:: 2006 20 April :: 11.07 am

well kids, its official, im goin to the OC the 26th (next wed) till the 11th of next month

/w00tsauce

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:: 2006 18 April :: 12.29 pm

HOW TO POOP AT WORK
We've all been there but don't like to admit it. We've all kicked
back in our cubicles and suddenly felt something brewing down
below.

As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORK POOP is
inevitable. For those who hate pooping at work, following is the
Survival Guide for taking a dump at work.

CROP DUSTING
When farting, you walk briskly around the office so the
smell is not in your area and everyone else gets a whiff but
doesn't know where it came from. Be careful when you do this. Do not stop
until the full fart has been expelled. Walk an extra 30 feet to
make sure the smell has left your pants.

FLY BY
The act of scouting out a bathroom before pooping. Walk in and check for other poopers.
If there are others in the bathroom, leave and come back again. Be
careful not to become a FREQUENT FLYER. People may become
suspicious if they catch you constantly going into the bathroom.

ESCAPEE
A fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal or
forcing a poop in a stall. This is usually accompanied by a sudden
wave of embarrassment. If you release an escapee, do not
acknowledge it. Pretend it did not happen. If you are standing next to the
farter in the urinal, pretend you did not hear it. No one likes an
escapee. It is uncomfortable for all involved. Making a joke or
laughing makes both parties feel uneasy.

JAILBREAK
When forcing a poop, several farts slip out at a machine
gun pace. This is usually a side effect of diarrhea or a hangover.
If this should happen, do not panic. Remain in the stall until
everyone has left the bathroom to spare everyone the awkwardness of what
just occurred.

COURTESY FLUSH
The act of flushing the toilet the instant the poop
hits the water. This reduces the amount of air time the poop has to
stink up the bathroom. This can help you avoid being caught doing the
WALKOF SHAME.

WALK OF SHAME
Walking from the stall, to the sink, to the door after you have just stunk up the bathroom. This can be a very
uncomfortable moment if someone walks in and busts you. As with
farts, it is best to pretend that the smell does not exist. Can be
avoided with the use of the COURTESY FLUSH.

OUT OF THE CLOSET POOPER
A colleague who poops at work and is proud
of it. You will often see an Out Of The Closet Pooper enter the
bathroom with a newspaper or magazine under his or her arm. Always
look around the office for the Out Of The Closet Pooper before
entering the bathroom.

THE POOPING FRIENDS NETWORK (P. F. N)
A group of co-workers who band
together to ensure emergency pooping goes off without incident.
This group can help you to monitor the whereabouts of Out Of The Closet
Poopers, and identify SAFE HAVENS.

SAFE HAVENS
A seldom used bathroom somewhere in the building where you can least expect
visitors. Try floors that are predominantly of the opposite sex.
This will reduce the odds of a pooper of your sex entering the
bathroom.

TURD BURGLAR
Someone who does not realize that you are in the stall
and tries to force the door open. This is one of the most shocking
and vulnerable moments that can occur when taking a poop at work.
If this occurs, remain in the stall until the Turd Burglar leaves.
This way you will avoid all uncomfortable eye contact.

CAMO-COUGH
A phony cough that alerts all new entrants into the
bathroom that you are in a stall. This can be used to cover-up a
WATERMELON, or to alert potential Turd Burglars. Very effective
when used in conjunction with an ASTAIRE.

ASTAIRE
A subtle toe-tap that is used to alert potential Turd
Burglars that you are occupying a stall. This will remove all doubt
that the stall is occupied. If you hear an Astaire, leave the
bathroom immediately so the pooper can poop in peace.

WATERMELON
A poop that creates a loud splash when hitting the
toilet water. This is also an embarrassing incident. If you feel a
Watermelon coming on, create a diversion. See CAMO-COUGH


buaahhahahahah!!!!

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:: 2006 17 April :: 2.31 am

GOOD fucking song

I'm the bonecracker, I'm the bonecracker,
I'm gonna come from benhind im the back atackka
I'm the bonecracker, I'm the bonecracker,
I'm gonna get in your mind and you'll find ill unwrap ya

sraight in your face im like mace
when you cry, you'll need a backbrace
the day that they find you unwind
you unbind you'll find that I'm lethal
I will give the beat to you in a hand-drill.

Inside, your mind,
inside your mind,
get it in, get it in,
come on get it in,
get it in, get it in,
come on get it in.

Get to the side 'cause I'm the bonecracker,
I'm gonna come from benhind im the back attacka,
rock and a ryhme and I start with the basement,
down to your feet and it aint 'cause you're wet,
the crack in the back and the cruisers of the night
strip the pipe at the bull-tip right to the bull-bed.

Inside, your mind,
inside, your mind,
inside, your mind,
inside, your mind.

Get it in, get it in,
come on get it in,
get it in, get it in,
come on get it in.

I'm the bonecracker, I'm the bonecracker,
I'm gonna come from benhind im the back attacka,
I'll track you back you track you so you track me,
drop down for the bonecrack 1-2-3!

Inside, your mind,
inside, your mind,
inside, your mind,
inside, your mind,
inside, inside,
inside your mind.

I'm the bonecracker,
I'm the bonecracker,
I'm the bonecracker.

get it in, get it in,
come on get it in.

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:: 2006 15 April :: 10.52 pm

We are but darkness and shadows. Eternal. Invisible.

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:: 2006 13 April :: 12.20 pm

*evil grin*
24.70.95.204

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:: 2006 14 April :: 12.43 pm

Funniest things said to a priest

Scholo

To (60) mage - Could I get some water plz?

From mage - Its 1G for 40(lvl 45) 3G for 20(lvl 60)

To mage - Your making the person that's going to keep you alive pay?????

From mage - I take it you dont know what its like to be a mage

-- I was not gonna pay him for water so I just got my warlock friend share what he had from a previous run. I let the mage die a few pulls later and he whispers me.

From mage - WTF was that, you are a $!@%ty healer REZ ME NOW

To mage - 50s for a rez. 1g for Greater Heal. 75s for Heal. Flash heal 1g. PW:S 50s. PW:F is on the
house.

From mage- F'n NOOB

ROFLMAO


another:
whispered: "hey, you wanna come do UBRS with my raid? We need a priest."

me: "I'm already in your raid . . ."

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:: 2006 9 April :: 7.38 pm

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:: 2006 5 April :: 5.16 pm

Foo Fighters
ok...they have seriously got to be like one of my favorite bands now

craziness

edit: oh...and im really starting to dislike nickelback...dont really know why tho

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:: 2006 3 April :: 12.16 pm

WTS [A Clue] PST

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:: 2006 2 April :: 7.27 am

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:: 2006 2 April :: 6.07 am

WOW its early...gotta take dani to the airport...

...i dont want her to leave

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:: 2006 28 March :: 4.05 pm

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:: 2006 26 March :: 1.37 am

sooo tired....good times.... O=)

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:: 2006 25 March :: 1.30 pm

Take the quiz:
What kind of muscle car are you?

1967 Shelby GT 500
You are a 1967 Shelby GT 500. You love your car because it's rare. You know you can whoop on most other cars, but you tend not to because you don't want to scratch your paint. You try to keep as many miles off of your car as you can.

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:: 2006 24 March :: 1.47 pm

A few facts you need to know or maybe not.

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)

(I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour
(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm......)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(okay, so that would be a good thing)

A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(what about that pig??)

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