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:: 2005 9 April :: 10.58 am

found this is someone elses journal:
top 30 things guys should know bout girLs - written by a guy after years of experience

1. whatever you do, don't just show up at their house.. they run around in their underwear just like we do if they dont live with their parents...

2. DO NOT, under any circumstance, CHEAT ON THEM, it may seem foolproof but girls talk about everything! trust me, they will find out!!unfortunatly (we talk about everything)

3. beware of every single male relative and all guy friends, any of them will kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldnt even wait for the damn hat for me, i dont even have to try, i.e. water bottle incident, or just random "ow" situations

4. never miss an oppertunity to tell them they're beautiful

5. don't refuse to kiss in front of your friends, if they laugh at you , it's because they're JEALOUS

6. if they slap you hard, you deserved it

7. don't be afraid to touch them if you want to, if they're going out w/ you in the first place- it's because they LIKE being in your arms

8, if you dont sleep with them, dont EVER tell your friends that you did! oh, and even if you do sleep with them- don't tell your friends you did

9. you can be dirty minded in private...

10. not all of them eat like birds, actualy a lot of them eat like whales!

11. most of them don't mind paying half of everything, but they do discuss these things w/ their friends. Realize that if you make your girlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will know you're a pussy..

11.5 do you honestly need all your money that much? if she means that much you'll be a man and pay all the time!

12. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend - a stuffed animal, one of his sweatshirts, and a really pretty ring - even if it's not a serious relationship

13. Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can- if you're dropping her off, walk her to the door, and if not just caLL

14. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right duty to beat the crap outta him!

15. If you're talking to a female friend of yours, pull your girlfriend closer!! good idea...why didnt neil think of that?

16. Never, ever slap her, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if she swats at you friends and says, "You're SO dumb" - never make gestures back

17. go to a chick flick once in a while, she doesn't care whether you enjoy it or not- it just matters that you went also something neil didnt pick up on...

18. You're dead meat if you can't get along with their pets, parents, or bestfriends! be prince charming to their friends- mr. polite to their parents- and make sure to be nice to their animals

19. dont flirt witht their moms... that's just freaky

20. dont be freaked out by PMS- it's not gross, and it really does make them feel like shit, so be understanding

21. if you don't like the way they drive, you do it!

22. If you're officially dating , and you introducing her to your friends, you'd better introduce her as your girlfriend

23. don't stress where you go for every date, they really only want to be with you!

24. If they complain that something hurts, rub it for them withought being asked

25. Girls are fragile, even if you're play fighting or wrestling- be gentle

26. memorize their damn birthdays! you forget her birthday and you're basically screwed for life! stupid spencer

27. don't marinade the cologne- but smell good or just take a shower

28. don't give her something stupid for her bday or christmas or valentine's day- it doesn't have to be expensive, but it has to be meaningful com'on, college logo slippers are meaningful!

29. if you think the relationship isn't going to last, don't wait to find out- it will only hurt you more if you draw it out! see, i was right...

30. After you've been dating for a while, realize that they really have started to trust you. When you have a girlfriend who really truly trusts you, you have a lot more responsibility, privilege, and control than you would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond

okie so yea...that was fun...sorry for all my little comments...:)

am done...ill write another dya unless something happens tnt...

2 three drinks behind | martini?


:: 2005 9 April :: 10.40 am
:: Music: radio commercials

so last night didnt go so well.

it was overall, a pretty bad night, although the prospect of nearly 25 people showing up was a bit exciting. it was like immigrant season, so many different people!

i hate the radio. it plays one song and goes back to commercials...but i dont feel like getting up....:)

i should stop now but i have to keep the window open so that i can make sure that prospect is right...if its not then ill change it and you will have no idea what im talking about...okie it's right. ama go change the radio now...

martini?


:: 2005 7 April :: 10.05 pm

woo so i looked for water splashes for my art project:

Exhibit RIT

and also, today was good. today was very smooth and nutty...:)

i think he likes jackie still, but because he gets the idea about how i feel about him, he's hanging out with me.

thats really all...journal check and then off to bake a cake and make a poster!!!

HAPPY BDAY, JEN!

martini?


:: 2005 6 April :: 11.16 pm

am currently having four converstations.....all about basically the same thing...

-matt likes arina, but he's not sure how she feels about him.
-sandy was talking about matt smith, but now were talking about me and peanut butter
-jackies talking about her boy :-D
-jills talking about her lack of a boy and being shy.

but we're all single, all five of us.

4 three drinks behind | martini?


:: 2005 5 April :: 9.56 pm
:: Music: enya-a day without rain

today.
doom doom de doom...today... was weird.

but fun!

its yet another realisation day of like leaving and college and missing people and growing up

eighteen seems so far away....yet i dont realise im seventeen.

how does that work ? why do i still feel like im twelve?

::shrugs:: i dont know. its sad. ama have to be here and everyones going away. i honestly think ill miss patrice the most, because of how close ive gotten to her and how i feel like i could talk to her about anything, although i know some stuff doesnt stay secret, its a small price to pay for such an awesome friend. sorry to anyone else who will get offended by this. i could go on for pages about friends, but patrice is special. we've been friends all four years and i dont know what im going to do without her next year. hopefully her comp'll work so we can IM each other. :-D.

am content with everything. things are going well.

ugh i feel sick, i just finished eating nasty cinnimon sticks from chuck e cheese....not so good but i was hungry....

so later ill eat chipotle...lol much better for churning stomachs....

today i went to the lacrosse game. it was a bunch of pillowed up guys hitting each other with sticks and falling over each other....it was more entertaining than football, cept in football, you can actually see the pelota!

okie all is happy and plain.

martini?


:: 2005 4 April :: 11.43 pm

i have a craving for peanut butter...

2 three drinks behind | martini?


:: 2005 4 April :: 12.52 am

when you hit obsession, sit down so it wont hurt as much when you fall.

lol.....now ama go attempt to find an actual quote...



okie...ten minutes later and im sort of successful...

Anger and jealousy can no more bear to lose sight of their objects than love.
~George Eliot



"Obsessed by a fairy tale, we spend our lives searching for a magic door and a lost kingdom of peace."
~Eugene O'Neill



'Mad' is a term we use to describe a man who is obsessed with one idea and nothing else.
~Ugo Betti



lol...this one's just funny...

"OBSESSED, p.p. Vexed by an evil spirit, like the Gadarene swine and other critics. Obsession was once more common than it is now. Arasthus tells of a peasant who was occupied by a different devil for every day in the week, and on Sundays by two. They were frequently seen, always walking in his shadow, when he had one, but were finally driven away by the village notary, a holy man; but they took the peasant with them, for he vanished utterly. A devil thrown out of a woman by the Archbishop of Rheims ran through the trees, pursued by a hundred persons, until the open country was reached, where by a leap higher than a church spire he escaped into a bird. A chaplain in Cromwell's army exorcised a soldier's obsessing devil by throwing the soldier into the water, when the devil came to the surface. The soldier, unfortunately, did not."
~Ambrose Pierce

ah, the beauty of being vague.

1 three drinks behind | martini?


:: 2005 3 April :: 3.50 am

pEaNuT bUtTeR
you know, i like pEaNuT bUtTeR. you can have it smooth or chunky and it shows by the label. its good on bread, but with celery too. you can open it up when you want it, and it's there, until you run out...but pEaNuT bUtTeR seems to last forever. its pleasently sticky so you cant possibly forget it in a moment, but not so much to be STUCK in your teeth and annoying. what's awesome is how everyone here knows what pEaNuT bUtTeR is, so when you ask for it, they open their pantry.

So thank you to all my friends for giving me some pEaNuT bUtTeR when i crave it. :-D

4 three drinks behind | martini?


:: 2005 2 April :: 1.17 am
:: Music: washer twisting, head pounding, computer buzzing...i gotta work on the music thing

today...like waht a normal journals about.
soooooooo...spring break is almost over.....

::pouts:: but i want an oompa loompa now daddy!

sorry...we listend to spotlight songs in the car today during our random two hour half-lostness...

there were oompa loompas in spotlight. they had red and pink striped leotards with legs and then shiny yellow jumpers (an overall skirt) and hats! they looked like oompa loompas to me.

anyway. tonight was a girls night. it was a party. we visited jill at the movie theatre because we were going to see a movie but then decided against it. then we drove. for a while. we were going to go to libertyville sports complex to see if campy's band was playing a joke or if they were actually playing...cuz its LSC...a weird place for a concert...and it was free...and campy said he needed an amp...and then didnt...so yea...but we didnt know where it was...so that went no where...then kristen decided we should look for mitsuwa...that landed us in wakegan...the opposite direction of mitsuwa...lol.

so then...we went back to the movie theatre cuz sandy wanted to talk to elliot and we were waiting for jill to get off work. they wanted to play an april fools joke on elliot and get stunkel to hit on him...he's a total homophob. but stunkel couldnt do it seriously...but then sin city let out and jeff happened to be there with all his friends. jill convinced him to do it and elliot just got pissed. it was good fun. later, justin was there. he saw sin city too but he was out having a cigarette (yuck!), but he got the irken symbol tattooed on his ankle, which could not be a cooler symbol. as much as i hate tattooes, i would get one.

then we watched friends at jackies house. kristen was not very happy about this. lol. oh well. jill showed up in a bit and then i took kristen home. she was pleased to know stunkel smiles at her name. :) yay kids!

all is happy and complete!



martini?


:: 2005 1 April :: 2.42 am
:: Music: "Sally's Song"~TNBC

situation
sense there´s something in the wind
That feels like tragedy´s at hand
And though I´d like to stand by him
Can´t shake this feeling that I have
The worst is just around the bend

What will become of my dear friend?
Where will his actions lead us then?
Although I´d like to join the crowd
In their enthusiastic cloud
Try as I may, it doesn´t last

martini?


:: 2005 31 March :: 12.04 am

today i got a ticket...and damn it, it had almost been a year since i got my license.

oddly, i am not too worried about it. i think my family will laugh at me, save my mum. but she wont do anything but yell because she'll be damned if she has to get up at six to take me and patrice and q and stunkel to school.

and my bro and dad are incredibly notorious for speeding so...yea...

my dad'll just say i need to go go-carting more often so i dont get the urge to go fast.

funny thing is it didnt feel like we were going 61...in a forty.

he wrote 55 on the ticket cuz 21-30 makes the price go up twenty dollars.

ama go to traffic school...

other than the potatoe peel-off, this is the most interesting part of spring break.

but it's been fun.

2 three drinks behind | martini?


:: 2005 29 March :: 1.56 am

so someone replied to my journal a couple of entries ago...and there was a link in his/her journal. it was to this ebay thing that is actually creepy.

Haunted Stitch Doll

Other Haunted Doll Link from Ebay Doll that I Haven't Read Yet


In other news, i watched a whole two hour documentary on dragons the other day, and it was really well done. First, they pointed out the fact that dragons have been found in several cultures ancient art throughout the world. How could something so widely known be myth? They found a dragon in an ice cave and they figured out how they flew, despite their weight and not very supporting wings. The very same hydrogen, produced by stomach bacteria, in combination with chewed platinum, could create the fire they breathed. It was something that was around in the time of the tyrannasaurus rex and would fight it for territory and food. The animals had to have lived after the meteor, because man could see them. The only animals that survived the disaster were the aquatic animals and those smaller than household cats. They reasoned that dragons had evolved into two different species, aquatic and terra. The bodies became thin and the wings more fin like, with longer rudder-like tails. They reemerged on land and the image explains the Chinese depiction of the creature. Moving westward, they became more land adapt again. But Medieval man power would kill off the species in all parts of the world. Then it floated from exsistance to mythology. How sad a life for such a beautiful thing.

an hour and forty five minutes of this. i was in awe.



only to learn...

"you know, this segment really made me believe dragons exsisted. Jim and I thought it would be cool to make dragons, the creature usually left in the background, the object of a story." ~Special story board creator who ruined two hours of my life~

so, now, i hate animal planet. it's back to national geographic and discovery channel for me.

martini?


:: 2005 28 March :: 1.44 am
:: Mood: mellow
:: Music: perlita, the dog whining

so i like all these names. i'm either a hippie or a roman.

December Tenth month
Halcyonia Calm; bird who calms wind and waves
Nox; Nyx Goddess of the night
Kalila Beloved
Arista Best
Jeremiah Sent by God
Mordecai Warrior
Isis Goddess of the stars
Sidra Star born
Elias The Lord is my God
Aziza Precious
Athena Goddess of wisdom & war
October Eighth month
Avariella Small, strong woman
Arachna Spider woman
Khaos Confusion
Crimson Red
Desdemona Of the devil
Ichabod Departed glory
Indigo Indian (from dye)/colour (blue-gray purple)

martini?


:: 2005 28 March :: 1.06 am

if you got ten dollars to one of these stores, which would you pick:

sears
bath and body works
sam goody
starbucks
old navy



okie...i can just borrow cds from the library because im not dying for anything...so probably not sam goody.

starbucks is good but i hate the people there...although that would be more quantity for the same amount of money.

bath and body works is good...i think its between that and old navy

i just hate how the sears card looks. i dont know what i would buy there... i dont think i like that store too much
maybe tomorrow ill go see if i can find anything i might like...



oh i want a dress this spring. a cute one. all springy. i can wear it to the banquet and maybe another for graduation. oh...i want a dress really badly for some reason.

1 three drinks behind | martini?


:: 2005 27 March :: 3.44 pm
:: Mood: creative

i have recently been overcome with strange creativity that has not graced me in a good year or so.

i suddenly have ideas for pictures and stories accompanying gradious images in my head. for nearly everything, except my columbia essay of course. although, im sure if i sat down and said...hurry the fuck up and do this, i would succeed.

alright...easter dinner at the neighbours house. then to work woo. this is like late lunch for me. lol...

happy easter again!

martini?


:: 2005 27 March :: 3.23 pm

this has been the longest day ever!!!

happy easter!!!!!!!

martini?


:: 2005 26 March :: 12.34 am
:: Music: Uninvited-Alanis Morrisette

woo day!
UNINVITED
Like anyone would be
I am flattered by your fascination with me
Like any hot-blooded woman
I have simply wanted an object to crave
But you, you're not allowed
You're uninvited
An unfortunate slight

Must be strangely exciting
To watch the stoic squirm
Must be somewhat hard telling
To watch them burn me shepherd
But you you're not allowed
You're uninvited
An unfortunate slight

Like any uncharted territory
I must seem greatly intriguing
You speak of my love like
You have experienced love like mine before
But this is not allowed
You're uninvited
An unfortunate slight

I don't think you unworthy
I need a moment to deliberate.

martini?


:: 2005 23 March :: 10.27 pm

holy night...

1 three drinks behind | martini?


:: 2005 23 March :: 4.24 pm

no matter what i do, they will not fire me! i hate chuck e. cheese! oh well...i work when i want. she told me to keep sunday quiet because she told everyone it was her fault.

it sucks.....i try to get in trouble and cant....i hate that.

in other news, see friends only. it's too...girl orientated for anyone else who might read it.

2 three drinks behind | martini?


:: 2005 22 March :: 9.10 pm
:: Music: Sally's song

I sense there's something in the wind
That feels like tragedy's at hand
And though I'd like to stand by him
Can't shake this feeling that I have
The worst is just around the bend

And does he notice my feelings for him?
And will he see how much he means to me?
I think it's not to be

What will become of my dear friend?
Where will his actions lead us then?
Although I'd like to join the crowd
In their enthusiastic cloud
Try as I may, it doesn't last

And will we ever end up together?
no, I think not, it's never to become
For I am not the one

i figured i'd make a fifth journal entry today...lol...being sick is boring.

martini?


:: 2005 22 March :: 7.28 pm

NOTE: Woohu journal kids should sign in because most of my entries are friends only. That is all.



i found this thing on a random woohu journal. i will now answer it.

Instructions: write ten [very personal] statements intended to different people. never tell which one is for who.


1. you were a perfect friend. until you forgot me.

2. if only you had never gone.

3. such a long friendship should continue on in the future. im sad that it has had a lag.

4. i'll miss you after this year. i'll search for you if i lose you.

5. i dont know what i did. you'll never tell me because that's how you are.

6. sorry if i hurt you.

7. i wish you would just love me. i'll never be that good.

8. i'm sorry it's been so long. i hate her too.

9. i'm glad we stopped being friends. you are despicable.

10. i wonder how'd be if it never ended.

i read them and they are so clear. hopefully they are more vague to everyone else.

martini?


:: 2005 22 March :: 6.42 pm







You Are a Sensitive Kisser


For you, kissing is a way to connect
And you need lot of care, attention, and privacy
It may take you a while to kiss someone...
But when you do, it's total fireworks


What's Your Kissing Style? Take This Quiz :-)











Your Gemstone is Orange Saphire


Courageous, optimistic, and successful.
Your confidence helps you handle the ups and downs of life


What Gemstone Are You? Take This Quiz :-)





i took this one twice......i dont agree but meh.







Your Scent is Mango


Sultry, sweet, and mellow
You enjoy every moment of life!


What Scent Are You? Take This Quiz :-)





mmm mango........







Your Inner Muse is Thalia


You are most like this playful muse of comedy.
Life is all about laughter to you, and you're a natural comic.
You make people laugh until their sides split.
And you're always up for some play time!


What Muse Are You? Take This Quiz :-)




funny, i knew that the muse for dance is terpsichore...:)
they're all greek...well.....muse....okie....clayton moment.







Men See You As Playful


Men want a challenge and you are the perfect playmate
You know how to push men's buttons and attract a wide range of guys
You enjoy living and loving - it's one of your most attractive qualities
Men are often consumed with desire for you, and you love that!

How Do Men See You? Take This Quiz :-)





interesting....very interesting....look she's wearing orange! i like orange.







Your Celebrity Sisters Are Jessica and Ashlee


Beautiful, feminine, and stylish.
Who care's if you're a bit of a daddy's girl?


Who Are Your Celebrity Sisters? Take This Quiz :-)





heh...wrong....ill try again...
woo..i fail....no one fits....ill stick with this....







You are Milk Chocolate


A total dreamer, you spend most of your time with your head in the clouds.
You often think of the future, and you are always working toward your ideal life.
Also nostelgic, you rarely forget a meaningful moment... even those from long ago.

What Kind of Chocolate Are You? Take This Quiz :-)






Your Ideal Hairstyle: Subtle Layers






What Hairstyle Is Right For You? Take This Quiz :-)








You Should Be In the Indigo Girls


Your all about expressing yourself through music
Lyrics are your poetry - think Sylvia Plath meets guitar


What Girl Group Should You Be In? Take This Quiz :-)





who? and too bad im horrible at poetry







You Are Boyish Sexy


You're the kind of girl who gets along with all the boys
Whether it's holding your own in a game of touch football...
Or kicking some major butt while playing Xbox.
You hang with the guys easily, while still keeping your girly sexiness.


What Kind of Sexy Are You? Take This Quiz :-)





oh...its turning more wrong lately...im starting to be such a girl......:(






Your Passion is Red!


You've got that spark - a good dose of intensity, power, and determination.
You do whatever you want in life ... to hell with what anyone thinks!
With so many interests and loves, you're always running around doing something new.
You have fire in your eyes, and it shows. Bet you're even wearing something red!


What Color is Your Passion? Take This Quiz :-)












You Are the Girl Next Door!


You're caring, warm, and the girl that nice guys want to marry.
Uncomplicated and simple, you've got an easy going attitude guys love.
But this doesn't mean you're dull - far from it!
You're a great conversationalist, and you're an expert at living the good life.


What Kind of Girl Are You? Take This Quiz :-)





that's nice...now what famous pinup am i? lol







You are Betty Grable


The ulitmate girl next door
You're the perfect girl for most guys
Pretty yet approachable. Beautiful yet real.


What Famous Pinup Are You? Take This Quiz :-)





who?

martini?


:: 2005 22 March :: 1.31 pm
:: Mood: rejuvenated
:: Music: Chevelle-An Evening with El Diablo

sick day!
today i stayed home cuz yesterday i wasn't feeling well at all. i think now that it might have been two weeks of not so much sleep and then the four hours......cuz sometimes if i stay up to late i get a similar feeling. but dont tell my mum that.....she already thinks im doing too much. anyway, at 7 o'clock this morning i was so dizzy that i could hardly get to my mum's bed.

but i am home now. it's fun. lol. i want to go rent the notebook. i had a sudden urge to watch it. just when pictures from a movie pop in your head. like that.

this is really a nonsense entry becuase i have two pages of a story to write and a collage to make and im procrastinating. i cant go downstairs cuz the cleaning ladies are here and i dont feel like getting dressed...at all.

it's pretty out.

okie....ama go mill about for a bit.

martini?


:: 2005 20 March :: 10.21 pm

I've decided to stop making excuses.

"Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there
with open arms and open eyes."

martini?


:: 2005 19 March :: 11.23 pm

The diamond cannot be polished without friction, nor the man perfected without trials. ~Chinese Proverb~

martini?


:: 2005 17 March :: 12.59 am
:: Music: cold, shaky, confused

HABANERA
L'Amour est un oiseau rebelle
Que nul ne peut apprivoiser
Et c'est bien en vain qu'on l'appelle,
S'il lui convient de refuser.

Rien n'y fait, menace ou prière,
L'un parle bien, l'autre se tait;
Et c'est l'autre que je préfère
Il n'a rien dit; mais il me tient.

L'Amour est un oiseau rebelle
L'Amour
Que nul ne peut apprivoiser
L'Amour
Et c'est bien en vain qu'on l'appelle
L'Amour
S'il lui convient de refuser
L'Amour


L'Amour est enfant de Bohême,
Il n'a jamais, jamais connu de loi,
Si tu ne m'aime pas, je t'aime,
Si je t'aime, prend garde à toi!

(Prends garde à toi)
Si tu ne m'aime pas si tu ne m'aimes pas je t'aime
(Prends garde à toi)
Mais si je t'aime si je t'aime prends garde à toi!

3 three drinks behind | martini?


:: 2005 15 March :: 7.58 pm

You scored as Art Freak. You artsy fartsy kid you. You rock my world.

Art Freak

56%

Loner

38%

Nerd

25%

Cheerleader/Jock

13%

Loser

0%

Punk Ass Kid

0%

What's You're Sterotype?
created with QuizFarm.com

martini?


:: 2005 15 March :: 6.04 pm
:: Mood: crushed

i'm sorry this is mostly about my mother. but it is my journal and no one gives me nearly as many problems as she does.

today she pissed me off because i gave her a list and asked her to buy me deoderant and tampons because im out of both. i wrote it down specifically, which she always complains no one writes things down, and asked nicely. she asked questions, and i wrote down the type.....specifically so that i wouldnt get mad at her when she bought the wrong thing.

i asked if she bought them and she says:

"no"

"thanks for your help."

"you're welcome!"

"You're horrible."

"i only buy it if it's dire."

"it sort of is. i have no deoderant or tampons."

"i didnt know you were in need."

"Yes. This is how i KNOW tv is more important than me. i gave you the list last night."

"i have things to do."


i called her.

"i had to walk elaine's dogs"

"that takes fifteen minutes. i hardly ask you for anything."

"i have things to do too jorie."

"yea. so do i. g'bye."

"maybe family should be as important as your 5:30 party."


"i'm not your maid."


i called her again:

"you know what you always yell at me for being with elaine and calling gail but gail doesnt know anything about your friends. and you stopped bringing them over because of all the things you tell them about me."

"that's not even the issue. i asked you to get something for me, taking great care to write it all down specifically so that you wouldnt get frustrated that it wasnt right and asked you nicely to get them and you didnt even try. the reason i saked is because im still a little sensitive about buying tampons. and you're right; you arent my maid, but you are my mother. if you werent my mother, id ask my mother to buy them for me, but since you are, you got asked. im sorry im such a huge burden. ill talk to you later."


yes. that's all. it's a little overdone but i hardly ask her for anything. its just upsetting.

martini?


:: 2005 14 March :: 8.39 am

from friday morning
Today’s one of those days where I really don’t feel like doing anything calm. I want to run or something. I hate this architectural drawing class. I will not be an architect. They are too quiet and awkward. Why cant he tell funny stories or something? Who wants to design a living room? I would like to wait a few years before I have to do that. Oh well. The point is that this class is boring and I am bored with it’s boring curriculum.

“it’s the perfect time of year, somewhere far away from here.”

I am eating special K. with strawberries. Dehydrated strawberries. They look so sad. I wonder if it hurts them to get dehydrated, because for us, it’s the most painful death. But maybe they’re technically dead when they are plucked from the vine. Strawberries grow on vines like raspberries, right? I wonder what having seeds is like. Do they just randomly burst once a month too? Or is it more like every two hours because a strawberries life span is so much shorter than ours.

If the average woman lives to seventy-five, and from the ages twelve to fifty, she is childworthy, that’s thirty eight years. Multiply that by twelve and you get four hundred and fifty six months. That’s a lot of eggs.

Seventy-five times twelve gets you nine hundred. So four hundred and fifty six divided by nine hundred equals 51%. The percentage of how often we get our menstral cycle is 1/456. So…now that I’ve done all that month work, even though it was unnecessary, a strawberry takes let’s say two weeks to fully develop and die. It probably takes the entire first week to grow useable seeds, which makes sense that it is approximately half it’s life and seeds are good even after death, like a chicken. There are 168 hours in a week. Multiply that by 1/456 and you get .368. Therefore, were a strawberry like us, their seeds would pop every 3 hours and seven minutes. Ours lasts a week, so a strawberry’s would have to equal every three quarters of an hour.

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4 three drinks behind | martini?


:: 2005 4 March :: 7.24 pm

so i definatly want to see cirque du soliel somewhere......i would go to australia to see them.......hell that'd be super awesome.

i want to see a broadway show really badly.......or even go to london

oh man

how about just a really big show in chicago......im supposed to go with jill and i really hope i can!

i also want to get my molars pulled.....

oh my lungs got all tied up when i was looking at the cirque stuff...

theres a show in toronto from the fourth to the twenty eighth of august!!!

i would drive myself up there just to see it.......and spend the seventy dollars on it!!!!

oh god........

going somewhere else would not only cure my desire to see it, but my desire to see something other than suburbia and fucking america!

ahhhhhhhh

i need to calm down i cant breathe......

oh i wanna meet gir too which i might be able to do!!!!!!!

know where.........someplace

know when......the week of JC......crap.

oh well ill be like gir is more important than running crew!!!

martini?

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