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| rayray (profile) wrote, on 2-14-2008 at 6:13pm | |
| So I just received this very awkward and creepy message on myspace that I thought I would share with you! I'm Joel, 5'11', very fit with exceptional blue eyes. I own a law firm and enjoy helping the public. From your profile it is obvious that you have an electric personality, that you have a big heart and that you are intelligent. I love traveling, shopping, cooking, music, movies, working out and the outdoors. What do you do for fun? Where would you most like to visit? Do you agree with me that any relationship is based on friendship, communication and honesty? Australia is one of my favorite destinations. You look amazing and I look forward to hearing from you. Nothing ventured nothing gained. I don't have a photo posted because my firm advertises on TV. I'm 5'11' and work out daily. When you tire of meeting losers at the bar give me a ring. I have never been married and have no children. I'm 36 and reside in lansing and Bloomfield Hills. Chivalry is my middle name and I am moving to your area very soon. I have a villa in Palm Beach so if you love the sun let me know. You can reach me at 517-449-5723. There was no friend request, just a message.. And when I viewed his profile, there's nothing on it. No friends other than Tom, no pictures, or info. |
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pjlmaster | 02-14-08 6:23pm oh the hilarity!
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liz | 02-15-08 12:16pm so I don't know if you listen to country music, but that song by brad paisley "im so much cooler online" is now totally playing in my head because of this Joel character |
rayray | Re:, 02-15-08 3:41pm YES! That song is perfect. |
brianna | Re:, 02-19-08 10:51am hahahahaa. i loled at this. |
sugarjackj | 02-15-08 2:16pm This guy probably just sent this to a bunch of girls who looked cute on myspace. You can tell by the broad generalizations. Also, what he forgot to mention in this note is that he would like to make a coat out of your skin or something. lol. |
spud | Re:, 02-16-08 6:59am well, i think a rachel-skin coat is a commendable choice. very soft and soothing.
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box | 02-17-08 4:26pm Yea, id like to get you a black cobra.. right around the neck there... |
brianna | 02-19-08 10:51am That IS creepy. That's why my profile is friends only. *is creeped out* |
allyson | 03-06-08 1:51pm you should have mike call him and pretend that he is you! haha. That'd be great. |
rayray | Re:, 03-06-08 11:01pm His profile was deleted like a day later. And then like yesterday or the day before, I got that same message from him. It's gay.
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