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2004 23 January :: 7.13pm
OH! POOPIE!
Wow......Its been a really long time since ive updated. Then again. I havent really been online much lately. Been too addicted to that stupid zoo tycoon game v_v Heh, oh well, its fun, and i almost beat it. So, so, very close. Hmmmm speaking of computer games, (to Jessica) I found that Dogz 5 game at the store yesterday :D Its only 20 buck and it looks like it kicks ass!! :P lol shut up all you people out there who are making fun of me at this point. So i like games where you get to feed animals, and play with them.......and make them have babies.....O.O ahem, yeah......anyway.........Guess thats all for now.... OH! I got to go to Kahunaville with Justin and his mom and dad yesterday :) that restaraunt kicks butt!! We were talking about all the animals they should put in there and stuff :) Anyway.......yeah....my hip still hurts....Not as much as of today but it still hurts....For those of you who dont know the story and are wondering what the heck im talkin about, I went to Box's house on monday or something and we went sledding. They made their stupid ramp thing at the bottom and i was going down the hill and they told me to go over it so i did and i went really high and landed on my lower back. I thought i had broke it for a minute :S it really hurt. But yeah........anyway........I guess everything is all good..........
Have a nice day Y'all :).............man i hate that word v_v
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2004 22 January :: 11.37am
:: Music: The Used
Another one of my dreams
I was at a store with my parents, and I was walking around on my own, because I was bored. For some reason I was wearing Stephanie's bathing suit. I turned this corner and saw Joe standing in the check out. I went up to him and he said, "Kate!" and smiled. Then he looked down at me and saw I was in a bathing suit. He asked, "Why are you wearing that?"
I said, "I dunno," and hugged him. Then we went out to his car, because apparently he had a car now. We sat in there, and then he started to drive away. I told him to stop. He wouldn't and kept getting farther from the store. I asked, "Where are you going?"
He said, "DEBs, then a movie."
I said, "No, we can't do that. I'll be gone too long. My parents will notice." He wouldn't turn around though. I started to panic a little and kept telling him to turn around, but he still wouldn't. Eventually I knew it was doing no good and I knew I'd already get in a lot of trouble, so I just said fuck it and decided to stay out late with him and have fun. I remember we did go to see a movie. After that we drove around some more. I sang part of a Red Hot Chili Peppers song too. "To finger paint is not a sin, I stick my middle finger in." I have no idea why.
Eventually we stopped somewhere, and somehow it was on top of a roof of an old building. There were two men on the roof with us and they were talking angerly and one was wearing an orange jumpsuit thing. They were both murderers. Joe and I knew they were, so he tried to start the car and leave, but it wouldn't start. He tried several times, but none worked, so we finally decided that we'd have to try to sneak away on foot without them noticing.
As we were walking away, one man said, "hey! Their car won't start! You get the motor, I'll take this part," and then they started toward us, so we went around this tarp and under it was water, so we jumped in the water. We swam down to the very bottom and it was a big pool. We didn't go to the surface for a long time because we didn't want the murderers to see us. We could talk underwater too.
"I can't hold my breath much longer," I said. Then we saw the legs of someone standing in the pool.
Joe said, "we'll have to try to get out without this guy seeing us." When we broke the surface, we were right next to the person, on either side of them. It was a girl and she was beautiful. She had long wavy brown hair. She smiled at me and said something about how good pinpoints are. I looked down at her chest and there were tons and tons of little balls of blood, where she had taken a small pin and pricked herself, all over. She washed herself off and said she'd help us. All I can remember is that she helped us get back home, somehow. And that my parents were really angry.
My dad said, "you're grounded for 6th months!"
I said, "What?! 6th months?!"
He said, "Okay, you're grounded for 1 month!"
Then I woke up to my mom tipping my water all over my desk.
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2004 16 January :: 1.39pm
:: Music: Thursday - A Hole in the World
Quotes from the second Marking Period
10/27
"You're a crackhead." - Peter (last name unknown)
"*sings* I could wear my sunglasses at night." - Ron Wheaton
"What does the phrase 'big juicy scoop' remind you of?" - Jake Watson
10/28
"Someone told me I looked like their grandma's couch." - Amanda (last name unknown)
"Jennifer Lopez is so hot." - Emily Rowe
10/29
"What's a homo?" - Mr. Reed
"I was spooning with my dog before I came to school." - Stephanie Lewis
10/30
"I wanna steal your lip." - Neilee Metzger
"I wanna poke your cleavage." - Kate
"Nice to know I have gopher qualities." - Kate
"Oh shit, I shot Marvin in the face." - Jay Ruster
"Now I can drink fluids out of things without putting my mouth on... things." - Ron Wheaton
"When you least expect it, I'll be there, sniffing your hair." - Emily Rowe
"They don't play gore anymore, do they?" - Mrs. Olsen
"Yeah." - Tyler Metzger
"Oh they do? Good." - Mrs. Olsen
"The world burns around us, not in us." - Joe Castine
10/31
"Shh, I'm sharin' my life here." - Mrs. Olsen
11/1
"My grandma has butterballs." - Stephanie Lewis
"Kate, I just got spanked." - Stephanie Lewis
11/3
"I'm such a sweaty mop." - Justine Gunneson
11/4
"Ya wanna dance old man?" - Emily Rowe
"I have muscle, it's just covered." - Ron Wheaton
11/5
"It's like when you stick your finger in your belly button for like, an hour, and it smells really bad." - Emily Rowe
"I grope everyone equally." - Kate
"My pee's gonna flow in a minute." - Stephanie Lewis
"I love corn. Especially when it's on my ass." - Joe Castine
"Look at that beaner juice." - Joe Castine
"They start out swearing, then get naked, then they're killing people." - Mrs. Olsen
"If you all pass out, I'm not giving you mouth-to-mouth." - Mrs. Olsen
11/6
"Good ol' pornography." - Zach Ebenstein
11/10
"A turkey-human! With squirral hands!" - Neilee Metzger
"What's mellophobia a fear of?" - Mr. Reed
"...melons?" - Kate
"Phyllis has milky hair." - Stephanie Lewis
"What's with the stupid 'A' on his shirt?" - Kate
"It's his shirt, dear. You said her." - Neilee Metzger
"Nuhuh. He said she." - Ron Wheaton
11/13
"We can dance, we can dance, everyone can look at your pants." - Emily Rowe
11/14
"Every word she says I want to slap back in her face and make her choke on it." - Stephanie Lewis
"You may be slick, but I'm quick." - Jacqui DeFouw
11/18
"If it has a penis and he's hot, I like him." - Neilee Metzger
11/19
"Mr. Carr's a fruit loop." - Stephanie Lewis
"I can't get my shirt off, I think Mike's gonna have to do it." - Stephanie Lewis
11/20
"Why are you dating tall guys with small penises? Nobody likes sex until they have it. It seems all bad till you do it. See this is my thoery on sex. If everybody was makin' love everyone would be happy. See this is why all those kids come to school with guns and shit, they're not getting laid! If they were gettin' some they'd be happy, they'd be good. Look at the 60's: everybody was making love and smoking weed. Everybody was happy living in their vans with 15 people. Everyone was good. Cause everyone was getting laid." - Emily Rowe
"I think it's stupid when boys call girls gay. Guys love watchin' girls make-out, so how is calling some girl gay a bad comment to her? I think being gay is beautiful." - Emily Rowe
"Toucan Sam, the fruit loop man." - Emily Rowe
"If you're ever in my house, you can't lick the walls." - Fournier
"He told me to go lick a dead deer before." - Jake Shain
"It tasted like runny eggs with chunks in it." - Bill Korb
"I've seen old people porn." - Stephanie Lewis
"See, like Emily said, if we were all gettin' laid, we'd be good." - Kate
"Yeah, that's why Ashley's so angry all the time." - Stephanie Lewis
"Who do I wanna get laid by, huh?" - Ashley
"Me. I'm the love master, yo. Just like Kate; Kate's a beast." - Stephanie Lewis
"Cripples make the best lovers." - Stephanie Lewis
"Morons need more-Ron." - Ron Wheaton
11/21
"Hand him some chicken and be like, 'wanna get married?'" - Emily Rowe
11/24
"Silly Kate, trix are for kids." - Emily Rowe
"Pink will never be in." - Joe Castine
"It has no flavor, no taste. Oh wait... that's the same thing." - Jacqui DeFouw
"I don't know too many people who have been fucked up the ear." - Rob Shively
11/25
"If you give me candy, you can seduce me. It's what you really want in the end." - Emily Rowe
"They're kinda hard to eat because they're so furry." - Mrs. Crowley
"Take their dildo, set it on fire, and make 'em eat it." - Amanda Covey
"She looks great and she's good with a gun; what more do you want?" - Mrs. Olsen
11/30
"When I get to heaven, I won't have to sit on toilet seats that people peed on." - Lorrie Shelton
12/1
"I didn't ask what species you are, I asked who you were." - Emily Rowe
12/2
"Think of a volcano as the anus of the Earth." - Fournier
"She was trying to do this lesbian religious belly dance for Courtney." - Stephanie Lewis
"Do you go ass diving for Joyce's ass potatoes?" - Stephanie Lewis
"I think Ashley should get hit by a car." - Stephanie Lewis
"Thanks." - Ashley
"I'll be driving the car." - Kate
"If nut had a taste, it'd taste like rye bread." - Jay Ruster
"Don't make me spit sandwich all over your face." - Joe Castine
12/3
"Her cock is bruised." - Stephanie Lewis
"They've been talking to hobos." - Mrs. Olsen
12/4
"In 50 years, you'll just be a name on a tombstone somewhere." - Mrs. Olsen
"They're throwing seeds, how is that risque?" - Amanda Bigney
"You'd be surprised where risque can happen." - Mrs. Olsen
"All those black people doin' their thing out there." - Mrs. Olsen
12/5
"My goal in life is to have sex on a moving roller coaster." - Courtney Rae
12/10
"That means 'I lick myself.'" - Mrs. Crowley
"I was president of the geek club. I was proud." - Fournier
"She'll rip a little ass for ya, if you want. You can bite a piece o' that out of the air." - Stephanie Lewis
"We don't beat people, we whip them." - Ron Wheaton
"Most of the streetwalkers I've seen wear jeans. I see 'em down on division. My husband has a lot of rentals in the ghetto." - Mrs. Olsen
"Somehow we got off on hookers." - Mrs. Olsen
12/11
"Fat cats are pleasing to me." - Mrs. Crowley
"I hate democracy." - Corey Chase
"I like to think of it as 'love makes the world go 'round.'" - Fournier
12/12
"That was diet pepsi and trail mix; my recipe for vomit." - Stephanie Lewis
"I'm a pig fucker." - Jay Ruster
"How do you knock yourself up?" - Ron Wheaton
12/15
"I didn't just draw it, it's real corn. I stole it from the field by the Cedar View. I'm a rebel." - Allyn Longcore
12/16
"Love makes death brief." - Mrs. Crowley (quoting a movie)
12/17
"I had to take my butt ball out." - Ron Wheaton
"Have you ever seen my PE shirt?" - Neilee Metzger
"The slutty one with the holes in the nipples?" - Ron Wheaton
"...no." - Neilee
"Oh yeah, that's mine." - Ron
12/18
"You kissed me on the boob." - Stephanie Lewis
12/20
"I think it's all in your plan to try to get me to die." - Lorrie Shelton
12/22
"God, if I cut my wrist open, she'd yell at me for bleeding on the floor." - Jay Ruster
"I shit you not." - Jay
1/5
"What's the plural word for penis?" - Stephanie Lewis
"Penises?" - Kate
"Penai." - Stephanie Lewis
1/6
"I'm gonna suck on some boobs." - Alex Grecheski
"I'm gonna slap Kate with my stick." - Stephanie Lewis
"Just remember, I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you." - Mrs. Olsen
"Yeah, I have radioactive spit." - Ron Wheaton
1/9
"Lick my ass. god." - Courtney Rae
"She's gonna make us rape her." - Courtney Rae
"They're pressing charges because it's not the first time he brought body parts to show-and-tell." - Mrs. Crowley
"Two of them go down on all fours, then the others jump on their butt." - Sam Hamilton
"Look at that pus-sack." - Stephanie Lewis
"I was hoping I'd fall on the floor so she'd start tearing my clothes off." - Some kid in the hallway
"No, I wanna eat your boob." - Joe Castine
"I realized yesterday I have a phobia of getting shot by a black guy." - Jay Ruster
1/13
"I'm about to crap my pants up here." - Mrs. Crowley
"What if the only way to get rid of chronic bronchitis was by pulling their tube out by their mouth and sucking out the mucus?"
- Stephanie Lewis
"I just stabbed myself in the milk bubble." - Stephanie Lewis
1/14
"I dreamt that Mike gave me head last night." - Stephanie Lewis
"Thirsty? Do you want to suckle my zipple?" - Joe Castine
1/16
"Sneak out, open the gates, and kill the city!" - Mrs. Olsen
"I doubt my husband could kill me. Though he says he could." - Mrs. Olsen
"Where do aids come from?" - Tyler Metzger
"Monkeys." - Mrs. Olsen
"Where do we get them?" - Tyler
"Sex. Sex with monkeys." - Mrs. Olsen
"See! They were having sex with their monkey buddies down in Africa and that's where aids came from." - Tyler
"I'm bored and horny... and hungry. These things are close to unbearable when only one is happening, but all three... it's a trio of terror."
- Ron Wheaton
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2004 16 January :: 12.01pm
:: Music: Thursday - Paris In Flames
Quotes
I wish you would read a little poetry sometimes.
Your ignorance cramps my conversation.
- Anthony Hope
Beauty in things exists in the mind which contemplates them.
- David Hume
A pleasure so exquisite as almost to amount to pain.
- Leigh Hunt
The great tragedy of Science - the slaying of a
beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact.
- T. H. Huxley
I am always at a loss to know how much
to believe of my own stories.
- Washinton Irving
There is no excellent beauty that hath not some
strangeness in the proportion.
- Francis Bacon
Read not to contradict and confute, nor to believe and
take for granted, nor to find talk and discourse, but to
weigh and consider.
- Francis Bacon
There is a certain relief in change, even
though it be from bad to worse; as I have
found in travelling in a stage-coach, that it
is often a comfort to shift one's position
and be bruised in a new place.
- Washinton Irving
Sir, I have found you an argument; but I am not
obliged to find you an understanding.
- Samuel Johnson
What is written without effort is in general read
without pleasure
- Samuel Johnson
Truth is the cry of all, but the game of the few.
- Bishop Berkeley
Children of the future age,
Reading this indignant page,
Know that in a former time,
Love, sweet love, was thought a crime.
- William Blake
Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.
- Oscar Wilde
Journeys end in lovers meeting.
- William Shakespeare
Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but usually
manages to pick himself up, walk over or around it, and carry on.
- Winston Churchill
The moment you have in your heart this
extraordinary thing called love and feel the depth,
the delight, the ecstasy of it, you will discover that
for you the world is transformed.
- J. Krishnamurti
Lookin back, I have this to regret, that too often when I loved, I did not say so.
- Daving Grayson
A speech is like a love affair. Any fool
can start it, but to end it requires considerable skill.
- Lord Mancroft
No problem can withstand the assault of sustained thinking.
- Voltaire
So sweet love seemed that April morn.
When first we kissed beside the thorn,
So strangely sweet, it was not strange
We thought that love could never change.
- Robert Seymour
The mind has a thousand eyes,
And the heart but one;
Yet the light of a whole life dies,
When love is done.
- Francis Bourdillon
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2004 14 January :: 9.31pm
:: Music: Korn - The Untouchables
Leave me alone.
You think women are confusing and you're just trying to figure them out. Well I'm not like other women. Don't use whatever you've "figured out" on me. Just treat me like another person. I'm not going to get mad at you for a stupid reason. I'm not going to stop you from hanging out with other girls. I'm not going to do anything unreasonable. I'm straightforward about those things to everyone. I don't hint around or whatever. I'm just really annoyed when people think I'm like other girls.
Don't assume anything about me.
I don't ask for much, and what I do ask for, is simple. Here's a few basic guidelines.
- Never call me Katie.
- Trust me.
- If I talk about a problem, really listen to me, or tell me you don't want to hear. There's no middle ground.
- I don't ask for respect from you, but I ask that you let me earn it.
The last and most important...
- Don't assume you know anything about me.
Seriously. I can't stress that enough.
Oh and, nobody comment saying, "I feel just like that!" because I doubt anyone can feel exactly as another does.
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2004 14 January :: 5.14pm
:: Music: Korn
Oh, come on. Read mine too.
FAIRY TALE  nce upon a time there has a young PIRATE named JAMES. He was SUPER CHEWING in the DISEASED forest when he met CLEAR JAY, a run-away SALT LICKER from the IMMORTAL Queen COURTNEY.
JAMES could see that CLEAR JAY was hungry so he reached into his CEREAL BOX and give him his RAINBOW GUMBALLS. CLEAR JAY was thankful for JAMES's GUMBALLS, so he told JAMES a very METALLIC story about Queen COURTNEY's daughter STACY. How her mother, the IMMORTAL Queen COURTNEY, kept her locked away in a THEATRE protected by a gigantic MOOSE, because STACY was so GRAINY. JAMES ROLLED OVER. He vowed to CLEAR JAY the SALT LICKER that he would save the GRAINY STACY. He would USE the MOOSE, and take STACY far away from her evil mother, the IMMORTAL Queen COURTNEY, and TWITCH her. Then, all of the sudden, there was a MORBIDLY OBESE TORNADO and CLEAR JAY the SALT LICKER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic MOOSE from his story. IMMORTAL Queen COURTNEY SUCKED out from behind a HAIR DRYER and struck JAMES dead. In the far off THEATRE you could hear a "FUCK!". THE END. Make your own Fairy Tale at fuali.com
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2004 12 January :: 3.29pm
:: Mood: contemplative
:: Music: Brand New
I dread the upcoming biology exam. It's over 3 chapters of evolution and shit that I don't know. It's so hard to pay attention in that class. Fournier is a bad teacher.
I'm not too worried about any other exam though. Except maybe the one in BMMT.. but Alyssa can help me a little and vice versa since we're next to eachother ; ) I'm so glad I'm done with that class after this week.
I got a part in the play.. I'm a wolf. I don't think I have very many lines, but at least it's a part, I suppose.
I'm really tired. A nap sounds heavenly, but I won't let myself fall asleep, or else tonight will suck insanely.
I'm trying to find things to write about, but I really have nothing interesting to update on. Sorry.
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2004 9 January :: 3.47pm
Two more Quizes
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2004 8 January :: 5.59pm
:: Music: Story of the Year
Eh. Copied Joe. I'm bored.
Read more..
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2004 7 January :: 3.07pm
:: Music: Silence O_O
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!!! :D.............yesterday >.>
Kick butt, :) Yesterday was my birtday. And as of now, i am legal to have sex! lol, not that im going to, or anthing, I just thought that was pretty damn cool >.>
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What the hell???......Well...isnt that.....interesting? >.>
My boyfriend is weird :S I just got off the phone with him and he was standing in his bathroom naked looking at his belly button :S He was naked cuz he was getting ready to get in the shower but still >.> ........wierdo....
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2004 6 January :: 9.05pm
I feel so accomplissssshed. I finally finished my first complete story. :D eeee
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2004 5 January :: 9.29pm
This.. is gay.
I now have Driver's Ed for Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, AND Thursday. With guitar lessons also on Wednesday.
Meaning my internet use will be cut short, so I won't go behind on homework. And I probably won't even be able to do any homework on those unfortunate Wednesdays.
Little internet + lots of boring driving classes + extra time used only on homework = Low level of happiness for Kate.
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2004 5 January :: 6.20am
I finally fell asleep about an hour and 40 minutes ago. Then got up at 6 for school. I have about an hour and 40 minutes of sleep to function on at school today.
I really could not fall asleep last night. Went to bed at 10pm, fell asleep around 4:40am.
I must have really fucked up my sleep schedule over break.
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2004 3 January :: 8.59pm
:: Music: Hot Hot Heat - Bandages
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