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Dear Jess,
I don't really know how to tell you this, You're a leprechaun. I think I realized it when you put cuffs on me in your apartment and I saw you carve your initials into my knee caps . I'm sure you're open enough to understand that your driving sucks. I'm returning your car to you, but I'll keep my common sense as a memory. You should also know that I get sick when I think of your feet and thanks for the cocaine.

Please don't hurt me,
Phil

Jessica says:
Duuuude I drank half the bottle because it wasn't working and now I can't see straight if I move my head too fast
Phil-Himself as "The Creeper" says:
thats neat
Phil-Himself as "The Creeper" says:
i like doin that
Jessica says:
yeah but it just kinda hit me.. and now I'm all like.. whoas.
Phil-Himself as "The Creeper" says:
thats what nyquil does

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phil-himself

:: 2009 29 January :: 11.53pm

gettin' drunk. playin' vidya games.

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phil-himself

:: 2009 25 January :: 11.38pm

I wanted somewhere to hang my head without your noose.

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phil-himself

:: 2009 24 January :: 3.19am

Death Magnetic I enjoy, really like Unforgiven III it speaks to me

Also Frost/Nixon was very awesome.

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phil-himself

:: 2009 21 January :: 2.00am

Do you know?

phil-himself

:: 2009 20 January :: 2.49pm

Because when I posted it as a comment, apparently it was far too crushing to everyone's overinflated sense of ecstasy this afternoon. Here are some of my favorite clips from Cracked's live blog of the inauguration.

Read more..

Whatever, Guess I'm the asshole.

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phil-himself

:: 2009 19 January :: 4.21pm

See ya Gerge Dubya, I'm gonna miss that crazy fuck

Nevermind, You've reached the end of the line ...

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phil-himself

:: 2009 15 January :: 1.32am

Bowling tonight wasn't bad, wasn't great but I bowled my best since I got my new ball.

1)140
2)107
3)129
4)112

And I saw somebody I haven't talked to since I went to KCTC.

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phil-himself

:: 2009 14 January :: 12.23am

I want to play a game

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phil-himself

:: 2009 12 January :: 1.53pm

This was my windows 7 download speed

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