i*m gunna draw a picture a picture with a twist i*ll draw it with a razor blade i*ll draw it on my wrist and as a draw the picture a fountain will appear and as the foutain fades My troubles dissaper!

 

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0x-FwAh-Em-ChAn-x0

:: 2005 9 September :: 3.48pm
:: Mood: Hyper
:: Music: My speakers CONTINUE to hate me

CAUTION! Due to the violent content..
.. of this PM, viewer discretion is advised.

Em: Emily + Kimmie + Diego + One car?!
Em: = CAR CRASH
Em: xD

Jade: xDDDD
Jade: There's no B
Jade: So you in front, Diego in back
Jade: Cause I know that if you sit in the front, you'll harass him =p
Jade: *if he sits in the front

Em: XDDD
Em: Em: ~yoinking of hair~
Em: Diego:~snatching of hand~

Jade: Exactly

Em: Em: WOMG, HE'S GANNA KILL ME!
Em: Kimmie: ~SWERVE!~

Jade: xDDDDD

Em: Diego: HAHAHAHAHA

Jade: XDDDDDDDDDDDD

Em: Em: HEYZEUS, PANTALONES!

Jade: xDDDD

Em: Kimmie: Doun't talk in none of them therr different lang-guee-gezz!
Em: Em: OMG, YOO HICK*
Em: Diego: HAHAHAHAHHA
Em: XDDDD

Em: You idiot XD
Em: This is going in my journal

Jade: lol

And it did. Because you are reading it. Here. In my journal.
HUZZAH!

*Note -- I have nothing against hicks. I just like to make fun of them because Jade is one.
HAHA.
<3

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0x-FwAh-Em-ChAn-x0

:: 2005 29 August :: 9.25pm
:: Mood: Impending Geometry DOOM
:: Music: Silence T---T

Shiggity shiggity shit
Ew.

It's already 9:30 and I haven't done my geometry homework. It's not like I want to, but I know I should.

Today's my mommy's birthday. Let us all give a cheer for my mom <3<3 I lorve my mommy.

I scratched my back on the bleachers today during the pep rally. It were sad. It was all ~bleed~ and Lindsay was like ~POKE~ and I was like "AHH! T---T" and it's a pretty mark.

I kind of hope it will scar xD

But apparentally there's "shirt gunk" in it, as my mother puts it so eloquently. I have yet to shower, and who knows, perhaps it'll get infected from being neglected.

That rhymed e---e;

My speakers are being bitchy and I'm chatting it up with Villex. Just chewing the fat. Like a good Emily does.

Perhaps.

I'm kinda tired .____. But! I found a costume I'd ADORE to construct! Card Captor Sakura xDD But the costume is adorable! ^---^ ~finds picture~



Adorable, neh?

It even got the Mrs. Jennfluffylufflesmom's approval, thusly I do believe it must be done.

BUT! Knowing my skillz, it will be horrid.

In all seriousness, I can't go into this without a positive outlook, and I CANNOT procrastinate. I am taking a vow to start this project as soon as possible and it WILL be wonderful.

And I WILL be cute.

Even though Emily + cute = world's end.

.. Giggle.

You know what? 'Chewing the fat' with Villex is so much better than trying to be all flirty. Sure, he still talks the same amount o---O

But it's better than trying to be something I'm not.

Epiphany?!

<3<3<3<3

"Sarsparilla."

P.S. Oh, yeah, I'm the Vice President of Spanish River Anime Club. HOLLLA. XD

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0x-FwAh-Em-ChAn-x0

:: 2005 24 August :: 10.51pm
:: Mood: Well, you know.
:: Music: From First to Last, of COURSE

I'm fucking
giving up.

You know what I hate? How 'emo' is so negative. It's short for emotional, is it not? And people are to be HATED for showing EMOTION?

I think some one should applaud. How about some compassion? Humans should have emotion. Sure, sometimes we get a but overboard, but dammit, I'm a fucking teenager.

Whose probably PMSing.

So I'm NO LONGER going to use the word emo unless describing some sort of fashion! OR SOMETHING!

And if you call me emo, I'll chew you out.

Bitch.

<3

"Scatter my brains across the wall."

P.S. I'm giving up on Villex. He definately doesn't like me anymore. I kind of doubt he ever did .____. Atleast I told him everything, right?

Right..?

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------

Ha. There's a big storm coming. It makes me sad. And I think I might have appendicitis.

I hate how I get over freakin' boys. All weepy and crap. I just really want them to like me, I guess. Probably low self-esteem.

I mean, I want them to think I'm all pretty and nice and perhaps they even want to date me.. but I can't see what's right infront of me. I look past the average-seeming rarity to the extremely less-than-attainable whom ends up not being as cool as I thought...

I was talking to Stephen on the phone ( second night in a row -- whizzat?! ) and I wasn't feeling too happy 'cause I just told Villex I was "going to stop pursuing you because it's obvious you're not interested in me anymore" and then I explained my predicament.

Perhaps I thought he'd admit to some secret crush on me or something of the like, but the fates played me like a much-to-easy level of Super Mario. I fell down the gap between the lands and I'm out of lives.

I didn't even get to the secret ladders-and-lives stage..

And I definately never got a growing mushroom xD

But yeah, I was pretty much crushed. And I told Stephen I didn't feel like talking, so I was going to go. And he told me tomorrow he'd give me a big hug. And I said "Heh, alright", and he was like "Ha, I bet you'd love it if it was Villex" and I broke down into tears.

I can't blame Stephen for anything, it's not like I told him I had just ripped my heart out and offered it over to Villex, whom thusly dropped it with a shrill, squeeky "EWW!"

I learned tonight Villex isn't a fan of gore or biting.

See, I really should get over him, huh?

Ah, well.. I'm gonna go stock up on bases to make dollz with during the storm. Assuming I have power, but no internet.

~knock on wood~

"KINKY SALAD SONG! Chicka chicka bwow wow! Chicka wicka bwow, chicka wicka! Chicka wicka bwow!"

P.P.S. Weston got a lip ring and sweet JESUS is he hot.

XDDDD

<3<3<3

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0x-FwAh-Em-ChAn-x0

:: 2005 22 August :: 10.33pm
:: Mood: Emo. XDDDD
:: Music: Note to Self -- From First to Last

He makes me so..
EMO

JESUS! I'm sitting here, singing my fucking lungs out because of that kid.

I'm singing louder than I've ever sang before.

And this is the saddest/emo-ist I've been since last school year.

This bitches.

Bitches like my heart.

THERE I GO

SHOOT ME XDDDD

<3<3!

"Note to self -- I miss you terribly"

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0x-FwAh-Em-ChAn-x0

:: 2005 14 August :: 3.21pm
:: Mood: Freee T---T
:: Music: GunZ ( my brothers are playing it in the loft)

FREE AT LAST!
Free at last! God almighty, free at last!

Shit, laundry, be right back. XDDDD

Alright. Fucking a. I just got done with like.. an hour and a half of homework. That's fuckin' preposterous. That's probably what I'll be getting every day from now on >---<

JESUSSSS

I ended up taking a break in the middle to go play Gunz XD

GunZ: ( classication: gun/sword game ) GunZ is a Korean graphics-based game ( FOR FREE -- downloadable ) with it's own mixed dance-music to listen to whilst you kick ass.

Emily does NOT kick ass at any point in time.

She gets excited if she kills some one.. She is usually the one getting killed.

Or killing herself by trying to run on the wall across the bottomless pit and ending up jumping instead.

Anyways, this game is pretty awesome, and as you can see ( since I haven't been on AIM in a while ) it's enthralling and enraveling. Sure, I'm only level 3 ( my brothers are level 10 and higher and they've ben playing less than I have .____. ) but it's still quite amusing.

GunZ -- download it, son

If you DO download it and come across a red-headed girl character name Sancia.. do not panic, that's just me.

Don't kill me, I'm pretty.

Alright?

Anyways, I have French with our favorite friend Twitch. Yesterday ( Saturday ) I went to Obon ( Bon Festival ) with Jade, Jenn, and my family. It was pretty amusing -- there were surprisingly some cosplayers xDD And a BAJILLION home-made kimonos. I dunno if I could wear a kimono over there since it's all long-skirted and long-sleeved. It was REALLY hot, so I don't know how those bishoujo did it.

I couldn't help getting continually reminded of the episode of Sailor Moon when Serena and minna went to Obon xDD And Rei did the drumming. And the drums got possessed with a damon. I remember it so well e---e And Usagi was getting all upset 'cause she couldn't pop the little goldfish with the rice-paper net into her bowl, and Makoto was helping Chibi-Usa do it and Michiru and Haruka show up and are all like "Stupid meatball head ~giggles resound from kimono Michiru~"

xDDD

Okay, enough geekdom from me, kids.

Have a LOVELY DAY! ^---^

<3

"Potato... potato.."

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0x-FwAh-Em-ChAn-x0

:: 2005 8 August :: 2.14pm
:: Mood: Lethargic
:: Music: Our Lady of Sorrows -- MCR

The Mystery of Laceration Poverty?
Well here I am.

It's Monday and school starts on Wednesday.. o----o;;

I still have to get my schedule.

I have two more chapters of Catcher in the Rye. I think I know why it's called Catcher in the Rye, though. Holden is talking to his little sister, Phoebe, and he says that the thing he really wants to do in his life is like.. guard children playing in a big rye field on top of a cliff from going over the cliff.

I can see it perfectly.. which is kinda weird.

I mean, do you get it? He gets kicked out of all these schools because everyone's too snobby or mean for him. Or too 'pervey' or 'sexy' ( sexually oriented, not sexually appealing. ) He has.. so many standards, and not one school meets them.

Instead of learning everything, he just wants to protect little kids from falling off a cliff.

It's weird.

AFO was great, by the way.

I almost got to make out with that really hot gay kid from JACon, remember? The one that was REALLY hot, but he was gay, and I was all like "NOOOO!"

I know his name now.. It's Ryan.

And hey, atleast he touched me e----e;;

I swear, his boyfriend was liek.. stoned during the rave. He's like "OH MY GODDDD! HAHAHAHHA!" and I'm like "XDDD HIE! What's your name?" and he's like "It's.. GIOVANNI... which is Itallian for JOHN! HAHAHA!" and I'm like "If I was a boy, I'd probably be named John. HAHAHA" and he's like "OH MY GODDDD! HAHAHAHHA!"

XDDDD

I love gay boys.

My mom told me later that apparentally Giovanni was looking at Jade and I too much for Ryan's tastes, thusly Ryan was a bit upset.

But for honest, I gave Giovanni the Wood Clow card I have ( Jadie bought the Clow cards for me <3<3 ) 'cause Keroberos sensed a Clow card and Giovanni said it was in his pants -- and it was the Wood xDD Ryan pulled him away, telling me he'd find it.

Then later, Ryan was at dinner, and Giovanni's like "Hey, if you give me another Clow card, I'll let you make out with my boyfriend" and I'm like "O---------O NOOOOO! WHY ARE THEY AT THE HOTEL ROOM!?" and he's like "If you give me two, I'll make sure you have a good time XD" And I'm like "AUGHHH! ~falls over~"

And I did fall over.

And my pimp hat fell over.

But FREAKIN' A! I WAS SO.. FUCKING.. CLOSE!

~sobs~

HE WAS SO PRETTY!

~dead~

Maybe if I lose some weight by next con, Ryan won't need bribes to make out with me.. hmnnnnn..

<-------<;;

Mlehehe..

xDDD

~the evil plotting continues~

<3<3

Emily: My voice is like... really low right now. o----------------o
Emily: Nevermind, it just elevated.
Emily: I'M GOING THROUGH PUBERTY. XD
Oscar: yay
Oscar: i'll be there in a jiffy

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0x-FwAh-Em-ChAn-x0

:: 2005 4 August :: 2.11pm
:: Mood: Mlehehehe
:: Music: Violent Pornography -- SOAD

Sweet Jesus, look at the nutters! <------<
naomicote@mac.com: I have a question you must answer, or die
naomicote@mac.com: just tell me when your ready to hear the most important question ever.
naomicote@mac.com: ..everrrrrr..
Agent Blood Orgy: ~is ready to hear the question -- knew Leo was gay, notes it was much too obvious~
naomicote@mac.com: I know it was obvious. I just thought that he was FEMININE
Agent Blood Orgy: lmap
naomicote@mac.com: I was like ::gasp:: ::sputter::
Agent Blood Orgy: Giggle
naomicote@mac.com: emily- i stared at the word 'gay' on the screen for like...10 minutes.
Agent Blood Orgy: xDDD
naomicote@mac.com: I was just like. AHAH!
naomicote@mac.com: I just thought he was really feminine, with all the 'talk to the hand' jazz. But thats cool, leo is funny.
Agent Blood Orgy: Mhmm
naomicote@mac.com: And 'mely' - the marching band assistant- shes gay
naomicote@mac.com: WHATS UP WITH MARCHING BAND PEOPLE!!??!
Agent Blood Orgy: They just like things
naomicote@mac.com: yea...a lot of things. haha xDD
naomicote@mac.com: Anywho: my question.
Agent Blood Orgy: ~listens intently~
naomicote@mac.com: Is your refrigerator running?...
naomicote@mac.com: O.O
naomicote@mac.com: ::listens intently::
naomicote@mac.com: GAHH! THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME!!
naomicote@mac.com: ::chocked snicker::
Agent Blood Orgy: Womg..
Agent Blood Orgy: Yes.. yes it is. Both of them
naomicote@mac.com: :O
naomicote@mac.com: I KNEW IT!
naomicote@mac.com: ..mine did too.
naomicote@mac.com: fuck.
Agent Blood Orgy: Damn it
Agent Blood Orgy: It must be a syndicate of running refridgerators
naomicote@mac.com: Those become 'Refrigerator catchers'- save the time that everyone takes to find those damned critters.
naomicote@mac.com: hells yes, it is!
Agent Blood Orgy: Lmao
Agent Blood Orgy: I wonder if they like.. pre-program these fridges..
naomicote@mac.com: : O
Agent Blood Orgy: Damn George Bush! He harvests the fridges!
Agent Blood Orgy: FUCKING TEXAN
naomicote@mac.com: &^*%&^%
naomicote@mac.com: TEXANS ARE REFRIGERATOR HARVISTERS!
Agent Blood Orgy: GASP!
naomicote@mac.com: HARVESTERS*..haha. GASP!
Agent Blood Orgy: SOMETHING MUST BE DONE, MARCHING BAND GAL!
naomicote@mac.com: I KNOW!
naomicote@mac.com: ::yodels to fellow marching band members:
Agent Blood Orgy: I, THE FEARED MAN DIC, and you! THE GREAT MARCHING BAND GAL, WILL PUT A ---
Agent Blood Orgy: XDDD
Agent Blood Orgy: YODELING
Agent Blood Orgy: ~dies~
naomicote@mac.com: ''WE MUST CATCH THE REFRIGERATORS AND TORTURE THE EVIL TEXAS HARVESTERS!!'
Agent Blood Orgy: Anyways, as I was saying -- A STOP TO THIS!
naomicote@mac.com: ::marching band war cry:::
naomicote@mac.com: AYAYAYAYAYAYY!!!
Agent Blood Orgy: More like dodododlooodododolododo! ~horns blow, tuba bumps, clarinets screech, flutes die from lack of air~
Agent Blood Orgy: ~'cause their part is so fucking long~
naomicote@mac.com: :drop kicks, while other woodwinds screech with their instruments::
naomicote@mac.com: ahaha
naomicote@mac.com: xDD
naomicote@mac.com: SCREEECH- YODEL- AYAYAYAY
Agent Blood Orgy: ~wields a large DICTIONARY of POWER~
naomicote@mac.com: ...what a kick ass war cry
naomicote@mac.com: DICTIONARY!
Agent Blood Orgy: ~smack~ You spell dead D-E-A-D!!
naomicote@mac.com: ::gasp::
naomicote@mac.com: bows
naomicote@mac.com: xDDD
Agent Blood Orgy: Thank you, thank you. xD
naomicote@mac.com: Dead. WHOO!
Agent Blood Orgy: I am MAN DIC -- the huMAN DICtionary!
Agent Blood Orgy: xDD
naomicote@mac.com: xDD
Agent Blood Orgy: This is so going in my journal
naomicote@mac.com: And I am: Screeching Woodwind- The Yodeling Marching band warriors Queen!
Agent Blood Orgy: XD
naomicote@mac.com: haha, me too
Agent Blood Orgy: XDDDD
Agent Blood Orgy: I so love you
naomicote@mac.com: <3 I love you too
naomicote@mac.com: DAMN THOSE TEXANS!
Agent Blood Orgy: Bee Arr Bee, I have to pee -- you made me laugh too hard
naomicote@mac.com: ahaha
naomicote@mac.com: k
Agent Blood Orgy: Ewww -- I hate periods >---<
naomicote@mac.com: >----< I got mine on tuesday
naomicote@mac.com: RIGHT after the performance. THANK HEAVENS!
Agent Blood Orgy: I got mine.. Tuesday morning, I think
naomicote@mac.com: ::imagines:: In the middle of a performace- Me: ''..oh..oh fuck. *~fiddles with clarinet*~..oh my god. oh my god..holy fuck!
naomicote@mac.com: Wow. both on tuesday
Agent Blood Orgy: Eek x---x
naomicote@mac.com: I wonder what happens to those people who get their periods in the middle of a marching band performance.
Agent Blood Orgy: That REALLY sucks
naomicote@mac.com: I assume it'd be very uncomfortable.
Agent Blood Orgy: YEAH
naomicote@mac.com: I didn't get it during mine. haha- I got it AS SOON AS I WALKED IN MY HOUSE
Agent Blood Orgy: XDD Wow
naomicote@mac.com: ::sudden stop:: -blink- ::takes off to bathroom like a bat outa hell::: - mom stares at my fleeing form
naomicote@mac.com: xDD
Agent Blood Orgy: xD
naomicote@mac.com: I want my refrigerator. ::tear::
naomicote@mac.com: It houses so many goodies.
naomicote@mac.com: DAMN THOSE TEXANSS
naomicote@mac.com: My yodeling band is searching for them as we speak, though I imagine their not very quiet. ::cringes as screeches and anonymous blowings sounds::
Agent Blood Orgy: DAMN YOOOU TEXASSSSS! ~dramatic falling to knees, crying to the sky with outstretched fists~
naomicote@mac.com: POR QUE ROSALITAA!!
naomicote@mac.com: POR QUE GEORGE BUSHH!!
Agent Blood Orgy: POR QUE DIOS!
Agent Blood Orgy: HEY-ZUES!
Agent Blood Orgy: TEHASSS!
naomicote@mac.com: xDD
Agent Blood Orgy: MEHICOOOO!
Agent Blood Orgy: xD
naomicote@mac.com: xDDDD
naomicote@mac.com: DAMN MEHICANSS
naomicote@mac.com: I mean Mexicans..hha, oh shit ::looks around for angry mexicans::
naomicote@mac.com: ::paranoid:: OH SHIT SON!
Agent Blood Orgy: XD
Agent Blood Orgy: UNDER YOUR BED
Agent Blood Orgy: NOOO
naomicote@mac.com: AHH!
Agent Blood Orgy: THEY'VE GOT YOU!
Agent Blood Orgy: AHHHHHHH!
naomicote@mac.com: ::yodels to marching band::
Agent Blood Orgy: NAOMIIIIII! ~snatches at her~
naomicote@mac.com: haha..yodeling. *~shakes head*~
naomicote@mac.com: EEKK!!
naomicote@mac.com: ::mexicans angrily question who Rosalita is::
naomicote@mac.com: I DON'T KNOW!!
naomicote@mac.com: NO COMPREHENDE
Agent Blood Orgy: ~pulls her from rabid mexican stereotypes~
naomicote@mac.com: NOOO COMPREHENDEE!!
naomicote@mac.com: WHOO!
naomicote@mac.com: hahah stupid mehicans!
naomicote@mac.com: mehicanosss
Agent Blood Orgy: xXD
naomicote@mac.com: OH SHIT!
Agent Blood Orgy: OH NO! It'S OSCAR! XDDDDDD
naomicote@mac.com: ::pulls emily as we run like bats outa hell::
naomicote@mac.com: Oscar myer weener. xDD
Agent Blood Orgy: ~runs like what she said!
naomicote@mac.com: <3
Agent Blood Orgy: <3
naomicote@mac.com: AHH!
naomicote@mac.com: ::Oscar leads angry mexican stereotypes::
naomicote@mac.com: OH SHEEET!!!
Agent Blood Orgy: xDD
Agent Blood Orgy: NOOO!
naomicote@mac.com: ::I yodel to my crazed group of gay and lesbian marching band members::
naomicote@mac.com: xDDD
Agent Blood Orgy: ~keeps them at bay with free Taco Bell~
naomicote@mac.com: WHOO!
Agent Blood Orgy: XDDDDDD
naomicote@mac.com: This is so going on my livejournal- myspace blog. xDD
Agent Blood Orgy: xD
Agent Blood Orgy: ~notes angry Mexican comments to ensue~
naomicote@mac.com: MEXICANS, TEXANS, REFRIGERATORS AND GEORGE BUSH!
naomicote@mac.com: POR QUE!
Agent Blood Orgy: POR QUE, ROSALITA!
naomicote@mac.com: OH SHIT!
naomicote@mac.com: Don't say her name! ::oscar swears and runs after us while pyscho mexicans gobble down taco bell and give chase again::
Agent Blood Orgy: XDD
Agent Blood Orgy: DAMN IT
Agent Blood Orgy: ~runs~
naomicote@mac.com: xDD
naomicote@mac.com: ::runs:: omg..I have to change my tampon!
naomicote@mac.com: xDD
naomicote@mac.com: Oh sheeet!
Agent Blood Orgy: Mi Yo Tocco! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
naomicote@mac.com: ::runs behind bushes::
Agent Blood Orgy: ~hurries her into a bathr-- bushes work~
Agent Blood Orgy: XDDDDDD
naomicote@mac.com: ::anonymous noises are heard, and naomi appears relieved::
Agent Blood Orgy: XDDDD
Agent Blood Orgy: Ewwww
naomicote@mac.com: xDD
Agent Blood Orgy: ~dies~
naomicote@mac.com: hahahahaha
naomicote@mac.com: eeww
naomicote@mac.com: xDDDDD
Agent Blood Orgy: ~has an odd pool of blood~
naomicote@mac.com: AAH IT'S GEORGE BUSH AKA MODERN DAY HITLER
Agent Blood Orgy: ~.. forgot her pad~
Agent Blood Orgy: XDDDDDDDD
naomicote@mac.com: o.O oh shit son@
naomicote@mac.com: !*
Agent Blood Orgy: Lets throw USED MEDICAL NEEDLES at HIM!
naomicote@mac.com: ::tries to find place for emlily to -do her thang-::
naomicote@mac.com: haha
naomicote@mac.com: WHOO!
naomicote@mac.com: AIDS!
Agent Blood Orgy: EAT MY BIOHAZARD! ~tosses needles -- smells fish~
Agent Blood Orgy: xDDDD
naomicote@mac.com: xDDDDDDDD
naomicote@mac.com: ::george bush squeels::
naomicote@mac.com: WHAT? A HOMOSEXUAL!
naomicote@mac.com: : O
naomicote@mac.com: ::gasp::
Agent Blood Orgy: GASP
Agent Blood Orgy: Why do they always send the poor?! <-------<
naomicote@mac.com: ::crazed group of lesbian and homosexual yodeling marching band squeels in delight::
Agent Blood Orgy: xDD
naomicote@mac.com: ::george shrieks::
naomicote@mac.com: xDDD
Agent Blood Orgy: XDDDDDD
naomicote@mac.com: XDD
Agent Blood Orgy: ~Arnold pops up out of no where with bullet-ridden pizza~ Vhat a political geerlyman
naomicote@mac.com: xDDD
naomicote@mac.com: ::Arnold totures george with bullet-ridden pizza and gets refrigerators back with one arm::
naomicote@mac.com: ::googling squeels of delight and gasps come from marching band:::
naomicote@mac.com: ::leo bats his eyelashes::
Agent Blood Orgy: YESSSS
Agent Blood Orgy: xDDDDDD
Agent Blood Orgy: YES YES YES!
naomicote@mac.com: XDDD
Agent Blood Orgy: SWEET JESUS
Agent Blood Orgy: ~dies~
naomicote@mac.com: xDDDDDDD
naomicote@mac.com: -dies-
naomicote@mac.com: ::arnold shivers::
Agent Blood Orgy: XD
naomicote@mac.com: ::leo: are you cold? -- let me warm you up, you hot sexy governor you!
Agent Blood Orgy: Zhat is vun meetball Ai'm not going tou choke down.. ~Arnold scoots off back to California and his silly pizza buisiness~
naomicote@mac.com: xDDD
naomicote@mac.com: ::leo- COME BACK MY JULIET! MY SUNSHINE! MY OTHER HALF!!::
naomicote@mac.com: ::marching band follows in pursuit, yodeling and shrieking::
Agent Blood Orgy: XDDD
Agent Blood Orgy: Sweet Jesus, we are nutters
naomicote@mac.com: ::sigh of relief and content::...ahh, now all we have to do his beat those crazed mexicans and texans!!::
naomicote@mac.com: xDDD
naomicote@mac.com: I concur. xDDDD
Agent Blood Orgy: Lets get the MIB brain-zapper!
naomicote@mac.com: xDD
naomicote@mac.com: :o :O
naomicote@mac.com: HECK YESSS!
naomicote@mac.com: That'll solve all of our problems!
naomicote@mac.com: WHOO!!
Agent Blood Orgy: YES
Agent Blood Orgy: WHOO
Agent Blood Orgy: ~equips her with shiny light and sunglasses~
naomicote@mac.com: ::puts on shiny bling bling::
naomicote@mac.com: xD
naomicote@mac.com: ::FLASH!!::
naomicote@mac.com: BUT WAIT!
Agent Blood Orgy: XD What?!
naomicote@mac.com: We must save Oscar, and torture/molest him!! xDDD!!!! While other mexicans are 'FLASHED' in the brilliant light!
Agent Blood Orgy: ALRIGHT!
naomicote@mac.com: whoo!!
Agent Blood Orgy: ~steals Oscar from the mob, tying him up some where indiscreet~ Ready to FLASH them, Naomi?! XDDD
naomicote@mac.com: Xdd
naomicote@mac.com: XDD HECK YES!
naomicote@mac.com: ::FLASH!::
Agent Blood Orgy: YESSS ~FLASH!~
naomicote@mac.com: WHOO!
naomicote@mac.com: We're such 'flashers' !!
naomicote@mac.com: xDDD
Agent Blood Orgy: Alright, folks, God just came and tried to steal all of your refridgerators
naomicote@mac.com: naughty billy!
Agent Blood Orgy: But we told him to fuck off, so your food's safe.
Agent Blood Orgy: Yeap.
naomicote@mac.com: XDDDD
naomicote@mac.com: ::Another day SAFE from yodeling phycho's and crazed mexicans, texas refrigerator harvesters, crazed gay presidents, and ..leo.::
naomicote@mac.com: xDDDD
Agent Blood Orgy: ~and human dictionaries. And Arnold's poisonous bullet-ridden pizza~
naomicote@mac.com: YESS!
naomicote@mac.com: Oh shit son! This is so going in my journals, in like..30 seconds.
naomicote@mac.com: ahah
Agent Blood Orgy: Lmao, mine, too!
naomicote@mac.com: WHOO!

YES

Me and Naomi

Emily -- Agent Blood Orgy

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:: 2005 3 August :: 10.35am
:: Mood: Tired.
:: Music: Question! - SOAD

To further the conclusion that Emily is a slut.
WARNING: This WAS a DREAM!

Well.. there was like this little.. clan of Japanese people. And there was this one REAL PRETTTY Japa-boy ( We were all in little school uniforms of somesort ) And this pretty Japa-boy has like.. creamy-blue painted nails... And I'd keep holding his hand every now and then.

Then, I think I was trying to impress him or something, so I started tumbling and rolling around in the grass. I felt stupid the whole time. ( Hey Jade: RUN AWAY, RUN AWAY, AHHHH! AHHHH! AHHHH! ~roll~ )

I stood up and it seemed that they all liek.. accepted me, now o----O;

So then we were sitting at these tables in the PBCC cafeteria ( for some reason, most of the lights were off ) and there were Japa-boys everywhere, but I couldn't find my pretty one.

Then my mom came in and told me she was leaving. And here I am.

I'm sad.. I want that pretty Japa-boy..

~sniffle~

<3

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:: 2005 2 August :: 6.33pm
:: Mood: Read-ish. Or something.
:: Music: Revenga -- S.O.A.D.

My Sweet Revenge, it's in the making, it's for the taking..
Hee. Journal layout updated. FINALLY. Jesus!

I made this for Jade. But I liked it. So I used it.

Don't hate me, Jadey <3

I'm reading Catcher in the Rye. Kinda have to. For school, you know? It's okay.

Holden Caulfield ( the main character ) judges people a lot. He calls them 'phonies' and the like. He says damn and goddam a lot, too ( I'm underlining and I'm going to count to see how many times exactly xD ) He's in New York, but he speaks like he's British o--O Guess that's how it was in earlier America. Or something. I should see when it was published, perhaps I'll get a better feel for it.

I hope I finish it soon. I still have to read One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest. I'm so good.

Oh well. I bet Keith hasn't done one damn thing for his reading yet. So THERE.

<3

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:: 2005 29 July :: 10.07am
:: Mood: Eh.

ml33p
Take the quiz: "What My Chemical Romance Band Member Are YOU!"

Gerard Way
Leader and really cute too! Love You

Lmao, whee?

Anyways, I'm off to be some ambassador crap at SYC. Today's the finale festival. EXCITING. I've been reading Catcher in the Rye ( I'm on the 5th chapter ) and it's kinda weird.. I mean, the kid ( Holden -- 16 ) He says 'boy' a lot, and horsing around, and good-by. That's not properly spelt >----< It's kinda rubbing off on me, how he talks. It's.. horrible. I liked my literate self. Holden.. is partially literate. MLEH.

Yeah. So there's my piece.

I before E, except after C.

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:: 2005 11 July :: 11.57pm
:: Mood: Showered
:: Music: TV

Hey
I'll update my layout soon, I promise T----T

Camp has been good to me.

Apparentally I miss Yasumi x---X Dayumn.

Not much has happened, but I'm alive.

<3

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behindmymask

:: 2005 22 June :: 9.49am
:: Music: the wiggles

life after surgery...
hey yall! life sux here on the couch! how come no one's called me yet?!?!
huh? huh?
i will be at home like litterly 24/7!!! and i sleep like 15-20 hours outta/24 a day! so i WONT miss ur call. i am going to the Relay For Life on friday so i can see you there but caution i sadly have to be in a wheel chair. ok call me yall!
433-9383!!!!!!!!!
OEV?L
Jenny

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:: 2005 19 June :: 2.05pm
:: Mood: w3rd
:: Music: Rapture (Tastes so Sweet) - Iio

Oh geez
I gotta be cool, tooo! o----o

01] Who are you, what's our relationship:
02] How and where did we meet:
03] What's my middle name:
04] How long have you known me:
05] Tell me one good thing about myself:
06] When you first saw me what was your impression:
07] My age:
08] My birthday:
09] My favorite band at the moment:
10] Colour eyes:
11] Do i have any siblings:
12] Have you ever had a crush on me:
13] What's one of my favorite things to do:
14] Do you remember one of the 1st things I said to you:
15] Describe me in 3 words:
16] Name 5 things I love:
17] Do you think I'm good looking:
18] How would you describe me to someone:
19] Would you ever date me:
20] Tell me one thing you've always wanted to say but never did:
21] What do you like most about me:
22] If we could spend a day together what would we do:
23] Have we ever gotten in a fight:
24] Do you think we will be friends for at least 3 or 4 more years:
25] Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
26] What do you think my weakness is?
27] Do you think I'll get married?
28] What makes me happy?
29] What makes me sad?
30] What reminds you of me?
31] If you could give me anything what would it be?
32] When's the last time you saw me?
33] Do you think our ...friendship is getting stronger/weaker/or staying the same?
34] Do you feel that you could talk to me about anything and I would listen?
35] Are you going to put this on your blog and see what I say about you?
36] If I was an ice cream flavor, which would I be and why?
37] What song (if any) reminds you of me?
38] If you could change one thing about me, what would it be?
39] Do we 'hang'?
40] Do I cross your mind at least once a day?

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:: 2005 18 June :: 5.52pm
:: Mood: Elatedly Spasmodic
:: Music: Filthy/Gorgeous - Scissor Sisters

YESSSS
XDDDD

Numa Numa SO just came onto Yahoo! LaunchRADIO.

I was like... "YESSSSSSSSS"

And they translated it, too! XDDD

I'm listening to the "Scissor Sisters" now.

But.. it doesn't quite sound like sisters to me o---O

If yoo know what I mean.

<3

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:: 2005 13 June :: 4.18pm
:: Mood: Elated.

My Faery Dream
Okay, so I was at this new day of school or something, and I had a little purse and a back-pack thing, I don't know why. By close to the end of the day I had lost the purse and left the back pack crud with Eli and then I found the purse but I couldn't find Eli! I guess it didn't really matter that much. Then there was this crazy guy who wanted to ass rape my dad ( I think that's who it was, it could of been my other cousin, Brad ) and Kristen ( my cousin, Brad' sister ) So that was scary. We were baracading the doors and there would be these little flecks all around that were.. faeries or something?

So you'd shoo the off by balling your fingers into the crook of your thumbs, then flicking them out really quickly. You'd do this repeatedly and they'd go away. It was some kind of magic or another. So we did that but he some how got in and we were fighting him with the finger-flicking, and you'd blow on him 'cause that was magic, too, somehow. I don't know!

So then we get out of the house, whoever-man-it-was, Kristen, my little LITTLE brothers and I. ( I don't know, Dave musta been 6 and JJ 4 or something ) So we're runnin' and then we're at this banquet ( my memory's fading, it's been about a half hour since I woke up ) and everyone's eating and I'm like "Don't eat, Jesus, can't you see it's faery food?!" 'cause I guess I knew it would brain wash you or something. But I was REALLY hungry, so I ate like.. a peice of bread or something. I do like the bread e----e

Then this dog got up in between us and I flicked at him and he shrunk away xDD And then a cat got on the table and I was like "FAERY CAT!" and stabbed it with my spoon..? And it.. SANK INTO THE TABLE! So you could only see it's back and I kept, like, stabbing it until it went away xD 'Cause I'm a loser like that, then I got everyone up and we started running, and I had my spoon of power. I some how like.. turned into one of the Sailor Stars? o---o I think I mighta been Yaten.. I don't remember, but it was weird.

Okay. Yeah. Wow.

FAERY CAT! >---<

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