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Caught the last couple of minutes of the South Park Whore Off. Just seeing a cartoon Paris Hilton cram a pineapple in was extremely amusing to me. Then to be topped off by Mr. Slave fitting all of Paris Hilton and the pineapple up his ass…
Make your way to the small intestine. There you will meet the Sparrow Prince who can guide you to the Catatafish…
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2007 1 July :: 12.14am
i'm watching "can't hardly wait" and having a really awesome early 90's flashback.
and i think i might secretly be in love with seth green.
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2007 27 June :: 10.37pm
lower than a pug's testicles
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2007 27 June :: 3.01pm
Did I tell you that you all suck?
Because you do, losers.
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2007 26 June :: 6.33pm
Did I tell you about when I saw Mark Ruffalo in Prague?
It's a good story.
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2007 25 June :: 8.20pm
Updated Director List
1. Stanley Kubrick (+1)
2. Steven Spielberg (-1)
3. Alfred Hitchcock (+3)
4. Paul Thomas Anderson (-1)
5. Wes Anderson (-1)
6. Quentin Tarantino (-1)
7. Christopher Nolan (+8)
8. Martin Scorsese (--)
9. David Fincher (-2)
10. Michael Mann (-2)
11. Pedro Almodóvar (--)
12. Sam Mendes (-3)
13. Spike Lee (-1)
14. Terry Gilliam (--)
15. Jonathan Demme (-5)
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2007 22 June :: 9.20pm
Um, thumb wrestling?
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2007 20 June :: 8.58pm
Gage Weston was on Life on the D-List this week. He's fucking hot.
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2007 20 June :: 4.23pm
Things I forgot about:
Read more..
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2007 17 June :: 8.04am
With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.
- Steven Weinberg
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2007 14 June :: 2.18am
I feel kind of bad because everyone else is reverse culture shocking it up and wants to go back to France.
But then I think about it and it is okay that everyone else loved France and wants to go back.
I am more happy here than I have been since maybe November or before whenever leaving for France became real.
They can have all the France they want.
Because it sucked and I hated it.
I seriously am surprised when men don't yell at me, check me out or honk at me when they drive by. And that is not a good thing to be surprised about.
For clarification, when I was in the airport in France waiting for my plane wearing khakis that I'd slept in and an old comfy shirt, airport security guards clicked at me. It's this thing that French guys did. They clicked at girls like you would click at a cat or dog to make it come to you. When I was in Texas and wearing a shirt white dress with a tennis skirt that snapped in the front, a guy looked at me and moved on. Like a normal person.
I am so glad to be home.
Plus there are stores open later than 7 at night. And I understand everything people say.
Seriously, this is the best country in the world. And you know how I hate this country.
I just wish I had my car and my job.
I love you all and I am so happy to be home. Beyond happy.
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2007 11 June :: 12.04am
So I got a job on the telemetry unit at Resurrection Medical Center in Chicago, and on Friday I'm going there to find an apartment, which I will be moving in to in 3 weeks. I am super excited!!!!
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2007 9 June :: 8.49pm
Buddy and I found a ribbon generator:
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2007 7 June :: 10.42pm
I need to make a list of good things.
pictures
lilacs
hugs
music
tv
Anne
Ryan
Prague
cookie dough
Daily Defense shampoo
San Diego
posters
Aunt Shell
clean laundy
I saw Knocked Up and it was good. I think I might be in love with Seth Rogan. I have liked him since Freaks and Geeks and coniptioned a bit when he was on Dawson'd Creek. CAL!- he's a writer-nuff said. Anyway, he is awesmely awkwardly good in the movie. I LOVE the part where he is frakking halucinating. GREAT SCENE!! CAUTION: they show some graphic birth stuff...but it doesn't matter, I LOVE SETH.
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2007 5 June :: 10.19pm
Just watched the season premier of Kathy Griffin’s My Life on the D-List. Fucking fabulous!
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2007 5 June :: 8.43pm
Dude, that penis is sweet!
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2007 4 June :: 7.45am
:: Mood: jubilant
I AM HOME!
Things that are going to be hard to get used to: keyboard, McHenry now falls over.
I am home!!!
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2007 1 June :: 12.47pm
How many shots in a fifth? Chug, chug, chug, that many.
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2007 1 June :: 11.22am
Weekly Grocery Lists for Ennis Del Mar and Jack Twist--Summer, 1962
WEEK ONE
Beans
Bacon
Coffee
Whiskey
WEEK TWO
Beans
Ham
Coffee
Whiskey
WEEK THREE
Beans
Bacon
Coffee
Whiskey
K-Y Jelly
WEEK FOUR
Beans
Pancetta
Coffee--espresso grind please
Whiskey
2 tubes K-Y Jelly
WEEK FIVE
Some nice fresh Fava beans
Jasmine rice
Prosciutto--about 8 ounces, thinly sliced
Medallions of veal--a pound at least
Porcini Mushrooms
A half pint of heavy whipping cream
One Cub Scout uniform--size 42 long
Five or six bottles of a good chardonnay
One large bottle Astro-glide
WEEK SIX
Yukon Gold potatoes
Heavy whipping cream
Asparagus (only the freshest and thinnest spears, please)
Eggs
Lemons
Gruyere cheese (aged, please)
Walnuts
Arugula
Butter
Olive oil
Balsamic vinegar
Six yards white silk organdy
Six yards pale ivory taffeta
At least a case of Chardonnay
One large tin Crisco
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2007 31 May :: 5.17pm
Hmm, alcoholism as a superpower…
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2003 10 June :: 10.27am
I am siting on my bed writing in my journal. I didn't know how much I missed this. I went to caddy and stayed with the davis fam, which is becoming my fam. I also have a test in the morn. PRAGUE! WOOOT!!!
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2007 25 May :: 8.13pm
:: Music: Asia: Heat of the Moment
Juggernaut Ball Bearings
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2007 25 May :: 1.11pm
It's a bad sign when the people at the Chevrolet dealership know you by name and have your service folder hanging on the wall.
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2007 24 May :: 1.31am
So after reading Michelle's reply to my last entry here goes:
I am going t move on and not really look back, and i know that there were good things that happened, but there are not that many of those things that will continue when I do move on. Michelle you are one f only a handful of lasting things frim these four years. I think of you frequently too...for example tonight I was watching TV and there was a commercial that was Sarah Silverman patting a guy down and she touched his taint and he said the word...I loved it. TAINT!
anyway. I should get my cmputer back soon, and I will be able to update more often. I miss you and I appreciate your words of encouragement.
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2007 23 May :: 8.48pm
http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.tmz.com/media/2007/05/0523_duchovny_underwear_pcn.jpg
Michelle I saw this and thought of you. Hopefully it works.
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2007 22 May :: 6.43am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yz5T1EEo8ws&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fjoemygod%2Eblogspot%2Ecom%2F
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2007 22 May :: 6.42am
From another's journal:
Saturday night I found myself chatting with a guy from Nottingham and a guy from Sydney, when naturally the conversation turned to American imperialism. I jokingly asked a friend nearby, "Quick, name five famous Australians." He hesitated and I added, "Besides Kylie." He said, "Oh, shoot. Um...there's her sister, Danni. Oh, and Nicole Kidman and Russell Crowe." I said, "Don't forget Crocodile Dundee." Who actually isn't a person. And that's where we got stuck. I couldn't even come up with John Howard, the Prime Minister. The English guy said, "And who's from Nottingham?" My eyes lit up, but he jumped in, "Besides Robin Hood." Damn.
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2007 21 May :: 9.35pm
And you may find yourself living in a shotgun shack
And you may find yourself in another part of the world
And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile
And you may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife
And you may ask yourself-Well...How did I get here ?
Letting the days go by/let the water hold me down
Letting the days go by/water flowing underground
Into the blue again/after the money´s gone
Once in a lifetime/water flowing underground.
And you may ask yourself
How do I work this ?
And you may ask yourself
Where is that large automobile ?
And you may tell yourself
This is not my beautiful house !
And you may tell yourself
This is not my beautiful wife !
Letting the days go by/let the water hold me down
Letting the days go by/water flowing underground
Into the blue again/after the money´s gone
Once in a lifetime/water flowing underground.
Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was...
Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was...
Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was...
Water dissolving...and water removing
There is water at the bottom of the ocean
Carry the water at the bottom of the ocean
Remove the water at the bottom of the ocean !
Letting the days go by/let the water hold me down
Letting the days go by/water flowing underground
Into the blue again/in the silent water
Under the rocks and stones/there is water underground.
Letting the days go by/let the water hold me down
Letting the days go by/water flowing underground
Into the blue again/after the money´s gone
Once in a lifetime/water flowing underground.
And you may ask yourself
What is that beautiful house ?
And you may ask yourself
Where does that highway go ?
And you may ask yourself
Am I right ?...Am I wrong ?
And you may tell yourself
MY GOD !...WHAT HAVE I DONE ?
Letting the days go by/let the water hold me down
Letting the days go by/water flowing underground
Into the blue again/in the silent water
Under the rocks and stones/there is water underground.
Letting the days go by/let the water hold me down
Letting the days go by/water flowing underground
Into the blue again/after the money´s gone
Once in a lifetime/water flowing underground.
Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was...
Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was...
Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was...
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