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| whitepony (profile) wrote, on 12-14-2004 at 5:51pm | |
| Music: Alexisonfire - Happiness By The Kilowatt Subject: A Brief History of a Modern Day Crute |
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| 10th grade: History - Alex Camp Alex: "Hey Joe, wanna write my essay for me?" Joe: "Hell no!" Alex: "I'll pay you $200" Joe: "Alright!" Alex: "Ummm.. how about $100?" Joe: "Yeah sure" *Joe waits until Alex pays him the money before getting started, which leaves him two days, busts it out, gets Alex a B" *Mr. Skinner's notes on essay* "This looks plagiarized" *Joe's thoughts* Mr. Skinner suspected it was plagiarized because Alex never did any good work in that class and all of a sudden he does a good paper, tisk tisk 12th grade: English - Kyle Lawler Kyle: *frantic* "Joe! I really need your help! I'm close to failing my classes and I need this class especially in order to graduate. Will you write my essay? I'll pay you." Joe: "Yeah, no problem man. But keep the money." Joe watches Kyle walk down the aisle and get his diploma, a single tear falls (Not really but wouldn't that've been cute?) Wednesday December 10th, 2004: Philosophy - Kyle Lawler Kyle: "Hey man, I really need your help. I have tons of shit to do for finals and I need to do a damn essay for philosophy. It has to be 5-8 pages and its due on Monday. Will you do it for me please? I'll pay you" Joe: "Sure thing, but you don't need to pay" Joe: *spends all weekend writing paper* -The difference between the past two incidents and this one is I was actually in those classes so I knew the material and I had done the assignment myself, so I knew what was up, I just needed to switch it up a bit. But I've never taken a philosophy class before nor had I ever heard of existentialism or Friedrich Nietzsche. So this was the hardest essay I had ever written. But I did it out of kindness and friendship and because I love to write. If I can do this for Kyle, imagine the possibilities for the rest of you. Ask and you shall receive. I mean it, I'm here for all of you, or there, whatever the case may be. You all mean something to me, the degrees may vary depending on how well I know you, but still, I care about you. |
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cowboy67 | 12-14-04 10:09pm "a brief history of a modern day crute"
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WhitePony | Re:, 12-14-04 11:02pm Sounds absolutely Fab my brethren. And Im sure by then Mark will be reading up on something else and he'll be able to enlighten us. |
angelaliberty | Re: Re:, 12-15-04 2:23am I've never heard "brethren" actually used in context, but I've come across it twice today. Hm.
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moana | 12-15-04 8:45am are you kidding me?
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bacardi | 12-15-04 10:54am haha I remember you doing those essays... i dont hate writing but i hate writing about topics that teachers pick... if i got to write about sex or drugs or something fun i could do it ez... anyway, i will never forget joes essay on love in which he used the word... "Cloud 9"... Anyway... Check my journal for your b-day gift. |
ac | 12-16-04 3:01pm Happy Birthday! :] |