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Angel_Bob (profile) wrote,
on 6-18-2004 at 2:19am
Current mood: determined
Subject: Hamsap
Happy? Sad? Upset? Depressed?

Have we got the cure for you!

The makers of the fine product Engrish are proud to present...

Chinglish!

Yes, Chinglish. It's not English, it's not Chinese - it's just a really horrible translation!

Our featured product today comes from the bootlegged back cover of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban!





That's right, you not only see Harry meeting to kill the parental and true but also view someone get molested by melons!

That's not all!

If you buy now, you will see the whole changes to the last man!

"But, Rachel," you say. "This is nowhere near the amount of Chinglish I need to meet the daily requirements! What if I want more Chinglish? Are there other products offered?"

"Why yes!" I exclaim. This is but one fine example of the many products brought to you by Chinglish.

We also carry the actual text in original Chinese!





Impress your friends with your awesome inability to translate Chinese into English!

Wow! You could do this for a living!


If you'd like to order one of these or another fine product by Chinglish or Engrish call the number below or visit our website!

Chinglish, bringing you excellent examples of poor translation everyday!





It's not as funny as I wanted it to be but it's late and I'm sort of tired. I hope the picture makes up for my poor sales pitch. And I hope I made someone at least giggle.

I love you all.
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blacktears844

06-18-04 7:15am

*giggles*

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1010101

06-18-04 10:30am

hehehe, awesome...

...that makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.

*applauds Chinese translator

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Aerii

06-18-04 12:16pm

i love Chinglish!

i love you

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mudpiegrl

06-18-04 1:05pm

thats it....


forget spanish


forget latin


for that matter


forget english too


as well as any understandable languages



im taking up....


....



CHINGLISH!!!

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threshershark

06-18-04 2:06pm

Wow, I think the directer must've gont too far in his interpretation tof the movie. I don't ever remember the Harry getting molested by melons.

Mind if I post this somewhere else? It's pretty funny.

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Angel_Bob

Re:, 06-18-04 11:02pm

Thanks, go ahead.

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threshershark

06-18-04 2:12pm

That reminds me... my mom got a fortune cookie a few days ago that said "You have a great capacity to be dffective".

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Shinigami

06-18-04 5:38pm

That's so great. I want to see Dan get molested by melons! With Tom Felton! That would be great yaoi goodness!

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1010101

Re:, 06-18-04 6:14pm

...yaoi...
*shudders violently, and dry-heaves*

Now Kyle, it wasn't Harry that was molested by melons, it was his friend...

...duh.

By the way, does anyone else think "molestation by melons" sounds like a band name?


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Angel_Bob

Re: Re:, 07-01-04 2:53pm

That is the best band name ever.

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burn667

06-19-04 6:37pm

ur so cool


im too uncool


you rock


i love you

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