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runningaway (profile) wrote,
on 12-17-2003 at 5:58pm
Current mood: fine.
Music: nirvana-nevermind
Subject: its all coming to an end.
finals today. not too bad. i only had one so, thats most likely why.

i chilled w/ collin, andrew, and jayme afterschool. we got dropped off at belltower and walked to taco bell and this tattoo place. the girl there was really cool. we chilled there for awhile. she had this huge ring through her nose. :)


and now its story time:

Santa & the Angel

Not long ago and far away, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip
But there were problems everywhere.
Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of
being behind schedule. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mom was coming to visit.
This stressed Santa even more.
When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where.
More Stress.
Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the boards cracked and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys. Totally frustrated,
Santa went into the house for a cup of coffee and a shot of whiskey.
When he went to the cupboard, he found the elves had hit the liquor and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he dropped the
coffee pot and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw it
was made from.
Just then the door bell rang and Santa cussed on his way to the door. He opened the door and there was a little angel with a great big
Christmas tree.
The angel said: Where would you like to put this tree,Fat man?"
And that my friend, is how the little angel came to be on top of the
Christmas tree.


Caroline.
xoxo.
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crazziehunnie

FAT MAN FAT MAN, 12-17-03 7:07pm

ahaha li'il is weeping ur story brought tears to his eyes!!!
SHALOM MOTHAFUKKA!

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runningaway

Re: FAT MAN FAT MAN, 12-17-03 8:28pm

thats one crazy cat.

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daisymae

12-18-03 5:39am

hahaha angel with a tree stuck up its ass. ya cant beat that. lol lol. WEEEE

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runningaway

Re:, 12-18-03 11:59am

its like an angel lollipop. haha.

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