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2009 13 October :: 11.36pm
Fat girls and mopeds. Fun to ride, until your friends see you.
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2009 6 October :: 10.08pm
Yeah bro, I'd fuck the shit out of you!
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2009 1 October :: 10.50pm
“The Camaro is a big tranny mess getting ready for a night on the piers.”
And maybe I’m wrong, but I think you’d be hard pressed to find a straight guy who wouldn’t want to fuck a dude, so long as he was this wickedly good looking, magnetic to all who entered his orbit, able to rip off a sub-5-second 0-60 time, and had some boobs.
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2009 1 October :: 10.21pm
The start of a car review:
The Great American Challenge is the world’s biggest dildo. It’s 15 inches from tip to base, has an “insertable” length of 10.5 inches, a diameter of approximately three inches at its meatiest, and weighs nearly five pounds when loaded up with the batteries that control its vibrating mechanism. Why do I mention this, aside from my contractual obligation work a penile reference into every single review? Because I recently spent some time with the Dodge Challenger, and in addition to some rather obvious nomenclatural similarities—the car is American, and has the word Challenge inserted 10.5 inches into its name—it reminded me of this tool in a number of different ways: They both come in a range of indiscreet, but oddly compelling, colors. They’re both styled and proportioned so as to evoke an aura of power, raunch, seduction, and terror in near equal measures. Each is significantly larger than a two-liter bottle of Sprite. And they’re both far more appealing to look at than to actually use. (Also, ownership of either one is guaranteed to elicit accusations of overcompensating.)
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2009 30 September :: 10.14pm
I'm the king of brownie sundaes!
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2009 30 September :: 10.12pm
Ooo pretty.
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2009 14 September :: 10.56pm
Just watched the VMA’s. I dislike Kanye even more than I did before. Three good performances: Taylor Swift, Lady Gaga, and Pink. I really liked Pink’s performance, if only for the hot guy with her. I’m liking Beyonce more now, that was nice reintroduction for Taylor Swift.
I’m also really looking forward to New Moon. I got all caught up on the Sookie Stackhouse series, so I re-read the Twilight series. I’m amazed at how a poor author (Charlaine Harris) can keep me interested. I remember reading the Twilight series and thinking Stephenie Meyer needed a better editor. Now after the second reading I can appreciate how much better that series is. HBO has done a great job turning Harris’ books into a TV show.
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2009 12 September :: 10.00pm
I just got a notice in the mail that I’m being evicted in 5 days. :-(
So this is what I get for paying rent on time every month for three years? Jackasses.
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2009 9 September :: 9.06pm
Did you throw up?
I tried, but I guess I don’t have a gag reflex.
One day, when you’re older, that’ll turn out to be a gift.
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2009 29 August :: 1.43pm
Flight of the Conchords
Dave: "So you're just gonna elope. Just leave the city and leave the band?"
Jermaine: "Yeah. I'm going to New Jersey."
Dave: "Wow. New Jersey, huh? I'd love to go there, but I got a lot of shit going on in the States right now."
Jermaine: "Bye, Dave."
Dave: "Don't drink the water!"
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2009 24 August :: 8.14pm
E-mail to the Toyota corporation:
I attempted to purchase a car today. I first called Markquart Scion (my local dealer) and was appalled by the attitude of the saleswoman I spoke with. After a very unsuccessful phone call, I called Inner Grove Scion. I spoke with a very helpful woman named Bridget. While her dealership did not have the vehicle I wanted in stock, she did check area dealerships and found one that did. She gave me the contact information for Tom Kennedy at another dealership (I can’t remember the dealer’s name). I left a message with him at ten o’clock this morning and as of 8 o’clock this evening I have yet to receive a call back.
I am very disappointed because today was the last day for “Cash for Clunkers”, and I am now unable to take advantage of this program. I am amazed that I received acceptable service at only one of the three Scion dealerships that I called. If this is what I can expect from the shopping experience from Scion/Toyota/Lexus, I can safely say that my money will be spent elsewhere. I will also be sure to share today’s experience with my friends and family.
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2009 19 August :: 1.36am
Which Lady Gaga song are you?
Based on your score:
LoveGame. You know that being you’re fully committed to your quest for fame doesn’t mean you can’t take a detour here and there to find the perfect disco stick to ride. Your ass has been squeezed by sexy cupid, so your mission to take over the world one sequin at a time unashamedly includes healthy doses of both glamour and heavy touching.
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2009 11 August :: 3.42am
What are you in for?
Sodomy with a tree.
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