so yeah, i was in the back of a cop car last night.
i didn't have my lisence on me, i'm driving down 17 mile see a sherif at shaner i drive by him he pulls out behind me and follows me, he gets right up on my ass and what i belive is he runs my plate number. pulls me over like just past the 25mph speed limit sign in town. asks for my registration and license at home, he asks me to step out of the car and into the back of his cruiser. i ask why he pulled me over and he says because i have the wrong plate on the car.... i'm thinking WTF right there because i know the plate is legal, its my plate justin was probably with me when i got it. (the cop also never checked the registration) he reads off the plate number to me while i'm looking at it.... and wow the dumb fucker can't type while he's driving, so he just says "you know you've got a taillight out you should get that fixed" i tell him i will and he lets me out of the car, i was so pissed. the cock sucker didn't even apoligise.
so i'm just hanging out with kayleigh right, and were talking about telemarketers and stuff and how her little brother dupes them all the time.
so i had to get one today
this lady call here's how it went
lady: hell is deinnis bevier there?
me: no i'm not here right now.
Lady: well can you call me back at 1800 somthing when you are?
me: sure thing
so GRCC sent me a paper today saying that i have to take their admissions test, no big deal right?
they send me the testing hours and stuff saying that the test is just a walkin test, no appointment needed... they say it will take 2.5 hours and then they say "please arrive 15 minutes early"
NPPL hunington beach division 2 xball championship game
splat kids V throttle
1v1 at the end of the game, a guy from splat kids' gun went down, he chased the guy from throttle down with a hand full of paint and threw it and hit the guy in the mask FTW!
about the good old days.
got my cocker timed.
then started talking about mags
I was like "my next gun is going to be a mag" and he's like "what do you want on it?"
i walked away with a classic mag with twist lock barrel, i owe him like $85.
andy and i were cruising around in the tempo and andy is all like "dude, i smell brakes." I'm like "i dont smell shit"
so today, i'm cruising down whitecreek and i smell brakes, pretty bad, i've also noticed the car didn't perform like it usually does, seemed kinda gutless.
i pull into speedway to get gas i bend over and feel the drivers side rim to see if its hot from a stuck brake caliper, nope its fine.
walk to the passanger side reach down, look, and before i touched it i noticed hey... my brakes are on fire... it was awesome all these people were freaking out yelling "pull it away from the pumps" and yelling and shit, i just laughed at them and put the fire out with a 1/2 empty bottle of coke that was in the back seat.
> 1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup
> of boiling water down your throat and presto, the blockage will be almost
> instantly removed.
> 2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting
> someone else to hold them while you chop away.
>
> 3. You can avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet
> seat just by using the sink.
>
> 4. For high blood pressure sufferers: Simply cut yourself and bleed
> for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to
> use an egg timer.
> 5. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you
> from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze
> button.
>
> 6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you
> will be afraid to cough.
>
> 7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will
> forget all about the tooth ache.
>
> 8. Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are:
>
> In life, you only need two tools - WD-40 and Duct Tape.
> If it doesn't move but should, use the WD-40.
> If it should not move and does, use the duct tape.
>
> 9. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
>
> 10. Never pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom.
>
>
> Thought for the day:
>
> SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES . . . THEY ARE NOT REALLY GOOD FOR
> ANYTHING, BUT THEY STILL BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM
> DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS.
