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skife

:: 2008 3 September :: 2.45pm

RIP snowman

Open your eyes


skife

:: 2008 3 September :: 2.20pm

sooo.....

google chrome

8/10

i like the startup page.

4 find grace | Open your eyes


skife

:: 2008 25 August :: 10.44am

2 nights ago,i had a dream i was playing with toy dinosaurs, that is all.

7 find grace | Open your eyes


skife

:: 2008 22 August :: 10.44pm

just figured i'd re-post this for some good guys on greatlakes4x4.com

A Carnival For Carlee



Benefit & Silent Auction

Please join us for a day of Food, Fun & Games

Saturday, September 6, 2008 12:00 pm - 6:00 pm



Solon Center Wesleyan Church

15671 Algoma NE Cedar Springs



Carlee Jones of Howard City was born with Hypoplastic Left Heart Syndrome.

She had her first surgery at just 8 days old at the University of Michigan Hospital.

She had emergency surgery at 6 weeks old and will need to undergo 2 more surgeries

by the time she is 2 years old at U of M.



All Proceeds will go to Carlee's parents, Jason & Amanda Jones,

to help offset the many expenses incurred due to the surgeries and time off work

to be with thier daughter.



Please join us and become one of Carlee's Angels.

Papyal for donations carleesangels@yahoo.com

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skife

:: 2008 22 August :: 10.38pm

in indiana now, our hotel has a pool and hot tub

king size bed, minifridge, and microwave.

comfort suites for the mother fuckin win.

3 find grace | Open your eyes


skife

:: 2008 21 August :: 8.03pm

lulz ensues.

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skife

:: 2008 21 August :: 1.54pm

i've decided that i want to go back to school.

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skife

:: 2008 20 August :: 11.30am

happiness....

priceless.

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skife

:: 2008 13 August :: 12.11pm

so i'm happy, but bad stuff keeps happening.

mel's car needs a coolant resivior, it leaks. she keeps trying to pinch my nipples, and it needs an alternator now.

my car still needs the right heaterhose and tierod ends.

box's b-day this weekend, wedding next weekend, i'm going to be so broke for the next month or so, anyone know of anywhere that is hiring?

just to end with something happy, melanie makes me really happy (when she's pinching my nipples)

1 find grace | Open your eyes


skife

:: 2008 6 August :: 4.10am

things are going amazing.

nuff said.

thank you kayliegh for pushing me into this.

3 find grace | Open your eyes


skife

:: 2008 4 August :: 12.48am

some anon posted this, i'm still laughing.

9th grade:
My first sexual experience that actually involved nudity. While we're fondling each other, she asks me if I like Diet Coke.

Me: It's allright.
Girl: Well, I LOVE it. How 'bout you go get me a bottle of it?

I go downstairs and grab a 20 ounce bottle from the fridge. When I return, she says it's too cold.

Girl: How 'bout warming it up...by rubbing it on my tits?

So I began to rub her vigorously with the bottle. Soon enough, she asks me to shove it inside of her. She really enjoys it, and so do I because I KNOW that, with this girl, I'm definantly going to get off. That's when it gets crazy.

She rips out the bottle, opens it, and begins filling her VAGINA with Diet Coke. I swear, she nearly empties the volume into her VAGINA. I had seriously underestimated this VAGINA's liquid retention volume.

Girl: YOU LIKE DIET COKE?!?!?!? OH YEAH OH YEAH DRINK IT FROM ME!

I was noticebly freaked me, but I did want to get off, and I didn't want my first load-blow to be into 18.7 fluid ounces of a 0-calorie beverage. I began to go down on her, until she said the exact wrong thing.

Girl: OH YEAH, DRINK IT FROM ME! I'M THE KOOL-AID MAN! OH YEAH! OH YEAH!

I don't know how she did it with 16-year-old voice, but she sounded exactly like the Kool-Aid man from the commercials. I glanced at the wall, half-expecting him to burst through and over me a fruity beverage. I was extremely turned-off. She could tell, too. As she sat up to see what was wrong, she twisted her body in such a way that Diet Coke shot out of her VAGINA and all over my face, chest, and groin. And it was at that sticky, low-calorie moment that my parents chose to pull into the driveway.

17 find grace | Open your eyes


skife

:: 2008 30 July :: 3.32am

box will appericate the stuff they sell on this site.

http://kalecoauto.com/index.php?main_page=index

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skife

:: 2008 29 July :: 4.59pm

also, i'd like to say


I can ride my bike with no handlebars....

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skife

:: 2008 29 July :: 4.56pm

don't know what to do right about now.

no regrets though.

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skife

:: 2008 27 July :: 9.06pm

party in newaygo was kind of a flop, everyone was passed out at 11:30 ish and it was a bunch of people younger than me.

andy called me around 12 and i met him at his g/f's place just acrost the river, i got there and fell right asleep.

next day we "did some wheelie's on the thumper" and then went tubing down the little muskegon river, i'm beat now. so yeah, probably hit the bed early tonight.

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