insomniac

this werid thing with like 500 questions.. I have no idea whyu i did it but i did. so there.
~You Stuff~
001. What is your name?Shelby
002. Spell your name backwards. yblehs
003. Date of birth: april 18
004. Male or female? female
005. Astrological sign: aries
006. Nicknames: billy, shirub, moochie, oh and my personal favorite 'get out of my way werido!'
007. Occupation? student, artist
008. Height: 5'1"ish
009. Weight: 120
010. Hair color: dark brown
011. Eye color: light brown
012. Where were you born? key west florida
013. Where do you reside now? same *sigh*
014. Age: 12
015. Screen names: Moochie135, lookimadeafunneh, child prodigy182, kar3kan0
016. E-mail addy:moochie135@aol.com
017. What does your screen name stand for? my nickname, moochie, since i can mooch about anything off anyone
019. What does your diary name stand for? i have insomniac sometimes..
020. Pets: a 7ish year old dog, Brownie, oh yeah I used to have a hampster for a little while but then I sold it
021. Number of candles you blew out on your last birthday cake? uhhh 11?
022. Piercings? 1 on each ear
023. Tattoo's? nope
024. Shoe size: ranges from 5ish-7ish
025. Righty or lefty? righty
026. Wearing: Clothes.
028. Feeling: quite cleansed, but I feel like it even more if i had a shower or something O-o;;
029. Eating/drinking: ice cold tap water

~Friends Stuff~
Which one of your friends is the....
030. Craziest? amber
031. Loudest? rachel
032. Nicest? arissa
033. Bitchiest? chian, but shes not really meh friend...
034. Life of the party? arissa
035. Jock? uhh...no.
036. Prep? china
037. Rebel? amber
038. Cutest? uhh....i dunno
039. Best friend of the same sex? amber and arissa
040. Best friend of the opposite sex? umm joey and christian were my really good freinds until i moved a few blocks away...
041. Most popular? rachel?
042. Rudest? me.
043. Most shy? me?
044. Dumbest? Morgan, naw just kidding, billy. heh XD
045. Smartest? math-wise: billy
046. Weirdest? morgan
047. Has the best hair? arissa
048. Best personality? theyre all cool
049. Most talented? they all have there talents
050. Most ghetto? uhh...riiight..
051. Most spolied? rachel
052. Drama queen? rachel/billy
053. Pain in the ass? china and brittany
054. Funniest? amber/dj/ben
055. Best advice giver? none of 'em
056. Druggie? none of 'em
057. Most likely to join a cult? umm....
058. Have you lost touch with a good friend recently? no..china was just a pond in my little sick game
059. Person you've been friends with the longest? geogria
060. How many friends do you have on your buddy list? 20 some, kinda new name, no one knows 'bout it

~Guys/Love/Kissing/And Other Stuff~
061. Have you ever been in love? I'm not sure.. ._.;;
062. How many people have you told "I love you" to? one person, not really sure if i do though.
064. How many people have you kissed? 0
065. Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex? cheek, not sexual though, like siserly thing
066. How many people have you dated? one..... kinda..
067. What do you look for in a guy/girl? good personality, funneh, fairly smart, clever, looks aren't THAT important
068. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? hair
069. What type of guy/girl do you usually go for? tall, different
070. Do you have a bf/gf? yeah but hes in hawaii... so...uhh..
071. If so where did you meet them? taekwondo, then he went to my school
072. What do you like most about your bf/gf? being funny
073. Do you have a crush right now? i guess not
074. If so who is it? ...
075. Do you believe in love at first sight? maybeh
076. Do you remember your first love? i dont know if thats what i would call it....lol
077. Who is the first person you kissed? never kissed no one
078. Do you believe in fate? kinda
079. Do you believe in soul mates? kinda
080. If so do you believe you'll ever find yours? i dunno, im not that luckeh



I cut one section out.........

~Family Stuff~
104. How many siblings do you have? 0
105. What are your parents names? sally and scott
106. What are your siblings names? damnit.. NONE!
107. How many siblings does your mother have? uno
108. How many siblings does your father have? 2
109. Where are your parents from? florida
110. Is your family close? NO WAY!
111. Does your family get together for holidays? not fath & mother sides, but mums side gets together with us
112. Do you have a drunk uncle? 2 and a drunk bastard grandfather
113. Any medical problems run through your family? mum had breat cancer 4 times and dad has a blood/liver desise, damnit, why wont he just keel over?!
114. Does someone in your family wear a toupee? not that im aware of
115. Do you have any nieces or nephews? nope
116. Are your parents divorced? YES!
117. Do you have step parents? ope
118. Has your family ever disowned another member of your family? i wish
119. If so for what? i said i wish
120. Did some of your family come to America from another country? uhhh i dunno, i got swedish and like scottish background or something like that a little english too.. i think...

~Music Stuff~
121. What song do you swear was written about you or your life? emotionless- Gc, Story of a girl-3 doors down, Deep in my heart- dj mystik
122. What's the most embarrasing cd you own? uhh... spice girls? got rid of that though..
123. What's the best cd you own? umm.. i got too many, i really like my michelle branch and the all-american rejects ones
124. What song do you absolutely hate? anything pop, besides j-pop
125. Do you sing in the shower? yes.. why?
126. What song reminds you of that special someone? boys of summer, iou one galxay-the ataris, hands down-dashboard confessional

~Okay, I Name An Artist And You Give A Lyric From Any One Of Their Songs!~
127. Pink: i can go for miles if you know what i mean
128. Aerosmith:just press play
129. Madonna: hey mr dj
130. Korn: i forgot the lyrics...
131. Backstreet Boys: i dun listen to them!
132. The Beatles: ditto
133. Sublime: i forgot the lyrics
134. J.Lo: i dun listen t oher but, love dont cost a thing
135. *Nsync: i hate then but.. pop.
136. Limp Bizkit:its just one of those days when you dont wanna wake up, everythings fucked, everybody sucks
137. Britney Spears: oops i did it again....(i hate you britney)
138. Creed: forgot the lyrics
139. Enrique Iglesias: feh..
140. Good Charlotte: its been a long, hard road without you by my side. why werent you there all the nights that we cryed, you broke my mothers heart you broke you children for life, its not okay but were all right..
141. Christina Aguilera: you are beautiful, no matter what they say
142. Eminem: lad-ladies and gengenelteman-gentleman
143. New Found Glory:when i wake up, yeah i know im gonna be, im gonna be that wakes up next to you
144. Kelly Clarkston: i freaking told you i dun listen to that crap
145. Kelly Osbourne: and the couchs sinking down throught the floor..
146. Mandy Moore: i missing you like candy?? i dunoo..
148. Aaliyah:we need a resolution??? feh dun ask meh
149. Nelly: i am number one
150. Alicia Keys: im falling in and out of love with you
151. Incubus: forget the lyrics

~Favorites~
152. Color: cerulan
153. Food: chicken ramen and chocolate creme pocky
154. Song: too many
155. Show: Inu-Yasha, FLCL, king of bandit jing, Cowboy Bebop, His and her circumstances, invader zim, futurama, harvey bird man attorney at law, the brak show, love hina, almost any anime
156. School subject: gifted (advanced social studdies, advanced reading) advanced math (mrs truhan rocks!!) and band (GO MRS D!!!)
157. Band/singer: something corperate, fountains of wayne, blink, sum, greenday, GC, nerf herder, new found glory, sugarcult, the all-american rejects, utada hikaru, the pillows, michelle branch, yellow card, midtown, custom, beastie boys, a bunch of others
158. Animal: tiger
159. Outfit: anything comfortable
160. Radio station: island 107.1 the new alternative rock station
161. Movie: the nightmare before christmas, princess monoke, anger management, whatever it takes, not another teen movie, idle hands, all the austin power movies, the italian job, the pirates of the caribbean, or anythign with johnny depp or seth green in it
162. Pair of shoes: meh plaid, pink and lime green hightop old school converse, and meh black fans
163. Cartoon: invader zim
164. Actor: johnny depp and seth green
165. Actress: i dunno
166. Potato chip: plain damnit!
167. Drink: sprite remix
168. Alcholic drink: medori colada
169. Holiday: christmas
170. Perfume/cologne: the AF smells goos, happeh is good and so is this addias snuff i think its 'move' or something
171. Pizza topping: i like plain pizza
172. Jello flavor: umm, cherry or orange
173. Lunch meat: cold cut trio
174. Board game: sorry, troble and tomagachi
175. Video game: .hack\\infection, kingdom hearts, ffx
176. Website: www.woohu.com
177. Book: Harry potters ones, love hina, angelic layer, king of bandit jing, kare kano, marmalade boy, inuyasha, the serise of unfortunate events
178. Computer game: bejeweled
179. Number: 14
180. Cereal: berry berry kix, old school rocks.
181. Comedian:jim beurwin (slepped it worng) denis leary, jim carry, jimmy fallon, chirst catan, will ferrel, robin willoms
182. Dessert: any thing chocolate.... with cherries of strawberries
183. Disney character: genie, captain jack sparrow(not really disney, but kinda..)
184. Clothing store: hot topic
185. Pasttime: reading, writting, drawing
186. Teacher: mrs sheehan, ms truhan, mrs dallas!!!
187. Childhood toy: jewel from 101 dalmations stuffed animal that barks and whimpers when you pet it.. i still have it
188. Carnival game/ride: Scrambler
189. Candy bar: Hersheys, regular
190. Magazine: new type
191. Salad dressing: i hate salad dressing
192. Thing to do on the weekend: hang out with my friends, you know who you are. Sleep, and do unfished work and crap
193. Hot drink: hot chocolate
194. Season: Fall, winter
195. Sport to watch: skating
196. Person to talk to online: anyone interesting

~Your Bedroom/Sleeping Habits~
197. What color are your sheets? white and blue i want black though, so much more relaxing
198. What color are your bedroom walls? white and some were like 30 year odl oolgay wallpaper, i want freaking black walls!
199. Do you have posters on your wall? i would but mums mean and wont let me, otherwise i wouldnt have any room left
200. If so of what? anime posters, johnny depp, seth green, comedians
201. Do you have a tv in your bedroom? yeah
202. How many pillows are on your bed? four
203. What do you normally sleep in? shirt and underware
204. Describe your favorite pair of pajamas: anything baggy enough to be comfortable.
205. What size bed do you have? like kinda larger then a double, maybeh queen
206. Do you have a waterbed/bunkbed/daybed? i got one of thouse beds that go up into the wall...
207. Do you have your own phone line in your bedroom? nope not yet
208. Do you listen to music while trying to fall asleep? yes i do
209. Describe the last nightmare you had: ill get back to you on that
210. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? not anymore
211. How many people can comfortably sleep in your bed? 2 maybeh three
212. Do you sleep in any unusual positions? im not sure..thats a good question
213. Do you have to share your bedroom with a sibling? nope
214. Do you snore? thankfully, no.How about drool? nopes
216. Do you have an alarm clock in your room? yeah
217. What color is the carpet in your room?id want something dark red purple blue or black but i got white tile
218. What's under your bed? dust bunnies

~This or that~
219. Coke/Pepsi: pepsi
220. Doughnuts/bagels:doughnuts
221. Day/night: night
222. Wicked witch of the east/wicked witch of the west: east
223. Heaven/hell: neither
224. Make love/have sex: kiss. once. thats it.
225. Coffee/tea: dun matter
226. Hamburgers/hotdogs: hamburger
227. Rap/rock: rock
228. Britney/Christina: neither
229. Swiss cheese/american cheese: american cheese...
230. Real World/Road Rules: road rules, they actually do snuff
231. Backstreet Boys/*Nsync: neither
232. Silver/gold: silver
233. Nike/Adidas: adidas
234. McDonalds/Taco Bell: both
235. Sweet/sour: cant i have both?
236. Punk/emo: both
237. Hot/cold: depends
238. Winter/summer: winter
239. Spring/fall: both
240. Operas/plays: plays
241. Read/watch tv: depends on my mood
242. Cd's/tapes: cds
243. Dvd's/vhs: dvd
244. Old/new: both, it really depends on what it is
245. Shorts/skirts: neither realy
246. Pink/red: both
247. Colored pictures/black and white photos: i like both
248. Meat/vegetables: meat
249. Mexican food/chinese food: chinese
250. Commercials/infomercials: infomercials
251. Scary movies/comedies: CANT I JUST HAVE BOTH!??!
252. Bikinis/one piece bathing suits: neither
253. Sandals/tennis shoes: sandals
254. Dogs/cats: dogs
255. Unicorns/fairies: fairies
256. Water/land: water
257. Sugar/spice: sugar
258. Black/white: black
259. ribbons/bows: ribbons, but arnt they the samething?
260. Chicken/beef: chicken
261. Colored christmas lights/regular white christmas lights: white lights if its a blue tree, regular if not
262. Cars/trucks: cars
263. Austin Powers/James Bond: austin powers
264. Popcorn/pretzels: pretzels
265. Hip/hop: uhh...now im confused...
266. Passionate kiss/peck: passionate
267. WWE wrestling/ real wrestling: neither
268. Back rub/foot massage: back rub
269. Picture frames/photo albums: frames
270. Pens/pencils: depends on what im doing

~What Is Your Opinion Of The Following~

271. Eminem: only rap besides the beastie boys that i listen to
272. Virgins: wuteva
273. God: so not real
274. The Osbournes: funny
275. Reality TV: stupid, fake as hell
276. J.Lo: ew...
277. Religion: whatever floats your boat
278. Emo music: good to listen to when depressed
279. Valentine's Day: they should just call it chocolate day.. if you get any..
280. Christina Aguilera's comeback: annoying and stupid
281. Homosexuals: i could care less, its who they are. good for them.
282. Abortion: if you can afford it...
283. Inter-racial relationships: wuteva
284. Murder: aa long as its not me
285. Death: final
286. Obesity: wuteva
287. Pre-marital sex: i realy dun care for this topic
288. Terrorism: therell never be peace.
289. Pornography: pictures and movies of naked people moaning, some torture, other things.. So what?
290. Fortune tellers: a bunch of douse-bags
291. Threesomes: unfaithfulness
292. Prostitution: god damnit what happened to dignity?!
293. Politics: just get rid of the taxes and ill vote for you
294. Country music: annoying
295. George W. Bush: a big, fat, country ass douse-bag
296. Cloning: prety cool actually
297. Britney's boobs: O-o;; Umm..
298. Gas prices in America: fucking rich goverment..

~Name Game~
What Do You Think Of When You Hear These Common Names?...
299. Jack: jack skellingtion and captain jack sparrow!
300. Tiffany: a perfume
301. Ben: Ben.
302. Maria: mexican food
303. Jennifer: preps
304. Nicole: me, anime snuff
305. Amy: skinny and plain on the outside, very inresting on the inside though
306. Adam: neopets
307. Richard: nerd
308. Justin: cool
309. Arnold: foot ball
310. Tom: this is the tom green show...
311. Melissa: ebony hair
312. Charlotte: great rock band
313. Harold: fatiness..
314. John: geek
315. Joel: one of the lead singers in GC
316. Vanessa: carlton
317. Michelle: branch
318. Kevin: annoying red head jock prep
320. Jake: pimple face
321. Billy: Arissa!!!
322. Sarah: stuck up and skinny as hell
323. Natalie: beautiful
324. Christy: breezy
325. Nick: skaterish
326. Linda: meh aunt!
327. Taylor: short little kid(s)
328. Jordan: somthing corperate
329. Jaime: kenedy
330. Adrian: kitty

~Have You Ever....~
331. Mooned anyone? no
332. Been on a diet? for liek a few hours XD
333. Been to a foreign country? no
334. Broken a bone? i think i broke my big toe once doing a spilt, bent it back
335. Swallowed a tooth/cap/filling? yea
336. Swear at a teacher? i think so, probably
338. Got in a fight? a rude neanderthal slaped me once, but that was it
Dated a teacher? no
340. Laughed so hard you peed your pants? yeah
341. Thought about killing your enemy? yeah
342. Gone skinny dipping? no..
343. Met another LJ member in the flesh? yeah, but i already knew her beforehand
344. Told a little white lie? yeah
345. Told a secret you swore not to tell? of course!
346. Stolen anything? yea, not from a store though
347. Miss used a swear word and it sounded absolutely stupid? i might've done that once or twice with a regular word, or used a slang word without knowing it. though I shouldn't have felt stupid because it was an idiotic use of the word.
348. Been on tv? umm they play tapes of our band on channel 98.. so yeah..
349. Been on the radio? no
350. Been in a mosh pit? no
351. Been to a concert? nope
352. Dated one of your best friends? nopies
353. Loved someone so much it makes you cry? no
354. Decieved somebody close to you? yepp...
355. Broken the law? probably
356. Been to a rodeo? no
357. Been on a talk show? no
358. Been on a game show? no
359. Been on an airplane? yes
360. Got to ride on a firetruck? *sniffles* no...
361. Came close to dying? close and surpassing the line of emotional breakdown, but nothing physical
362. Cheated on a bf/gf? no
363. Gave someone a piggy back ride? yeah
364. Terrorized a babysitter? never had one, but annoyed the shit out of meh parents and gparents
365. Made a mud pie? yeah
366. Had a dream that our falling off a cliff? no
367. Snuck out of the house at night? not yet
368. Been so drunk you don't remember your name? not yet
369. Had an eating disorder? Um.. i usually dont eat lunch and break fast...so i guess..
370. Felt like you didn't belong? yeah
371. Felt like the 3rd wheel? i guess, yeah.
372. Smoked? no
373. Done drugs? no
374. Been arrested? no
375. Had your tonsils removed? no
376. Gone to camp? no
377. Won a bet? yeah
378. Written a love letter? uuh..yes
379. Gone out of your way to be with the one you love? nope, but i would
380. Written a love poem? nope
381. Kissed in the rain? no
382. Slow danced with someone you love? no
383. Participated in cyber sex? .....
384. Faked an orgasm? .....
385. Stolen a kiss? no
386. Asked a friend for relationship advice? yeah
387. Had a friend steal your bf/gf? no
388. Watched the sunset/rise with someone you love? no
389. Gotten a speeding ticket? no
390. Done jail time? no
391. Had to wear a uniform to work? school has uniforms, and schol is work without getting paid, so yeah
392. Won a trophy? yeah, but im not so proud of them...
393. Thrown up in public? yeah
394. Bowled a perfect game? no
395. Failed/got held back? no
396. Got perfect attendance in grade school? hehehe all the way kindergarden through fourth grade! ^_^
397. Roasted pumpkin seeds? yes!
398. Taken ballet lessons? no!
399. Attempted suicide? tried to stop the blood from getting to my left hand once..twice.. mayeh more then three times. not anymore though..
400. Cut yourself? umm shaving..

~Childhood Stuff~
401. Did you play with Barbies? unfornuatly...
402. Did you own Treasure Trolls? yeah! heh
403. Did you watch Beverly Hills 90210? no
404. Did you play Simon? probably
405. Did you watch Fraggle Rock? YES! THANK SHOW KICKED ASS!
406. Did you wet the bed? probably
407. Did you believe there were monsters in your closet or under your bed? yes
408. Did you wear the underwear with the days of the week on them? not that i know of
409. Were you shy? um.. I don't think I was with i was little, kinda am now though. depends on the person
410. Were you spoiled? yeah
411. Were you abused? emtionaly and mental for the past year and a halfish now.. used to be spanked as a young child too
412. Did you go to the circus? yea
413. Did you go to the zoo? yeah
414. Were you in a car accident? yeah, on my last birthday too, now that you mention it..thanks for reminding me..
415. Did you build snowmen? yeah
416. Did you cry when you scraped your knee? maybeh when I was little, not anymore. weakling are useless.
417. Were your older cousins mean to you? NEVER!
418. Did you think slinkies were cool? yeah!
419. Did you think the Ninja Turtles really lived in the sewer? no
420. Were you afraid of the dark? i guess, kinda still am, depending on the situation
421. Did you have slumber parties? wasnt really allowed..now i am though! have 'em all the time!
422. Did you have New Kids On The Block sheets, curtains, sleeping bags, dolls and pajamas? no...
423. Did you tease your hair out like Tiffany? no..
424. Did you believe in the Easter Bunny/Santa Claus/ and the Tooth Fairy? for alittle while..
~Randomness~
425. Do you believe in aliens? dont know
426. Name 3 things that are next to your computer: 3.5" statute of yuna from ffx, harry potter book 3, a pencil
427. Do you have any hidden talents? if their hidden, i wouldnt know about them.
428. Do you wish MTV would play music videos? dont they? i wish they would play more good ones...
429. If you were to star in a movie, what kind of movie would it be? comedy
430. What would your movie star name be? Emily Rosethorne, or something like that
431. Do you play any sports? used to do taekwondo..
432. What's the scariest movie you've ever seen? umm never really seen any SCARY movies.. the others, the ring, ghostship and sleepy hollow were really good movies though..
433. What is the best movie you've seen in the theater or rented recently? PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN!!!! GO JOHNNY!!
434. What is the dumbest movie you've ever seen? umm..i duno
435. Do you drive? not yet, but when i can... *evil grin*
436. What is your dream car? i just was a cerulean mini cooper
437. Do you think your good looking? not really
438. Do others think you are good looking? i dont know, ask them...
439. Would you ever sky dive? maybe
440. Do you believe in Bigfoot? maybe a large mammal, overgrown from some heratery mutation, but not what they say in those stupid magize
441. How many rooms do you have in your house? 11ish... 13 if you inclued the garage and storage room
442. Are you afraid of roller coasters? no
443. Do you believe in God? no
444. Do you believe in Satan? i really dont know
445. Do you believe there is a heaven? not really
446. Do you believe there is a hell? maybeh..
447. Do you own a pooltable? no
448. Do you have a pool? yeah, but it needs cleaning, majorly
449. Do you have a dishwasher in your kitchen? uh yeah
450. Do you like chocolate? yesiree
451. Who/what is on your 2003 calendar? INUYASHA!!!! i got a 2004 one of emily the strange... O-o;;;
452. How many U.S. states have you been to? washingtion dc, baltimore marryland, a few places in florida, north carolina but i was too little to remember and then tenasses, like twice.. dun really remember that either..
453. Ever wished on a shooting star? once or twice
454. Best Halloween costume you ever wore? regular clothes and a line of red hair spray paint through my hair XD
455. Do you carry any weapons on you? no.. but im gonna get me a kinfe one of these days.. or a nice tommy gun... XP
456. What is your weakness? Uh.. poor self image?
457. Name something you can't get enough of: books, writing, drawing, anime, manga, niceness towards meh, lurve, money, chocolate, CDs, movies..etc
458. Describe yourself in 3 adjectives: Mmm... Clever, tenacious, evil??
459. How many kids do you want to have? too much of a hassel...
460. Future daughters names: if any, Emily or something not from america, like something english or japanese
461. Future sons names: i really like boys are even more of a hassel but anyway, somethign along the lines of tom or james
462. What is your ideal way to die? quick and painless, killed with out a moan or sound by my worst enemy or a fatal wound after ussering a few last words to him\her or a loved one
463. How do you release stress? drawing, writing, reading, RPing, sleeping, relaxing.. being alone
464. Are you a trendy person? i dont know, i dont think so.
465. Are you an artisitic person? yeah.
466. Are you a realistic person? um..i guess.. sometimes at least
467. Do you un-tie your shoes every time you take them off? never
468. Are you a strong person? depends on what your meaning of 'strong' is
469. Are you a strong willed person? yeah
470. Who is the last person to e-mail you? me.. gotta remember snuff
471. Who is the last person to IM you? some random guy RPer
472. Do you hate chain e-mails? yes
473. Are you a deep sleeper? i dunno
474. Are you a good story teller? sometimes, depends.
475. What do you believe is your best quality? dont know....
476. What is your greatest accomplishment? not sure...
477. Do you like to burn candles or incense? yes
478. Do you do yoga? no
479. Do you have your own credit card? no
480. Let’s say you win the lotto. What do you do with all that money? dont get me started... first of all, I'll paying my parents to let me do what ever i wanted to my room, then id buy a hell of a lot of anime things
481. Do you have a check book? no
482. Do you like your driver’s license picture? i have an Id and no
483. Do you tan easily? umm i guess
484. What color is your hair naturally? dark brown
485. How many fillings do you have? none
486. How many cavities did you have at your last dentist visit? none..i never had any
487. Worst feeling in the world? having someone youre in love with not feel the same towards you. (rejection)
488. Best feeling in the world? love
489. Is the glass half empty or half full? half full
490. Last thing you downloaded? wonderful by everclear
491. Do you catch yourself using online terms in your real life? not really, i really dont enjoy using most online terms
492. What do you think people think of you? i dont know, i dont really care.
493. Are you a likeable person? i dont know, not really...
494. Do you need therapy? yes.
495. Do you take medication for a chemical imbalance? ummm...no?
496. What the best way to be proposed to? i dont know...
497. What kind of movie would you star in? did you already ask me this? i think you did. Comedy.
498. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? i would..
499. When are you moving? as soon as possible
500. What’s your favorite phrase? "...So get in your car and drive real fast, up in the attic with a shotgun blast. take a bath with a clock radio, vodka belly on overdoose. all the glamore can be yours; with a load forty-four. have you ever tried? there must be 5000 ways to die" - 5000 ways to die, nerf herder.

and you will always have my heart