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2005 29 August :: 12.19 pm
Death by teacup.
I like it.
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2005 26 August :: 9.34 pm
It's called triage.
You kept calling it murder when I did it.
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2005 25 August :: 10.26 pm
the Ham
(42% dark, 53% spontaneous, 31% vulgar) | your humor style:
CLEAN | SPONTANEOUS | LIGHT
Your style's goofy, innocent and feel-good. Perfect for parties and for
the dads who chaperone them. You can actually get away with corny
jokes, and I bet your sense of humor is a guilty pleasure for your
friends. People of your type are often the most approachable and
popular people in their circle. Your simple & silly
good-naturedness is immediately recognizable, and it sets you apart in
this sarcastic world.
PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Will Ferrell - Will Smith |  |
My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: | You scored higher than 30% on dark | | You scored higher than 71% on spontaneous | | You scored higher than 38% on vulgar |
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2005 25 August :: 10.19 pm
Not even a blowjob?
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2005 25 August :: 9.31 pm
Just saw a bumper sticker leaving Meijer. "Marrige, Yes. Man & Woman" I just got a urge to vandalize the stupid car. Grr.
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2005 21 August :: 11.32 pm
No need to advertise here.
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2005 20 August :: 2.23 am
Did I snore?
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2005 18 August :: 3.55 pm
:: Music: Britney Spears: Someday
Sold back my books today. They only took half back, got $113. I suppose 10% back isn’t too bad, though it really seems like it is.
Finally broke down and bought a vacuum cleaner. Too bad it is baby shit green, works well enough.
Mom called again. How is it a person can single-handedly make your regret all of your life’s decisions?
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2005 18 August :: 10.03 am
:: Music: Eminem: Ass Like That
The involvement of puppets and Triumph the insult dog in this video is rather disturbing.
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2005 17 August :: 11.07 pm
As if my truck hasn't broken enough in the last year...
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2005 17 August :: 9.30 pm
The show must go on.
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2005 13 August :: 10.04 pm
"Beware of women, they are far more dangerous than men."
Greek assisted suicide is rather brutal.
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2005 13 August :: 9.27 am
Last night I wasn't sure if the headache was from the TV or the fumes. It's the TV.
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2005 8 August :: 11.47 pm
Play the hand you've been dealt.
Chuckle, chuckle.
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2005 5 August :: 4.45 pm
Green puddles are not good things.
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2005 1 August :: 11.35 pm
I find it odd that "Little fucking wetbacks" can come up in a normal conversation. Amusing in it's own little fucked up way.
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2005 1 August :: 9.24 pm
Sing with rapture, dance like a dervish.
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2005 27 July :: 11.50 pm
:: Music: Kelly Ckarson: Beautiful Disaster
I want to leave western, but I don't want to become on of those people who just drop out of school. I haven't found any other schools that I like, and I'm not sure if that's what I want. I'd like to find an internship, but then I'd end up in the Detroit area, need to find a new place to live... And I have to decide and execute my plan within the next month.
Kelli had a run in with the law…
Amanda and Michelle are great listeners. Thanks guys.
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2005 27 July :: 11.46 am
Never saw someone wear a napkin in their shirt to brush their teeth before...
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2005 26 July :: 10.03 pm
If you're not happy, find something else.
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2005 23 July :: 12.53 am
Mario Kart has been beaten. I was expecting the gold kart to be something more exciting. It’s really not all that great. The Bowser kart still has a higher top speed. Oh well.
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2005 19 July :: 5.11 pm
"I choose vodka and Chaka Kahn"
Dammit.
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2005 14 July :: 4.10 am
:: Music: Coldplay
"He was very talented with an organ" --Dean
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2005 12 July :: 1.43 pm
:: Music: Nirvana: Plateau
You are an Absolut Kurant: You tend to see beauty where others don’t—you love open, neat spaces and straight lines. In your mind being different is being. And rather than liking designers or brands in clothing, you have a thing for materials. Industrial design and music are (latent) hobbies of yours.
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2005 9 July :: 10.39 pm
:: Music: Moby
So I feel like shit right now. Massive headache for some reason, and the ridiculous amount of Tylenol that I’ve taken hasn’t changed anything.
My last movie finally came today, although I need to send one set back because it arrived damaged.
Semi-decent day at work. I feel slightly bad about teasing Cory today. He made some comment that something was gay. I said something to the effect of nice choice of words. He just got this completely crestfallen look on his face and started apologizing.
Time for Alias and dinner.
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2005 29 June :: 10.48 pm
Interesting quote:
"Diversity is more than a word many people like to say. At Kraft we truly respect all kinds of differences. And diversity is not a selective concept . By definition, it's nothing if not inclusive. We respect diversity of ethnicity, gender, experience, background, personal style and yes, sexual orientation and gender identity. Recognizing, respecting and valuing these differences helps us be a more successful business and a workplace where all employees can realize their full potential."
Marc Firestone, Executive Vice President, General Counsel and Corporate Secretary of Kraft Foods Inc
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2005 29 June :: 10.44 pm
Interesting thing I stumbled across:
http://www.gaywheels.com/gff/index_files/Page339.htm
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2005 29 June :: 1.27 am
...and Jesus brought a casserole.
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2005 27 June :: 9.45 pm
This is just like what the Greeks done at Troy. Except, they was in a horse instead of dresses.
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2005 27 June :: 8.49 pm
Mr. Cotton’s parrot. Same Question.
Squawks, Wind in the sails! Wind in the sails!
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