.:love:.

.:love:.

:: 2005 22 October :: 6.39pm
:: Mood: Apathetic
:: Music: Watching -- Evanescence

It matters more to me.
You know what?

I was walking today.
I don't even know why.
I was just.. walking. And I noticed how much of our underminded necessities kill our earth, not to mention how much garbage was strewn carelessly under the abused, bent palms.
We are dead.
We create our own death.
I was walking still and came upon a smashed toad covered in flies.
I wanted to touch it.. but I didn't.
I walked further and found a stick and went back to the roadkill.
I only poked it once.
The buzzing of the flies did something. In my head. And I ran.
I ran home.
I don't get it at all.

Why I was outside in the first place is probably the biggest mystery.

People are like phantoms.
They only leave the house to go other places.
Not to be outside.
But to just.. leave.
You never see them.
You never hear them.
A room full of them and it's just one sound.

So after I ran home I noticed I hadn't eaten since the night before at like.. 9, and all of this was taking place at 5-ish.. It was a bit of a gap.
If I could have held out, I woud have gone 12 hours without eating.. xD
That'd be crazy.
And here I am, sitting on my fat ass, staring into the infantessimal pixels and codes of my computer.

Maybe I'll tell you about last night.

Heh..

Mi-chan wrote a play last year and sent it into a contest. It got selected to be preformed. It was a stage reading, but still, it was really good. I really like it.
Afterwards we went out to dinner with her large amount of family and family friends.
It was amusing, but her sister, sister's guy friend, and Erica didn't seem too pleased.
Of course we DID wait there for an hour before any sorts of food came about. Which really sucked 'cause we were really hungry.
When I get really hungry I either get really quiet or really loud to match my insatiated need, hoping to compensate for some sort of nourishment, perhaps.
Or something.
So we ate and left and I went to Adrian's with he and Michelle.
My mom came and picked Mi-chan and I up from Adrian's around 1 1:30 am.

It was pretty good all together.
I conked out on Adrian's bed room floor and I think it might be better if I didn't know what went on in that bed.
Though I woke up with a netting of vile dog hair in the back of my throat.
Which was really disgusting.
Mi-chan's like "You've got sex hair o---o"
And I says "That was one good floor."

Emiphobia: ( em I fo bee uh ) n. The severe fear of Emily.

<3

4 hugs | For me

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:: 2005 16 October :: 8.07pm
:: Mood: Lethargic
:: Music: None yet.

I highly doubt this is true.
Juliano is the one that you love.

Villex is one you like but can't work out.

You care most about Jade.

Naomi is the one who knows you very well.

Mom is your lucky star.

I Liked You Better Before You Were Naked On The Internet is the song that matches with Juliano.

Vampires Will Never Hurt You is the song for Villex.

Early Sunsets Over Monroeville is the song that tells you most about your mind.

And Secrets Don't Make Friends is the song telling how you feel about life!

Right.
Right.
Ha.

Don't make me laugh.
<3

4 hugs | For me

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:: 2005 10 October :: 9.39pm
:: Mood: Amusant
:: Music: I WISH I HAD SOME ~kicks computer~

Fruckin' YES
Lon: emily
Lon: i love you.

Em: No no no. I love you.

Lon: nooo noooo i lovee you!
Lon: *snogskissesshags*

Em: OMG, I KILLED ILANA!
Em: <---<
Em: >---->
Em: ~screws dead body~

Lon: *dead body fucks back!!*
Lon: YOU BRING ME BACK TO LIFE WITH YOUR SEX

Em: XDDDDDD

Lon: yoour cunt it maggicaall
Lon: <-- -is dying laughing

Em: xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Em: YOU SAID CUNT
Em: ~falls off her chair~

Lon: me tooo!
Lon: <---is fucking crying laughing
Lon: CUNTTT

Em: LMFAO
Em: CUNT
Em: XDDDDD

Lon: haha you said cunt too!
Lon: OMG
Lon: WE'RE SUCH CUNTS

Em: xDDDD
Em: YOU ARE A CUNT
Em: AHHHH
Em: xDDDD

Lon: no you are a cunt!!!

Em: NUH UHHH

Lon: hahahahahahahHAHAHAA

Em: XDD
Em: CUNT FACE! XFD!

Lon: CUNT ...CUNT..LIPS!
Lon: oh that was nasty
Lon: BWAHAHAHA

Em: xDDD
Em: EWWW
Em: XDDDD
Em: WELL YOUR CUNT HAS GONNORRHEA!

Lon: WELL THEY DISPLAYED YOUR CUNT IN SEVENTEEN MAGAZINE UNDER THE BYLINE "THE STD THAT ALMOST EVERY GIRL HAS, WITHOUT EVEN KNOWING IT!"

Em: XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Em: WHAT THE FUCK, I DIDN'T EVEN GET THAT XD
Em: Well..
Em: YOUR CUNT IS GAY

Lon: YOUR CUNT IS STRAIGHT
Lon: AND IT GETS FUCKED!
Lon: HAHAHHA

Em: It's SO gay that I called it gay and it smacked me with it's PURSE.

Lon: touche' salesman, touche'

Em: XDDDD

Lon: ok this is going in my livejournal
Lon: under "the most memerable conversation ever."
Lon: when we're 50
Lon: and we're noshing on bagels
Lon: at jades funeral
Lon: i'm going to look at you

Em: Lmfao - This is going in WOOHU and LIVE JOURNAL

Lon: and call you a cunt

Em: GASP
Em: AT JADE'S FUNERAL?!
Em: POR QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Lon: well..yes..
Lon: see jade has the nicest cunt, therfore, we must slay her

Em: XDDDD

Here's to the Lon <3

2 hugs | For me

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:: 2005 9 October :: 10.27pm
:: Mood: Headachey
:: Music: Buzzzzzz

Satisfaction <|3
My head hurts and my throat burns.

My eyes sting and my heart yearns
and not another word I'll hear
when I slit your throat from ear to ear.

Your blood will flow, hot and red
from the terrible gash just below your head
and I will relish the reason in which you did die.

For, my dear, the killer was I!

The one whom cut you from the world
and thus your crimson banner unfurled
over your neck and soaking your shirt
saturating the life-giving dirt.

You'll just be food for the creepy, crawly things
which thrive in my nightmares and rape my dreams.

I wish you loved me, and I wish you cared.

But then everything would be too easy.

4 hugs | For me

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:: 2005 4 October :: 7.03pm

New layout coming soon.
I hope.

http://sinapse.arc2.ucla.edu/streaming/humor/Rejected.wmv

WATCH IT!

"Hey.. have you ever wondered about brains getting fat?"

<3

3 hugs | For me

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:: 2005 29 September :: 6.28pm
:: Mood: EVADE!

This, my friends, is perfection.
Emily: Dude. Your sandwich blows.

Juliano: NO
Juliano: YOUR SANDWICH BLOWS!

Em: NUH UH

Juliano: IT BLOWS MORE THAN A MEXICAN WHORE
Juliano: ON MUY CALIENTE NIGHT

Em: WELL
Em: I CALLED YOUR SANDWICH GAY AND IT HIT ME WITH IT'S PURSE

Muy Caliente Boy: YEA WELL

Em: YEAH

Juliano: YOUR MARSHMELLOWS ARE STOOPID!

Em: NUH UHHHH!
Em: Well.. your.. miniature oreos are stupid!
t3h pwnxx0rs: And my marshmallows PWNxx0R yoo!

Juliano: NO

Em: YEAH

Juliano: MY PSYCHO ANARCHIST NINJA MONKEYS
Commander of Psycho Anarchist Ninja Monkeys: WILL PWN YOUR STOOPID MARSHMELLOWS
Juliano: ANYDAY!!!
Juliano: ALONG WITH MY STAFF OF MIGHT THAT HAS 3 TIMES POWER IN MAGIC AND INVISIBILITY!!!
+3 Magic and Invisibility: :-P

Em: MY RABID FLYING ATTACK SQUIRRELS COULD FREAKIN' KILL YOUR non-l33t MARSHMALLOWS ANY DAY OF THE WEEK!
Army Generaless of the Rabid Flying Attack Squirrels: Roll the 20 sided die!
Dungeon Mistress: +15 on nipple-biter attack!

Juliano: + 56 rape attack
Dungeon Lord of Bondage?: HA I WIN!
Muy Caliente Scientiste!: EVERYONE KNOWS A RAPE BEATS A NIPPLE BITER

Em of REASON: I doubt it! The rape doesn't continue if the rapist is rolling in pain from lack of nipple due to large chomp!

Juliano: NOPE
He digresses: THE RAPIST IS A SADIST
Juliano: SO THE LACK OF NIPPLE
Still goin': AND BLEEDING OF THE CHEST
Shasta!: MAKES HIM RAPE HARDER!
DEE ENN DEE!: cuz its +56!!
Ah ha!: IF IT WAS LESS THAN THAT THEN YES NIPPLE BITER WOULD WIN
Juliano: BUT ITS NOT SO NYAH NYAH!

AThe truth comes out?!: WELL.. I never played dungeons and dragons ANYWAYS.
Em: XD

THE PLOT THICKENS!: neither did i
Juliano: lol

Defeated?: Go us! ~high-five~

Never!: *high five*

Noting Xcore-ness: Using D and D jokes, though we never played.

Yeap. I DEFINATELY love this boy. XD
<3!

3 hugs | For me

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:: 2005 22 September :: 10.17pm
:: Mood: Burdened
:: Music: Early Sunsets Over Monroeville - MCR

Dark Poem Generator! XD
Around, all around, the sinister creatures gather.
My dread grows as the Dark One's touch falls against my neck.
It mutilates me, and darkly my
vitae drips
to the cold, uncaring tombstones.
In a strange and terrible glee I call your name
while Death's shadow takes my hand.
Now alone, my blood falls upon dead eyes.

This is your love

OH YEHAAA

<3

For me

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:: 2005 9 September :: 3.48pm
:: Mood: Hyper
:: Music: My speakers CONTINUE to hate me

CAUTION! Due to the violent content..
.. of this PM, viewer discretion is advised.

Em: Emily + Kimmie + Diego + One car?!
Em: = CAR CRASH
Em: xD

Jade: xDDDD
Jade: There's no B
Jade: So you in front, Diego in back
Jade: Cause I know that if you sit in the front, you'll harass him =p
Jade: *if he sits in the front

Em: XDDD
Em: Em: ~yoinking of hair~
Em: Diego:~snatching of hand~

Jade: Exactly

Em: Em: WOMG, HE'S GANNA KILL ME!
Em: Kimmie: ~SWERVE!~

Jade: xDDDDD

Em: Diego: HAHAHAHAHA

Jade: XDDDDDDDDDDDD

Em: Em: HEYZEUS, PANTALONES!

Jade: xDDDD

Em: Kimmie: Doun't talk in none of them therr different lang-guee-gezz!
Em: Em: OMG, YOO HICK*
Em: Diego: HAHAHAHAHHA
Em: XDDDD

Em: You idiot XD
Em: This is going in my journal

Jade: lol

And it did. Because you are reading it. Here. In my journal.
HUZZAH!

*Note -- I have nothing against hicks. I just like to make fun of them because Jade is one.
HAHA.
<3

2 hugs | For me

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:: 2005 29 August :: 9.25pm
:: Mood: Impending Geometry DOOM
:: Music: Silence T---T

Shiggity shiggity shit
Ew.

It's already 9:30 and I haven't done my geometry homework. It's not like I want to, but I know I should.

Today's my mommy's birthday. Let us all give a cheer for my mom <3<3 I lorve my mommy.

I scratched my back on the bleachers today during the pep rally. It were sad. It was all ~bleed~ and Lindsay was like ~POKE~ and I was like "AHH! T---T" and it's a pretty mark.

I kind of hope it will scar xD

But apparentally there's "shirt gunk" in it, as my mother puts it so eloquently. I have yet to shower, and who knows, perhaps it'll get infected from being neglected.

That rhymed e---e;

My speakers are being bitchy and I'm chatting it up with Villex. Just chewing the fat. Like a good Emily does.

Perhaps.

I'm kinda tired .____. But! I found a costume I'd ADORE to construct! Card Captor Sakura xDD But the costume is adorable! ^---^ ~finds picture~

Adorable, neh?

It even got the Mrs. Jennfluffylufflesmom's approval, thusly I do believe it must be done.

BUT! Knowing my skillz, it will be horrid.

In all seriousness, I can't go into this without a positive outlook, and I CANNOT procrastinate. I am taking a vow to start this project as soon as possible and it WILL be wonderful.

And I WILL be cute.

Even though Emily + cute = world's end.

.. Giggle.

You know what? 'Chewing the fat' with Villex is so much better than trying to be all flirty. Sure, he still talks the same amount o---O

But it's better than trying to be something I'm not.

Epiphany?!

<3<3<3<3

"Sarsparilla."

P.S. Oh, yeah, I'm the Vice President of Spanish River Anime Club. HOLLLA. XD

7 hugs | For me

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:: 2005 24 August :: 10.51pm
:: Mood: Well, you know.
:: Music: From First to Last, of COURSE

I'm fucking
giving up.

You know what I hate? How 'emo' is so negative. It's short for emotional, is it not? And people are to be HATED for showing EMOTION?

I think some one should applaud. How about some compassion? Humans should have emotion. Sure, sometimes we get a but overboard, but dammit, I'm a fucking teenager.

Whose probably PMSing.

So I'm NO LONGER going to use the word emo unless describing some sort of fashion! OR SOMETHING!

And if you call me emo, I'll chew you out.

Bitch.

<3

"Scatter my brains across the wall."

P.S. I'm giving up on Villex. He definately doesn't like me anymore. I kind of doubt he ever did .____. Atleast I told him everything, right?

Right..?

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------

Ha. There's a big storm coming. It makes me sad. And I think I might have appendicitis.

I hate how I get over freakin' boys. All weepy and crap. I just really want them to like me, I guess. Probably low self-esteem.

I mean, I want them to think I'm all pretty and nice and perhaps they even want to date me.. but I can't see what's right infront of me. I look past the average-seeming rarity to the extremely less-than-attainable whom ends up not being as cool as I thought...

I was talking to Stephen on the phone ( second night in a row -- whizzat?! ) and I wasn't feeling too happy 'cause I just told Villex I was "going to stop pursuing you because it's obvious you're not interested in me anymore" and then I explained my predicament.

Perhaps I thought he'd admit to some secret crush on me or something of the like, but the fates played me like a much-to-easy level of Super Mario. I fell down the gap between the lands and I'm out of lives.

I didn't even get to the secret ladders-and-lives stage..

And I definately never got a growing mushroom xD

But yeah, I was pretty much crushed. And I told Stephen I didn't feel like talking, so I was going to go. And he told me tomorrow he'd give me a big hug. And I said "Heh, alright", and he was like "Ha, I bet you'd love it if it was Villex" and I broke down into tears.

I can't blame Stephen for anything, it's not like I told him I had just ripped my heart out and offered it over to Villex, whom thusly dropped it with a shrill, squeeky "EWW!"

I learned tonight Villex isn't a fan of gore or biting.

See, I really should get over him, huh?

Ah, well.. I'm gonna go stock up on bases to make dollz with during the storm. Assuming I have power, but no internet.

~knock on wood~

"KINKY SALAD SONG! Chicka chicka bwow wow! Chicka wicka bwow, chicka wicka! Chicka wicka bwow!"

P.P.S. Weston got a lip ring and sweet JESUS is he hot.

XDDDD

<3<3<3

5 hugs | For me

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:: 2005 22 August :: 10.33pm
:: Mood: Emo. XDDDD
:: Music: Note to Self -- From First to Last

He makes me so..
EMO

JESUS! I'm sitting here, singing my fucking lungs out because of that kid.

I'm singing louder than I've ever sang before.

And this is the saddest/emo-ist I've been since last school year.

This bitches.

Bitches like my heart.

THERE I GO

SHOOT ME XDDDD

<3<3!

"Note to self -- I miss you terribly"

4 hugs | For me

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:: 2005 14 August :: 3.21pm
:: Mood: Freee T---T
:: Music: GunZ ( my brothers are playing it in the loft)

FREE AT LAST!
Free at last! God almighty, free at last!

Shit, laundry, be right back. XDDDD

Alright. Fucking a. I just got done with like.. an hour and a half of homework. That's fuckin' preposterous. That's probably what I'll be getting every day from now on >---<

JESUSSSS

I ended up taking a break in the middle to go play Gunz XD

GunZ: ( classication: gun/sword game ) GunZ is a Korean graphics-based game ( FOR FREE -- downloadable ) with it's own mixed dance-music to listen to whilst you kick ass.

Emily does NOT kick ass at any point in time.

She gets excited if she kills some one.. She is usually the one getting killed.

Or killing herself by trying to run on the wall across the bottomless pit and ending up jumping instead.

Anyways, this game is pretty awesome, and as you can see ( since I haven't been on AIM in a while ) it's enthralling and enraveling. Sure, I'm only level 3 ( my brothers are level 10 and higher and they've ben playing less than I have .____. ) but it's still quite amusing.

GunZ -- download it, son

If you DO download it and come across a red-headed girl character name Sancia.. do not panic, that's just me.

Don't kill me, I'm pretty.

Alright?

Anyways, I have French with our favorite friend Twitch. Yesterday ( Saturday ) I went to Obon ( Bon Festival ) with Jade, Jenn, and my family. It was pretty amusing -- there were surprisingly some cosplayers xDD And a BAJILLION home-made kimonos. I dunno if I could wear a kimono over there since it's all long-skirted and long-sleeved. It was REALLY hot, so I don't know how those bishoujo did it.

I couldn't help getting continually reminded of the episode of Sailor Moon when Serena and minna went to Obon xDD And Rei did the drumming. And the drums got possessed with a damon. I remember it so well e---e And Usagi was getting all upset 'cause she couldn't pop the little goldfish with the rice-paper net into her bowl, and Makoto was helping Chibi-Usa do it and Michiru and Haruka show up and are all like "Stupid meatball head ~giggles resound from kimono Michiru~"

xDDD

Okay, enough geekdom from me, kids.

Have a LOVELY DAY! ^---^

<3

"Potato... potato.."

5 hugs | For me

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:: 2005 8 August :: 2.14pm
:: Mood: Lethargic
:: Music: Our Lady of Sorrows -- MCR

The Mystery of Laceration Poverty?
Well here I am.

It's Monday and school starts on Wednesday.. o----o;;

I still have to get my schedule.

I have two more chapters of Catcher in the Rye. I think I know why it's called Catcher in the Rye, though. Holden is talking to his little sister, Phoebe, and he says that the thing he really wants to do in his life is like.. guard children playing in a big rye field on top of a cliff from going over the cliff.

I can see it perfectly.. which is kinda weird.

I mean, do you get it? He gets kicked out of all these schools because everyone's too snobby or mean for him. Or too 'pervey' or 'sexy' ( sexually oriented, not sexually appealing. ) He has.. so many standards, and not one school meets them.

Instead of learning everything, he just wants to protect little kids from falling off a cliff.

It's weird.

AFO was great, by the way.

I almost got to make out with that really hot gay kid from JACon, remember? The one that was REALLY hot, but he was gay, and I was all like "NOOOO!"

I know his name now.. It's Ryan.

And hey, atleast he touched me e----e;;

I swear, his boyfriend was liek.. stoned during the rave. He's like "OH MY GODDDD! HAHAHAHHA!" and I'm like "XDDD HIE! What's your name?" and he's like "It's.. GIOVANNI... which is Itallian for JOHN! HAHAHA!" and I'm like "If I was a boy, I'd probably be named John. HAHAHA" and he's like "OH MY GODDDD! HAHAHAHHA!"

XDDDD

I love gay boys.

My mom told me later that apparentally Giovanni was looking at Jade and I too much for Ryan's tastes, thusly Ryan was a bit upset.

But for honest, I gave Giovanni the Wood Clow card I have ( Jadie bought the Clow cards for me <3<3 ) 'cause Keroberos sensed a Clow card and Giovanni said it was in his pants -- and it was the Wood xDD Ryan pulled him away, telling me he'd find it.

Then later, Ryan was at dinner, and Giovanni's like "Hey, if you give me another Clow card, I'll let you make out with my boyfriend" and I'm like "O---------O NOOOOO! WHY ARE THEY AT THE HOTEL ROOM!?" and he's like "If you give me two, I'll make sure you have a good time XD" And I'm like "AUGHHH! ~falls over~"

And I did fall over.

And my pimp hat fell over.

But FREAKIN' A! I WAS SO.. FUCKING.. CLOSE!

~sobs~

HE WAS SO PRETTY!

~dead~

Maybe if I lose some weight by next con, Ryan won't need bribes to make out with me.. hmnnnnn..

<-------<;;

Mlehehe..

xDDD

~the evil plotting continues~

<3<3

Emily: My voice is like... really low right now. o----------------o
Emily: Nevermind, it just elevated.
Emily: I'M GOING THROUGH PUBERTY. XD
Oscar: yay
Oscar: i'll be there in a jiffy

9 hugs | For me

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:: 2005 4 August :: 2.11pm
:: Mood: Mlehehehe
:: Music: Violent Pornography -- SOAD

Sweet Jesus, look at the nutters! <------<
naomicote@mac.com: I have a question you must answer, or die
naomicote@mac.com: just tell me when your ready to hear the most important question ever.
naomicote@mac.com: ..everrrrrr..
Agent Blood Orgy: ~is ready to hear the question -- knew Leo was gay, notes it was much too obvious~
naomicote@mac.com: I know it was obvious. I just thought that he was FEMININE
Agent Blood Orgy: lmap
naomicote@mac.com: I was like ::gasp:: ::sputter::
Agent Blood Orgy: Giggle
naomicote@mac.com: emily- i stared at the word 'gay' on the screen for like...10 minutes.
Agent Blood Orgy: xDDD
naomicote@mac.com: I was just like. AHAH!
naomicote@mac.com: I just thought he was really feminine, with all the 'talk to the hand' jazz. But thats cool, leo is funny.
Agent Blood Orgy: Mhmm
naomicote@mac.com: And 'mely' - the marching band assistant- shes gay
naomicote@mac.com: WHATS UP WITH MARCHING BAND PEOPLE!!??!
Agent Blood Orgy: They just like things
naomicote@mac.com: yea...a lot of things. haha xDD
naomicote@mac.com: Anywho: my question.
Agent Blood Orgy: ~listens intently~
naomicote@mac.com: Is your refrigerator running?...
naomicote@mac.com: O.O
naomicote@mac.com: ::listens intently::
naomicote@mac.com: GAHH! THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME!!
naomicote@mac.com: ::chocked snicker::
Agent Blood Orgy: Womg..
Agent Blood Orgy: Yes.. yes it is. Both of them
naomicote@mac.com: :O
naomicote@mac.com: I KNEW IT!
naomicote@mac.com: ..mine did too.
naomicote@mac.com: fuck.
Agent Blood Orgy: Damn it
Agent Blood Orgy: It must be a syndicate of running refridgerators
naomicote@mac.com: Those become 'Refrigerator catchers'- save the time that everyone takes to find those damned critters.
naomicote@mac.com: hells yes, it is!
Agent Blood Orgy: Lmao
Agent Blood Orgy: I wonder if they like.. pre-program these fridges..
naomicote@mac.com: : O
Agent Blood Orgy: Damn George Bush! He harvests the fridges!
Agent Blood Orgy: FUCKING TEXAN
naomicote@mac.com: &^*%&^%
naomicote@mac.com: TEXANS ARE REFRIGERATOR HARVISTERS!
Agent Blood Orgy: GASP!
naomicote@mac.com: HARVESTERS*..haha. GASP!
Agent Blood Orgy: SOMETHING MUST BE DONE, MARCHING BAND GAL!
naomicote@mac.com: I KNOW!
naomicote@mac.com: ::yodels to fellow marching band members:
Agent Blood Orgy: I, THE FEARED MAN DIC, and you! THE GREAT MARCHING BAND GAL, WILL PUT A ---
Agent Blood Orgy: XDDD
Agent Blood Orgy: YODELING
Agent Blood Orgy: ~dies~
naomicote@mac.com: ''WE MUST CATCH THE REFRIGERATORS AND TORTURE THE EVIL TEXAS HARVESTERS!!'
Agent Blood Orgy: Anyways, as I was saying -- A STOP TO THIS!
naomicote@mac.com: ::marching band war cry:::
naomicote@mac.com: AYAYAYAYAYAYY!!!
Agent Blood Orgy: More like dodododlooodododolododo! ~horns blow, tuba bumps, clarinets screech, flutes die from lack of air~
Agent Blood Orgy: ~'cause their part is so fucking long~
naomicote@mac.com: :drop kicks, while other woodwinds screech with their instruments::
naomicote@mac.com: ahaha
naomicote@mac.com: xDD
naomicote@mac.com: SCREEECH- YODEL- AYAYAYAY
Agent Blood Orgy: ~wields a large DICTIONARY of POWER~
naomicote@mac.com: ...what a kick ass war cry
naomicote@mac.com: DICTIONARY!
Agent Blood Orgy: ~smack~ You spell dead D-E-A-D!!
naomicote@mac.com: ::gasp::
naomicote@mac.com: bows
naomicote@mac.com: xDDD
Agent Blood Orgy: Thank you, thank you. xD
naomicote@mac.com: Dead. WHOO!
Agent Blood Orgy: I am MAN DIC -- the huMAN DICtionary!
Agent Blood Orgy: xDD
naomicote@mac.com: xDD
Agent Blood Orgy: This is so going in my journal
naomicote@mac.com: And I am: Screeching Woodwind- The Yodeling Marching band warriors Queen!
Agent Blood Orgy: XD
naomicote@mac.com: haha, me too
Agent Blood Orgy: XDDDD
Agent Blood Orgy: I so love you
naomicote@mac.com: <3 I love you too
naomicote@mac.com: DAMN THOSE TEXANS!
Agent Blood Orgy: Bee Arr Bee, I have to pee -- you made me laugh too hard
naomicote@mac.com: ahaha
naomicote@mac.com: k
Agent Blood Orgy: Ewww -- I hate periods >---<
naomicote@mac.com: >----< I got mine on tuesday
naomicote@mac.com: RIGHT after the performance. THANK HEAVENS!
Agent Blood Orgy: I got mine.. Tuesday morning, I think
naomicote@mac.com: ::imagines:: In the middle of a performace- Me: ''..oh..oh fuck. *~fiddles with clarinet*~..oh my god. oh my god..holy fuck!
naomicote@mac.com: Wow. both on tuesday
Agent Blood Orgy: Eek x---x
naomicote@mac.com: I wonder what happens to those people who get their periods in the middle of a marching band performance.
Agent Blood Orgy: That REALLY sucks
naomicote@mac.com: I assume it'd be very uncomfortable.
Agent Blood Orgy: YEAH
naomicote@mac.com: I didn't get it during mine. haha- I got it AS SOON AS I WALKED IN MY HOUSE
Agent Blood Orgy: XDD Wow
naomicote@mac.com: ::sudden stop:: -blink- ::takes off to bathroom like a bat outa hell::: - mom stares at my fleeing form
naomicote@mac.com: xDD
Agent Blood Orgy: xD
naomicote@mac.com: I want my refrigerator. ::tear::
naomicote@mac.com: It houses so many goodies.
naomicote@mac.com: DAMN THOSE TEXANSS
naomicote@mac.com: My yodeling band is searching for them as we speak, though I imagine their not very quiet. ::cringes as screeches and anonymous blowings sounds::
Agent Blood Orgy: DAMN YOOOU TEXASSSSS! ~dramatic falling to knees, crying to the sky with outstretched fists~
naomicote@mac.com: POR QUE ROSALITAA!!
naomicote@mac.com: POR QUE GEORGE BUSHH!!
Agent Blood Orgy: POR QUE DIOS!
Agent Blood Orgy: HEY-ZUES!
Agent Blood Orgy: TEHASSS!
naomicote@mac.com: xDD
Agent Blood Orgy: MEHICOOOO!
Agent Blood Orgy: xD
naomicote@mac.com: xDDDD
naomicote@mac.com: DAMN MEHICANSS
naomicote@mac.com: I mean Mexicans..hha, oh shit ::looks around for angry mexicans::
naomicote@mac.com: ::paranoid:: OH SHIT SON!
Agent Blood Orgy: XD
Agent Blood Orgy: UNDER YOUR BED
Agent Blood Orgy: NOOO
naomicote@mac.com: AHH!
Agent Blood Orgy: THEY'VE GOT YOU!
Agent Blood Orgy: AHHHHHHH!
naomicote@mac.com: ::yodels to marching band::
Agent Blood Orgy: NAOMIIIIII! ~snatches at her~
naomicote@mac.com: haha..yodeling. *~shakes head*~
naomicote@mac.com: EEKK!!
naomicote@mac.com: ::mexicans angrily question who Rosalita is::
naomicote@mac.com: I DON'T KNOW!!
naomicote@mac.com: NO COMPREHENDE
Agent Blood Orgy: ~pulls her from rabid mexican stereotypes~
naomicote@mac.com: NOOO COMPREHENDEE!!
naomicote@mac.com: WHOO!
naomicote@mac.com: hahah stupid mehicans!
naomicote@mac.com: mehicanosss
Agent Blood Orgy: xXD
naomicote@mac.com: OH SHIT!
Agent Blood Orgy: OH NO! It'S OSCAR! XDDDDDD
naomicote@mac.com: ::pulls emily as we run like bats outa hell::
naomicote@mac.com: Oscar myer weener. xDD
Agent Blood Orgy: ~runs like what she said!
naomicote@mac.com: <3
Agent Blood Orgy: <3
naomicote@mac.com: AHH!
naomicote@mac.com: ::Oscar leads angry mexican stereotypes::
naomicote@mac.com: OH SHEEET!!!
Agent Blood Orgy: xDD
Agent Blood Orgy: NOOO!
naomicote@mac.com: ::I yodel to my crazed group of gay and lesbian marching band members::
naomicote@mac.com: xDDD
Agent Blood Orgy: ~keeps them at bay with free Taco Bell~
naomicote@mac.com: WHOO!
Agent Blood Orgy: XDDDDDD
naomicote@mac.com: This is so going on my livejournal- myspace blog. xDD
Agent Blood Orgy: xD
Agent Blood Orgy: ~notes angry Mexican comments to ensue~
naomicote@mac.com: MEXICANS, TEXANS, REFRIGERATORS AND GEORGE BUSH!
naomicote@mac.com: POR QUE!
Agent Blood Orgy: POR QUE, ROSALITA!
naomicote@mac.com: OH SHIT!
naomicote@mac.com: Don't say her name! ::oscar swears and runs after us while pyscho mexicans gobble down taco bell and give chase again::
Agent Blood Orgy: XDD
Agent Blood Orgy: DAMN IT
Agent Blood Orgy: ~runs~
naomicote@mac.com: xDD
naomicote@mac.com: ::runs:: omg..I have to change my tampon!
naomicote@mac.com: xDD
naomicote@mac.com: Oh sheeet!
Agent Blood Orgy: Mi Yo Tocco! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
naomicote@mac.com: ::runs behind bushes::
Agent Blood Orgy: ~hurries her into a bathr-- bushes work~
Agent Blood Orgy: XDDDDDD
naomicote@mac.com: ::anonymous noises are heard, and naomi appears relieved::
Agent Blood Orgy: XDDDD
Agent Blood Orgy: Ewwww
naomicote@mac.com: xDD
Agent Blood Orgy: ~dies~
naomicote@mac.com: hahahahaha
naomicote@mac.com: eeww
naomicote@mac.com: xDDDDD
Agent Blood Orgy: ~has an odd pool of blood~
naomicote@mac.com: AAH IT'S GEORGE BUSH AKA MODERN DAY HITLER
Agent Blood Orgy: ~.. forgot her pad~
Agent Blood Orgy: XDDDDDDDD
naomicote@mac.com: o.O oh shit son@
naomicote@mac.com: !*
Agent Blood Orgy: Lets throw USED MEDICAL NEEDLES at HIM!
naomicote@mac.com: ::tries to find place for emlily to -do her thang-::
naomicote@mac.com: haha
naomicote@mac.com: WHOO!
naomicote@mac.com: AIDS!
Agent Blood Orgy: EAT MY BIOHAZARD! ~tosses needles -- smells fish~
Agent Blood Orgy: xDDDD
naomicote@mac.com: xDDDDDDDD
naomicote@mac.com: ::george bush squeels::
naomicote@mac.com: WHAT? A HOMOSEXUAL!
naomicote@mac.com: : O
naomicote@mac.com: ::gasp::
Agent Blood Orgy: GASP
Agent Blood Orgy: Why do they always send the poor?! <-------<
naomicote@mac.com: ::crazed group of lesbian and homosexual yodeling marching band squeels in delight::
Agent Blood Orgy: xDD
naomicote@mac.com: ::george shrieks::
naomicote@mac.com: xDDD
Agent Blood Orgy: XDDDDDD
naomicote@mac.com: XDD
Agent Blood Orgy: ~Arnold pops up out of no where with bullet-ridden pizza~ Vhat a political geerlyman
naomicote@mac.com: xDDD
naomicote@mac.com: ::Arnold totures george with bullet-ridden pizza and gets refrigerators back with one arm::
naomicote@mac.com: ::googling squeels of delight and gasps come from marching band:::
naomicote@mac.com: ::leo bats his eyelashes::
Agent Blood Orgy: YESSSS
Agent Blood Orgy: xDDDDDD
Agent Blood Orgy: YES YES YES!
naomicote@mac.com: XDDD
Agent Blood Orgy: SWEET JESUS
Agent Blood Orgy: ~dies~
naomicote@mac.com: xDDDDDDD
naomicote@mac.com: -dies-
naomicote@mac.com: ::arnold shivers::
Agent Blood Orgy: XD
naomicote@mac.com: ::leo: are you cold? -- let me warm you up, you hot sexy governor you!
Agent Blood Orgy: Zhat is vun meetball Ai'm not going tou choke down.. ~Arnold scoots off back to California and his silly pizza buisiness~
naomicote@mac.com: xDDD
naomicote@mac.com: ::leo- COME BACK MY JULIET! MY SUNSHINE! MY OTHER HALF!!::
naomicote@mac.com: ::marching band follows in pursuit, yodeling and shrieking::
Agent Blood Orgy: XDDD
Agent Blood Orgy: Sweet Jesus, we are nutters
naomicote@mac.com: ::sigh of relief and content::...ahh, now all we have to do his beat those crazed mexicans and texans!!::
naomicote@mac.com: xDDD
naomicote@mac.com: I concur. xDDDD
Agent Blood Orgy: Lets get the MIB brain-zapper!
naomicote@mac.com: xDD
naomicote@mac.com: :o :O
naomicote@mac.com: HECK YESSS!
naomicote@mac.com: That'll solve all of our problems!
naomicote@mac.com: WHOO!!
Agent Blood Orgy: YES
Agent Blood Orgy: WHOO
Agent Blood Orgy: ~equips her with shiny light and sunglasses~
naomicote@mac.com: ::puts on shiny bling bling::
naomicote@mac.com: xD
naomicote@mac.com: ::FLASH!!::
naomicote@mac.com: BUT WAIT!
Agent Blood Orgy: XD What?!
naomicote@mac.com: We must save Oscar, and torture/molest him!! xDDD!!!! While other mexicans are 'FLASHED' in the brilliant light!
Agent Blood Orgy: ALRIGHT!
naomicote@mac.com: whoo!!
Agent Blood Orgy: ~steals Oscar from the mob, tying him up some where indiscreet~ Ready to FLASH them, Naomi?! XDDD
naomicote@mac.com: Xdd
naomicote@mac.com: XDD HECK YES!
naomicote@mac.com: ::FLASH!::
Agent Blood Orgy: YESSS ~FLASH!~
naomicote@mac.com: WHOO!
naomicote@mac.com: We're such 'flashers' !!
naomicote@mac.com: xDDD
Agent Blood Orgy: Alright, folks, God just came and tried to steal all of your refridgerators
naomicote@mac.com: naughty billy!
Agent Blood Orgy: But we told him to fuck off, so your food's safe.
Agent Blood Orgy: Yeap.
naomicote@mac.com: XDDDD
naomicote@mac.com: ::Another day SAFE from yodeling phycho's and crazed mexicans, texas refrigerator harvesters, crazed gay presidents, and ..leo.::
naomicote@mac.com: xDDDD
Agent Blood Orgy: ~and human dictionaries. And Arnold's poisonous bullet-ridden pizza~
naomicote@mac.com: YESS!
naomicote@mac.com: Oh shit son! This is so going in my journals, in like..30 seconds.
naomicote@mac.com: ahah
Agent Blood Orgy: Lmao, mine, too!
naomicote@mac.com: WHOO!

YES

Me and Naomi

Emily -- Agent Blood Orgy

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:: 2005 3 August :: 10.35am
:: Mood: Tired.
:: Music: Question! - SOAD

To further the conclusion that Emily is a slut.
WARNING: This WAS a DREAM!

Well.. there was like this little.. clan of Japanese people. And there was this one REAL PRETTTY Japa-boy ( We were all in little school uniforms of somesort ) And this pretty Japa-boy has like.. creamy-blue painted nails... And I'd keep holding his hand every now and then.

Then, I think I was trying to impress him or something, so I started tumbling and rolling around in the grass. I felt stupid the whole time. ( Hey Jade: RUN AWAY, RUN AWAY, AHHHH! AHHHH! AHHHH! ~roll~ )

I stood up and it seemed that they all liek.. accepted me, now o----O;

So then we were sitting at these tables in the PBCC cafeteria ( for some reason, most of the lights were off ) and there were Japa-boys everywhere, but I couldn't find my pretty one.

Then my mom came in and told me she was leaving. And here I am.

I'm sad.. I want that pretty Japa-boy..

~sniffle~

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