I need help! I have to store 3.29 GB of info so we can upgrade my computer to Windows 2000, and I have a portable hard drive, but my computer won't eat USB devices all the sudden!

Anyone wanna see a movie this weekend? I haven't seen one all year yet! (Bowling For Columbine does not count, that was for school plus it was a documentary!)

I wish I could talk to people about deep stuff. I mean, that other people would be up to it. I am tired of shallow conversation.

Ky: "It is nice, I have finnally gotten part of the driveway end shoveled"

Snowplowman: *gives Kyle more snow*

Kyle: "I cannot flip him off, I am wearing mittins"

also is anyone going to prom??

the softest bullet ever shot

No I have to listen to acoustic music tonight! Not only that but I have to listen to it with my Sunday School class from Forest Hills! Arrrg today has been not good so far, except that buffer zone at the end and beginning of school when I get to talk with my friends (you guys). Instead tonight I think I will wait outside my church and wait for the artic wolves carry me away to Texas, where all the good music lives.

Have any of you ever read toothpastefordinner? It is a good site.

Also, ambiguous references to "you" are now BANNED. It is the perfect way to stop emo bands.

Ohmygosh! Ohmygosh! Yesterday there was this guy walking around following me and I was really creeped out, and today he cornered me in the Science Hallway Office, and I was even more freaked out but he was like all "Kyleman you have been tagged for our super secret military program, now you will be a super soldier, oh by the way your new name is 8278" and he stuck a needle into my arm and I knocked out! Then I woke up today and I had titanium bones and skin made out of polysynthetic crap! But it turns out it was only spandex.

So I got to use the computer for a little bit, the Kyleman there is only a superclone don't listen to anything he tells you about me! And the government says you can get supersecret tax deductions if you give him candy and money!

Well I'm off to BASIC training, maybe I will save you guys someday when you are getting your butts kicked by the underground Micronesian navy!

mongolian death worms


Today was pretty OK for it being the First Day Back From Break. In most of my classes the teachers just made sure we hadn't lost any worksheets. The giant winter squid eating the school bus was interesting, too. I heard it actually swallowed one kid whole and spit out his skull and left radius, and the school officials were mad because they had him tagged to become foot long hotdogs for Wednesday.

Also, me and my family ate at the Corner Bar today, I had a cajun burger! But all of the suddden I couldn't eat all my curly fries and I noticed that witch-looking lady in a corner booth, I saw her in D&W once and knew she was a witch and she read my mind and now is making my life horrible!! So I just sat there and thought about how I really needed to download Unwed Sailor songs when I got home.

You know, I would hate to be the man that has to type up the words that they're saying on the news for deaf people. They have to go so fast and make no mistakes! But one good thing is that you could turn the news into whatever you wanted it to be. I noticed a typo when I was watching it so now all the deaf people in the world probably think that the United Nations is running a soil-for-food program.

Best qoute ever: "short black hair plus all-black clothes might look cool in new york, but all it's going to get you here is a 'what's up, ladytron'" -- toothpastefordinner.com

weeeeeeeaaaaassssselsssssss

"RolypolyfishheadsareneverseendrinkingcappuchinoinItalianrestaurants
withOrientalwomenYEEAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!"

I think it is a message!

I am sorry, I will try to not be so down anymore.

"let's go back in time, you and I to my intitiation to your false empire you greased you aimed and then you spit while I once again pushed away my conscience..."

Kelly rawks. She gave me an awesome Christmas present.

This has been a good break so far. I don't think a day's passed that I haven't been able to hang out with extended family, some good friends or other people at my church.

Also, I have been working with a lot of temps at church. Those can be interesting people sometimes.

I also found "Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade" available for download at Abandonia.com, it's exciting!

Kyle out.

Best. Song. EVER.

Manta Rea by The Violet Burning.

sooo good... like in the ocean, looking up at the wavering sun.

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I gots a cell fone now, it's number is 304-8689

Call me or die!!!!

My grandpa gave me the awesomest Gaucho knife ever.