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2005 17 February :: 10.40am
:: Music: Modern Morbid Prophecies - Dead Poetic
Men's Punishment
"For the gods kept hidden from men the means of life. Else you would easily do work enough in a day to supply you for a full year even without working; soon would you put away your rudder over the smoke, and the fields worked by ox and sturdy mule would run to waste. But Zeus in the anger of his heart hid it because Prometheus the crafty deceived him; therefore he planned sorrow and mischief against men. He hid fire, but that the noble son of Iapetus stole again for men from Zeus the counselor in a hollow fennel-stalk, so that Zeus who delights in thunder did not see it. But afterwards Zeus who gathers the clouds said to him in anger:
'Son of Iapetus, surpassing all in cunning, you are glad that you have outwitted me and stolen fire -- a great plague to you yourself and to men that shall be. But I will give men as as price for fire an evil thing in which they may all be glad of heart while they embrace their own destruction.'
This is the pre-math in Promethius Bound that led to the creation of the first woman, Pandora.
"For revenge against human beings, the other gods created Pandora ('all gifts'), the first woman."
A pretty simple summary of it for you guys:
Woman was not yet made. The story is that Zeus made her, and sent her to Prometheus and his brother, to punish them for their presumptions in stealing fire from heaven; and man, for accepting the gift.
(http://www.loggia.com/myth/pandora.html)
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2005 16 February :: 1.55pm
:: Music: The Party Song - Blink 182
(Alright here we go you mother fuckers)
Do you want to come to a party
My friends pick me up in their truck at 11:30
This things at a frat house the people are cool there
Reluctant I followed but I never dreamed there
Would be someone there who would catch my attention
I wasn't out searching for love or affection
So I paid my 3 and the girls got in free shine
they payed for tequila and we headed into the party
And then in the backyard some terrible ska band
Someone in the background is doing a keg stand
This place is so lame all these girls look the same
All these guys have no game I wish I would have stayed
In my bed back at home watching TV alone
Where I'd put on some porn or have sex on the phone
Far from people I hate down from anywhere state
Trying to intoxicate girls to give in for head after the party
And then I saw her standing there
With green eyes and long blonde hair
She wasn't wearing underwear, at least I prayed that
She might be the one, maybe we'd have some fun
Maybe we'd watch the sun rise
But that night I learned some girls try too hard
Some girls try too hard
And some girls try too hard to impress
With they way that they dress
With those things on their chests
And the things they suggest to me
I couldnt believe what this lady was saying
The names she was dropping, the games she was playing
She dated this guy who now rides for Black Flys
How shes down with the 'wise well-constructed disguise
Now I'd rather go dateless then sit here and hate this
Her volume of makeup her fake tits were tasteless
So I said I'd call her but never would bother
Until I got turned down by another girl at a party
So when you see her standing there
With green eyes and long blonde hair
She wont be wearing underwear, and you'll discover
This girls not the one, and she'll never be fun
You should just turn and run because you'll find out that
Some girls try too hard
Some girls try too hard
Some girls try too hard to impress
With they way that they dress
With those things on their chests
And the things they suggest to me
Some girls try to hard
Some girls try to hard
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2005 16 February :: 11.45am
:: Music: Pretty Lush - Glassjaw
You Know You Drink Too Much When:
-You have a "happy hour" at home
-You spend all night making a board game called Alcohol Land
-Although you drove home the other night you can't remember how you got home or where you parked your car
-You can spend a whole night holding up walls to prevent their (your) collapse.
-You frequently urinate outdoors.
-When you first wake up and you're afraid you're gonna die and a half-hour later you're afraid you won't.
-You fall asleep taking a dump.
-You believe that spilling a beer is alcohol abuse.
-You go to the john to hurl, but you take your beer with you.
-You find it's easier to study drunk.
-You wake up to the sound of your dog drinking out of the toilet and you're so dry that it sounds mighty thirst quenching.
-You wake the next morning and start drinking a few of the half empties left sitting around the room.
-The space on your driver's license that tells your eye color reads "bloodshot".
-You fall down a flight of steps and DON'T spill a drop of your beer.
-You mix your cocktails by the litre.
-When the bottle says 20 standard drinks but you only get 5.
-You spell Alcohol with a capital letter out of respect
-24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence?? - I think not!
-Two hands and just one mouth... - now THAT'S a drinking problem!
-You can focus better with one eye closed
-The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar
-Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a burger, screw dinner!
-The glass keeps missing your mouth.
-You wake up in the bedroom, your underwear is in the bathroom, you fell asleep clothed. - hmm.
-Every night you're beginning to find your roomate's cat more and more attractive.
-If you're on a diet, you cut back your food calories to allow for alcohol calories.
-You drink to get over a hangover.
-You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who drink too much.
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2005 15 February :: 10.02am
:: Music: Make Yourself - Incubus
If I hadn't made me, I would've been made somehow
If I hadn't assembled myself, I'd have fallen apart by now
If I hadn't made me, I'd be more inclined to bow
Powers that be, would have swallowed me up
But that's more than I can allow
Bow yeah, bow yeah
If you let them make you, they'll make you paper mache
At a distance you're strong, until the wind comes
Then you crumble and blow away
If you let them fuck you, there will be no fore-play
Rest assured, they'll screw you complete
Til your ass is blue and gray
You should make amends with you
If only for better health, better health
But if you really want to live
Why not try, and make yourself
Make yourself
Make yourself
If I hadn't made me, I'd have fallen apart by now
I won't let them make me, It's more than I can allow
So when I make me, I won't be paper mache
And if I fuck me, I'll fuck me my own way
Pow! I'll, fuck me in my own way
Pow! I'll, fuck me in my own way
Pow! I'll, fuck me in my own way
Fuck me in my own way
You should make amends with you
If only for better health, better health
But if you really want to live
Why not try, and make yourself
Make yourself
Make yourself
Make yourself
Make yourself
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2005 15 February :: 7.47am
:: Music: Three Days Grace
V-Day
Well well well... Another day passes, except this time it was v-day. This was the first valentines day that I was single for since 1998, my freshman year in high school... Wierd... and back then I had never had a real girlfriend before. It was strange but I don't really care anymore. V-day doesn't mean anything anymore anyway, actually "V-Day is a global movement to stop violence against women and girls."
This weekend was kinda boring, Steph was down so that means Kyle pretty much just stays home or goes out with her. This time was different though they didn't mind hanging out with me too. On Friday we went and saw Hitch, which I thought was a pretty good movie. We saw Tom and Nicole there when we were leaving and talked to them for a little.
On Saturday we went to dinner at some new Italian restaurant near the new mall, it was pretty good, and they had some pretty good drinks too... YUM YUM... We also went to BevMo and ordered my keg for my party next weekend.
On Sunday I went to the NHRA races with my dad. WOW those were freaking awesome. I had never been before and I was amazed at how loud, fast, and great this was when you are actually there! Plus there are tons of hot bitches there too, the "pit lizards" has Barry would put it. We saw "Miss Silicone 2004" or 2005 don't remember, all I remember is her big ass boobs (haha).
And yesterday I just hung out at my house and did whatever. I'm gonna go buy Bacardi a new bone and a new rope as his v-day gift, since he is my valentine! Went bowling with Brian like always, twas' fun.
K, thats it.
Peace.
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2005 12 February :: 10.39pm
Super Gay
There's groups of best friends.. but whos who?
1. Who's the funny one?
We all are
2. Who's the pretty one? (guy/girl)
Jacob/Kasie
3. Who's the popular one?
everyone but me
4. Who's the heartbreaker?
jacob?
5. Who gets naked in public the most?
probably that bitch jesse, or joey
6. Who's the "heavy drinker" of the group?
chris or jesse
7. Who's the romantic one?
woulda said me but fuck that... dunno
8. Who's most likely to (father/mother) the most children?
Kyle and Steph
9. Who can party till the break of dawn?
All of us
10. Who's the religious one?
kyle and steph and joey
11. Who calls non stop to the point of taking up all your
message space? no one
12. Who's in a different relationship every week?
no one really we aren't sluts
13. Who "holds your hair" when your puking?
lol no one needs to its not long
14. Who's "having there hair held"
again, no one but kyle gets drunk the quickest (and sick) but I get sick seldom too... and anthony back in the day
15. Who tells the most random stories?
kyle and jd
16. Who's the tom boy?
???
17. Who's the tom girl?
haha me????
18. Who's the "couple"?
there are a few couples but kyle and steph have been together by far the longest
19. Who's the "token black guy"?
wish we had one
20. Who's the pot head?
jacob & jd
21. Who's the leader?
depends on the situation
22. Who's the dancing (king/queen)?
i like to dance... so does jon, and jacob
23. Who's the one that talks forever about nothing?
JOSH!
24. Who's the music head?
Joe
25. Who's the rock star?
Joe
26. Who's the fun one?
All of us
27. Who's the one that never wants to do anything?
kyle
28. Who's the one everyone always forgets to call?
brian
29. Who never forgets to call you?
hmmm i'm thinking jon & jacob
30. Who's the one that you have no idea how they fit into your group?
me
31. Who's still quoting Napoleon Dynomite?
the ones have have seen it
32. Who's always online?
me and brian
33. Who checks their email non-stop?
me
34. Who's the one with good hair?
ANTHONY USED TOO!!!
35. Who's the complainer?
jesse
36. Who's the one you call @ 2 in the morning?
i would call kyle but...
37. Who's the one you ask for advice?
brian
38. Who's the party girl/guy?
jacob and jon
39. Who's the friend you use to like?
all of them ;)
40. Who's the most determined?
lol i dont think any of us are cept josh
41. Who's the athlete?
well jacob was the only one in a sport in hs besides josh, but i'm gonna say as of right now... Jacob & Me (only cuz I would play whenever if ppl planned it)
43. Who's the alcholic?
jesse, chris, anthony, jacob, jon, kevin, tom, joe...
44. Didnt this make you love them even more?
No, made me hate them even more.... =P
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