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2008 25 June :: 1.27pm
scored a job at keystone in greenville
8.85 an hour, whoop-de-do.
figure its going to cost me $10 a day in gas.
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2008 25 June :: 3.32am
Why the batman/superman movie will never happen....
*Fade in on the Gotham City Police Department. Batman addresses Commissioner Jim Gordon and his officers.*
Batman: There's no time to waste. Two-Face is holding the Second National Bank hostage, and we-
*Superman bursts in.*
Superman: Yo, Bruce-man, sorry I'm late. What's the sitch?
Batman: Well, as I wrote in the comprehensive brief I sent out-
Superman: Oh, no worries, totally glanced over that. Double-Face, right? What's his deal again? Laser eyes? Super-speed?
Batman: No, he's, um, obsessed with the number two.
Superman: Ha! No, seriously. What's he do? Mind control?
Batman: Well, he also has this skin condition.
Superman: Are you f*cking kidding me? One sec.
*Superman crashes out through the wall.*
Batman: Actually, the skin thing is more of a metaphor for the duality of-
*Superman flies back in, carrying a handcuffed Two-Face.*
Superman: Done.
Two-Face: WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED?
Superman: Also, while I was out, I went ahead and stopped crime. All of it.
Batman: But- The mission- My parents-
Superman: Dude, no worries, you can totally lighten up now.
*A single tear emerges from under Batman's cowl.*
Superman: Anyway, I'm headed to Cabo. Anybody want a lift?
*A cop tentatively raises his hand.*
Superman: Um, yeah, sorry man, when I say "anybody", I was really only talking to the chicks in the room. Any takers? No? Ah, well your loss. Later!
*Superman crashes through the other wall. Roll credits.*
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skife
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2008 23 June :: 12.57am
"also dude, Chinamen is not the preferred nomenclature, its asian american"
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jayzulla
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2008 19 June :: 12.51pm
:: Music: Lil Wayne - Lolipop
I bought Mass Effect for my 360. Its pretty sweet, wish that it was like 10 hours longer but eh what can you do. If anyone wants to burn me a copy of Lil Wayne - Carter 3 it would be much abliged. What have you windbags been up to you?
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skife
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2008 19 June :: 12.28am
this just needs to be posted
Toki Wartooth: [Toki and Skwisgaar are grocery shopping] Who is "wal... nuts?"
Skwisgaar Skwigelf: [Skwisgaar surreptitiously throws a box of tampons into Toki's cart] Uh, hey Toki, look inside of your basket.
[his voice barely conceals his amusement]
Skwisgaar Skwigelf: Guess why's you're in such a crappy mood: you have ladies' tampons... unside of it! And you buy them for yourself - go have a conversation with all the ladies and tell them your problems!
Toki Wartooth: YOU lady, Skwisgaar!
Skwisgaar Skwigelf: NO, I'M NOT!
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skife
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2008 15 June :: 2.17pm
Last night was pretty good, besides the train having to stop for an hour and a half to remove a tree from the tracks.
Got home at like 1:30, Dave, ryan, and jenny came and picked me up and we went out to ryan's house, we drank a couple beers and sat by the campfire, everyone was really happy to see me.
I got to bed around 5am, my mom made my bed a few days ago. I can never get the sheets like she can, like really tucked in nice and snug.
I got of the train and the window in the van was down and maddie dog went nuts and was barking at me.
It feels really good to be home, there is no tension here.
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skife
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2008 14 June :: 2.50pm
I'll be home at 10:30 tonight.
see you guys then.
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skife
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2008 13 June :: 1.16am
the backlight on my LCD on my laptop just took a shit.
So i get on toshiba's websit to lookup warranty info.
it expires 6/12/08
how convenient that the LCD fails 2 hours after the fucking warranty is up.
I'm going to call them tomorrow along with a list of other stuff i have to do.
who knows, maybe something good will come out of the deal.
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skife
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2008 12 June :: 9.27pm
For all you young'n guys out there, sometimes girls will ask you questions that are strange and out of the blue, just remember
Ignore them.
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phil-himself
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2008 10 June :: 7.44pm
I was riding my lawlercycle today and I found a friend
LAWLERturtle was all LIEK "HOW DO I DO POND?"
and I said, "IT'S OVER THERE LAWL!"
but he just kept walking in teh wrong direction.
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phil-himself
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2008 10 June :: 12.21pm
YOU ARE NOW THINKING ABOUT RICK ROLL
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rayray
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2008 9 June :: 4.51pm
Okay so for a more indepth update about my birthday festivities..
I'll begin with Friday..
We went over to Rich and Sara's to help Rich put up the pool and we had a cook-out. But it started storming so we just hung out there for awhile. Plus, we were told that Sheridan lost power so we didnt feel like coming home. Then we went to the Brickyard to watch Jimmie DJ.. and that was gay because he was drunk and making a fool out of himself. But that is Jimmie for you.. When we got home about midnight, we still didnt have power.
It finally came back on Saturday morning at like 7. The majority of Saturday was boring until Sara got out of work. Because then Rich, Sara, Mike and I went bowling. Which was a ton of fun. We totally got free drinks and free bowling. Because Rich said he was going to start a tab, and the lady never took his card.. So we said fuck it, we're out of here. And I got some pretty kick ass bowling shoes. Then we finally made our way to the Beer tent in Carson. Made a few drunken phone calls. Got free drinks at the beer tent too. And I actually danced, and Mike let us take pictures of him. So finally after all this time, we finally have a picture of the 2 of us.. but they are crappy ones because I was drunk and looked like hell from the rain.. Anyway, then we went to a party at some guy named Rex's house because it was his birthday too. That was fun for awhile, until I threw up and then we came home.
Even though I was puking drunk, Mike took really good care of me. Which I was very thankful for.
Yesterday was a pretty good day. Had another cook-out over to Rich and Sara's.
I got a really cute outfit from Aeropostale from Mike's daughter. And a pair of blue and green plaid bermuda's from Mike.
Now Im sick and I hate it. :(
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rayray
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2008 8 June :: 8.55pm
My birthday was one of the best ones I have had yet.
Free bowling.
Free Drinks.
Free bowling shoes.
I was trashed.
And my boyfriend took very good care of me.
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skife
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2008 8 June :: 11.20am
Happy birthday rache.
drink a few for me. :D
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