German politicians tell men to have more sex.

Hmm. Interesting.

In other news, today is both my mother and Kelly's birthdays. So, accordingly, happy birthday to them!

I got a sword, which makes me armed and dangerous. Good news, eh? Pictures to follow.

Lots of thoughts lately, but nothing I can write about in here. I did type some of it, but decided to make it private lest people think that I am insane. Well, more insane than they already think I am. Basically it's stuff no one would want to hear.

I always seem to lose track of the days in summer. The only reason why I know the date every day is because of my job..and allow me to explain. There's some dogs there that I absolutely hate for various reasons, so I think, "Oh, they're leaving on the twenty-ninth, that's in three days!" or something similar. Otherwise, I would have no idea of the date. The date is important, because I figured that I would start thinking about opening Undaunted Courage sometime in July. That's not saying I'll actually read it, of course.

I watched Monty Python's The Meaning of Life today with Jeanette..good movie, but if I had to describe it in one word I would definitely say it was odd. I'd recommend it to anyone not easily offended. Entertaining scenes: the random bed coming out of the wall in the classroom so the teacher could proceed to have sex with his wife to demonstrate the principle of it; the tiger (in Africa?!); old pirate accountants; ladies with g-strings, bike helmets, knee pads, and no tops chasing a man off a cliff; the really fat man who threw up everywhere; basically the entire movie. I need to get my hands on more Python films. I'm thinking eBay..but then again, when am I not?

I was supposed to get paid today, but my boss forgot again. She always does, but whatever. It's not like I have bills to pay, or anything to really spend money on. I'm willing to consider this a good thing.

The scientists need to get a move on and invent suspended animation. I have this great idea for Date Dogs..if you care, ask me about it when I'm feeling particularly manic. I don't know if I could explain it otherwise.

I've been home alone for the past few days because my parents are busy with my grandparents, Marjorie is always at someone's house (not complaining about that), and Celia is never here anyways. I don't mind it, but I get incredibly bored. There's only so much you can do on the computer or so much of a book you can read or so long you can sleep for, especially if you are a closet insomniac. Jeanette and Gabby have come over randomly a couple times, which was nice.

I'm really just rambling, and it's not even interesting. I haven't been in the writing mood lately at all, hence the sporadic updates. Maybe I'll stop now. Yeah.

God my wrist hurts.

When was the last time I updated with an update longer than a few sentences? I have no idea.

Ha, my grandmother just called and wanted to know where my little sister was, so I told her. Then she said, "I didn't understand any of that. Talk slower." Bah, old people. It was funny though.

This summer has actually not been bad. I have cross country from seven to nine every morning, and that's fun. It's not as hard as I thought it would be, and I like the people there a lot. We get to go to the beach tomorrow, which should be..fun? I don't know. The Whitest Body In The World does not like to make public appearances.

I've been working a lot, which is nice. I get a lot of money, and that is definitely good. It'll help feed my eBay addiction. I have probably said that in past entries, but it's been a while. Forgive me. It's been so long since I've typed something for other people to read that I have forgotten how to form coherent and interesting sentences. Oh well!

Sometimes I like to go on walks or bike rides, and if anyone would like me to visit them, I can do that. Unless you live really far away, that is.

Oh it is too difficult to think of things to type anymore. I'm having a hard time putting the words together and also typing sans typos. Forget it.

Oh goodness, MORE pictures.
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A is for action
P is for paranoid, a is for anger
Out here in the void
C is for countdown
O is for over
LYPSE are for your lips smashed on mine when the world blows up

Hang hang hang on. Where do they go? Save your souls now, got to stay strong. Hang hang hang on, hanging on hanging on till the old man bangs a gong.

G is for greed
O is for order
V is for villains in the three-piece suits defining the borders
E is for empire
R is for revenue
N is for not for me but none was
MENT for you and me

Hang hang hang on. Where do they go? Save your soul now, got to stay strong. Hang hang hang on, hanging on hanging on till the old man bangs the gong.

We don't care if we're all right. All we wanna do is fight. Who cares if we're all right? Who cares when we can just fight?

D is for disease
E is for entropy
A is for acceptance so drop your futile weapons
T is for time [tick tock tick tock..] and you ain't got much left
H is for heaven or hell now let's hear it for
DEATH

Beggars, poets, hustlers. Wall Street, rich boy suckers. My friends, you know that no side's better in the end. We're all gonna fry together.

Hang hang hang on. Where should they go? Save your souls now, got to stay strong. Hang hang hang on, hanging on hanging on till the old man bangs..

Hang hang hang on. Where do they go? Save your souls now, got to stay strong. Hang hang hang on, hanging on hanging on till the old man bangs a gong.