i am brought to tears because i know she is taking advantage of me. sucks ass. people are stupid..
its shitty.
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2009 29 May :: 6.01pm
Hung looks like a good TV show. Too bad it's on HBO.
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2009 29 May :: 9.02am
So they're all fucking each other, right? All of a sudden the kid can't take it, diarrhea starts squirting out of his ass.
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2009 28 May :: 9.33pm
And now we're going to do what daddy always does. Suck cock for coke.
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2009 28 May :: 2.45pm
If you want to get people's attention, you either need to get more aggressive or more attractive.
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2009 28 May :: 12.55pm
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mind your own fucking business bitch!
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2009 27 May :: 12.08am
I'm loving Mental so far. Only minutes in and there are already naked guys (one hot).
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2009 22 May :: 3.37am
New favorite TV show: Glee. Watch it!
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2009 20 May :: 11.37am
"You know, this is the type of person who 12,000 years ago would venture outside the cave, try to pet a cuddly looking sabretooth tiger and then get mauled into a thousand bits and pieces. She wouldn't get the chance to procreate and her useless, stupid genes would be eliminated from human kind. Not today. In 2009, survival of the fittest has been replaced by a first-degree misdemeanor charge of child endangering, a minor misdemeanor for unlawfully restraining a child, and a consequent six-month jail maximum. "
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2009 18 May :: 11.19pm
Citicard can suck my cock.
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2009 18 May :: 6.13pm
For the first time in my life I can't sleep. This never happens. Like, you don't understand- I normally can sleep WHENEVER , wherever for how ever long I wish. Like when I'm bored, I just sleep sometimes. I have never hjad this problem but for some reason I am sooo tired but I can not sleep. I got about an hour last nite and trying to nap since I left work and I can't. On top of it all, I am really sick and feel like total crap so I really need the sleep. Ugh this really sucks and I look like a zombie. Wtf?
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2009 11 May :: 8.31am
So, someone just woke me up by knocking on my door. It was a little old lady, she was asking where she is supposed to go for jury duty. Grr.
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2009 10 May :: 10.55pm
It must have been an engineer that designed the human body. Who else would put a waste processing plant next to a recreation area?
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