Mike's So Called Life

:: 2007 5 June :: 10.19pm

Just watched the season premier of Kathy Griffin�s My Life on the D-List. Fucking fabulous!

:: 2007 5 June :: 8.43pm

Dude, that penis is sweet!

:: 2007 1 June :: 12.47pm

How many shots in a fifth? Chug, chug, chug, that many.

:: 2007 1 June :: 11.22am

Weekly Grocery Lists for Ennis Del Mar and Jack Twist--Summer, 1962

WEEK ONE
Beans
Bacon
Coffee
Whiskey

WEEK TWO
Beans
Ham
Coffee
Whiskey

WEEK THREE
Beans
Bacon
Coffee
Whiskey
K-Y Jelly

WEEK FOUR
Beans
Pancetta
Coffee--espresso grind please
Whiskey
2 tubes K-Y Jelly

WEEK FIVE
Some nice fresh Fava beans
Jasmine rice
Prosciutto--about 8 ounces, thinly sliced
Medallions of veal--a pound at least
Porcini Mushrooms
A half pint of heavy whipping cream
One Cub Scout uniform--size 42 long
Five or six bottles of a good chardonnay
One large bottle Astro-glide

WEEK SIX
Yukon Gold potatoes
Heavy whipping cream
Asparagus (only the freshest and thinnest spears, please)
Eggs
Lemons
Gruyere cheese (aged, please)
Walnuts
Arugula
Butter
Olive oil
Balsamic vinegar
Six yards white silk organdy
Six yards pale ivory taffeta
At least a case of Chardonnay
One large tin Crisco

:: 2007 31 May :: 5.17pm

Hmm, alcoholism as a superpower�

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brutisimo

:: 2003 10 June :: 10.27am

I am siting on my bed writing in my journal. I didn't know how much I missed this. I went to caddy and stayed with the davis fam, which is becoming my fam. I also have a test in the morn. PRAGUE! WOOOT!!!

:: 2007 25 May :: 10.58pm

:: 2007 25 May :: 8.13pm
:: Music: Asia: Heat of the Moment

Juggernaut Ball Bearings

:: 2007 25 May :: 1.11pm

It's a bad sign when the people at the Chevrolet dealership know you by name and have your service folder hanging on the wall.

brutisimo

:: 2007 24 May :: 1.31am

So after reading Michelle's reply to my last entry here goes:

I am going t move on and not really look back, and i know that there were good things that happened, but there are not that many of those things that will continue when I do move on. Michelle you are one f only a handful of lasting things frim these four years. I think of you frequently too...for example tonight I was watching TV and there was a commercial that was Sarah Silverman patting a guy down and she touched his taint and he said the word...I loved it. TAINT!

anyway. I should get my cmputer back soon, and I will be able to update more often. I miss you and I appreciate your words of encouragement.

:: 2007 22 May :: 6.43am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yz5T1EEo8ws&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fjoemygod%2Eblogspot%2Ecom%2F

:: 2007 22 May :: 6.42am

From another's journal:

Saturday night I found myself chatting with a guy from Nottingham and a guy from Sydney, when naturally the conversation turned to American imperialism. I jokingly asked a friend nearby, "Quick, name five famous Australians." He hesitated and I added, "Besides Kylie." He said, "Oh, shoot. Um...there's her sister, Danni. Oh, and Nicole Kidman and Russell Crowe." I said, "Don't forget Crocodile Dundee." Who actually isn't a person. And that's where we got stuck. I couldn't even come up with John Howard, the Prime Minister. The English guy said, "And who's from Nottingham?" My eyes lit up, but he jumped in, "Besides Robin Hood." Damn.

jedibumblebee

:: 2007 21 May :: 9.35pm

And you may find yourself living in a shotgun shack
And you may find yourself in another part of the world
And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile
And you may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife
And you may ask yourself-Well...How did I get here ?

Letting the days go by/let the water hold me down
Letting the days go by/water flowing underground
Into the blue again/after the money�s gone
Once in a lifetime/water flowing underground.

And you may ask yourself
How do I work this ?
And you may ask yourself
Where is that large automobile ?
And you may tell yourself
This is not my beautiful house !
And you may tell yourself
This is not my beautiful wife !
Letting the days go by/let the water hold me down
Letting the days go by/water flowing underground
Into the blue again/after the money�s gone
Once in a lifetime/water flowing underground.

Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was...
Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was...
Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was...

Water dissolving...and water removing
There is water at the bottom of the ocean
Carry the water at the bottom of the ocean
Remove the water at the bottom of the ocean !

Letting the days go by/let the water hold me down
Letting the days go by/water flowing underground
Into the blue again/in the silent water
Under the rocks and stones/there is water underground.

Letting the days go by/let the water hold me down
Letting the days go by/water flowing underground
Into the blue again/after the money�s gone
Once in a lifetime/water flowing underground.

And you may ask yourself
What is that beautiful house ?
And you may ask yourself
Where does that highway go ?
And you may ask yourself
Am I right ?...Am I wrong ?
And you may tell yourself
MY GOD !...WHAT HAVE I DONE ?

Letting the days go by/let the water hold me down
Letting the days go by/water flowing underground
Into the blue again/in the silent water
Under the rocks and stones/there is water underground.

Letting the days go by/let the water hold me down
Letting the days go by/water flowing underground
Into the blue again/after the money�s gone
Once in a lifetime/water flowing underground.

Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was...
Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was...
Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was...

taoman1121

:: 2007 21 May :: 7.30pm
:: Music: Stars

BOTB XIII
40) Bob Dylan - Thunder on the Mountain
39) Corinne Bailey Rae - Like A Star
38) Queens of the Stone Age - I Wanna Make It With Chu
37) Nellie McKay - We Had It Right
36) The Be Good Tanyas - The Littlest Birds
35) Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds - Rock of Gibraltar
34) Grandaddy - Elevate Myself
33) Eels - Losing Streak
32) Smoosh - Find a Way
31) Scissor Sisters - I Don't Feel Like Dancin'
30) Evanescence - Call Me When You're Sober
29) Teddybears f/ Iggy Pop - Punkrocker
28) Jenny Lewis & The Watson Twins - Handle with Care
27) Regina Spektor - Better
26) Badly Drawn Boy - Nothing's Gonna Change Your Mind
25) TV on the Radio - A Method
24) Modest Mouse - Spitting Venom
23) Arcade Fire - No Cars Go
22) The Killers - When You Were Young
21) Pearl Jam - Love Reign O'er Me
20) Stars - Set Yourself on Fire
19) Death Cab for Cutie - Crooked Teeth
18) All Too Much - More Than a Friend
17) Nellie McKay - Beecharmer
16) Snow Patrol - Set Fire to the Third Bar
15) Red Hot Chili Peppers - Snow ((Hey Oh))
14) Modest Mouse - Steam Engenius
13) Mama Cass - Make Your Own Kind of Music
12) Melissa Etheridge - I Need To Wake Up
11) Mychael Danna & DeVotcha - The Winner Is
10) Jarvis Cocker - Running the World
9) Foo Fighters - Skin and Bones
8) The Mountain Goats - Cotton
7) Bright Eyes - Four Winds
6) Jenny Lewis & The Watson Twins - Rise Up with Fists!!!
5) The Fratellis - Flathead
4) Regina Spektor - On the Radio
3) Dixie Chicks - Not Ready to Make Nice
2) Arcade Fire - Intervention
1) Modest Mouse - Dashboard

:: 2007 20 May :: 7.49pm

"Firm, well-bolstered, heat up quickly � if only I could find a date like that!"