I wish, just once, that when Georgie Boy says one of his dumbass, made-up words or phrases to a foreign diplomat (or anyone for that matter, as long as there are cameras there to catch it), that he or she look at him with a dumbfounded, puzzled expression and say, 'Huh?'
"And I suspect that what you'll see, Toby, is there will be a momentum, momentum will be gathered. Houses will begat jobs, jobs will begat houses." —Speaking with reporters along the Gulf Coast, Gulfport, Miss., Aug. 28, 2006
hehehe
we are watching patrick's dog for a couple days while he and brienne help his dad move to chicago. the dog is a german shepherd/rottweiler mix named mackenzie. she is so cute! she's very lovey and demands attention, something i am not used to because comet was kind of a loner. she slept with me in my bed last night and right now she's taking a nap on it while i'm typing up a paper. her eyes are shut tight and she looks so cute! my camera isn't working so i couldn't take a picture, so i decided posting an entry about it was the next best thing to do.
Letterman is usually good for a laugh
David Letterman's Top Ten New York Yankees excuses (from CBS.com)
10. Wanted Columbus Day off to get to all the sales
9. Thought series was best 6 out of 11
8. We've already missed the first three episodes of "Grey's Anatomy" -- enough is enough
7. Thought Joe Torre told us to give 10 percent
6. Players distracted by erotic text messages from Mark Foley
5. Shouldn't have switched to the cheaper generic steroids
4. Clubhouse caterer replaced E. coli-tainted spinach with E. coli-tainted lettuce
3. Uh, global warming?
2. More focused on how they're going to get by on a lousy $16 million a year
1. What's the point? North Korea's gonna nuke us at any moment
some more craziness
well since i havent really had any memorable dreams lately that i feel like sharing i'll go back to when i was a child.....sorry laurence youve heard this one before..
so i used to have this reoccuring dream....
i would be in the middle of my parents bed, with my dad on one side of me and mom on the other. Then the bed would split in half and fall over so that it was like a triangle shape with a gap in the middle and my parents would both disapear, and i would roll to the left and be between the wall and the bed.
then from the center would come this human size cat...it had the body of a cat but walked like a human and its limbs were attached like a human, and it had a cat head and wore a blue police style hat.
the cat would look at me, then walk out of the room and into the bathroom where my mom was sitting in the vanity and blow drying her hair. the cat had a big sword/knife thing and would be in the swing toward killing my mom and i would wake up before he hit her.....every time. and every time it scared the shit out of me.
per mccarthy's suggestion
tuesday night, i dreamt that i was on the freeway (looked like I-94 around Detroit) and suddenly i saw a downed airplane on the side of the road. people were being rescued from it. then i looked up and another plane in the sky was falling, as if the engines went out and it was free-falling. it crashed 10 feet in front of me. even though it looked normal sized in the sky, when i got close to it, was really small. the size of a car seat, maybe. on the outside were printed the words, "get pregnant." i ripped it open to see what was inside. there was a dog and he was okay, he just jumped up and ran away. there was also a cold styrofoam box. i opened it and there was some kind of human organ covered in bodily fluids - blood, mucus, etc. that was inside of a sealed plastic bag (not a ziplock bag, but industrial/medical type plastic). in the dream, i thought "this must have been a medical transportation plane that brings organs to hospitals for transplants and things. weird." that's all i can remember.
i tend to dream a lot about bodies of water, driving, freeways, and airplanes/aircraft stalling out and then falling to the ground. off the top of my head, i can think of at least 4 other times i've dreamt about planes crashing to the ground right in front of me. it's very strange.
ok kiddies, so lets take this lull in the postings and use it to:
post a story about the craziest dream you've ever had, or some funny story....i think we can all use some comedy in our lives....i dont know about you guys, but at albion its mid terms time
"The truth will set you free. But first, it will piss you off." - Gloria Steinem
Fajer's last post, in response to my post, has prompted me to write this post. Comments just aren't enough, I'm afraid.
feminists critique religion
"it's an incredible con job when you think of it, to believe something now in exchange for life after death. even corporations with all their reward systems don't try to make it posthumous." - gloria steinem, 1980
"it's interesting to speculate how it developed that in two of the most anti-feminist institutions, the church and the law court, the men are wearing the dresses." - flo kennedy in color me flo, 1976.
"man enjoys the great advantage of having a god endorse the code he writes." - simone de beauvoir, from her existentialist book, the second sex.
"one of my favorite fantasies is that next sunday not one single woman, in any country of the world, will go to church. if women simply stop giving our time and energy to the institutions that oppress, they would cease to be." - sonia johnson, 1984
"patriarchy itself is the prevailing religion of the entire planet." - mary daly
i just refered to my grandma as "g-unit"
spnirvana67 (11:31:22 PM): so friday night?
spnirvana67 (11:31:26 PM): what's the deal
Weezer10GK (11:31:30 PM): i'll be home
Weezer10GK (11:31:33 PM): like 2ish
Weezer10GK (11:31:43 PM): probably do some din din with the nance and g-unit
Weezer10GK (11:31:51 PM): hahahaha i just called my grandma g-unit
Weezer10GK (11:31:58 PM): i didnt even think about it, i just typed that shit
quick freak-out session
if i have to hear that women are "naturally just more emotional" or "have more emotions" than men one more fucking time, i'm gonna beat you to death just like the rest of my non-emotional male mates might.
okay, well of course not. but PLEASE. let's look up the definition of emotion before we speak. allow me to shell out some interesting statistics about over-emotional women. er, excuse me, i meant OVER-EMOTIONAL MEN.
1) more than three women are murdered by their husbnads or boyfriends in the US every day. in the year 2000 alone, 1,247 women were killed by an intimate partner.
2) in 2000, intimate partner homicides accounted for 33.5% of the murders of women and less than 4% of the murders of men.
3) pregnant and recently pregnant women are more likely to be victims of homocide than to die of any other cause.
should i go into spousal abuse, child abuse, molestation, rape, and other irrational behaviors exhibited by men? or do they not count because crying isn't involved?