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2007 6 June :: 11.16pm
:: Mood: anxious
:: Music: Jewel - Near You Always
I want
I want
I want
I want
to do what I want.
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2007 6 June :: 10.19pm
i know its bad but i am skipping my homework tonight. i am just so overwhelmed and i can't take it anymore. all i want to do is sit around and relax and dream about my wedding.
and my baby is home so that is it. love.
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2007 5 June :: 10.19pm
Just watched the season premier of Kathy Griffin’s My Life on the D-List. Fucking fabulous!
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2007 5 June :: 8.43pm
Dude, that penis is sweet!
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2007 1 June :: 12.47pm
How many shots in a fifth? Chug, chug, chug, that many.
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2007 1 June :: 11.22am
Weekly Grocery Lists for Ennis Del Mar and Jack Twist--Summer, 1962
WEEK ONE
Beans
Bacon
Coffee
Whiskey
WEEK TWO
Beans
Ham
Coffee
Whiskey
WEEK THREE
Beans
Bacon
Coffee
Whiskey
K-Y Jelly
WEEK FOUR
Beans
Pancetta
Coffee--espresso grind please
Whiskey
2 tubes K-Y Jelly
WEEK FIVE
Some nice fresh Fava beans
Jasmine rice
Prosciutto--about 8 ounces, thinly sliced
Medallions of veal--a pound at least
Porcini Mushrooms
A half pint of heavy whipping cream
One Cub Scout uniform--size 42 long
Five or six bottles of a good chardonnay
One large bottle Astro-glide
WEEK SIX
Yukon Gold potatoes
Heavy whipping cream
Asparagus (only the freshest and thinnest spears, please)
Eggs
Lemons
Gruyere cheese (aged, please)
Walnuts
Arugula
Butter
Olive oil
Balsamic vinegar
Six yards white silk organdy
Six yards pale ivory taffeta
At least a case of Chardonnay
One large tin Crisco
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2007 31 May :: 10.05pm
i don't understand how anyone can survive without air conditioning.
our air conditioning is still broken even though it was supposed to be fixed today. they couldn't fix it.
i am seriously going to die. i know it sounds pathetic. but i'm really going to die. i'm suprised i'm not already dead. i have never been so sick in my life. tuesday at 2 in the morning i puked like every hour until 9 . seriously i threw up everything in me. i was so dehydrated but whenever i drank water i would just throw it up. i wanted to die so bad.
it's a long story but i took too much cold medicine i'm pretty sure. i just layed in the bathroom and hugged the toilet the whole night and all day tuesday. omg i just wanted to die.
that's it.
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2007 31 May :: 5.17pm
Hmm, alcoholism as a superpower…
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2007 25 May :: 8.13pm
:: Music: Asia: Heat of the Moment
Juggernaut Ball Bearings
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2007 25 May :: 1.11pm
It's a bad sign when the people at the Chevrolet dealership know you by name and have your service folder hanging on the wall.
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2007 23 May :: 9.56pm
seriously, i dont even like american idol that much. i just have a strange curiousity about who is going to win. i just have to know. and god i swear these random songs and random performers are getting so damn annoying i cna't watch for much longer.
they ARE deciding tonight, aren't they?
god they better be.
5 more minutes and this show is ending.
they're deciding tonight right. please dont tell me i watched this whole thing for no reason. just tell me who fricken won.
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lots of crap going on in my life i just dont feel like typing. i hate children.
that's totally not true but i just kinda feel like that.
and yet again i am getting sick. why? becausei work around snot nosed kids all day. and i swear to god i got sick from the one kid i cannot STAND because i had to keep wiping the oozing green snot from his fat little nose.
fucker.
g'night.
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2007 23 May :: 7.48pm
A thousand miles seems pretty far
But they've got planes and trains and cars
I'd walk to you if I had no other way
Our friends would all make fun of us
and we'll just laugh along because we know
That none of them have felt this way
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2007 22 May :: 6.43am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yz5T1EEo8ws&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fjoemygod%2Eblogspot%2Ecom%2F
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2007 22 May :: 6.42am
From another's journal:
Saturday night I found myself chatting with a guy from Nottingham and a guy from Sydney, when naturally the conversation turned to American imperialism. I jokingly asked a friend nearby, "Quick, name five famous Australians." He hesitated and I added, "Besides Kylie." He said, "Oh, shoot. Um...there's her sister, Danni. Oh, and Nicole Kidman and Russell Crowe." I said, "Don't forget Crocodile Dundee." Who actually isn't a person. And that's where we got stuck. I couldn't even come up with John Howard, the Prime Minister. The English guy said, "And who's from Nottingham?" My eyes lit up, but he jumped in, "Besides Robin Hood." Damn.
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2007 21 May :: 7.30pm
:: Music: Stars
BOTB XIII
40) Bob Dylan - Thunder on the Mountain
39) Corinne Bailey Rae - Like A Star
38) Queens of the Stone Age - I Wanna Make It With Chu
37) Nellie McKay - We Had It Right
36) The Be Good Tanyas - The Littlest Birds
35) Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds - Rock of Gibraltar
34) Grandaddy - Elevate Myself
33) Eels - Losing Streak
32) Smoosh - Find a Way
31) Scissor Sisters - I Don't Feel Like Dancin'
30) Evanescence - Call Me When You're Sober
29) Teddybears f/ Iggy Pop - Punkrocker
28) Jenny Lewis & The Watson Twins - Handle with Care
27) Regina Spektor - Better
26) Badly Drawn Boy - Nothing's Gonna Change Your Mind
25) TV on the Radio - A Method
24) Modest Mouse - Spitting Venom
23) Arcade Fire - No Cars Go
22) The Killers - When You Were Young
21) Pearl Jam - Love Reign O'er Me
20) Stars - Set Yourself on Fire
19) Death Cab for Cutie - Crooked Teeth
18) All Too Much - More Than a Friend
17) Nellie McKay - Beecharmer
16) Snow Patrol - Set Fire to the Third Bar
15) Red Hot Chili Peppers - Snow ((Hey Oh))
14) Modest Mouse - Steam Engenius
13) Mama Cass - Make Your Own Kind of Music
12) Melissa Etheridge - I Need To Wake Up
11) Mychael Danna & DeVotcha - The Winner Is
10) Jarvis Cocker - Running the World
9) Foo Fighters - Skin and Bones
8) The Mountain Goats - Cotton
7) Bright Eyes - Four Winds
6) Jenny Lewis & The Watson Twins - Rise Up with Fists!!!
5) The Fratellis - Flathead
4) Regina Spektor - On the Radio
3) Dixie Chicks - Not Ready to Make Nice
2) Arcade Fire - Intervention
1) Modest Mouse - Dashboard
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2007 21 May :: 7.02pm
oh my god i am in tears and seriously i'm going to kill myself. today and ysterday i have had the worst headache in the worldmaking mesick to my stomach with pain and omg so apparantely i get migraines now. i am seriously gonna drill a hole in my brain . this hasn't happened since i worked at beaners so it has been quite a while but then last night it happened and then today at work. right before i get the headache i can't see out of one of my eyes. it is all blurry as if i had been looking at the sun or had a flash from a camera in my eye. but it's not just in one spot it is over most of the eye. it makes me have blurry and double vision. seriously everytime i looked at a kid they had two faces. omg and then i had to wrok in the baby room so that was a little better. a little quieter except when they were crying.
and then itgot really realy bad and i was crying but at least i was in the baby room so no one could see it. omg i was gonna ask to go home but of course i am too scared to so i didn't. and i felt so sick i thought i was going to throw up all over the infants. lol. but seriously i elt so nausous . BLEH andthen i have to spend the rest of the day dealing with annoying kids and having a stupid boy spit/pretend sneeze in my face a million times. and screaming stupid kids omg i swear it was a bad day.
yeah so that was my day.
even now when my head isn't like it was it's like a dull annoying headache and if i bend down or anything it all feels like it is scoming back at aonce. if i sneeze or cough or anything that puts pressure on my head it's just like UGHGHGHG. omg i want it to go waway.
sorry for the complianing but i couldn't complain about it all day and it was so horrible.
OMG.
kill me.
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2007 20 May :: 7.49pm
"Firm, well-bolstered, heat up quickly … if only I could find a date like that!"
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2007 19 May :: 10.59pm
kinda not understanding the grey's finale... hmm
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2007 18 May :: 11.17pm
i made macaroni and cheese for you and now it's getting all nasty and soggy.
great.
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2007 11 May :: 5.46pm
I have a tool that can fix ANYTHING!
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2007 8 May :: 10.14pm
Hello, my name is Ninja.
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