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:: 2005 4 March :: 11.30pm
:: Mood: accomplished
:: Music: AFI-Sing the sorrow

Out of home
So, I have been dislocated again hmm? Im now living by myself, well...not NOW because Im still at my parents house waiting for the cleaning smell to dissipate out of my house. But I do at least have a house now, hopefully with either Krystal or Nicola moving in...Its rather large...I really dont wish for a person whom I dont know to move in...

But Im going to finally unpack everything tommorow, spray out the garage and all the cobwebs, cut the tree branches blocking the garage door and the actual driveway to my garage, probably spray the roof near the garage too cos theres a few spiderwebs there...Just wondering how the fuck Im going to get the garage door open with a key that doesnt work. And for that matter, how Im meant to lock my windows with a key that wont lock them, but I desperatley need that garage door open, the only tap apart from the one outside is the kitchen and laundry. So Im wondering how Im going to attatch the hose. Curioser and curioser....hoping Lauren comes over tommorow. Matt and Nikki came over today, twas interesting...weirdly enough I did the dishes...no idea why. Anyway....I have to start my school work tommorow....have to....Induction for work on Monday...should be interesting to say the least....

Better run....homework and such....Matt

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kthpkc

:: 2005 3 March :: 11.50am
:: Music: Das Vokuhilischen Pendel-JBO

This is the f-ed up yet awesome song i was listening to this morning
LYRICS J0!

Mit dem vokuhilischen zieht der Intellekt
Vom Spessart zum Karwendel, wo er dann auch verreckt

The intellect sees with the mullet pendulum
From expense art to the cirque coil, where it's also snuffed out


Meter, Zentimeter, Millimeter
Teer, Zentiteer, Militär
Gott Vater, Gott Sohn, Gozilla,

Meter, centimeter, millimeter
tar, centitar, military
God Father, God Son, Godzilla


Mmmh, leckerlecker!
Mit dem vokuhilischen zieht der Intellekt
Vom Spessart zum Karwendel, wo er dann auch verreckt

Mmm, yummy yummy!
The intellect sees with the mullet pendulum
From expense art to the cirque coil, where it's also snuffed out


Heiliger Stuhl ist auch nur Scheiße

Holy chair is also only shit

Manchmal muss man eben Leegut zahlen

Sometimes one must even a lee pay well

Minderknilchschitte

inferior twit shit

Der Friseusenkasper:
"Nein, meine Friseuse fick ich nicht" - "ach komm"
"wir leben in einer Demokratie und haben das Recht auf freie
Meinungsäußerung, also halt's Maul!"

The hairdresser clown:
"No, I don't fuck my hairdresser"-"ach come"
"We live in a democracy and have the right to say whatever we want, so shut up!"


Lebst Du noch, oder rockst Du schon?
Mmmh, leckerlecker!

Are you living yet, or are you rocking already?
Mmm, yummy yummy!


I knew that this was a nonsense song, but I didn't know that it'd be this hilarious!

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KTHPKC

:: 2005 3 March :: 11.42am
:: Music: Keine Lust-Rammstein

Hee, I just sneezed three times in a row
Tracey Tracey Tracey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Go to herzeleid.com and watch the "Keine Lust" music video! It's t3h r4wk!

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kthpkc

:: 2005 3 March :: 6.37am

One of the best things about half-days: no zero hour today!!!

No zero hour today=being able to sleep in

being able to sleep in=not so tired/cranky this morning

The only bad thing out of this deal? Having to ride the bus today. Meh, I'm thankful to have gotten more sleep at least.

Commercials are getting to be really evil. Why does America have so many? Germany isn't much different, but at least their commercials are more interesting...partially because they're in German and therefore are harder to understand so you can make up your own scenarios.

Ich bin ein Napwhore.

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kthpkc

:: 2005 2 March :: 12.24pm
:: Music: Wolfsheim

Woo, half day!!!

We had our Democratic Convention today in Government; they're getting a good vote because they brought Krispy Kremes ^_~

We're starting on Greek Philosophy in World Lit. That's gonna be interesting.

I'm home alone, so my Wolfsheim is blaring lovingly throughout the house. I'm actually gonna use the phone *gaspy* and call Joe to see if he wants to kill me in Halo. I just hafta wait for mum to call/get home. Which should be soon...hopefully.

The house is cold and lonely, I hope mum hurries up.

Edit 12.58

I really hate calling people. Joe took a walk I guess, so his friends Nick and Brandi were playing "pass the phone around" and got to hear me mutter about how much I hate the phone. Hee.

So maybe I'll call back later...maybe. I'm such a chicken butt.

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lifestourniquet

:: 2005 2 March :: 12.47am
:: Mood: contemplative
:: Music: SOAD- Chop Suey!

Employment
Well, I suppose it had to happen eventually hmm? I mean I did have to gain employment at one time or another. The only difference this time is that the interview must have gone pretty well because im now "highly recommended" for full time. Which I sincerely hope will fit in with my schooling at least until its completed. I want to be a manager, I think with this job I should really strive for that position... Im going to work particurarly hard on the first two shifts (Next friday and Thursday).

Also, Laurens sister Nicola has been pushing more and more lately for me to move out with her, now my sister also wishes to move out. Three people would be reasonably good, all that I fear is being stopped from seeing Lauren.

And on the note of Lauren, today I was in a somewhat sombre mood, just quiet I suppose, and Lauren had thought something wrong. Fair enough. I asked her if she wanted to do something tommorow and she turned around and said "Yeah, for sure" then we continued walking. However, when I called her in a chirpier mood later tonight, she said she had changed her mind on wanting to see me. Now this brings up the rather confusing question of, did she just say yes to humour me and try and make me feel better, or because she did actually want to see me? Merh...suppose we shall find out tommorow.
She got a new phone today too...camera phone, that somewhat worries me... I know she wouldnt send anything bad to her friends but...yet I still worry about it.

Anyway, going down the street tommorow with Krystal to get her centrelink away from home forms, probably go to King and Heath and J. Hanson and pick up some real estate rental property forms...See how that goes...

Downloading MSN Beta at the moment. Wondering quite a lot how that particular episode is going to turn out. If anyone has MSN Beta and wants to play it up or insult it, let me know now so I can get ready to return to the comfort of MSN 6.2.

So many new story ideas too, want my father to design the ship concepts for my Zodiac story. He hasnt finished the Seraphims or Dracons for the comic yet....which is slightly annoying...I really want to get into the comic field...even the director field...but cant find an artist that actually wants to draw as often as I want to write....Its severely....Gah....

Anyway, I suppose thats updated no?
Oh...Go see Constantine if you have the oppurtunity...apart from Keannu's two expression acting "talent" the movie is quite good, the angels look excellent, I want that kind of CGI in my movie....

Bit dissapointed in Charn lately too, she's meant to of called me on quite a few occassions "Ill call you when I get credit" and "Ill call you from a payphone" Of course...nothing yet....Adam seems to have stolen all her interest...funny...she had time to call Ricky when I was there ;-). Ah well, win some lose some eh?

Im off to be paranoid about Loz's actions today...Must remember to call her in the morning.

Have to get my web camera drivers found too...Hmmm.
Goodnight all.
Matt/Fade

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KTHPKC

:: 2005 28 February :: 6.00pm

random post
Marshmellows half melted in tea (the tea that I'd addicted to) taste pretty good.


I've got a song that Tracey sent to me stuck in my head; it's been there all day.


Saw Benoit this morning.


Have the urge to play Far Cry and snipe Joe while he kills me.


First convention for government simulation is tomorrow, that means free food. Mmm...free food. Go Kerry and Brown!

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kthpkc

:: 2005 26 February :: 8.40pm

Ashley, Michelle, and I went to the mall today. I had a lot of fun. It was great just being able to hang out with people and be able to really talk about stuff.

We went into a few different stores, but I ended up buying a fishnet shirt (finally! *does a little dance*) and two mangas. The Confidential Confessions one is really depressing because it focuses on abusive/stalker boyfriends/ex-boyfriends and bullying.

I've had a major case of Senioritis all week. And I hate my German class at the moment.

Kyle looked smurfing awesome yesterday.

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kthpkc

:: 2005 24 February :: 6.17am

*humming off-key* doot doot doot

Chad and Brit still aren't here yet. I don't care, I don't want to go to German anymore...at least until it isn't boring and dumb and stupid and whatnot anymore.

I finally gave up and put my head phones on in Chad's car on the way to school yesterday. Brit had her *shudder* country music on. She'd had it on the day before as well. The worst part was that it was the same exact songs that we were listening to yesterday, and this was the radio we were listening to!!!

So I groaned, popped on my headphones, and lost myself in SOD for the remainder of the ride.

I think I'd gonna try to save up some moneys for an i-pod. Those things are damn sexy and awesome.

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