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mbenznut

:: 2009 19 September :: 10.10pm

Cutie!

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mbenznut

:: 2009 14 September :: 10.56pm

Just watched the VMA’s. I dislike Kanye even more than I did before. Three good performances: Taylor Swift, Lady Gaga, and Pink. I really liked Pink’s performance, if only for the hot guy with her. I’m liking Beyonce more now, that was nice reintroduction for Taylor Swift.

I’m also really looking forward to New Moon. I got all caught up on the Sookie Stackhouse series, so I re-read the Twilight series. I’m amazed at how a poor author (Charlaine Harris) can keep me interested. I remember reading the Twilight series and thinking Stephenie Meyer needed a better editor. Now after the second reading I can appreciate how much better that series is. HBO has done a great job turning Harris’ books into a TV show.

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mbenznut

:: 2009 12 September :: 10.00pm

I just got a notice in the mail that I’m being evicted in 5 days. :-(

So this is what I get for paying rent on time every month for three years? Jackasses.

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jedibumblebee

:: 2009 12 September :: 2.47pm
:: Music: The Features- Lions

Oh, girl what are you thinking
I'm thinking that we
Should stick together
I reckon that we
Should follow our hearts

Let's stick together
Let's follow our hearts
Not even lions can tear us apart

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mbenznut

:: 2009 9 September :: 9.06pm

Did you throw up?

I tried, but I guess I don’t have a gag reflex.

One day, when you’re older, that’ll turn out to be a gift.

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taoman1121

:: 2009 29 August :: 1.43pm

Flight of the Conchords
Dave: "So you're just gonna elope. Just leave the city and leave the band?"

Jermaine: "Yeah. I'm going to New Jersey."

Dave: "Wow. New Jersey, huh? I'd love to go there, but I got a lot of shit going on in the States right now."

Jermaine: "Bye, Dave."

Dave: "Don't drink the water!"

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jedibumblebee

:: 2009 24 August :: 9.49pm
:: Music: Regina Spektor- Folding Chair

i'm not gone.
Let's get a silver bullet trailer and have a baby boy,
I'll safety pin his clothes all cool and you'll graffiti up his toys.
I've got a perfect body, but sometimes I forget,
I've got a perfect body, 'cause my eyelashes catch my sweat.

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mbenznut

:: 2009 24 August :: 8.14pm

E-mail to the Toyota corporation:

I attempted to purchase a car today. I first called Markquart Scion (my local dealer) and was appalled by the attitude of the saleswoman I spoke with. After a very unsuccessful phone call, I called Inner Grove Scion. I spoke with a very helpful woman named Bridget. While her dealership did not have the vehicle I wanted in stock, she did check area dealerships and found one that did. She gave me the contact information for Tom Kennedy at another dealership (I can’t remember the dealer’s name). I left a message with him at ten o’clock this morning and as of 8 o’clock this evening I have yet to receive a call back.

I am very disappointed because today was the last day for “Cash for Clunkers”, and I am now unable to take advantage of this program. I am amazed that I received acceptable service at only one of the three Scion dealerships that I called. If this is what I can expect from the shopping experience from Scion/Toyota/Lexus, I can safely say that my money will be spent elsewhere. I will also be sure to share today’s experience with my friends and family.

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mbenznut

:: 2009 19 August :: 1.36am

Which Lady Gaga song are you?

Based on your score:
LoveGame. You know that being you’re fully committed to your quest for fame doesn’t mean you can’t take a detour here and there to find the perfect disco stick to ride. Your ass has been squeezed by sexy cupid, so your mission to take over the world one sequin at a time unashamedly includes healthy doses of both glamour and heavy touching.

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mbenznut

:: 2009 11 August :: 3.42am

What are you in for?

Sodomy with a tree.

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mbenznut

:: 2009 5 August :: 7.10pm

You dance like an epileptic on meth.

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jedibumblebee

:: 2009 3 August :: 9.41pm



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jedibumblebee

:: 2009 3 August :: 8.51pm
:: Music: Death Cab for Cutie- Little Bribes

You said this city has a beating heart/ That pushes people down the blvd/ They're all hoping for a wish fulfilled/ In a desert for a dollar bill/ Those foolish dreams, you know they plague me still
The Eiffel Tower built to smaller scale
The freshest oxygen I'd ever inhale
I tapped a bottle against the safety rail killing time

And you were like a walking compliment
Tall in stature and exceptionally read
In dummy glasses and a cardigan
Oh, come on

And oh so empty were the faces of the dealers and the waitresses around

You said that all these things you've learned to ignore
The hidden cameras on the casino floor
And what gets paid for behind hotel doors
Oh, come on

Pretend every slot machine is a robot amputee waving hello
The people stare into their eyes
And they feed them little bribes and then they go

The never-ending twilight
In a basement where the sun has never spilt
You said that you were lonely
And then we kissed like lonely people do

You said this city has a beating heart
That pushes people down the boulevard
And they're all hoping for a wish fulfilled
In a desert for a dollar bill
Those foolish dreams, you know they plague me still
Oh, come on

And oh so empty were the faces of the dealers and the waitresses around
And oh so empty were the faces of the dealers and the waitresses around

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mbenznut

:: 2009 2 August :: 10.54pm

Quote of the day:

It is better to be beautiful than to be good,
but it is better to be good than to be ugly.

-- Oscar Wilde

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mbenznut

:: 2009 30 July :: 10.15pm

Stumbled across this again. Makes me miss the doggies.

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