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2008 6 August :: 4.10am
things are going amazing.
nuff said.
thank you kayliegh for pushing me into this.
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2008 4 August :: 7.18pm
We finally got around to rearranging our living room.
I have been begging and pleading and threatening doing it for months now..
And Mike finally caved and I bribed him into doing it.
And we have one of his turkeys on the wall.
The whole turkey.
On a perch.
And it sticks out from the wall.
Like 2.5 feet out from the wall.
A whole stuffed turkey..
From its beak to its feet, turkey.
And soon, there will be another one on the other end of the wall..
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2008 4 August :: 12.48am
some anon posted this, i'm still laughing.
9th grade:
My first sexual experience that actually involved nudity. While we're fondling each other, she asks me if I like Diet Coke.
Me: It's allright.
Girl: Well, I LOVE it. How 'bout you go get me a bottle of it?
I go downstairs and grab a 20 ounce bottle from the fridge. When I return, she says it's too cold.
Girl: How 'bout warming it up...by rubbing it on my tits?
So I began to rub her vigorously with the bottle. Soon enough, she asks me to shove it inside of her. She really enjoys it, and so do I because I KNOW that, with this girl, I'm definantly going to get off. That's when it gets crazy.
She rips out the bottle, opens it, and begins filling her VAGINA with Diet Coke. I swear, she nearly empties the volume into her VAGINA. I had seriously underestimated this VAGINA's liquid retention volume.
Girl: YOU LIKE DIET COKE?!?!?!? OH YEAH OH YEAH DRINK IT FROM ME!
I was noticebly freaked me, but I did want to get off, and I didn't want my first load-blow to be into 18.7 fluid ounces of a 0-calorie beverage. I began to go down on her, until she said the exact wrong thing.
Girl: OH YEAH, DRINK IT FROM ME! I'M THE KOOL-AID MAN! OH YEAH! OH YEAH!
I don't know how she did it with 16-year-old voice, but she sounded exactly like the Kool-Aid man from the commercials. I glanced at the wall, half-expecting him to burst through and over me a fruity beverage. I was extremely turned-off. She could tell, too. As she sat up to see what was wrong, she twisted her body in such a way that Diet Coke shot out of her VAGINA and all over my face, chest, and groin. And it was at that sticky, low-calorie moment that my parents chose to pull into the driveway.
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2008 2 August :: 7.12pm
so
here is me:
I currently live with my fiance in my parents house.
I am looking for a house so i don't feel like i am in a very awkward reflection of my life in High School
I have made new friends, i have lost some old ones and i am happy with how that has worked out.
yes, i gained weight, but i am also working out again and not depressed and thus i am not only loosing weight but also fighting demons so to speak...
Mike (my fiance) is leaving for Iraq next april, and i am working full time at my dad's store doing design and running most office operations. I dropped out of school because chicago is full of greedy lying bastards and scary places. But, it is a nice place to visit, and in my opinion not the best place to live (i fully admit that this statement is debatable, but i had bad experience where as you may have had good ones.)
No i am not pregnant nor have i had a kid, seeing as i have heard rumors. Other than that, i work and pay bills so i can hopefully in the near future go back to school, or at the very least buy my design programs.
toodles
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2008 2 August :: 2.28pm
GSP "Rush" vs Jon Fitch, GSP will hold his belt 100%.
Brock Lesnar vs Heath "Texas Crazy Horse" Herring = Hopefully the crazy horse can pull an upset.
Kenny "Kenflo" Florian vs Roger "the matador" hueta = Rog has this locked.
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2008 1 August :: 10.48pm
so uh yeah
hey wassup
how are all you peeps that i see and never have time to talk with?
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2008 31 July :: 10.16pm
Pineapple Express is over 9000 laughs, I got to see it tonight before it comes out
I lol'd, then I came
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2008 31 July :: 9.32pm
Its now been 48 hours since my last cigarette.
So far so good
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2008 30 July :: 7.35pm
22 Hours so far and i feel pretty good. This is one of the best decisions I've made in a long time.
Hopefully i feel this good after 72 hours.
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skife
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2008 30 July :: 3.32am
box will appericate the stuff they sell on this site.
http://kalecoauto.com/index.php?main_page=index
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skife
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2008 29 July :: 4.59pm
also, i'd like to say
I can ride my bike with no handlebars....
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skife
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2008 29 July :: 4.56pm
don't know what to do right about now.
no regrets though.
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2008 27 July :: 9.06pm
party in newaygo was kind of a flop, everyone was passed out at 11:30 ish and it was a bunch of people younger than me.
andy called me around 12 and i met him at his g/f's place just acrost the river, i got there and fell right asleep.
next day we "did some wheelie's on the thumper" and then went tubing down the little muskegon river, i'm beat now. so yeah, probably hit the bed early tonight.
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skife
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2008 26 July :: 7.42pm
TO THE WOODS!!!
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skife
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2008 26 July :: 3.28am
do you ever wonder why you save things from the past that should have been disposed of?
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