:: 2004 7 January :: 9.20 am

Well, i guess mother nature heard me...she just forgot to check her woohu friends list yesterday...so she had to do it today. And i'm glad.

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:: 2004 4 January :: 9.42 pm

Snow like you've never snown before!
Please mother nature...Please!! Snow enough snow for a thousand winters on this night!! I want to be buried inside this house when I wake up! I want to have to tunel my way out!

Coat this town in a gleaming white blanet 20 feet thick. And not just puffy snow, I want the best packing snow you've ever made. I know you've been saving up for a night like this, and this is the night to snow!

So let forth your snowing powers and bury us in a deep cavern of white!

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:: 2004 2 January :: 3.43 pm

Breaking through the clouds sending heat to your Soul
I wake up and there isn't much to see, I long for summer. I need the heat. I need to sweat while just sitting down. I want to be warm again. I can't stand the cold. And it's not even snowing! Whats up with that? It is actually kind of humid out today. So i think i'm going to put on a sweat shirt and run around outside, just to feel uncomfortably warm.

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:: 2004 1 January :: 12.00 am

Happy New Year

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:: 2003 30 December :: 9.45 am

i'm so bored right now. i need to get out of this hell hole. (my house) i need something to do. somewhere to go. its too cold outside to do anything really, and i'm all alone so that makes it even worse. josh got a new number so i can't call him...and i don't know many other peoples numbers except girls, and the ones i know, i wouldn't really go hang out with anyway. so, that leaves me here. in this chair typing senseless stuff that no one is going to read.

i need more friends on this thing. the trouble is, most people don't put there names in the gosh darnded profile. Thats what its for people! agh, i probably didn't put it in either...sorry for yelling or whatever.

I NEED SOMETHING TO DO. I'M BORED OUT OF MY MIND. SAVE ME.

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:: 2003 29 December :: 11.45 am

great, just great. today is going terribly. first...i wake up. yeah..and then i go to make a bagel right...so i get the bagels, and put one in the toaster thing. its in there for like five minutes right, and nothing happens. i look at the plug...lying on the counter. soo, i think, no big deal, i'll just...plug it in. 3 minutes later i go in the kitchen to get the cream cheese, you know, the creamy cream, the cheesy creamy cheese. the creamy cheesy cream. you know, so...i locate the little silver tub of Philidelphia Cream Cheese...reach my hand in the fridge (this is the suspensful part of my story, whats gonna happen next???) and grab the little tub of creamy cheesy cream, you know, the cheesy cream, the creamy white cheese, and its EMPTY!!!!

then i smell a horrible smell...a smell that can mean only one thing. Burnt Bagel. I hate burnt bagels. So...in a desperate attempt to free the bagel from its thing confines of burning...i bend over the trash with a knife and bagel in my hand, and start scraping the burnt part of the bagel in the trash. then i drop the knife in the trash.

i reach slowly in the empty trash can to see if anyone is looking...if anyone would call me a 'trash picker', and slowly wrap my fingers around the cold metal blade.

i continue to srape it off until it looks farely good.

So...there i am. A recently cleaned off bagel on a paper plate, standing in front of my counter with a 'might as well be' broken toaster. and no cream cheese. no cheesy cream...no creamy cheesy cream. the cheesy creamy cheese. NONE!!! the tub completely cleaned out. WHO WOULD PUT A COMPLETELY CLEANED OUT TUB OF CREAM CHEESE IN THE REFRIDGERATOR!!!???!!?!!??!?!????*shivers with disgust* I wouldn't..thats for sure.

so i start thinking...its quarter to noon anyway, might as well have a sandwhich. so out of my cleaned off bagel i make the best sandwhich i have ever eaten!! cut up pickle...tomatoe, cheese, miracle whip, ham aannnnndd turkey (thats right, two meats!!) lettuce, mustard..and some arby's sauce i found in the butter tray.

and you know what? it was good. DAMN GOOD!!

just when i thought my day was turning around, driving out of the ditch...it did a complete u-turn and drove right back into that ditch!!!

i go to take a shower...i go to get my pants and shirt and boxers right? so, i get my shirt that says trans am on it, and my boxers that have little snow men on them, and then...look desperately for pants. and find none! none...none at all. so, i have to throw a load of laundry in. big deal right? right. buuuut...i soon come to find we have NO SOAP!!! so i throw some dishsoap in the washer with a few pairs of pants and slam the lid down like i just don't care. and i didn't care.

not at all....

so i sit down at the computer again. staring blankly at the empty screen. an orange messenger thing blinking at the bottom. and then i start to laugh. menacingly....

dun dun dunnnnnnn!!!!!

(the end)

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:: 2003 28 December :: 6.41 pm
:: Music: afi - The Celluloid Dream

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:: 2003 28 December :: 6.23 pm

my family could be a tv show. we are all running around laughing and beating each other. my brother has bleaching stuff in his hair, and getting it everywhere. mark is trying to cook hambugers and fries, and we are getting in the way, and he's getting mad, and i'm talking on the phone to his friend. she believes that i'm ben and i'm telling her i ( as ben) am gay. he is coloring his hair pink like a faggot. everything is weird in my house. i have to get some cameras in here. that would be soooo cool. i could definetily make millions. i would just have to turn them off while watchin porn. but thats alright. i need some money...so i can buy cameras.

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If you have money...and are thinking about putting it in some stocks...or buying something dumb with it...give it to me, i'll buy some cameras. then we'll make millions from selling my disfunctional family episodes to fox or something...and then i'll pay ya back for the cameras. and a little somethin somethin extra too. but lets keep that one on the downlow. aight homies? aight.

peace out...don't be frontin...or hatin...or playin you mama. dat shit not koo...
stay koo...get high, smack yo gurlz a$$, den tella to get on ha neez.
don't bea hata!!
GoodBye.
PS. I don't know where that 'nigger' talk came from. As some of you would call it.

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:: 2003 27 December :: 10.52 pm

Testing...testing...

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:: 2003 24 December :: 12.05 am
:: Mood: crazy
:: Music: Eve 6 - Think Twice

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