last night rocked
so first we had the lacrosse banquet at the bowling alley. and for the paper plate awards i got "silent but deadly" and the picture looks like im taking a huge ass shit on the field. its really funny.

then we came back and partyed! it was great fun. but im still burping banana taste and every time i burp it makes me want to barf, and thats not fun. but anyway, so i go over to twin and me and sandi went up to kaitlyns room where there were a bunch of other people. started off the night there, and then went to libbie lizzie victoria and beths house.

it was basically a lacrosse party.....me, sandi, kaitlyn, perry, sarah, beth, libbie, and lizzie. but there were some other people there too, i think his name was jessie (sandi and kaitlyn kept calling him jessafuckalupagus) and kaitlyns roommate too.

their house was fun, i think the walk there was fun too, i wasnt wasted yet, but i was tipsey. when we got there, perry who was sober told us not to walk on the grass bc she didnt think it was the right house, but it was. that house was huge, but the bathrooms were weird, one had a handle on the inside of the door that was like at my knee cap, i thought i was stuck in the bathroom for a whie till i found that. then the one downstairs has like a slanted ceiling, and i totally bashed my head hard core on that. but to tell you the truth i didnt really feel it, so either it was after i was wasted or i didnt hit it that hard. then, me and sandi were looking all over for a light switch, but there wasnt even a light on the cieling, but we didnt realize that one. when i found a lamp, it was SOOOOOOO bright we both fell backwards onto some couches.

i dont remember how much i had, i konw i had 3 shots in kaitlyns room, but really it was 4.5 bc they were 1.5 shot glasses. then i just like guzzled from the bottle, like 3 times, so i probably had like 9 or so shots, woo i was gone. but i still remember so its not that bad.

we all hung out in the kitchen for a long time and passed around the 99 bananas, i think i finished the bottle off, and everyone was like "yeah freshman, takin it without a chaser!" and then i think they gave me water to chase it with, which is like pointless bc it doenst taste like anything. hahaha oh i went to the sink and got water in my hands to drink, lol, then i think beth told me to use a cup, but i was done so i dont think i did. haha oh well.

then we went to two frats. ohh and on the way there everyone was all drunk and hanging on each other to walk, and we saw a cop sitting right in front of the frat we were going to (delt sig) so we all got like stone faced, and walked in complete silence (which im sure wasnt obvious bc he had to see us all stagering through the parking lot toward him) we got across the street and into the frat safely. and then we all broke up, me and sandi went up stairs into mckee's room, but i dont remembe his first name, all i remember was me and sandi and him were doing an irish dance and we took a picture bc were all mc's and irish, mchenry, mccarthy and mckee. i met a lot of people in his room but the only ones whos names i remember are his and this girl melissa who had a red baseball hat on.

then we went to sig new. we saw jenks and emily there, and a shit load of other people, but i reallllly dont remeber there too much. all i konw is i peed there and started burping and it tasted like banana and it was making me sick. so we went outside. and there were 2 guys out there that we were talking to, sandi knew one of them. then i started like gaging bc the banana taste, like dry heaving kinda. but i never threw up (im a champ damn it!). then we saw poole, and i think she walked back to twin with us, but i dont know why. i definatly slept in sandi's room, and tehre was no chance that i was gonna make it back to wesley. so i laid down and i think someone put a garbage can by me, bc they thought i was going to vomit, but i laid down and fell like right asleep. even though the room was spining at like 3935180935835 miles an hour.

well that was last night.......good time!

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