this is very long I would suggest not reading
ok...yesterday I don't even know where to begin. I was looking so forward to banquet but fucking mrs. dicillo had to spoil it....o well I'll start at teh beginning.

I had an awesome morning. All of the people that did a captain audition got taken on a scavenger hunt and at the end we findout what position we got. The people doing mine were Hillary, Richelle, Michelle and Fran all of my favorite seniors so it was fun. lol They decided to do teh kidnapping approach so my parents were all in on it and they showed up in my room @ 8:00am with a scary mask and a video camera in my face. They dresseds me up in sum freaky clothes and blindfolded me and dragged me in2 the car. Fran does the most awesome steve erwin voice ever so we she did this whole intro with the video camera about how the rare "jessica brandies" was looking for her mate. My whole scavenger hunt was based on the dane cook commedy CD which we all have a copy of and quote constantly.

Somet ings I had to do were...go to walmart (my LEAST favorite place in the world) dressed in my outfit and no...nobody looked twice at me because that is just the kinda people that shop at walmart. And I found ym task and it said:

"Grab a bunch of banannas and a camera and head over to the pharmacists desk and inquire about the largest sized male contraceptive available. Demonstrate approxamate length and girth of his "bananna"."

...yeah so after showing them my box of trojan magnum condoms as evidence we moved on...the next task was at a mobile station and it said:

"Take this 'legal' tender (legal tender meaning the pink monopoly $50 bill taped to the clue) and buy us some gum. Make sure to bring back the change."

lol yes i did this too and just as the guy looked at me horrified fran ran over and yelled "what are you doing?! thats not even real money!" then she pretended I was retarded and she had been looking for me all day and hugged me and dragged me back to the car. lol when she went back to buy something with real money the guy was all like.."your friend...shes not ok? she is a problem?"

Then I had to go to burger king and order from the drive through in this weird way that you wouldnt get if you havnt heard the dane cook cd...it was funny though

thenn I had to go to Barnes and Noble...

"ask the sales person to find you the maroon 5 cd. Sing harder to breathe to the sales person, sing it like and american idol superstar."

the guy was definately cute on top of it...he was in on the joke though so he ended up making me sing it like 5 times before he gave me my clue. lol a good conversation starter if I ever get the nerve to go back and hit on him.

Then I had to jump in a pool to get my last clue which just said that I would find out at banquet and to go home. Well i wasnt stupid cuz I had seen michelle leave somethign behind in my house when we left. SO we pull up to my house and there is a big banner hangint from teh garage that said 1st lieutenent. I didn't know how to react to this. they stopped the car and said ok now for the explanation. There is NO co-captain this year. They fought ms dicillo on the decision for a long time but in the end she got what she wanted. Me brittney and allison are all 1st lieutenants and lauren is captain. I was pretty upset because I know the real reason she did this isnt that we are all juniors and its only fair...she just has a personal problem with me and she always has.

Laurens scavenger hunt was so much worse than mine she had to wear HORRIBLE costume with boots and a cape and climb the rockwall at the mall in the middle of the day in front of hot guys and scream hi im captain planet. then she had to play guitar outside of walgreens singing the "lauren millcarek" song until someone gave her money. Then she had to go into a crowded dennys asking every1 if they had seen the one horned flying purple people eater until someone gave her a clue. lol funny stuff.

Banquet I had to put on my cheesy smile and pretend to be happy. Jeanna was there I miss her so much. We all ate and listened to speeches which didnt make me cry because I'm heartless. I don't think ive accepted yet that my friends are all going away to college. It will probably hit me at practice on wednesday with the new squad. Then the officer announcements came up and I couldnt control it. Dicillo announced the weird lineup of officers and went on and on and on about how equal me britt adn allison were that there was no deciding. Bull fucking shit. Yes we are the fucking delta of equality over there even though I not only outranked both of them, scored higer on my audition than EVERYONE, got number one dancer on the whole fucking squad, and was nominated either captain or co-captain by every goddamn person including brittney and allison. So yeah yay for equality. I'm going to kill her.

Whatever I'm goign to have to talk to her now because my mom definately bitched at her which I appreciate but I think she just made things harder for me. I cried so much last nite I havnt cried in front of people since I was about 5. And over something as retarded as this just blows my mind. Everyone was crying though so I blended in with all of the happy people and the peopel crying over the seniors. I was cryign in anger and frustration.

I am happy fro Jenn and Liz though Jenn got sergent and Liz got 2nd lieutenent. Jenn is the new lauren...new girl promoted to sergent and Liz is the new me...New girl promoted to 2nd lieutenent. lol good luck you guys we're gunna do great next year.

I was on the phne for hours with lauren last night trying to figure out what all of this new responsibility meant because regardless of my title me her allisona dn britt are still top 4 we are in charge of everything. so we decided on how to divide up some jobs and when to have a meeting with dicillo and everyone else. She is already freaking out from teh pressure of not having a co captain shes going to talk to dicilo about it. so whatever I'm going to have to accept that life isnt fair in this scenario and be gracious about it. I will see what happens next year after lauren leaves. If I don't EARN captain then I wont expect to get it. But if I do and she fucks me over again then I'm just leaving I don't need to devote my life and energy to something that wont even pay off in the end...why can't it just be about the dancing.

Fuck Politics

ps. this is y I stayed home today too if youre wondering

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